Shoes, indoors?
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Submitted 2 days ago by ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. 🤣
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn’t think you’re crushing on them. 😂
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
We’re special friends who cuddle naked 😌
krashmo@lemmy.world 2 days ago
What’s with the switching back and forth between “you” and “u”? Either one is fine but pick one and go with it.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 days ago
Same for Me. Which isn’t hard at all if I think about it.
SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Well there’s your problem. It helps to be hard.
TheBannedLemming@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.
brisk@aussie.zone 2 days ago
This post is not about keeping shoes on
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Shh, let’s keep them innocent.
Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
It is, though. You wouldn’t make fun of people wanting to take your shoes off if you didn’t think it’s moronic to keep your shoes on when inside.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you’d imagine, especially the carpets.
Maybe it’s a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you’d be the chosen one or something like that.
aim_at_me@lemmy.nz 1 day ago
Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Anyone making more than $100k and less than $20k takes their shoes off at the door.
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I thought the gardening in NZ thing was legit? Are there not foods you can buy in the store but are illegal to grow yourself?
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Only works if you’re a show-er though
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Or erect
spicystraw@lemmy.world 2 days ago
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 days ago
So technically, Jotaro doesn’t wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.
pyre@lemmy.world 1 day ago
you don’t wash your ass, you don’t take off your shoes inside… it’s funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?”
moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Why do I kinda want a pair
8000gnat@reddthat.com 2 days ago
one knows that one must do it to another
whimsy@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Aah yes, finally, the rizzler
Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Congratulations. You’re going to get to wear whatever pants or skirt she has at home that will fit you!
sonoro@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This feels special…
krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
People from the u.s.
krunklom@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
why not just eat off the floor at that point?