ZkhqrD5o
@ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world
- Comment on I Thought I Knew You 17 hours ago:
IMO evaporative cooling should be illegal at a certain scale. Water is valuable.
- Comment on 🙋🏻♂️ Praise be to our Lord on high 🙋🏻♂️ 17 hours ago:
Religious parents take the “do not abuse your child” challenge for 30 seconds:
- Comment on The Palantir Stare aka The Thiel Razzle 3 days ago:
Peter Thiel is mentally retarded. No two ways about it.
- Comment on Ah, progress. 6 days ago:
Quick question: is this about police brutality or midichlorians?
- Comment on I would like to meet him, he's probably nice 6 days ago:
No this is Patrick.
- Comment on I would like to meet him, he's probably nice 6 days ago:
For anyone as uneducated as me: the name is Indian.
- Comment on Sofasexual 1 week ago:
Uh, I don’t get it.
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 1 week ago:
Later that night:
- Comment on modern meal 1 week ago:
Right wing radical: Soyboy! How can you eat this much plant based estrogen in you 50g of soy? downs two pints of beer back to back with even more plant based estrogen
Men who drink lots of beer grow tits precisely because of the plant-based estrogen that they ingest with their beer. It is quite literally a female tit.
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 1 week ago:
Bruh. Americans will do anything to avoid building a train.
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 1 week ago:
What bus has a conductor?
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 1 week ago:
Conductor: Sir, this seat is only for disabled people.
Me, an intellectual: shows this picture I drive this.
Conductor: Sorry to have bothered you, sir.
- Comment on It's a sad state of affairs... 1 week ago:
Good rage bait.
- Comment on Not vaccinating is child abuse. 1 week ago:
The USA are the anti-intellectualism gift that never stops giving. Earth is flat, global warming is fake, vaccination is bad, evolution is fake and unironically using the imperial system.
- Comment on New christmas calendar just dropped 1 week ago:
You guys don’t get it, it’s high art.
- Comment on Ooops 1 week ago:
Recycling yards: Oh no! We have so much scrap metal and no way of efficiently storing and separating it by contents!
Industrial metal waste shredders:
- Comment on Ooops 1 week ago:
With his mango. 🥭
- Comment on Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan??? 1 week ago:
Bruh. No words. I was sarcastic.
- Comment on Albania what are you doing? I thought you just made peace with Aberbaijan??? 1 week ago:
My guesses:
- A LLM is roleplaying as a pregnant minister.
- A woman is “AI” minister and she’s pregnant, theres a typo and the government is publicly admitting corruption through nepotism.
- Comment on I just spent my entire rent money on vintage 240p JPEG files of soup, and I've never been happier. AMA. 2 weeks ago:
I have an idea. I’ll get one of my mates in on this. And so, this is how the three of us will do it. Now that you have the collection of Soup JPEGs, you can then transfer those to me on credit. So now I am indebted to you by whatever amount you wish. Then, my mate and I agree that he will invest into soup JPEG infrastructure. Hard drives, tapes, etc. it doesn’t matter. But I don’t have any money because I’m severely indebted to someone else. So we just agreed to pay with my soup jpegs. Now he has the Soup JPEGs and I have all of this massive infrastructure for all of the incoming market value and influx of demand for Soup JPEGs. Then just make up some nonsense to complete the circle in which you have the JPEGs and you are now indebted to him. Now since we have all created intense business dealings for the soup jpeg market we can now go to someone with real money and show them that there is this massive demand it’s just an upcoming market we have all of this infrastructure which we’re going to use and look at all of the people already in on this. Now’s your chance. Now, as soon as we get the investments into our Soup jpg business, we’ll just take the real money and bugger off to the countryside of Kenya and live off of our embezzled investor money. And the middle class, who were advertised to spend their money on this, by the investors,will pay the price. The three of us win, the investors win, and the middle class loses. Just like it should be.
- Comment on Room for cream? 2 weeks ago:
Difficulty in life, ascending from left to right.
- Comment on Progress 2 weeks ago:
Amazon pulled an israeli pager attack on your ass. Literally.
- Comment on "I used to be with it" 2 weeks ago:
Low effort joke
When I was your age, we used to own our music. It worked offline and we could copy it to other devices.
Tangent
Why aren’t Normies speaking up about everything needing internet? Street navigation, music, videos, reading, games, etc. Are all things that would work brilliantly normally, no server required. Why does no one realise, that if the server disappears, so does in effect their personal property? If it is tethered to a server, it’s broken, because the server will disappear, the question is only when.
- Comment on Holy moly 2 weeks ago:
By now I’m so jaded with modern video games that I expect it to be a barely functional reset release and fall into the same old pattern of over-promise and under-deliver. People who think it will be as good as GTA 5 after more than 12 years of updates are deluding themselves. I stopped playing GTA 5 online when they introduced microtransactions, the instant you could buy money in the game with real money, I dropped it harder than Donald Trump was dropped on the head as a baby.
- Comment on Soon... 2 weeks ago:
This is a tangent but, I find it baffling that Americans are one of the most tolerant democracies of abuses of power against common citizens and corruption. Their country was founded precisely to stop both. Their constitution was almost utopian for the time, writing about the irrefutable rights a human has. And look at it now, capitalism and oligarchs have trashed their country. They lack even basic infrastructure such as health care, transportation a functional education system, etc. All for the benefit of rich people who can bypass the broken country by buying normal services and amenities, while less fortunate people are left to fend for themselves. It is a broken country because only nobility can afford human-worthy living standards there. The nobility and oligarchy in the USA are so very effectively blocking the country from having infrastructure that every other civilised country on planet earth has had for decades or even centuries. How the american middle class could let this happen is baffling.
- Comment on Why would I buy this? 2 weeks ago:
Thanks to modern video games being barely functional slop most of the time, I got into emulation. All these games work beautifully and I have a massive catalogue of high quality games, with creative contents that would not get made anymore today.
- Comment on Can't unsee 2 weeks ago:
I’m going to say it: the 70’s look for men, the mustache with the vokuhila is ugly as fuck.
- Comment on I tire of this life 2 weeks ago:
Ok, then a stingray shows up, then what?
- Comment on Is. It....German????? 2 weeks ago:
South america after WW II be like:
- Comment on Internet Users 2 weeks ago:
Careful, edgy.
