ZkhqrD5o

@ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The horrors of aging⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  With an age profile for dating like that you could run for U.S. President.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wobble wobble⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
  1. Remove the counterweight from your washing machine.
  2. Throw said counterweight inside the washing machine.
  3. Activate the spin cycle of your washing machine.
  4. Find out.

  :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh oh lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Humans in 200 years be like: ha ha warp drive go brr.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't argue that.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  R^2 = 0.11

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every flight should have at least one sitting in a passenger seat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A guide for our friends outside the U.S.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For everyone from the real world, not fluent in regard units.

  12 inches = 1 foot 3 feet = 1 yard 22 yards = 1 chain 10 chains = 1 furlong 8 furlongs = 1 mile 3 miles = 1 league

  And here is my favourite 2 dimensional unit:

  1 furlong x 1 chain = 1 acre

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wonder why the widespread adoption of the internet hasn't been good for society as a whole.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The internet was some objective good. Problem is, the infrastructure has been privatised, the Level 1 ISPs have a legally enforced monopoly and the services on the internet have been re-centralised. It is not about the intent, it is about what people have done to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DEI, more like DIED⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When God gives you a message about the “god given right to carry arms”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know what day it is.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Happening soon.™ Our project has already reached the CGI rendering phase.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to bash Americans again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Expat” is my favourite dog whistle. Because “migrant” is only used for brown people, or other undesirable minorities for racists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ISO 26300⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay, I just want to say I blame schools for Microsoft’s monopoly on personal computing. School sysadmins are always dazzled by the shiny looking gifts that Microsoft gives them, ensuring the next generation of Microsoft useds is ready.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who could have thought, that separating yourself from one of the top three economic blocks on the planet, would have negative consequences?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only some of our tax money went to firefighting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not a firefighter, so I’m not an expert. But I think extinguishing the sun would be too expensive for the taxpayer.

  Maybe we should deport it to Alpha Centauri instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A fine dish.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I uploaded this using Voyager. I wonder what’s happening because sometimes I can’t open other people’s videos as well. But in my client, everything works.

• A fine dish.lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love when they shit post⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ProprietaryAI Logo | Venture© Capital™ edition.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They won the knowledge fight ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay. Do you understand that?

• Paydaylemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My life is ruined. :(

• Gandalf if he were US President and around children.lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memories. And we thought it could never get any better than this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing I miss about Windows is that exact downloading information. XP also had a very nice one. GNOME is nice, but man, I liked that animation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool. Not a shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that's impressive⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “On average they lasted 6 minutes and 40 seconds. I can do better than that.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re a genius, man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sadly this was build to late to have been part of Nasa's Satellite Automatic Tracking Antenna Network (SATAN)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Large General Binocular Telescope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨game shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that thing supported by Xinput?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨game shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I really just want to dump my opinion: I think Last of Us is overrated as hell. I mean the story is okay, but compared to anything that’s on TV, it would be average at best. The gameplay consists of clunky third-person shooter gameplay and walking around and pressing a button to pick up some trash. The second game is even worse about this because the only saving grace, the good story, is gone and has been nuked from high orbit and replaced by some sort of college teen melodrama. The game is ridiculously padded out by even more of the “click the button to open a shelf” sections. I mean the combat has been significantly improved in contrast to the second game but what’s there is so far and few between compared to everything else it may as well just be gone.

  Thank you for listening to my useless TED Talk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think he'll respond?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in the EU. I can go to university and still live above poverty. Communist pigs, how could they do this to me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Evolution: 🖕⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cat girl GILFs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s even the appeal of Linux?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing. I hate having control over my personal property.