Who’s Charlie Kirk ?
Is this real life?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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not_me@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.
I’ve heard his act was a “once in a lifetime” show. And that it was “to die for”.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
HAAHAHA
“The amazing gurgling human foundation.”
cv_octavio@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
What Kirk the captain of some starship thingy? I seem to recall some sort of kelvin timeline where stuff changed but I don’t recall anyone named “Charlie” being of any importance whatsoever.
Probably an Extra.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
James Tiberius Kirk would throw a chair at anyone that confused him for that racist POS
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He was the blood fountain that got put on display earlier this year
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your guess is as good as mine.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
A wedding planner, his blood red chocolate fountains were to die for.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I first though this was a ST:TNG reference, ie Shaka, When the walls fell.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Conservative martyrs never work out because they’re so sociopathic and narcissistic as a group, that nobody really cares that much about anyone else, beyond the political benefit of the initial outrage. A martyr’s power is in inspiring people in the future, but conservatives don’t care enough about anyone to bother to keep their memory alive.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The author of New York Times best seller “Live Dumb, Die Young”.
MECHAGIC@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
KombatWombat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ligma balls
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
At least he won’t make that mistake again
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He’s turned over a hole new leaf.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
how can Charlie Kirk be racist when he’s black?
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If he was cremated, he’s black now.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My experience is more along grey
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Black, White, and Red All Over
llacook@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Damn!
Chef’s kiss on this one.
ronl2k@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If he was cremated, he’s black now.
You’ve obviously never seen cremated remains.
llacook@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Charlie Kirk wouldn’t fly in a plane Charlie Kirk was piloting
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I wouldn’t fly a plane if Charlie Kirk was piloting.
not because he is black. but because he’s dead.
bytesonbike@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Damn DEI woke Charlie Kirk here.
superduperenigma@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Checkmate, liberals
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
that charlie kirk tweet is so funny i’m gasping for air
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
It’s just fantasy.
jahayk@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Dean Browning did it for real inquirer.com/…/dean-browning-twitter-20201110.htm…
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Sadly this fake Toilet Paper USA type stuff tends to provide cover for the heinous shit they actually say, while simultaneously obscuring the crazy things they do with the absurdity.
ronl2k@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve always assumed that posts that began with “as a black man” were posted by a non-black person. Trying too hard, and invading their own Internet privacy at the same time.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, they have a different way of saying it. I can’t really provide because, as a white man. I ain’t been in the culture.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I’m white and was raised in the culture. I have never once heard a black person say “as a black person”.
uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality…
atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mama I… just missed the boat…
SirQuack@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Put a gun against the hull
Pulled the trigger, now it’s fullPeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Put a harpoon against my leg
Pull the trigger, now it’s a peg
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
wow. he’s pretty white for a black man.
axexrx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Im choosing to believe there was at least one person who took this at face value, as admission that charley Kirk was a ‘white passing’ black man, and was racist enough to decide he was never going to listen to another word CK said because of his race.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But is he pretty fly?
Probably not.
Cabbage_Pout61@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Guess he asked for a 13 and they gave him a 31
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Uno dos trés, quatro cinco cinco fuck I got shot in the neck!
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He had the opposite of what MJ has
Uncle Ruckus
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Reverse vitiligo!
Rakonat@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t think he’s qualified.
kamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Forget forgetting to switch accounts, he can’t even put together a complex sentence.
wischi@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
To be fair that’s actually really hard once you are dead.
kamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I honestly forgot that… but the screenshot is from five years ago.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, this is Patrick.
fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
NEIN HIER IST PATRICK!
Jimjim@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Damn some people are stupid…
python@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
🎉were🎉
Jimjim@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No… the ones that deserved it didnt get it
watson@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Does it have a dick I can suck?
Alive
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt here and pretend he was making a weird joke
87Six@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Having a sense of humor like that would be worse than talking to himself
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But it would be in line with his persona as a conservative influencer 😉
Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
Charlie was double wigga?
ryan213@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
The dead guy??
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sadly seems fake
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Fake shit like this actually irritates me.
TaterTot@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
On one hand, I fully agree with you.
On the other, I find there to be a poetic irony to people just making shit up about him.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Man, if we can’t take posts in a shitpost community seriously, what can we take seriously?!?!
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is a Shitposting sub though 🥴
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lol why you subscribed to shitposts?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I know just what you need
chunes@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yup, it’s not on snopes, despite them having 6 pages full of Kirk-related articles.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Thats because this is a parody, presumably made around the time of the shooting, referancing when US senator Dean Browning did exactly this.
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Ya him replying to the account without noticing seems impossible. Either fake or the account was hacked at some point.
OwlVurdy@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
I was looking for this thread.