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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MTZ@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At least he won’t make that mistake again

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    • DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He’s turned over a hole new leaf.

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  • felixwhynot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sadly seems fake

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    • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fake shit like this actually irritates me.

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      • TaterTot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        On one hand, I fully agree with you.

        On the other, I find there to be a poetic irony to people just making shit up about him.

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      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Man, if we can’t take posts in a shitpost community seriously, what can we take seriously?!?!

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      • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Lol why you subscribed to shitposts?

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      • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        This is a Shitposting sub though 🥴

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I know just what you need

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    • chunes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yup, it’s not on snopes, despite them having 6 pages full of Kirk-related articles.

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    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thats because this is a parody, presumably made around the time of the shooting, referancing when US senator Dean Browning did exactly this.

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    • ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ya him replying to the account without noticing seems impossible. Either fake or the account was hacked at some point.

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  • not_me@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Who’s Charlie Kirk ?

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.

      I’ve heard his act was a “once in a lifetime” show. And that it was “to die for”.

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      • IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        HAAHAHA

        “The amazing gurgling human foundation.”

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He was the blood fountain that got put on display earlier this year

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    • cv_octavio@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What Kirk the captain of some starship thingy? I seem to recall some sort of kelvin timeline where stuff changed but I don’t recall anyone named “Charlie” being of any importance whatsoever. 

      Probably an Extra.

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      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.

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      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        James Tiberius Kirk would throw a chair at anyone that confused him for that racist POS

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    • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A wedding planner, his blood red chocolate fountains were to die for.

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      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I first though this was a ST:TNG reference, ie Shaka, When the walls fell.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Conservative martyrs never work out because they’re so sociopathic and narcissistic as a group, that nobody really cares that much about anyone else, beyond the political benefit of the initial outrage. A martyr’s power is in inspiring people in the future, but conservatives don’t care enough about anyone to bother to keep their memory alive.

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Your guess is as good as mine.

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    • DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The author of New York Times best seller “Live Dumb, Die Young”.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    how can Charlie Kirk be racist when he’s black?

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    • llacook@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Charlie Kirk wouldn’t fly in a plane Charlie Kirk was piloting

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      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I wouldn’t fly a plane if Charlie Kirk was piloting.

        not because he is black. but because he’s dead.

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    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If he was cremated, he’s black now.

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      • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        My experience is more along grey

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Black, White, and Red All Over

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      • llacook@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Damn!

        Chef’s kiss on this one.

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      • ronl2k@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If he was cremated, he’s black now.

        You’ve obviously never seen cremated remains.

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    • bytesonbike@discuss.online ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Damn DEI woke Charlie Kirk here.

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    • superduperenigma@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Checkmate, liberals

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  • ronl2k@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve always assumed that posts that began with “as a black man” were posted by a non-black person. Trying too hard, and invading their own Internet privacy at the same time.

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, they have a different way of saying it. I can’t really provide because, as a white man. I ain’t been in the culture.

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  • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that charlie kirk tweet is so funny i’m gasping for air

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  • jahayk@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dean Browning did it for real inquirer.com/…/dean-browning-twitter-20201110.htm…

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    • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sadly this fake Toilet Paper USA type stuff tends to provide cover for the heinous shit they actually say, while simultaneously obscuring the crazy things they do with the absurdity.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s just fantasy.

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    • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Caught in a landslide

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      • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        No escape from reality

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  • aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    wow. he’s pretty white for a black man.

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    • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But is he pretty fly?

      Probably not.

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      • Cabbage_Pout61@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Guess he asked for a 13 and they gave him a 31

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He had the opposite of what MJ has

      Uncle Ruckus

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    • axexrx@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Im choosing to believe there was at least one person who took this at face value, as admission that charley Kirk was a ‘white passing’ black man, and was racist enough to decide he was never going to listen to another word CK said because of his race.

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    • Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t think he’s qualified.

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  • uncouple9831@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality…

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    • atx_aquarian@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Mama I… just missed the boat…

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      • SirQuack@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Put a gun against the hull
        Pulled the trigger, now it’s full

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      • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Put a harpoon against my leg
        Pull the trigger, now it’s a peg

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt here and pretend he was making a weird joke

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Having a sense of humor like that would be worse than talking to himself

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    • IndieGoblin@lemmy.4d2.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I dont think he deserves the benefit of the doubt.

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  • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, this is Patrick.

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    • fne8w2ah@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      NEIN HIER IST PATRICK!

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  • Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Charlie was double wigga?

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  • ryan213@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The dead guy??

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  • watson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Does it have a dick I can suck?

    Alive

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