Who’s Charlie Kirk ?
Is this real life?
Submitted 10 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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not_me@piefed.social 10 months ago
D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.
I’ve heard his act was a “once in a lifetime” show. And that it was “to die for”.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
HAAHAHA
“The amazing gurgling human foundation.”
cv_octavio@piefed.ca 10 months ago
What Kirk the captain of some starship thingy? I seem to recall some sort of kelvin timeline where stuff changed but I don’t recall anyone named “Charlie” being of any importance whatsoever.
Probably an Extra.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months ago
James Tiberius Kirk would throw a chair at anyone that confused him for that racist POS
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He was the blood fountain that got put on display earlier this year
MTZ@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Your guess is as good as mine.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
A wedding planner, his blood red chocolate fountains were to die for.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
I first though this was a ST:TNG reference, ie Shaka, When the walls fell.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Conservative martyrs never work out because they’re so sociopathic and narcissistic as a group, that nobody really cares that much about anyone else, beyond the political benefit of the initial outrage. A martyr’s power is in inspiring people in the future, but conservatives don’t care enough about anyone to bother to keep their memory alive.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The author of New York Times best seller “Live Dumb, Die Young”.
MECHAGIC@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
KombatWombat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ligma balls
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
At least he won’t make that mistake again
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He’s turned over a hole new leaf.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
how can Charlie Kirk be racist when he’s black?
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If he was cremated, he’s black now.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My experience is more along grey
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Black, White, and Red All Over
llacook@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Damn!
Chef’s kiss on this one.
ronl2k@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If he was cremated, he’s black now.
You’ve obviously never seen cremated remains.
llacook@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Charlie Kirk wouldn’t fly in a plane Charlie Kirk was piloting
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wouldn’t fly a plane if Charlie Kirk was piloting.
not because he is black. but because he’s dead.
bytesonbike@discuss.online 10 months ago
Damn DEI woke Charlie Kirk here.
superduperenigma@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Checkmate, liberals
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
that charlie kirk tweet is so funny i’m gasping for air
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
It’s just fantasy.
jahayk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Dean Browning did it for real inquirer.com/…/dean-browning-twitter-20201110.htm…
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Sadly this fake Toilet Paper USA type stuff tends to provide cover for the heinous shit they actually say, while simultaneously obscuring the crazy things they do with the absurdity.
ronl2k@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve always assumed that posts that began with “as a black man” were posted by a non-black person. Trying too hard, and invading their own Internet privacy at the same time.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, they have a different way of saying it. I can’t really provide because, as a white man. I ain’t been in the culture.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
I’m white and was raised in the culture. I have never once heard a black person say “as a black person”.
uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality…
atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mama I… just missed the boat…
SirQuack@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Put a gun against the hull
Pulled the trigger, now it’s fullPeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Put a harpoon against my leg
Pull the trigger, now it’s a peg
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
wow. he’s pretty white for a black man.
axexrx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Im choosing to believe there was at least one person who took this at face value, as admission that charley Kirk was a ‘white passing’ black man, and was racist enough to decide he was never going to listen to another word CK said because of his race.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But is he pretty fly?
Probably not.
Cabbage_Pout61@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Guess he asked for a 13 and they gave him a 31
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Uno dos trés, quatro cinco cinco fuck I got shot in the neck!
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He had the opposite of what MJ has
Uncle Ruckus
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Reverse vitiligo!
Rakonat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t think he’s qualified.
kamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Forget forgetting to switch accounts, he can’t even put together a complex sentence.
wischi@programming.dev 10 months ago
To be fair that’s actually really hard once you are dead.
kamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I honestly forgot that… but the screenshot is from five years ago.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No, this is Patrick.
fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
NEIN HIER IST PATRICK!
Jimjim@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Damn some people are stupid…
python@lemmy.world 10 months ago
🎉were🎉
Jimjim@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No… the ones that deserved it didnt get it
watson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Does it have a dick I can suck?
Alive
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt here and pretend he was making a weird joke
87Six@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Having a sense of humor like that would be worse than talking to himself
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But it would be in line with his persona as a conservative influencer 😉
Digit@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
Charlie was double wigga?
ryan213@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The dead guy??
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sadly seems fake
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Fake shit like this actually irritates me.
TaterTot@piefed.social 10 months ago
On one hand, I fully agree with you.
On the other, I find there to be a poetic irony to people just making shit up about him.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Man, if we can’t take posts in a shitpost community seriously, what can we take seriously?!?!
MTZ@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is a Shitposting sub though 🥴
Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lol why you subscribed to shitposts?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I know just what you need
chunes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yup, it’s not on snopes, despite them having 6 pages full of Kirk-related articles.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Thats because this is a parody, presumably made around the time of the shooting, referancing when US senator Dean Browning did exactly this.
ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Ya him replying to the account without noticing seems impossible. Either fake or the account was hacked at some point.
OwlVurdy@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
I was looking for this thread.