cv_octavio
@cv_octavio@piefed.ca
- Comment on Top of the world, ma 5 hours ago:
Downvotes pair delightfully with the actual negative karma your post is generating for your spirit. Grow the fuck up.
- Comment on Checkmate, atheists! You are going to vagina hell! 3 days ago:
And with your wrinkled pussy, I can’t be your lover!
- Slick Rick, 1985.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 days ago:
I’ve had a week of “content unavailable” in newpipe. Does not seem to be working at all anymore.
- Comment on Would the United States actually risk a Tiananmen Square incident? 1 week ago:
IT guys like that are why I work from home. I’d get no work done otherwise, I’d be too busy working on cult deprogramming.
- Comment on If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be? 2 weeks ago:
Klown Kar Kountry
- Comment on If the color of the Sun was orange, wouldn't the clouds and everything white also be orange? My friend is adamant that 30 years ago the "real" Sun was orange but got replaced with a white LED. 2 weeks ago:
White LEDs are categorically not 30 year old tech, even if the rest of this theory wasn’t gunpowder caliber guano.
- Comment on Who care about book 4 weeks ago:
When internet….
WHO CARE ABOUT BOOK?
- Comment on Jinkies... 1 month ago:
- Comment on Is this real life? 1 month ago:
Which of them is the owner of Kirkland Signature brands? That’s the one I was thinking of.
- Comment on Why do .ml users get a bad rep? 1 month ago:
Because of the atrocious behavior they exhibit 100% of the time I’ve been unlucky enough to engage in “dialogue” with onenof them.
I’m sure there are, among their ranks, some capable of critical thought, but if I see the .ml I generally know to expect a bunch of bad faith arguments and a large number of conflicting, morally ambiguous stances on world affairs.
In general: self-important, ill-informed buffoons with axes to grind coalescing around the simulacrum of Marxist-Lenninist philosophy, who would shrivel to unmanned husks were they to endure what they loudly call for.
The similarity to the standard issue MAGA specimen is most uncanny, and typically varies only in regards to which idol they worship.
- Comment on Is this real life? 1 month ago:
What Kirk the captain of some starship thingy? I seem to recall some sort of kelvin timeline where stuff changed but I don’t recall anyone named “Charlie” being of any importance whatsoever.
Probably an Extra.
- Comment on Is gold investing a scam? 1 month ago:
Something something you can eat money something.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 2 months ago:
My very favorite game!
- Comment on sometimes it ain't just about dat math 2 months ago:
“I guess you had to be there” is the correct phrase to use when backing down from posting anticomedy like this.
- Comment on Rich People Are Becoming Less Willing to Help With the World’s Problems 2 months ago:
Coincidentally, I’ve become wayyyyy more willing to dine heartily on the rich!
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 2 months ago:
What’s going on is that you are in the passenger seat of a vehicle driven by an old narcissist who demands love and fealty from everyone.
They are not watching the road.
Anytime they get the slightest hint that you do not love them unconditionally, the threaten to swerve the car into a bridge embankment and kill you both.
You uncomfortably make conversation on the ride.
It turns out that if you convincingly explain how popular you are for a certain point of view, and insist that “many people are saying…”, the old man will eventually agree with you even if at first he loudly barked his opposition to it.
Eventually you begin to realize that this man has no real principles or beliefs. He is just a ball of oppositional defiance disorder, terribly lonely, unhappy, pathologically and incessantly seeking your approval. And malleable. So so very malleable.
Way to pick a leader, America!
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 2 months ago:
We just need to explain to them that their leader recognizes a strong Man-Date when he sees it.
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 2 months ago:
is Nazgül short for “Republican” or am I getting middle earth slang mixed up with modern?
- Comment on Don't like the 'left liberal bias' of cited and sourced Wikipedia articles? Not a problem, our lord and savior Elon is introducing Grokipedia. 2 months ago:
Doesn’t anyone remember groklaw? I feel like sometimes only I remember the early Internet anymore….
- Comment on Homebrew, de facto standard package manager for macOS, now forces Apple's $99/yr notarization bullshit for all casks. 2 months ago:
Mise baby.
- Comment on Homebrew, de facto standard package manager for macOS, now forces Apple's $99/yr notarization bullshit for all casks. 2 months ago:
Fuck homebrew
misecru for life now. - Comment on A hypothesis 2 months ago:
A flawed hypothesis. LOGO and Hypercard > Lotus notes.
- Comment on Why isn't the rest of the world doing anything about the USA? 3 months ago:
7x if you use Newtonian classical physics. I think CERN discovered that it’s actually 9.4x harder when you account for the quantum foam. Plus in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy we might just spontaneously make trade deals with other partners.
- Comment on Why isn't the rest of the world doing anything about the USA? 3 months ago:
Canadians are not buying America’s shit, and are unlikely to resume that habit anytime soon. It doesn’t take effect immediately, but when you compound it with the other ass backwards trade policies you’re living under now you will all be suffering greatly within a year.
So will everyone, mind you.
- Comment on Health Secretary Kennedy says there's 'not sufficient' proof to show Tylenol causes autism 3 months ago:
My guess is that worm just thinks Tylenol makes brain taste bitter.
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 3 months ago:
Haven't you been keeping up? Heaven does forbid that now!
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 3 months ago:
"Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, Gretchen!"