cv_octavio
@cv_octavio@piefed.ca
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 1 week ago:
My very favorite game!
- Comment on sometimes it ain't just about dat math 1 week ago:
“I guess you had to be there” is the correct phrase to use when backing down from posting anticomedy like this.
- Comment on Rich People Are Becoming Less Willing to Help With the World’s Problems 2 weeks ago:
Coincidentally, I’ve become wayyyyy more willing to dine heartily on the rich!
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 2 weeks ago:
What’s going on is that you are in the passenger seat of a vehicle driven by an old narcissist who demands love and fealty from everyone.
They are not watching the road.
Anytime they get the slightest hint that you do not love them unconditionally, the threaten to swerve the car into a bridge embankment and kill you both.
You uncomfortably make conversation on the ride.
It turns out that if you convincingly explain how popular you are for a certain point of view, and insist that “many people are saying…”, the old man will eventually agree with you even if at first he loudly barked his opposition to it.
Eventually you begin to realize that this man has no real principles or beliefs. He is just a ball of oppositional defiance disorder, terribly lonely, unhappy, pathologically and incessantly seeking your approval. And malleable. So so very malleable.
Way to pick a leader, America!
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 2 weeks ago:
We just need to explain to them that their leader recognizes a strong Man-Date when he sees it.
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 2 weeks ago:
is Nazgül short for “Republican” or am I getting middle earth slang mixed up with modern?
- Comment on Don't like the 'left liberal bias' of cited and sourced Wikipedia articles? Not a problem, our lord and savior Elon is introducing Grokipedia. 3 weeks ago:
Doesn’t anyone remember groklaw? I feel like sometimes only I remember the early Internet anymore….
- Comment on Homebrew, de facto standard package manager for macOS, now forces Apple's $99/yr notarization bullshit for all casks. 3 weeks ago:
Mise baby.
- Comment on Homebrew, de facto standard package manager for macOS, now forces Apple's $99/yr notarization bullshit for all casks. 3 weeks ago:
Fuck homebrew
misecru for life now. - Comment on A hypothesis 4 weeks ago:
A flawed hypothesis. LOGO and Hypercard > Lotus notes.
- Comment on Why isn't the rest of the world doing anything about the USA? 5 weeks ago:
7x if you use Newtonian classical physics. I think CERN discovered that it’s actually 9.4x harder when you account for the quantum foam. Plus in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy we might just spontaneously make trade deals with other partners.
- Comment on Why isn't the rest of the world doing anything about the USA? 5 weeks ago:
Canadians are not buying America’s shit, and are unlikely to resume that habit anytime soon. It doesn’t take effect immediately, but when you compound it with the other ass backwards trade policies you’re living under now you will all be suffering greatly within a year.
So will everyone, mind you.
- Comment on Health Secretary Kennedy says there's 'not sufficient' proof to show Tylenol causes autism 5 weeks ago:
My guess is that worm just thinks Tylenol makes brain taste bitter.
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 1 month ago:
Haven't you been keeping up? Heaven does forbid that now!
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 1 month ago:
"Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, Gretchen!"