Reminds me of this review for a school.
Who care about book
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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plm00@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Were they trying to say “disgrace to society?” I don’t speak dipshit.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, you translated that right. Congratulations, you’ve learned another language.
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
Bullying 1/5 is nice tho.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Rating bullying on a scale of 1 to 5 is such a confusing way of doing it.
Does the bullying have to be of a high quality with lots of originality in order to get a 5/5
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Wait until Kim finds out a vast majority of public libraries also offer free Internet access…
Buffy@libretechni.ca 1 month ago
It might be satire but this is definitely a reflection of the truth for many. Take this as a sign to support your public library, they shouldn’t be taken for granted.
other_cat@piefed.zip 5 weeks ago
I don’t feel like satire that is making fun of important resources is very funny when plenty of people are trying to remove those public resources. Feels like getting mugged at knifepoint and handing them a gun to be ironic.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
even if you have no use for the library, please get a library card,
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Reminds me, gotta renew my library card
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
good job. do it and I’ll give you head pats
cv_octavio@piefed.ca 1 month ago
When internet….
WHO CARE ABOUT BOOK?
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Who cares about supermarket when McDoland?
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She’s going to be the next president of the United States
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is that Ken M in drag?
bananasuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We are all in drag on this blessed day
Wessynessy@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Has to be satire
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
A library is a place you go when you are a rebellious teenager and your parents didn’t want you to have a computer (or maybe you had one but you being a dumb kid broke it), so you went there to get away from parents and use the library computer.
(Yes I went to the library just to play some browser based Unity FPS game, cuz my laptop stopped working, that’s me “playing outside” lol)
(Also if your parents are poor and can’t afford a computer or internet access)
Also if you hate a teacher and wanted to skip class. (Okay kids please don’t skip class, I was depressed and hated that class okay)
bearboiblake@pawb.social 1 month ago
Skipping class is valid, sometimes school is the worst
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I hated it lol.
I ended up just taking the GED to skip doing actual school. I got College-Ready scores in the GED eithout studying, better than the GPA I had in highschool which was like 2 point something, the GED score equivalent is closer to like 3.7 or something
My state college accepted me. But I didn’t even finish a semester and I have depression. So… yeah… withdrew.
It feels very shameful for me as an Asian American. It’s very against the “model minority” sterotype. Pretty sure people, especially like people back in China would be judgy like: “Omg you’re so privilaged¹ to move to America and didn’t even get a university degree, what a waste of opportunity” (nobody said this, but this is how I think they’ll react if they find out I don’t have a degree)
So yea… self esteem isn’t very high.
[¹It’s not even really that “privilaged”. Just a coincidence I got born into a family that has relatives in the US. It’s not like we’re rich or anything, just sheer luck of having the right blood relationships.]
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 1 month ago
15 other users found this review helpfulJerb322@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s like she got dumber as she wrote it.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Why use many word when few word do
YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 1 month ago
Why lot word when few
atomicorange@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why word?
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
review trolling -_- not gonna bait me.
she ain’t no masterbaiter
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s satire, but Americans as dumb and ignorant as her portrayal exist and are numerous. They just wouldn’t even step into a library, lol.
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
There is an actual zero percentage chance this is real.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can’t say which is funnier, the joke or the people taking it seriously.
Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve known someone who spoke like that in real life unfortunately. She might have had about the same literacy levels and opinions.
I wish it was 0% but it’s at least 20%.
Why not higher? They couldn’t really use a phone either, and this person somehow does.
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know it’s a joke but that pic is on point. Proud grandmother of 25
vidi_vici_veni@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
I fully agree with this comment. It is not only libraries, but the entire publishing ecosystem that needs to change:
- Governments could host public servers for books, allowing everyone to download and read them freely.
- Authors should also be free to upload their own books and be compensated through tax funding, based on actual downloads or verified readership.
- Ideally, this would be supported by dedicated software—or even specialized reading devices—that can measure readership more accurately.
- For scientific and technical books, some form of professional review or certification could be used to increase their weight in the system, while purely entertainment content could be weighted less.
- Countries that share the same language could collaborate by pooling their book servers, creating shared linguistic knowledge spaces and reducing duplication of infrastructure.
OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This cunt is allowed to vote. Just think about that for a little while.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Might also be a troll review, but Poe’s Law is in full effect now a days and there’s people who legitimately think like this.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Libraries also provide help when filing taxes. Even if this was a good argument.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I just find it amazing that in the US you have to file your own taxes. It seems purposefully stupid.
Surely you could just lie, so obviously they have to calculate the taxes themselves so why do they have you do it the first time?
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are private companies that calculate your taxes for you at a fee.
With a portion of that fee they “lobby” government to keep it that way.
Lobbying is like bribery but it’s done by companies and therefore legal.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
why are we talking about taxes now
pyre@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
ShamanRonin@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Ah. Katy, Texas I presume. Anyway, this is so aggressively American. We’re fucked.
Satire or not.
greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I am thinking that maybe this is a sarcasm? A little jokey joke perhaps?
Shamber@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The level of English language this review is written in, is enough evidence as to why we actually need those libraries…we’re fucken doomed…and seriously fuck the Internet
MrSulu@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I have a more gooder books at home
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s really only one good thing that ever came out of book depositories.
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
Very weird take, considering JFK was one of the best presidents the US ever had.
snooggums@piefed.world 1 month ago
Only because of how fucking horrible nearly every one of them has been.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, missle gap, bay of pigs, escalation with the soviets only to finally have them step back and being proclaimed for resisting the advice of the guys who served at the pleasure of the president in the first place, Vietnam escalation. He was certainly a quintessentially American president.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 weeks ago
This reads like a Trump tweet.
skozzii@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Oh wow, I’m so used to reading MAGA comments I had to re-read it to notice all the errors.
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Of course is Texas lol
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I mean… pretty sure that’s satire. The last sentence has “why waste time say lot word when few do trick” energy.
victorz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It really made every possible error with there vs they’re and all those common things as well. Gotta be satire/rage bait. 😄
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Its hard to no 4 shur thems dais.
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
Review trolling is a subtle art that should be financed with government grants.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The majority of users on this platform just don’t recognise satire until someone points it out.
athatet@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It’s because there are people who actually hold this opinion.
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Or sarcasm.
Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Are you trying to tell us that there are a lot of neurodivergent people on lemmy?
AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Sure, but back when I was on Meta, there were plenty of people that typed like this.
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Could also be a character-limited review and the person wanted to simplify their thoughts before they ran out of characters to use