BenLeMan

@BenLeMan@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some reasons, not all reasons.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Our post office was closed for the entire day on Tuesday. No reasons given. Normally, about three to four people work there.

  One customer scribbled something about Deutsche Post’s disdain for its customers on the notice. But I’m afraid we are going to have to get used to this kind of thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Found the Peruvian. 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys on dating sites be like:⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s because we get unmatched most of the time if we don’t steer the conversation this way. Then again, maybe most men who try this approach get unmatched as well; I’ve only ever tried writing friendly, interested messages.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  18 or 3, for summer and winter respectively.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Converting numbers is easy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And why wouldn’t one just use the =COLUMN() formula to determine the column number if necessary?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best way to drink coke?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr. Schubert? Is this you?

  My first department head during my apprenticeship had a mug like that for his Coke Light. Takes me back a quarter of a century. Damn, I’m getting old.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too many non-working holidays in America.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost!

  The economy is not made for living beings.

  Life exists, and there is no will nor force that can make it compatible with “the economy”. Certainly not in all the ways that its deranged acolytes are calling for.

  But the other way around? Let’s give it an honest try, shall we?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What the fuck you⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if you do your part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨W H Y⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And lots of straight up Latin, yeah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨W H Y⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course you realize that English is a Germanic language? Therefore, it is you who have strayed from the proper words. 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Great “use” of quotation “marks”!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anna-mazing pun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people are Anna-Maniacs, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gave him an offer, then took it away. Thanks PayPal.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything else would be communism since it would infringe on the company’s freedom to do with its human resources whatever the hell it pleases. Therefore, death cultists across the United States will adamantly oppose worker’s rights until their final breath.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Onion be onioning again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Floaters greatly lessen my enjoyment of hot tubs as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cities Skylines 2, Kerbal Space 2, Planet Coaster 2, Frostpunk 2... What Went Wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would be inclined to agree with you, except that the simulation is one of the weakest parts of the second game.

  But also part one did not have the same ludicrous number of game-breaking bugs on release.

  CS2 has gotten better for sure, and will keep doing so over time, but I’ve given up on wanting to buy it because it seems fundamentally worse than its predecessor.

  If they ever add DLCs for true simulation of the economy and for showing fire, police, and ambulance crews at work as well as re-adding bicyclists I might reconsider.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will step on you and spill your food, my small friend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost Looks like a Page out of the Constitution (or pretty much Any Text from that era).

  Perhaps they’re harkening to that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, Frikandel then? Sorry, I was thinking about Austria, where Bosna is a similar snack. But yeah, swamp German should have tipped me off. 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bosna?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  #1 looks like it’s for kids.

  #3 & #4 aren’t dry-fined enough.

  A cross between #2 (weird end) & #5 (weird tip) would be perfect. In fact, I think mine at home is like that (on vacation right now so can’t check).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  YES.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perplexity CEO says its browser will track everything users do online to sell 'hyper personalized' ads⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And I used to recommend it to people over ChatGPT. 😭 Because it doesn’t require you to log in. Enshittification really is everywhere now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please choose one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mario? Screw that guy. I’d tip for Luigi, though. Luigi winks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anatomy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  c/restofthefuckingowl 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs money⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to finally get off the “stuff” and go into rehab. And get some flowers to apologize to your aunt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cathy, do the math.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, that just threw me for a loop. I still remember the hits, like “Steamy Windows” or “We Don’t Need Another Hero”. But then, that was Tina Turner. 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Physicists vs Normal People⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Break Gas? Never heard that expression before. I always thought it was “break wind”. 😆💨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Controversial question⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s bad for your metabolism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just for the record, I didn’t downvote you. I think that would be unkind.

  And I hope you can forgive my joke; you’d be surprised how little the average European knows about the history of Iran.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dear republicans, what's the point of alienating every single ally of the US?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone knows

  Yes, everyone knows that if Gudenni, the Prince of Hadenach had just married Essane, the Princess of Hawali, all the bloodshed could have been avoided. Instead, they formed the Caliphate of Ultigo and their iron-fisted rule led to the siege of Khobenar, which left their kingdom in ruins.

  Or maybe you overestimate everyone’s knowledge. 😉