Onion be onioning again

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is my favorite post of the morning. Laughed well and shared with a friend. Thanks, Onion.

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If hot tub handjobs really are a thing I’ve wasted my life

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  • MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They are but are very dry. Water is not good lube. Better one person sits on the edge of the hot tube with there legs in the water.

    Lazy rivers work also…

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    • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Skill issue.

      Use silicone-based lube for water play.

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    • dickalan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Doing anal with a girl in a hot tub isn’t much better

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  • veroxii@aussie.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They are, so next time take off your floaties.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nice try, I’d drown immediately if I did that

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  • Pnut@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You want to go the pool route. In the hot tub there’s little differentiation temperature wise.

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Look man

      Y’all know far too much for this. I’m 34, my ex cheated on me 5 years (or 6 idk, I lost track) and have gotten laid once in that time.

      It doesn’t help i have ADHD with some weird mental thing preventing me from trying to hook up with anyone for any reason

      Wait, no, I think my ex and I did try in a pool once but when they say “pool closed” we assumed that meant cause no staff was around

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I read the caption before I took a good look at the picture and I assumed that “floaties” meant something very different.

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  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Floaters greatly lessen my enjoyment of hot tubs as well.

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    • bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah spots everywhere and you don’t know if its an bubble on your eye or just the floaties

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  • TIN@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, I’ve got this far down the comments before realising we were maybe talking about arm based flotation devices and not turds.

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  • D_C@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=SN7RQYVNYy8

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  • Pnut@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well at least someone here is getting floaties. I’m sitting here either dry or wet as a bone.

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    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      better to bone wet than dry

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• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Skill issue tbh

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  • Chee_Koala@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, just cum on the inside, problem solved.

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• Lanske@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Boebert approves this message

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I love onions

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• the_beber@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Whatever floats your uhh… arms?

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• NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “THEY’RE NOT FLOATIES, THEY’RE A FASHION CHOICE!”

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Safety first though!

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• GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Honey, you have to put some elbow grease into it.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s when you go for the foot job instead.

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• nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like a challenge tbh

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• Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If anything it would make them faster as the floaties would increase the speed the hand goes up

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  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this guy hand jobs

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• Pnut@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “from German”. I’m not being elitist, I am not German. But lent words have origins.

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• C1pher@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It prevents: “This isnt a beach, this is a bathtub” kinds of situations.

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