MeThisGuy

@MeThisGuy@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  are there any downsides like speed and connectivity?
  or has all that been worked out since it’s been around since 2002 (and apparently I’ve never heard of it like Tot, which has its own drawbacks)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OP cleans his fridge⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  hey, mine looks like that.!
  don’t judge until you’ve tasted it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oops⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  a micron in size?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oops⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  vordering on insanity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we are creators⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the flushing kind or the hole in he ground kind?
  the there’s a sink kind. or there’s a communal soap bar to wash your asshole with and the other hand to eat with kind?
  wonder how many Indians are left-handed, or if that’s even culturally accepted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wolf spiders⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  happened in our garage when a roommate stepped on a fat spider trying to kill it. mini spiders everywhere!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wolf spiders⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  sounds like sharks and their siblings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  what am I missing? why is the picture titled the toast of shame?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Special thanks to fellow user ShittyDwarf for the inspiration 👍⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  try it out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are display sizes always measured in inches?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  and what colour they are

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I didn't have to toss and turn so much. I want to cuddle to. :-(⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I start in the classic burrito tuck and end up ike a tostada

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. that’s why I shit on company time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chickenslap⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that only happens in ducks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chickenslap⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  alternatively, how long do I have to keep choking my chicken to cook it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does good faith matter ?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  good = opposite of evil.

  faith = what ppl believe in when they observe shit they can’t understand.

  matter = physical stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes trains⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I kind of like the thought of me pissing in the train and it travelling 300+ kph sideways and 9.8 m/s² downwards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Press F to pay respects⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  lemm.ee be real. your instance is fucked.

  onto the next one.

  but that’s the beauty of the fediverse… you can’t stop us all.

  one for all, all for one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Press F to pay respects⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  we welcome everyone.
  we’re kind of that open-minded server (and country). where the internet reigns free, since the dawn of existence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck the reference… tell your new boss your current job doesn’t know you’re job hunting and thus can’t list them as a reference… problem solved!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dutch tobacco? the whacky kind?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yeh but the other person was being a condescending prick about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To join Facebook these days, one must record a video selfie⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  just do a face swap thingy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This really is what me and my friends do⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  for some reason I read that as ‘out of the blue balls one calls the other crying’ and found that weird but not improbable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too many posers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I too have been cranking my hog since '97

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT does not fuck around⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  t9 was the shit before touch screens! and a lot of ppl never really knew it existed or that it got smarter over time. with that gag I could type fast as lightning on my LG phone! oldschool memory unlocked.

  and now we have this

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT does not fuck around⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  what’d you call me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes past⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  that is pretty nerdy, but I appreciate the thorough explanation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Understanding your target audience when marketing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  now you all have got me horny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP obsolete tech⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nero or bust

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP obsolete tech⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  CDs and DVDs are the same size? (/s)