MeThisGuy

@MeThisGuy@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Macaroni and cheese⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  chi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Macaroni and cheese⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  *cheeses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BECOME THE INTELLECTUAL BLADE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I would say π , unless the PhD mathematician is also well rounded.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BECOME THE INTELLECTUAL BLADE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  wizard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump shows President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hats⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  just call him daddy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL. probably why I’m a self proclaimed hopeless romantic.

  and dig your username… I’m something of a machinist meself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  that would be melons

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  IMO the dad was trying to help and offered to pay.
  might as wel give it a go and see where it takes you.
  if this was the 3rd or 4th time with no luck than that’s probably a different story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kiss her when she gives you the look, you’ll know the look.

  they probably don’t know the look… I would ask her if it’d be OK to kiss her.
  no-one wants to be unwelcomely violated

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Funny how there were no food allergies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  edibles? that’s a different industry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill and Melinda French Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  nah I get those at work instead of a raise

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  why, it meanders you say?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  are there any downsides like speed and connectivity?
  or has all that been worked out since it’s been around since 2002 (and apparently I’ve never heard of it like Tot, which has its own drawbacks)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OP cleans his fridge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hey, mine looks like that.!
  don’t judge until you’ve tasted it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oops⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  a micron in size?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oops⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  vordering on insanity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we are creators⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  the flushing kind or the hole in he ground kind?
  the there’s a sink kind. or there’s a communal soap bar to wash your asshole with and the other hand to eat with kind?
  wonder how many Indians are left-handed, or if that’s even culturally accepted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wolf spiders⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  happened in our garage when a roommate stepped on a fat spider trying to kill it. mini spiders everywhere!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wolf spiders⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  sounds like sharks and their siblings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  what am I missing? why is the picture titled the toast of shame?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Special thanks to fellow user ShittyDwarf for the inspiration 👍⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  try it out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are display sizes always measured in inches?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  and what colour they are

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I wish I didn't have to toss and turn so much. I want to cuddle to. :-(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I start in the classic burrito tuck and end up ike a tostada

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. that’s why I shit on company time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chickenslap⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  that only happens in ducks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chickenslap⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  alternatively, how long do I have to keep choking my chicken to cook it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does good faith matter ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  good = opposite of evil.

  faith = what ppl believe in when they observe shit they can’t understand.

  matter = physical stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes trains⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I kind of like the thought of me pissing in the train and it travelling 300+ kph sideways and 9.8 m/s² downwards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Press F to pay respects⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  lemm.ee be real. your instance is fucked.

  onto the next one.

  but that’s the beauty of the fediverse… you can’t stop us all.

  one for all, all for one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Press F to pay respects⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  we welcome everyone.
  we’re kind of that open-minded server (and country). where the internet reigns free, since the dawn of existence.