MeThisGuy
@MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
- Comment on oops 2 days ago:
a micron in size?
- Comment on oops 2 days ago:
vordering on insanity
- Comment on we are creators 4 days ago:
the flushing kind or the hole in he ground kind?
the there’s a sink kind. or there’s a communal soap bar to wash your asshole with and the other hand to eat with kind?
wonder how many Indians are left-handed, or if that’s even culturally accepted - Comment on wolf spiders 5 days ago:
happened in our garage when a roommate stepped on a fat spider trying to kill it. mini spiders everywhere!
- Comment on wolf spiders 5 days ago:
sounds like sharks and their siblings
- Comment on Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price 5 days ago:
what am I missing? why is the picture titled the toast of shame?
- Comment on Special thanks to fellow user ShittyDwarf for the inspiration 👍 1 week ago:
try it out?
- Comment on Are display sizes always measured in inches? 1 week ago:
and what colour they are
- Comment on I wish I didn't have to toss and turn so much. I want to cuddle to. :-( 2 weeks ago:
I start in the classic burrito tuck and end up ike a tostada
- Comment on They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes 2 weeks ago:
the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. that’s why I shit on company time
- Comment on Chickenslap 2 weeks ago:
that only happens in ducks
- Comment on Chickenslap 2 weeks ago:
alternatively, how long do I have to keep choking my chicken to cook it?
- Comment on Why does good faith matter ? 2 weeks ago:
good = opposite of evil.
faith = what ppl believe in when they observe shit they can’t understand.
matter = physical stuff
- Comment on Anon likes trains 3 weeks ago:
I kind of like the thought of me pissing in the train and it travelling 300+ kph sideways and 9.8 m/s² downwards
- Comment on Press F to pay respects 4 weeks ago:
lemm.ee be real. your instance is fucked.
onto the next one.
but that’s the beauty of the fediverse… you can’t stop us all.
one for all, all for one
- Comment on Press F to pay respects 4 weeks ago:
we welcome everyone.
we’re kind of that open-minded server (and country). where the internet reigns free, since the dawn of existence. - Comment on The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss 5 weeks ago:
fuck the reference… tell your new boss your current job doesn’t know you’re job hunting and thus can’t list them as a reference… problem solved!
- Comment on The solution to many problems 5 weeks ago:
Dutch tobacco? the whacky kind?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
yeh but the other person was being a condescending prick about it.
- Comment on To join Facebook these days, one must record a video selfie 1 month ago:
just do a face swap thingy
- Comment on This really is what me and my friends do 1 month ago:
for some reason I read that as ‘out of the blue balls one calls the other crying’ and found that weird but not improbable
- Comment on Too many posers 1 month ago:
I too have been cranking my hog since '97
- Comment on ChatGPT does not fuck around 1 month ago:
t9 was the shit before touch screens! and a lot of ppl never really knew it existed or that it got smarter over time. with that gag I could type fast as lightning on my LG phone! oldschool memory unlocked.
and now we have this
- Comment on ChatGPT does not fuck around 1 month ago:
what’d you call me?
- Comment on Anon describes past 1 month ago:
that is pretty nerdy, but I appreciate the thorough explanation
- Comment on Understanding your target audience when marketing 1 month ago:
now you all have got me horny
- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 1 month ago:
Nero or bust
- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 1 month ago:
CDs and DVDs are the same size? (/s)
- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 1 month ago:
the floaties got in the way
- Comment on RIP obsolete tech 1 month ago:
ooh knoppix!, my first intro to linux