Okay, but… getting this for my tweenage daughter just to watch her slowly die of cringe would be so worth it.
lord give me strength
Submitted 2 months ago by arf@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Shout it out while dropping her off at school or with friends.
Be relentless.
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I considering buying these to mess with my kids, but it would have been a declaration of war.
Darkard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Me, opening the bag: “Fucks sake, all these are 9’s and L’s”
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Hi dad, is that you? Are you planning to come home with the milk anytime soon?
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
You know your dad is never coming home.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh good. This means it’s almost over.
Sabata11792@ani.social 2 months ago
Finally, corpos are adopting the meme. They will make it cringe enough to kill it off while milking the corpse dry.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But the brilliant part is that they aren’t selling this shit to kids, they are selling it to parents and there’s an extra dynamic of parent trying to make kid happy and kid probably picking up on that and acting happy to please the parent, resulting in the parent buying it more times when neither of them really care about it.
It’s insidious and reminds me of those car commercials where they are marketing “a new car will make your teenagers want to spend time with the family instead of their friends” instead of trying to sell the car itself.
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Is that really a plot line in car commercials these days? I’ve got to see some examples because that’s pretty crazy
starblursd@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Purdue made these as well and I got them to annoy my friends who despise the meme… And my oven’s heating element died in protest 😂
db2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You have to set it to 420 to reset
yucandu@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Purdue… are they the ones I keep hearing about in the news selling poison chicken and killing their workers? I’m Canadian so our chicken is slightly less poison.
starblursd@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Shrug E?
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dad eats all the 69s and leaves the kid with a plate of L.
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Mom, what’s 69?
Mom: ask your dad
Dad: ask your mom.
The aristocrats.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“It’s two better than 67.”
plateee@piefed.social 2 months ago
My package was defective it was all “9"s and “L"s.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Darkard beat us to it.
brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Be a lot cheaper to manufacture “69” nuggets. Pick the right font and you’d only need one shape
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Can also use Star Wars to brand them as “Order 66” nuggets.
pulsey@feddit.org 2 months ago
imagine the disappointment when you only get 6’s in your package 😐
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Just call em Quotes and make em 6’s
You may ask why not 9s? Well it’s because 7 8 9
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
this sucks i got a bag of really curly 'p’s and 'q’s
Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It’d be really odd if there was no ‘d’ and ‘b’, too.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 months ago
beter mind your P’s and Q’s
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Hum, look like 69 nuggets with a bunch of L for loser nuggets thrown in for the kids.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Somehow 66% less protein than real chicken
trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Don’t you mean …67% ?
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, why wou-- oh ffs
Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Y’all just haters, 67 is just another example of one generation finding and creating their own internet humor, then having every other generation bash on them for it.
Sure it’s a bit cringey, but let the kids have their fun. Internet humor doesn’t have to be so gatekeepy. We had things like 21 from vine and 2+2 is 4. If you look further than number based memes, then there’s been a bunch of nonsensical memes like 🅱️
Dingo_Kidneys@lemmy.today 2 months ago
I think I can shed light on the 6 7 hate. To do so though, I need to cover why people are okay with the others. 420 and 69 have been around for ages so they get a pass for being grandfathered and having transgressive origins. Quick maths (2+2 is 4, minus 1 that’s 3) got its fame for being an incredibly stupid thing to say in the middle of a rap while also simultaneously going way too hard for how silly it sounds. Lastly you have 21, which was a vine meme so again, a more grounded and community based origin.
What makes 6 7 stand out is that it’s from the British school system, and British culture sucks.
I rest my case.
GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Boomer millennials are just upset they’re being reminded of how old and out of touch they are
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Boomer millennials
LOL
Isn’t it past your bedtime, son?
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I, a mid fifties uncle, dropped a 6 7 reference to my sister whilst my teenaged niece was nearby and got a laugh out of her. Worth it. Embrace the cringe.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I’m genuinely surprised it annoys anyone tbh, it’s just a couple of numbers. I laugh when my kids catch me and be as cringey as I can with it at every opportunity. Good harmless fun I can exploit for years to come.
Evotech@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is the Corporate whoring they cringe at id wager
Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Yeah 67 is dumb but so was Nyan Cat, It is Wednesday my dudes, dickbutt, Somebody Touched My Spaghet…
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was at a gathering and someone who is an English teacher said “yeah the 6 7 is so annoying but I can’t complain much; the entire maths department is in great distress.” I couldn’t help myself but the deadpan tone of the delivery just absolutely floored me.
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
23 skidoo ol chap!
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I thought the fun of six seven was getting everyone else to bash them for it.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was going to try those but there must’ve been some mix-up at the packaging facility because the bag only had 9s and Ls.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Am I missing a reference there’s like three of these comments?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, I posted mine a minute or two after the first one. It wasn’t there when I started writing but after commenting, I refreshed the page and saw that I’d been beaten to the joke.
treesapx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’re buying shaped chicken nuggets. You’ve already surrendered your dignity. There are no “Heroes of Civil Rights” chicken nuggets…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
well it was your idea so now you gotta do it
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Featuring the famous faces of the civil rights movement so your children can consume them.
Itwasntme223@discuss.online 2 months ago
I showed this to my 12 year old child and he gave me the most dramatic eyeroll and said: “Yeeeeahh. Gen alpha has some dumb stuff.” lol
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I had to double check and make sure that wasn’t the exact image I took this weekend at Aldi and shared with a couple of friends (it wasn’t). Real friends don’t steal karma that would rightfully have been mine. My kids would have died from extreme eye rolling trauma if I had brought those home from the store.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was informed this is over.
Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The existence of this producing is proof there is no lord to give you strength
Reygle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Burn it all down.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 months ago
6 🤷🏽♂️ 7
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
This is exactly why it’s objectively a stupid meme. 69 and 420 are funny because they are subversive. If you saw those numbers you know it was culture because the boomer mainstream wouldn’t be marketing sex and drugs to kids, at least not this directly.
nullspace@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How dare these kids have a meme number. They should only love my meme number.
ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
They drew a real kid to sell their product. Cringe aside that’s not cool, like even if they pay him
yucandu@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is that why the brand name is “Soulless Kitchen”?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Okay. So where are the F7U12 Tendies?
yucandu@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I firmly believe you can judge a society by the annual sales of Uncrustables.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
FatVegan@leminal.space 2 months ago
Some tortured animals who has never seen sunlight shaped in 6 and 7… You know, for kids.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
The sixty nine nugs are better.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t get it.
Klear@piefed.world 2 months ago
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renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
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orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Jimothy in a nutshell.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Mmm Jimothy nuggets
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jimothy is eternal!
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You forgot the middle step. When parents discover it and ruin it, then its companies trying to profit off of it.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
southparkstudios.co.uk/…/south-park-how-to-kill-a…
We know how to destroy them. Spread the word.
Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Call me Inuyasha
piyuv@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not representative of reality; brand is too cute
bilb@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
lol, I was thinking “brand is exactly my type.”
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So in this case it’s a good thing
athatet@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
This happened to me with the word ‘tight’ when I heard it in a hot wheels ad.
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That reminds me of this sketch
youtu.be/dw0ifECyfPI?is=iynQcQ-JoUL9Fru4