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- Comment on Sweet revenge 4 hours ago:
I don’t think any of you making this comment have worked in a small office before. For most, the closest thing resembling IT is when there’s a problem Becky calls her grandson.
- Comment on Dammit I knew I'd forgotten some Thing 1 day ago:
Au contraire, you are thinking too hard.
- Comment on Lemmy users logging on to level set the Blue Wave enjoyers 3 days ago:
I keep saying that this is just the start, but also as a Texan what a hell of a start.
- Comment on Rage bait ravings 3 days ago:
Don’t know if they’re the same, but those two were going around my chats Wednesday morning
- Comment on Rage bait ravings 3 days ago:
🍆🍆🍆🚨🚨 ATTENTION ⚠️📢 MY FILTHY 🫦💋 LITTLE 🤏 CONSTITUTIONAL CUNTS 📜🍑💦🇺🇸‼️ ERECTION 🗳️🍆💦 NIGHT 🌙✨ HAS OFFICIALLY 🚨✅ REACHED CLIMAX 😩🥵💦💦💦 THE BLUE BALLS 🔵🔵💙 HAVE EXPLODED 💥💥🌊💦 ALL OVER 🫨💦 DADDY DONNY’S 🍊👴🏻🤡 ORANGE FACE 😭💦🍊‼️ THE UNITED SLUTS 🇺🇸🍑💋 OF AMERICUM 🦅🗽✨ HAVE FINALLY 🙌🎉 GOTTEN THEIR DEMOCRUSSY 💙🫦🍑💦 BACK‼️🌊💙 JAMES TALAFREAKO 🤠🍆💋 IS SERVING 💅✨ TEXASS 🍑🤠🔥 WHILE KEN PAXTON 🐷🥦🤢 IS GAGGING 🤮😵💫 ON HIS FUCKING VEGETABLES 🥕🥬🥦🍆‼️ LINDSEY GRAHAM 👵🏻📿😭 HAS LOST HIS SOUTH CAROLINUSSY 🌴🍑💦 TO FANNIE ANDREWS 💃🔥💅👑 AND VIVEK RAWDOGSWAMY 🐎🍆🥵 IS GETTING HIS BLOW-HIO BUSSY 🍑💦🫦 DEMOLISHED 💥💥🍆 BY SHERROD BROWN 🤎💪🔥‼️ MAGA 🐘🍊🤡 IS PISSING 💦🚽 SHITTING 💩🚨 CRYING 😭😭 AND BEGGING 🥺🙏 FOR GRINDR TRADE 📲🍆🍑👀‼️ 🚨🚨🚨 THE BLUE WAVE 🌊💙🌊💙 HAS LEFT THE REPUBLICUNTS 🐘🍑🤡 HIGH 🥴⬆️ DRY 🏜️🌵 AND HORNY 🍆😩🥵‼️💅🍑💦 THE STATUE OF LIBERTY 🗽🇺🇸✨ IS SERVING CUNT 👑💋💅🍑 THE LAND 🏔️🌎 OF THE FREE 🦅🗽 IS OFFICIALLY ✅🎉 THE HOME 🏠💕 OF THE FREAKS 🫦😈🏳️🌈💗💜💙🍆💦 AND THE CUNTSTITUTION 📜🍑🦅 NOW REQUIRES 🚨⚖️ MANDATORY SLAYTRIOTISM 🇺🇸💅👑✨‼️ IN GOD 🙏⛪️ WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼🍆💦😩 💌💌 SEND 📫➡️💌 THIS TO 2️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR FREAKIEST 🫦😈💅 BLUE-BALLED 🔵🔵💦 BALLOT BABES 🗳️🍑💋 IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK 🔙💌 YOU’RE A NATIONAL 🇺🇸🦅 CUNTSTITUTIONAL 📜🍑 TREASURE 💎👑💅✨ IF YOU GET 5️⃣✋ YOU’RE A BIPARTISAN 🤝💙❤️ BOTTOM 🍑🫦😩 AND IF YOU GET 0️⃣🚫😭 YOU’RE A DONALD FRUMP 🎺🤡🍊 WITH NO TRADE 🚫🍆💔 NO RIGHTS 🚫📜⚖️ AND NO BUSSY 🚫🍑😭‼️ GOD BLESS 🙏✨ THE UNITED SLAY-TES 🇺🇸🦅💙🌊💦💅👑🍆🍑‼️
- Comment on Rage bait ravings 3 days ago:
🚨🌊🌊 THE BIG BLUE 💦💦 TSUNAMI 🌊🌊🚨 HAS 🍆 ARRIVED 🍆 YOU 😩😩 FILTHY 😈 ELECTORAL 😈 FREAKS 🍑🍑🥵 The 🐴🔵 DONKEYS 🔵🐴 just went ALL 💯💯 THE 💯💯 WAY 🍆🍆 in BOTH 👐👐 CHAMBERS 🏛️🏛️ of CONGRESS 😫😫 and they did NOT 🙅♂️🙅♂️ pull out 😳😳💦 It’s a 🔵🔵 BLUE-KAKKE 🔵🔵 from SEA 🌊 to SHINING 🌊 SEA 💦 The 🐘🔴 ELEPHANTS 🔴🐘 are crying 😭😭 into their 🗳️ RECOUNT 🗳️ forms 📝📝 because their 🍆 MAJORITY 🍆 went SOFT 😔😔 right when it MATTERED 📉📉💀 The HOUSE 🏠🏠? CLAIMED 😈😈 The SENATE 🏛️🏛️? BRED 🥵🥵 The FILIBUSTER?? 😳 Getting 👉👌 RAILED 👉👌 by SIMPLE 🍆 MAJORITY 🍆 VOTES 💦💦 GAY 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 SHARIA 📜📜 LAW 🔨 is now 🥵 OFFICIALLY 🥵 SPREADING 🍑🍑 across the CUNTRY 🇺🇸😩 and your 🧔 UNCLE 🧔 at THANKSGIVING 🦃🦃 is ALREADY 😱😱 SWEATING 💦💦💦 So BEND 🙇🙇 OVER 🍑 for TWO 2️⃣ YEARS 📅📅 of 🔵 LEGISLATIVE 🔵 POUNDING 🔨🔨🍆 because the GAVEL 🔨 is BLUE 🔵 and it is THICC 🍆😤
- Comment on Anon loves Kebab 4 days ago:
Be the kebab shop you wish to see in the world.
- Comment on Anon has a proposal for you 5 days ago:
I can’t imagine killing a hippopotamus with a knife. I don’t care if it’s sleeping well after I attempt to attack it. One result, every time.
Now I’m imagining a far more dangerous monster, several times larger and faster. Yeah, it’s just not a weapon in my mind.
- Comment on You ignore lemmy for a couple hours and... 1 week ago:
This is the most blatant proof for me that reddit is completely subsumed by bots and corporate interests. It used to be routinely overrun by random stuff like this.
Large groups of people on the internet get weird for no reason. It’s a marker of health for a community, like monitoring salamander populations in a stream.
- Comment on Mmm, roasted apples. 1 week ago:
More people need to try Opal Gold apples.
- Comment on He saved the world. 2 weeks ago:
Folks don’t like folks who talk about other terminator movies 'round these parts.
- Comment on Got my guys house stuff and a whole new wardrobe 2 weeks ago:
Often I don’t need specific items. I just need some new concepts to get my mind out of a rut of the same old gift ideas. I don’t want the kind of friends who would like to receive monogrammed anything.
- Comment on Let us end the stovetop war with the real chanp 2 weeks ago:
Omg yes. I’d been wanting to try one out for a long time. My friend got one. Stayed over and tried to make my specialty giant pancakes. Sorely disappointed with the useless results. Now I just bring my waffle iron instead.
- Comment on The Anonborn gets recruited 3 weeks ago:
It’s so incredibly shallow, from a series already suffering from such.
- Comment on abyss 4 weeks ago:
Not to be confused with The Voidbussy, which is used for something much different.
- Comment on gummy 1 month ago:
In my experience smoking vastly increases your tolerance for edibles. If you only eat edibles then you need much less to be effective.
- Comment on gummy 1 month ago:
For people who dont smoke, 5-10mg of edibles is still a really bad time. I’m constantly having to remind my smoker friends of this when they’re advising first timers.
- Comment on Anon can't go home again 1 month ago:
If you don’t cringe you haven’t improved. I have to chant that when I look at anything I wrote when I was younger.
- Comment on Anon reads Don Quixote 1 month ago:
You, uh, hold a lot of anger and hatred for someone trying to advise others how to “get over it”.
- Comment on also do you add coffee powder? 1 month ago:
I can’t tell if that milk is overall foamy or if it’s just pixelation.
- Comment on Climate Summit 2 months ago:
Thats literally the opposite of the point of the comic.
- Comment on Climate Summit 2 months ago:
You are ignoring so much just to make a myopic point.
- Comment on Climate Summit 2 months ago:
Youre presupposing that were losing something by cleaning up the environment. As if we cant invest in a cleaner environment the same way we spent money of the other things that made the pollution. Its absolutely possible to have all these things.
The point is that we are ALREADY paying more for living in a polluted world than a clean one. Pollution causes so many widespread health problems that we’d make that money back on healthcare costs alone.
Thats what makes this environment discussion so nonsensical. We dont even have to address climate change to get a return on our investment in cleaning up the world.
- Comment on Ancient Historians v. Modern Historians 2 months ago:
Highly suggest Barbara Tuchman’s A Distant Mirror for all of you who like this stuff. All her work is great.
- Comment on Wow. okay. Didn't need to go that hard. 2 months ago:
Yeah, but employee rating scales are often tied to a lot of other office politicking that makes them largely irrelevant to actual performance, in my experience.
- Comment on lord give me strength 2 months ago:
You’re buying shaped chicken nuggets. You’ve already surrendered your dignity. There are no “Heroes of Civil Rights” chicken nuggets…
- Comment on ..ladies 2 months ago:
If anyone here is interested in exploring this concept further I highly suggest Horsey Game.
- Comment on Cool Japan 🌸 3 months ago:
And yet they are cheering for ICE to arrest them all. No matter the status or paperwork. If they’re arrested then they are guilty. That’s how it works down here.
- Comment on Same day shipping 3 months ago:
I had a professor who spent many years in the thick of battle in the Vietnam war. He said this was one of the hardest things to deal with mentally. One person would survive after getting shot all over and the next person would get the smallest bit of shrapnel in the wrong spot and “just turn off.”
- Comment on people who take zoom calls in coffee shops are insufferable 3 months ago:
Okay, but back up there a second: People quietly writing stuff or doing work upsets you?