orbituary

@orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a guess 🤣⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pedophile in the daffodils.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epstein’s brother Mark asking Steve Bannon if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba” - or Bill Clinton to the rest of us.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bubba has been Bill since before he was elwcted president.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just seen the latest American Opinion polls.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So? Should we uphold the tradition? Keep it “pure?” Fuck that noise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be a friend to the animals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re a highly invasive species here in Washington state. Brought by settlers. They’ve displaced the native species and are nearly impossible to get rid of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be a friend to the animals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The wolf spider art is familiar to me. It also is distinctly different from the salamander art to my eyes. I get it, my mistake. I have edited my comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be a friend to the animals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The line weight and huge, perfectly centered round eyes all are hallmarks of AI slop. I accept that I’m wrong about him specifically, but this style looks like like AI to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨be a friend to the animals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  HELLO THERE!

  DID YOU KNOW USING AI SLOP AS A CARTOON IS HARMING THE ENVIRONMENT?

  Brian Ahearn may make poignant cartoons, but his use of generative AI to illustrate them is sad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hear me out… Yellow shell, brown filling, sauces. That’s a soft-shell taco.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Making enemies is good⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love John Cleese, to be sure. But 80s Cleese was a different guy from today’s version. I would imagine he’s closer to the extremists on the left today than he was back then.

  One thing’s for sure: fuck Moderates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Making enemies is good⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Funny, I guess by his definition, I’m an extremist on the left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird to simultaneously feel love and hatred towards parents?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I actually went back and forth. I think maybe it’s “I love humanity but hate society.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird to simultaneously feel love and hatred towards parents?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love humanity but I hate humans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CNC⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is not funny. Like, it’s just dumb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear their power⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s always been wild to me is how much the patterns you see when eating psilocybin resemble these and other mycelial growth. It’s almost like you become part shroom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is forever alone⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude, I’m fine. I’m worried for others. Thanks, though!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you get the special at The Toledo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is forever alone⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a huge deal. Truly. Male loneliness in particular is a swollen lithium battery ready to be poked. I doubt it will be addressed correctly. I have no idea how to fix it and infinite empathy for anyone, male or female, going through this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depression Biscuit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨grindset challenge⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  yup

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grab your pitchforks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am a dill pickle on pizza fan. Works well with red, but it really shines with olive oil, pesto, mozarella, some dill weed sprinkled over the cheese, then slice coins from the vlassic dills (or any crunchy salty pickle - not the sweet stuff. YUCK).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not a game: Cards Against Humanity avoids tariffs by ditching rules, explaining jokes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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  This you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not a game: Cards Against Humanity avoids tariffs by ditching rules, explaining jokes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well then. Looks like this troll is embedded.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not a game: Cards Against Humanity avoids tariffs by ditching rules, explaining jokes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like the trolls are starting to emerge from other platforms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft Canceled Civil War-Based Assassin's Creed Over Controversy Concerns - Report⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t even play games anymore, but I would have purchased this on principle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm working up the strength to go outside today, I hope you are too!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mama?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would it have been possible to play the violin part of this song in the wild west or just back in the day?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, or that the Wild West WAS “back in the day.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would it have been possible to play the violin part of this song in the wild west or just back in the day?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Your question makes no sense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eric Adams Abandons Re-election Bid for Mayor of New York City⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Here we go. Let’s see where the chips land.

  If they go into Cuomo’s pot, the endorsement is for Trump and fascism. Otherwise, the endorser is emboldened by the two big names backing him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨labubu⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨labubu⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But do you have 20?