orbituary

@orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tesseract Dev (AdmiralPatrick) RageQuits Lemmy with Final Goodbye Message⁩ ⁨⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  .world was on the precipice of doing the right thing and disaccociating themselves from that psychotic shit show, but silently dropped the issue and carried on as usual after wringing their hands for maybe two weeks.

  Wow. So fucking disconnected

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people identify with a political party even if many of their views don't align with that party's platform?⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  My mom is Cuban. She came to the US in '61. The Cubans were indoctrinated to believe that Kennedy, a Democrat, was responsible and that his party were all Socialists and that led to Communism.

  This is why most Cubans believe what they do and vote GOP. It is absolutely based in ignorance.

  She voted for a Democrat for the first time in 2008 and has ever since. It’s better than the alternative. But I’m not going to convince a 72 year old woman in the starting stages of Alzheimer’s there’s a better way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thor and Loki aren't making any more eggs.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Clean your cage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teserract may be opensource, but adding myself would feel disingenuous⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Phewww! That was a close one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teserract may be opensource, but adding myself would feel disingenuous⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Man. I looked for myself and was sad I wasn’t there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't worry guys, it's just cosmetic⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Walking on two legs was a mistake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X is hosting a competing cage match during world cup finals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Our city’s mascot cannot be coerced into a cage match with Musk… But Jimothy will do it happily. For all of us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Government Official refuses to answer basic question⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is great. I wrote a platform in 2016 that included a lot of this, but I realize now that I should update my stance on these things to accommodate the new landscape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Government Official refuses to answer basic question⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In other administrations, too. The definition of truth belongs to the majority holder.

  If the opposition to the GOP do not get a majority, and really a super-majority is what’s truly needed… If that doesn’t happen, there’s no salvation for the United States.

  I’d argue that it’s been gone for a while, but I simply cannot give up yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Government Official refuses to answer basic question⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Post-truth Amerikkka

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this a rope hanging under a helicopter?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lemmy sometimes feels like one big ball of barely seething social outrage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this a rope hanging under a helicopter?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s the story? What’d they do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You need a colonoscopy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Watched it the other night. Still funny, but there are a few jokes that didn’t age well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yankee Doodle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the one! Used to catch them as a kid briefly and put them back in their web. I always made sure spiders didn’t get harmed. Cool little guys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yankee Doodle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are related species in the SE United States.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think that Trump is the most hated U.S. president?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People forget Bush 2 because he was charismatic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Copper⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Black pilled by monetary interests.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mel Brooks has passed the age of 100⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s gone… and done it again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want it to slap me across the face⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry, who are you? I had one too many.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Scott or regular type?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just no⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s camo. I’ll allow it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flock of scissors⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve adopted the phrase “lip reading” to replace “scissoring.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please mind the gap⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Noob.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Team Snapchat still shows up in my notifications even though I have them blocked⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve still got like 3 stragglers for whom it is my main form of communication.

  Tell them you’re moving on. It’s not worth it. If they’re really your friends, you can find another way. If they don’t, they only care about the way you are on Snap. That’s hollow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please mind the gap⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I jumped ship then, too. June 14, 2023.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is gonna go just fine 💯⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate your use of the word “artist.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I see your frog, and match you a forg.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a crazy deformation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you shall obey⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First post here. I hope you are welcoming to dyslexic people in this shirtposting community!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Liz Dexia comm is on fedinsfw.com.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Electronic Arts has launched EA Advertising, a way for brands to integrate ads in games⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s one of my favorite comedy specials. “Dress to Kill.” Also, his special “Circles” was great.