orbituary
@orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 1 week ago:
And censor it? I hate humans.
- Comment on When life gives ya lemons. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Great Advertise 1 week ago:
She shares the last name of a star player on the Kraken and is related to him.
- Comment on Great Advertise 1 week ago:
Tall brunette, striking blue eyes. She did dye it blonde before I knew her.
- Comment on Great Advertise 1 week ago:
I wasn’t speaking about anyone in particular in this case.
- Comment on Great Advertise 1 week ago:
So, no forgiveness?
- Comment on Great Advertise 1 week ago:
Sounds like my ex… From Seattle. Does the word “Ace” mean anything to you?
- Comment on Great Advertise 1 week ago:
Line weight. The round eyes. The color. The exact same smile. Same angles to the viewer. 45 or direct… There are so many telltale signs.
- Comment on I swear officer, I ain’t had nothing! 2 weeks ago:
You’d love to know it’s still sold in Japan.
- Comment on I swear officer, I ain’t had nothing! 2 weeks ago:
Someone who likes flavored selzer waters?
- Comment on I swear officer, I ain’t had nothing! 2 weeks ago:
Reminds me of the meme I saw two weeks ago where a wife said her husband had been drinking a White Claw before work because he thought they were energy drinks. That shit’s hilarious.
- Comment on Where will it stop ? 3 weeks ago:
Likely mozzarella or another non-aged cheese with higher fat and hydration for melty goodness. I haven’t been there in years, so, I’m not going to guess what ingredient they’re using.
But go on some more.
- Comment on Where will it stop ? 3 weeks ago:
Pickle pizza is my favorite. No joke.
Salty, cheesy, savory. If any of you animals live in Tampa Bay, the New World Brewery sells an amazing one with white cheese.
- Comment on These totally legitimate comments 3 weeks ago:
It has a very human design.
- Comment on the living dead 3 weeks ago:
I know. But this just leads to a dog pile on Lemmy. It already started. It’s impossible to discuss human evolutionary biology without emotions getting involved for exactly the reason you stated.
Because bad faith actors cooped the language for their subverted messaging, it’s just a wash.
- Comment on the living dead 3 weeks ago:
Christ. I forgot that it’s impossible to speak about science online.
- Comment on the living dead 3 weeks ago:
My ex would say, “that rules like anarchy.” Cute.
- Comment on the living dead 3 weeks ago:
Also, Social Conquest of Earth.
- Comment on the living dead 3 weeks ago:
“Ed Wilson”
More commonly known as E. O. Wilson in his publications. Highly important scientist. Postulated that humans are eusocial creatures similar to ants, termites, seahorses, and naked mole rats because we follow a hierarchical pecking order.
Read his book “The Social Conquest of Earth” if this intrigues you.
- Comment on Why do so many people seem confused about what appeals to male gays? Do they not know how sexual orientation works? 4 weeks ago:
Poor Megan Fox… how far she fell.
- Comment on This comic hung in my office for years 4 weeks ago:
That squid is cosplaying as an octopus.
- Comment on Stigma or Glory Hole? 4 weeks ago:
Subtlety and accuracy are not @Mickey7@lemmy.world 's strong suits.
- Comment on Pass me to your interior designer 5 weeks ago:
That’s the exterior.
- Comment on Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price 5 weeks ago:
Is that Lighthouse Coffee?
- Comment on Anon describes experience 5 weeks ago:
No, but he was definitely a white dude who probably smoked a joint before class.
- Comment on Anon describes experience 5 weeks ago:
Okay…
- Comment on Anon describes experience 5 weeks ago:
Exactly that. Porpuda is now a joke between my girlfriend and I and we intentionally use it wrong.
- Comment on Anon describes experience 5 weeks ago:
Can confirm. Nothing beats not having a boss.
- Comment on Anon describes experience 5 weeks ago:
This shit happened to me, but in kindergarten. I grew up in a bilingual house. I spoke English and Spanish equally. I went to the school with my mom to get assessed. She said I could read and was bilingual. The teacher didn’t believe it and made me read from one of their books.
To add insult to injury, when they had Spanish class, the fucking teacher taught us that “purple” was “porpuda” and “lizard” wad “lizardo.” Shit like that… My mom put me in another school.
I’m 48 and still laugh about lizardo. How absolutely stupid.
- Comment on Alligator Auschwitz 1 month ago:
Hey, man. We “illegals” know Judo. Judo-know if I got a knife… judo-know if I have a gun…
