lol porpuda
was she trying to say púrpura?
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orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
This shit happened to me, but in kindergarten. I grew up in a bilingual house. I spoke English and Spanish equally. I went to the school with my mom to get assessed. She said I could read and was bilingual. The teacher didn’t believe it and made me read from one of their books.
To add insult to injury, when they had Spanish class, the fucking teacher taught us that “purple” was “porpuda” and “lizard” wad “lizardo.” Shit like that… My mom put me in another school.
I’m 48 and still laugh about lizardo. How absolutely stupid.
TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Exactly that. Porpuda is now a joke between my girlfriend and I and we intentionally use it wrong.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You had Peggy Hill as a full time Spanish teacher‽‽
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Peggy makes me so mad. She’s exactly the sort of person who would correct her students incorrectly, and be smug about it too.
needanke@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Was your spanish teacher called Senór Cang by chance?
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
No, but he was definitely a white dude who probably smoked a joint before class.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
El lizardo is a great name for a male strip club tho!
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
To add insult to injury, when they had Spanish class, the fucking teacher taught us that “purple” was “porpuda” and “lizard” wad “lizardo.”
That’s ridiculous! Everyone knows the correct world is lizarda! Spanish is a gendered language, the genders matter! /s
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
When I went to Tenerife, the chip and pin machine said “numero secreto correcto” and I’m still not convinced Spanish is a real language.
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
When I was in kindergarten, my mom got a call day 1 because I didn’t know how to count to 10 supposedly. Even though I did it multiple times. I just did it in Japanese cause they never requested I do it in English. Tbf, I’m white and not bilingual.
TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
why does this gat dang kid keep complaining about his itchy knee?!?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
san yon go roku shichi hatchi kyu jyu!
…jyu-itchi jyu-ni jyu-san…
Ok I’ll stop now.
Ahem, not bilingual, but I definitely have a small chunk of Japanese drilled into my head after a decade + of Karate, haha.
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
I do have eczema, so maybe they did think that’s what I was saying.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lol one of my ex girlfriends had a “karate” teacher growing up. He taught them a few “Japanese” phrases. It wasn’t until decades later she learned this dude just made it all up. I guess it was something you could get away with in early 90’s bumfuck Wisconsin. Like this dude just rolled into town, started “karate” classes, and just kinda went with it.
grue@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thanks, now I have a plan for trolling my kid’s future kindergarten teacher.
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Okay…