dalekcaan
@dalekcaan@feddit.nl
- Comment on No judgement here. Have fun with life yall 6 days ago:
Do you love me?
Could you learn to love me?
- Comment on new shadow library just dropped 1 week ago:
“Once ze rockets go up, who cares where zey come down?
Zat’s not my department,” says Werner von Braun.
- Comment on Just vibing 1 week ago:
It’s kind of shocking, after a lifetime of assuming electrons whiz through wires at the speed of light, to find out they move so slowly that the speed at which they move is referred to as “electron drift.”
- Comment on Anon likes pizza 1 week ago:
4channers slowly discovering the cost of convenience
- Comment on the public demands ANSWERS 1 week ago:
Worth it
- Comment on Word ofs wisedome 1 week ago:
“But you know what they say, Vegeta. When you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse!”
— Son Goku
- Comment on I took a picture of the back of my pizza box for you guys just in case you were stuck home because of the snow and needed something to do. 2 weeks ago:
Someone doesn’t want Tony making pizza
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
To be fair, you probably would be fine since everyone’s been turned into furniture and therefore presumably don’t need the toilet anymore.
UNLESS, of course, the Beast…
- Comment on Bethesda announces a new Fallout... reality show 3 weeks ago:
I’d be shocked and appalled by the tone-deafness if Mr. Beast hadn’t already literally made a Squid Game style gameshow. Media literacy and irony are both well and truly dead.
- Comment on Anon's dad is a tailor 4 weeks ago:
Don’t be ridiculous, that’s not what they’re talking about.
They’re talking about those little British offal balls wrapped in bacon, with gravy of course.
- Comment on Get on that grindset 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Cube me 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on OP has a realization 1 month ago:
- Comment on ruh roh raggy 1 month ago:
Really gotta Dagwood that shit
- Comment on Nutritous and delicious 1 month ago:
I imagine he’s not terribly afraid of being associated with a nuts joke
- Comment on Finally 1 month ago:
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 1 month ago:
𓁲 𓁆 𓀻
𓁇 𓁅 𓀣 𓀿
- Comment on Relevant username 2 months ago:
Yes
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 2 months ago:
The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.
Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.
- Comment on Lying can be so complicated 2 months ago:
If you like piña coladas…
- Comment on ✌️🌽✌️ ✊🌽✊ ✌️🌽✌️ ✊🌽✊ 2 months ago:
I assume that one’s discounted for being close to its sell-by date
- Comment on The trauma. The terror. The humanity!!!1!!1! 2 months ago:
Clearly, they should be wearing bulletproof and sandwichproof armor.
- Comment on The trauma. The terror. The humanity!!!1!!1! 2 months ago:
That’s what gets me about all of this. Not only was crying about onions and mustard the weakest most pathetic shit ever, even that was grossly exaggerated. These ICE losers are the most pathetic people alive.
- Comment on same, honestly 2 months ago:
Most flying things are UFOs to bears.
- Comment on Exterminate 3 months ago:
Haha, I completely forgot that’s my username, didn’t even make that connection myself
- Comment on Exterminate 3 months ago:
Damnit, this is the The Scream dog all over again
- Comment on Abdul 3 months ago:
Adobe wants people to stop saying photoshop because they’re afraid of it becoming generic, so I say photoshop away!
- Comment on Nice. 3 months ago:
nice
- Comment on ... huh... 3 months ago:
- Comment on A data center fire in South Korea sees 858 TB of government files and 'eight years’ worth of work' stored in the cloud go up in smoke 3 months ago:
A conspiracy is always possible of course, but people really do tend to put off what isn’t an immediate problem until it’s a disaster.
Fukushima springs to mind. The plant had been warned more than a decade before the disaster that an earthquake in the wrong place would result in catastrophe and didn’t do anything about it, and lo and behold…
