dalekcaan

@dalekcaan@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Working in fast food...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “Does the burger come with a zesty cheesy sauce?”

  “…no.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ez gg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Only because the cars at Disney World get their own park

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦀 🦀 🦀⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  gif of a pelican trying to eat a capybara

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit solutions for shitty problems⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbf in this scenario it would 100% be the game dev who’s an asshole for giving you an inventory space whose size is not a multiple of the size of the items

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fafo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Well it’s pretty simple, one of these pictures shows a horrible disgusting blood-sucking parasite, and the other is a new world screwworm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take that, Scar!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He does seem to have an affinity for show tunes, now that you mention it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spong bob⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One of SpongeBob’s first instincts to get his snail to take a bath really was domestic terrorism, huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they're havin a laugh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, fantastic! I was a bit surprised he hadn’t been already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #144 Nosferatu!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess the link is Nosferatu?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stroke confirmed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If Trump put himself on the $250 bill he’d absolutely use an AI picture of himself as a homoerotic musclebro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists Have Been Studying Fire Salamanders for More Than 250 Years. They Just Discovered That the Creatures Glow Under UV Light⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The implications of these findings are clear:

  We should be shining UV lights at more animals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no chances for life around red dwarfs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Patricia Bath⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s easy to forget sometimes how recent segregation still is. It reminds me of this letter from Emory university dated 1959, less than 75 years ago, denying an applicant for being “a member of the negro race.” They only apologized for it about five years ago.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me irl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plato’s brain in a jar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't wait.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A stone cold quote machine⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?”

  —Steve Buscemi in a Spy Kids movie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👴☝️I did that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The pumps do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Backup⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My guy, if you hate Lemmy so much then what in the Kentucky fried fuck are you doing here?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Survey says⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  0.2 is too low tbh. That doesn’t even account for the Lizardman Constant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the dark souls of games journalism⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bicycle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The one I just told was the true one, though.

  Suuure it is 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haiku⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haiku⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t see how that’s any better. Can you imagine if terrorists hijacked that train and crashed it into a building?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are so close⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🫡🫡🫡⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro decided to put himself in a Facebook ad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨References: [1] out of his ass⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I read a book of his once about theoretical ways to make sci-fi technology a reality. It was interesting in a hard sci-fi kind of way, but what really annoyed me was that he kept presenting his ideas as how they would work rather than how they could work.

  Just looking at what people 100 years ago thought life would be like today should be a good indication that while theorizing about the future is interesting and a good way to get ideas moving, future technology is never going to be exactly what you think it will. If we knew exactly how this stuff would work, we wouldn’t be imagining it, we’d just make it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #119 maths⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_operations

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Web Design Museum released 44 classic Cartoon Network Flash games from the early 2000s, now playable in the browser.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man, used to play these all the time as a kid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dammit! Missed it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just gotta keep driving until you hit 8008135

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, people like that would be funny, if they weren’t also causing real lasting damage.