dalekcaan

@dalekcaan@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate when this happens and I bet you do too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfect, exactly what I was talking about! Thank you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate when this happens and I bet you do too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of a story I heard about a new anchor or somesuch being sexually harassed by viewers, always making comments about her looks and her boobs.

  So in response, she posted a closeup of a pendant she was wearing which showed off her cleavage. As expected, a ton of assholes started posting how hot her boobs were and how they were jacking off to them.

  Then, she posted the same image, uncropped, to reveal the pendant was actually being draped above her co-host’s hairy asscrack.

  Wish I could find the original or I’d link it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This blatantly deceptive ad for Threads⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey cool, another reason to continue never using Facebook.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's called speedrunning, my dudes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, and came out clean on the other side

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries running live USB Linux on his dad's computer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, Sriracha is a spicy sauce made from hot peppers and garlic. You’re thinking of Siddhartha.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ve been around for a while, at least in commercial kitchens. It’s what subway uses to toast sandwiches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be nice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think there are cryptos that fix their value to the dollar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US education⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This genuinely feels like a bit from Look Around You

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's got the morbs?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sad Victorian woman gazing wistfully out the window:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ultra high iq⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A reddit mod for a mensa sub sounds like possible the most insufferable combination imaginable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back in those days...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where is the other guy? Is he safe? Is he alright?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy mistake to make⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just a little off the top, please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smart option⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just waiting for the US to join the rest of the world in including tax in the price.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m under court order not to answer that question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants robux⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh cool, that’s better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Personal Responsibility⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And whose fault is that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 364 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ouch, too soon. I’m still breaking in this account.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elmo is on fire⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Elmo would never!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I LIKE CORN!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like if ObviousPlant did PSAs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get yourself a real man.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hands down best twist ending

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get yourself a real man.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A goddamn classic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, disliking the format is one thing, but it’s used correctly in this case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never waste an opportunity⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how the complexity of life is taken as evidence of intelligent design, since that falls apart if you look at it more than a few seconds. My favorite example is the recurrent laryngeal nerve, which loops down your neck and comes back up for no good reason. Better yet, it’s the same for giraffes, which means they have a massively long nerve that goes all the way up and down its neck just 'cause. If an electrician wired something like that, their fellow workers would call them anything but intelligent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes experience⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Peggy makes me so mad. She’s exactly the sort of person who would correct her students incorrectly, and be smug about it too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a thing⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  See, that’s the thing. Pickle Rick was funny because he went through all that bullshit just to avoid going to therapy. The show was making an excellent point about how stigmatized therapy is, and how bettering yourself is hard work, work many people just don’t want to do. (Basically, “men would rather turn themselves into pickles than go to therapy.”)

  Of course, any actual nuance is lost on the “high IQ” R&M fans. I’ve always seen Rick as similar to Eric Cartman or the Joker: if you idolize him, you missed the point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yellow from the egg!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bone apple teeth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Give it a nibble. You might like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates reddit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeeeeeaaaaah, when I read the bit about narrow talking points being allowed, I knew the author was either going to have a good point about Reddit’s tendency to circlejerk, or be a bigoted piece of shit. Not really shocked it’s the latter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spongebob⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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