dalekcaan

@dalekcaan@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skill Issue 😓⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, what happened to Buster?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The best salmon in 65 years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My compliments to Chef Mike

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i can’t believe it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you think he’s in the chair?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one could have seen this coming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It always gets under my skin that my local grocery store has two camera screens to deter shoplifting. The first is in the liquor aisle, which is fair enough, fine, whatever.

  The second one, however, is in the baby supplies aisle. Absolutely go fuck yourself Kroger. This and the self-checkout that accuses you of stealing and calls an attendant if you rearrange your bagged groceries to fit on the stupid scale makes me wish there were better options where I live.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha u r burger⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting learnt⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Having not seen much of Trailer Park Boys I assumed it was a line from the show tbh. From what little I’ve seen it seems like it would fit, anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My wife would still say its not clean enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad they got the Roombas a freeroam room. It’s so sad seeing them all in cages.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone tell me what type of bird this is I keep seeing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Try feeding it some apples.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tracey fucked around and found out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This sounds like some SAT “make questions harder by making them more confusing” bullshit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boop Boop bee bee boop boop⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was picturing something more like this:

  séance.jpg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still waiting for a response...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My guess is one of those things that’s meant to reduce eyestrain at night by reducing blue light making its way into the screenshot somehow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your Choice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Though to be fair, if you rescued them they’d usually leave a gift later that was worth more than you’d get for harvesting them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fingies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anxiety, GET EM.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Joke’s on you, I already feel that way 😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My pizza doesn't list the temperature it should be cooked at⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Weird, never seen that on an Aldi pizza before. The ones I’ve had all had pretty clear time and temperature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't let your mind be a jar⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Was wondering for too long why the kid on the left was looking at Ozymandias on the tv.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mayonnaise included⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Google translate says “dry-fried duck”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GTA 6 Price Finally Confirmed, Features a 'Single-Player Experience' at Launch⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But does it run on Hannah Montana Linux?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean does anybody really know how to play Chess?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We hit that bullseye and the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards.

  Checkmate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Working in fast food...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Does the burger come with a zesty cheesy sauce?”

  “…no.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ez gg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Only because the cars at Disney World get their own park

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦀 🦀 🦀⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  gif of a pelican trying to eat a capybara

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit solutions for shitty problems⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tbf in this scenario it would 100% be the game dev who’s an asshole for giving you an inventory space whose size is not a multiple of the size of the items

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fafo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well it’s pretty simple, one of these pictures shows a horrible disgusting blood-sucking parasite, and the other is a new world screwworm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take that, Scar!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He does seem to have an affinity for show tunes, now that you mention it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spong bob⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  One of SpongeBob’s first instincts to get his snail to take a bath really was domestic terrorism, huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they're havin a laugh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, fantastic! I was a bit surprised he hadn’t been already.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #144 Nosferatu!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess the link is Nosferatu?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stroke confirmed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If Trump put himself on the $250 bill he’d absolutely use an AI picture of himself as a homoerotic musclebro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists Have Been Studying Fire Salamanders for More Than 250 Years. They Just Discovered That the Creatures Glow Under UV Light⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The implications of these findings are clear:

  We should be shining UV lights at more animals.