That’s a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!
Can anyone tell me what type of bird this is I keep seeing?
Submitted 2 months ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
qualia@lemmy.world 2 months ago
To confirm, check for any nearby apple trees.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hope they like kudzu. And prickly lettuce. And whatever the hell else is dominating my yard. Or really nature’s yard to be more honest about the situation.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s just an ordinary utility pole. Are you feeling all right, OP? Got a fever or anything?
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 months ago
its ryuk after taking Lights life.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
His name is Ryuk and he likes apples.
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Do not feed him apples. Just give him a ball of cocaine, he’ll be OK.
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t see anything, but if you picked up a black notebook off the ground recently, feel free to throw my name in there. DM for my headshots
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, right, and let you claim the journal is yours!? Like I’m that stupid! I’ve already written my name in the front. It’s already claimed, sorry!
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 months ago
🤣
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Been nice angrily arguing useless shit with you cap. 🫡
Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
That’s just a pigeon. Don’t worry about it.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thats just a sleep paralisis demon. If you give him a blowjob, he’ll fall in love with you. Then he’ll be YOUR sleep paralisis demon! Isn’t that nice?
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I want to believe there is not in fact porn on the internet of Light Yagami and Ryuk. But knowing Rule 34, there almost certainly is. I’ll avoid searching for it and keep my blissful ignorance.
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Try feeding it some apples.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oh that’s probably just David. Maybe take your dog in early tonight though.
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Its a flying monkey from Oz
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I never actually watched that show, it always seemed so heavy.
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I was talking about the film lol
Echolynx@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It is but it’s also worth it, at least for a few seasons.
Aneb@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Goddamn everyone in the comments talking about apples. I tried to leave a macbook outside for the bird but he just shit on it.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
viral.vegabond@piefed.social 2 months ago
Jeepers creepers
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Where’d you get them peepers?
JetpackJackson@feddit.org 2 months ago
Peep show, creep show, where did you get those eyes?
unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 2 months ago
Fucking hell why do I see this right before I go to sleep. Goddammit.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
You on the DPH?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Psh. I’m popping straight Mellies over here.
I’m at the point I can take a whole fiver every night before bed and it doesn’t even affect me. I wake up the next day like I’m not even on the hard shit.
jjlinux@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I thought I was the only one. It’s time to take my bottle to the lab to confirm its3not just fucking sugar pills. Been popping 50MG of that shit for nothing at this point.
youngskywalker@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sleep paralysis friend
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pretty sure that’s a Moltres
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
this goes hard
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Quit your job, enjoy your time, the end is near
0ops@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Damn woodpeckers
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They’re seriously loud!
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We are leeeeegion
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sorry. That’s me. I was out for a snack
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just a grackle
Smaile@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
death demon, check for books under him, i’ll buy it off you.
artwork@lemmy.world 2 months ago
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Rofl first shitpost to get me in a long time, bravo!
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck now I won’t be able to sleep tonight. TIHI.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 months ago
I believe that’s a Byakhee.
Dionysus@leminal.space 2 months ago
Find any cool notebooks laying around recently?
Might I suggest practicing writing letters to your government officials in it, it’s good to know how to write their names. Just practice your penmanship, and think of their faces while writing the names.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And leave some apples lying around for the critter he might approach you if you’re lucky!
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So that’s what happened to Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s just too heavy for me right now. I don’t want all that negativity in my new journal. Mostly I’ve been playing MASH and TRUE LOVE FLAME to find my true love, like back in middle-school, but I hate to waste such a nice notebook only on such tripe.
I think I’m finally going to write all those letters I’ve been meaning to send to my family, favorite childhood teachers, etc. Hell, it’s a long-shot, but I might even try to send a couple of thank you notes to some of my heroes. Dolly Parton. Jane Goodall. David Attenborough. They probably won’t see it, but I’ll be glad I at least tried, you know?
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just responding so I can come back to comment after.