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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be interesting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The fifth element in the ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snackalackin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit. That’s me 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LET'S ALL TAKE THE PANDA PLEDGE!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously thinking of getting my husky a Lemmy profile so that she can see the error of her ways (or troll all of us constantly 🤣).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LET'S ALL TAKE THE PANDA PLEDGE!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OK, I’ll give in and stop the panda massacre, but can’t guarantee my husky will do the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ama⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eating ‘too many grass’? You mean like in ‘edibles’ (special brownies maybe)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I could not agree more. This has got to be the most overstated dish ever. The first time I saw it in a restaurant menu, I looked at my wife like we were in the fucking twilight zone.

  That shit tastes like over-milked plastic, at best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, I’m just hearing about that one for the first time. So spot on 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The lesser Hemsworth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍳 challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t use that emoji for 52 years. So I should be getting…

  Shit, I just burnt my eggs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fact!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I am an ancient nobleman and need some coin made prove to me youre a craftsman that can make quality coin" "check this thing out."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They did try to fight it though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨free time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Still happening to me at 52 years old. Fuck growing up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donald Trump telling everyone they're gonna get "lots and lots of money" if they vote for his party⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So he is now a socialist? Mandani must be laughing his ass off after seeing this 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circular economy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lisa has a dick too? 😵‍💫

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Circular economy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Neither is Nadella 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨currently busy 😅⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Fuck off” making sure to shout it as loud as the knock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Eyeroll*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a single Bush? What the actual fuck?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got your 6-7 right here, kids!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Getting”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Send that probe deep y'all⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  Would this help? 🤔

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Send that probe deep y'all⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  52 and I still find them to be a riot every time, and English is not even my native language 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Send that probe deep y'all⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So are Microsoft, Amazon, Google and pretty much any other corporation out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don’t realize how bad it smells till you quit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wao, I thought I was the only one 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don’t realize how bad it smells till you quit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my God, that has to be the most accurate fact ever. I smoked for over 30 years, now that shit stinks worse than my farts, and I can clear a stadium on 1 SBD.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you lie to me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the correction. I edited that part.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you lie to me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been using the FUTO keyboard for a couple of months after Florisboard was driving me nuts with the typos (I refuse to accept that I have fat thumbs and dislexia). So far it’s a huge improvement. It does take a while to ‘learn’ to change to the correct words when I hit space, and I’m always choosing the right word (when I remember to, lol) to improve the suggestions over time. Also, I had to get some good dictionaries for it. I liked Swiftkey a lot, but I not willing to bend over to the surveillance, so in my opinion, this is the best FOSS option I could find.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you lie to me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, if there is no ID in there, Dad wants me to have it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What the hell was this crash about? Know what? Ignorance is bliss. I may be better off not knowing. So, I finally got my steam deck controllers to work on Ryujinx. Time to piss off Nintendo 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thirsty much?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I really appreciate it man. See? We disagree, and that’s fine, I bet we can also go out for a beer together and dig deeper into this, and into how we’re royally messed up in terms of our privacy in the internet and every other aspect of our lives. Thank you. I also respect your beliefs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thirsty much?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol, see what i mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thirsty much?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I fully agree with you. The Assembly of God, just like any other church associations out there, are man made and their sole purpose is to manipulate the masses. And even more importantly, church is just a place I go to, going or not going has absolutely no bearing in my faith. All men are flawed, none of us can claim perfection. And finally, I can absolutely make it on ky own with God, I don’t need other people for this. I do, however, like going to church every now and then, but it’s not like I will drop delivering a time sensitive project because I have to go to church, that’s focusing on the things of this world, and I’m not interested.

  I was part of a pentecostal church once, those tend to be incredibly toxic and full of lies.