I’m not having gay sex? I’m hiding my penis safely inside this Christian man’s asshole so that women can’t get to it unless they are my wife.
Thirsty much?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by stumu415@lemmy.zip to [deleted]
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Snapz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
What makes a man a man? That’s right, a penis. So, therefore, two penises are more manly than one penis.
That’s just maths and logic. And you can’t argue with maths and logic!!
Snapz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“That and a pair of testicles…”
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
AI slop but I believe this is the one thing AI can get away with, at least in my books. But fuck AI.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s the vibe I’m getting as well.
darkmogool@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
How are they gonna stop lust if they cram a bunch of good looking, sweaty dudes in the same building?
jobbies@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
With the sheer power of Jesus, duh.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
“Jesus is so hot. I want to feel his love fill me up. Come unto me, oh Lord!”
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
do people. really wear. those shirts ? that’s cringe as fcuk…
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yes. In public. Unironically.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Tribalism and feeling like being in the in-crowd is powerful stuff.
webp@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
What’s wrong with publicly worshiping another man?
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Right? Who even wants anybody to be king? It’s pathetic that their cosmology itself is a fucking monarchy.
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s ironic is that, although I’m not a Christian, I’m pretty sure I remember part of the Bible expressing pretty explicitly that Jesus had zero desire to rule over anyone, and I’m pretty sure (2x combo) it was implied that Christians shouldn’t either.
I can’t remember which part, but I think it was while Jesus was going somewhere and Satan kept trying to tempt him or something idk.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Does… Does this mean he’s been baptized?
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Think of it more as a christening.
UpperBroccoli@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Bap’ed in the face
Pegajace@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I seem to recall that the very same passage in their Bible that condemns lust as thoughtcrime also prescribes a remedy—and it’s to tear out your own leering eyes, not bar women from public spaces.
But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; it is better for you to lose one of your members than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Holy fuck, the Bible is fucked up, man. No amount of slasher films can compete with this level of crazy
forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
not bar women from public spaces.
This isn’t barring women from public places, it’s a private establishment for men only. I think people are mainly upset about it because of how they pitched it.
If they just pitched it as a men only gym without any other reason, this probably wouldn’t be post worthy.
There are plenty of women only gyms within a 30 minute drive of where I used to live (a more metro area). Nothing to care about.
krashmo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This is a dumb response to the issue but some people, both men and women, do show up to the gym in outfits that are viewed as inappropriate in a vast majority of other places. It’s not terribly difficult to keep your attention focused elsewhere but it is understandable that some want to be able to get in a work out without other people’s asses in their face on a constant basis.
I’m sure most of Lemmy will call that opinion prudish or something similar but everyone is entitled to their own thoughts on stuff like that. It’s true that fashion is a personal choice but I don’t see why you would want to do things you know will make others uncomfortable either.
Barley_Man@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Those new popular female gym shorts that look like they vacuum sealed their ass with a seam going deep into the buttcrack. I really do think that’s a bit much. “Just let women wear what they want” yes I agree. That’s why I built a home gym instead.
monketman82@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sounds like you’ve been studying those shorts real hard…
proudblond@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I tend to agree with you, but then I remember the convo I had with my mother-in-law about why trans people had to wear clothing that affirmed their gender when it made her uncomfortable…
WTF, I can’t even. I just avoid talking to her as much as possible at this point.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Different situations. She can’t force other people to dress differently to appease her, but if they make her uncomfortable (for whatever dumb reason) she’s allowed to avoid them.
But also different situations because sex drive is possibly the strongest biological drive that we have, so even if you’re not helpless against it your brain can be distracted in a way that it won’t get from gendered clothing.
I’m not religious or devoid of self control, or even interested in a relationship with a “gym girl”. But I would still wish the women at my gym chose to dress for function rather than to attract… whatever it is they want to attract. It gets tiresome.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
That’s the contradiction.
I think it’s lightly disturbing that young gals feel they must dress like their on a porn filming.
But if someone tries to forbid them doing it, I’d be down with the rest of everyone striking and rioting (that’s how they do it where I live) because if they want they should be absolutely able to dress however they want (that includes men too ofc).
So I guess education could be a thing, like it’s not bad to jog in a tshirt and shorts, don’t need to play dress-up for your personal hobbies.
🤷🏻♀️
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Hey if you dress like that, don’t mind me looking. You clearly like to show off and it works, it attracted my eyes. But I won’t stare or bother you.
It’s partly because I want to respect you and your boundaries, and how you look is not an invitation to bother you, but also because I’m looking for women (I actually am not, I have found someone already) who has more to offer than just good looks and doesn’t need to compensate shortcomings by showing off like that.
But don’t mind me looking at beautiful women showing off their body. Just not in a creepy or bothering way. But if you drive a sports car, especially when you chose the bright yellow option, it’s for a reason: Attentions and compensation and I’m not interested. There are also very comfortable (if not more comfortable) sports clothes that do not show off everything.
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I think it’s lightly disturbing that young gals feel they must dress like their on a porn filming.
It’s a gym they’re going to work out, it’s like being disturbed by people wearing swimsuits at the beach!
lps2@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
>I don’t see why you would want to do things you know will make others uncomfortable eithe
Because then what I can do is an ever shrinking pocket of appeasing others - fuck that
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I like working out with virtually no one there, glad I built a garage gym.
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I mean come on its the gym you get sweaty that’s why people wear less clothes! It’s like judging people at the beach for wearing a swimsuit that is inappropriate for an office!
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I agree it’s completely reasonable if some people would prefer sex segregated gyms. Women too of course.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Seriously. Who needs a jym when you have sexuality?
Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 2 weeks ago
We should congratulate them, it’s hard to be straight when you are that gay.
axx@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
“Sanctuary gyms for repressed gay men are booming”
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Aside from all the gay references here this is a real two edged sword. On one hand, get all these right wing misogynist asshats away from women in gyms. Otoh, this is just another recruiting ground and echo chamber for right wing redpill incel BS.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Can confirm.
I went to a dudebro gym. It was a fucking incel hive mind.
Half the encouragement was to “bang any bitch you want” and the other half was about reclaiming masculinity.
One guy kept talking about “fighting for our right for survival” like motherfucker, you’re a 6ft white dude. Chill.
If the gym doesn’t have a BLM/LGBT flag and a bunch of diversity, I don’t join.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
One guy kept talking about “fighting for our right for survival” like motherfucker, you’re a 6ft white dude. Chill.
The victim complex is real with these people. An ex’s brother-in-law is a hardcore right-winger and his wifi password was donttre@donme. Dude’s a white small town EC doc, and also a small business owner just so his practically-stay-at-home-mom wife has something to do instead of sitting around their 3-story house bored while their 3 blonde haired daughters are at private school. The type of person being least tread on
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’m fighting for my right for survival everyday, because I’m five fucking five and some of you tall fuckers like to put what I’m looking for above my eyesight. Seriously I’m glad my proportions are mildly fucked since I ended up with weirdly lanky arms so I can at least reach shit. Seriously who puts the top ramen on the aisle top shelf, that’s where the fucken weird ass Korean burn your asshole like your getting fucked by Ghost Rider shit is supposed to go.
whereitsat@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
men aren’t even allowed to work out together without having their sexuality questioned. god forbid we actually become–gasp–friends with each other! and if that happens, it’s apparently only to concoct right-wing plots and figure out clever ways to harass women.
meanwhile, a women’s only space is supposedly heaven on earth, even though they’ll all be gossiping and backstabbing each other for no reason.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ok. you blatantly disregarded the context of this post in order to make it some gender-war post about bros who just wanna be bros. That’s stupid.
The title is, just in case you can’t read:
Men-Only Gyms Trying To Protect Christian Men From Lust Get Brutally Ridiculed
So we are OBVIOUSLY not discussing workout buddies, or gym friendships, or even y’know, if gay dudes like going to the gym, which nobody is saying can’t happen. But you went and redpilled it as a war against men because women have spaces away from men exactly because of the kind of men in the article.
Seleni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ahem. From the article:
This is what Hambrecht and Parsons are doing with their male-only gyms. They’re spreading conspiracies about morality and traditional marriage that cast women as dangerous. They’re promoting men rising up as warrior-kings who are ready to fight evil, and they’re getting rid of women who they claim are ruining everything.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh, do fuck off.
Katana314@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What I don’t get is, the space addressing “censorship in media” is often ultra conservative. How on earth does that gooner crowd reconcile with spaces that are “Anti-sexuality”?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You know who else has men-only gyms? The Taliban!
PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Something tells me there will still be plenty of lust.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Grindr hotspot.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m sure they display a big anatomically correct Jesus on a cross right over a bench press, all sweaty and ripped in a tiny loin cloth. His cum gutters all glittering in the light with a look of pain on his face that wouldn’t be out of place in an S&M club.
Seriously though, why does every gym have that one guy who only wears “Christ is King” tshirts and backpacks? My guy even leaves bibles out on top of his parked bicycle. I’m tempted to go in only wearing Satanic Temple shirts to openly mock him.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
This is just the Emperor of Mankind from 40k lmao.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m tempted to go in only wearing Satanic Temple shirts to openly mock him.
do it
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Can you edit the post to the original link, OP?
SoupBrick@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Me looking lovingly (Brotherly) at my fellow Lifter In Christ (above the waistline) after signing the “I Swear I Am Not Gay and ONLY Like Women” Covenant.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
As the next words out of his mouth are “now get down on your knees”
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Eww, what a mess
trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
So it’s the “A fascist worked out today, have you?” gym.
pyre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
famously none of them are gay
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rick Pidcock
That is not a real name
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
axx@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
>In a sweeping investigation of the music of megachurches and political rallies, a journalist asks: How did songs beloved by white evangelicals become the soundtrack of Christian supremacy’s war on democracy?
Okay that looks genuinely interesting
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Okay that makes it even more funny
Sh0ckw4ve@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This man has two dicks in him
Zannsolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lots of definitely not gay stuff is going to be happening there. Gay dudes with a thing for closeted guys are going to have a field day.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel!lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Christian dudes going to an all-male gym? Oh, you better believe they be lusting.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They’re either super gay or someone needs to check their hard drives.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Giving your best bro a BJ will help protect him from sinful thoughts.
AgentBigCactus@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s sad that seeking out like minded people who share your values and hobbies is to be mocked. Men go, create a gym for other guys to enjoy a space where they can work on themselves and not to oggle women is a bad thing?
dismay3915@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dude I don’t care about anything, but seriously, working out in all-men gyms just boosts your workouts by so much. No distractions, no need to get shy, surrounded by pure testostrone, you can take your shirt off, go wild, gorilla monke mode.
Girls are too cute and sweet and I really don’t feel comfortable going ape shit in a mixed gym.
I will work out at men only gyms for the rest of my life.
Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are gay gyms new? That can’t be new.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Won’t somebody think about the lusty christian men?
shweddy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Theyre gonna learn a lot about themselves
db2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
… with their socks on of course.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Gyms are becoming breeding grounds for white supremacists and the proud boys. Probably more about indoctrination than learning.
VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
What’s funny is they complain about gender change hormones but shoot tons of testosterone in their thighs because they are too afraid to become feminine.
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A gym is the only place a Christian ever tried to recruit me for his Bible study group.
Master@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The lead tainted protein powder doesnt help, im sure.
We are all just one stroke or lead poisoning away from be racist assholes.
M137@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
They already know and being in that environment will only make their hatred, which is projected as hatred of lgbtq+ but is actually self hatred, even stronger.