Colonel_Panic_
@Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org
- Comment on The sneaky Socialist plot. 6 days ago:
They came up with the craziest and most diabolical campaign strategy we’ve seen in decades. Doing things that people actually want. Bold move Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
How does he feel about it? He’s been awfully quiet on the matter.
- Comment on Painful to recover from 1 week ago:
Am I the only husband that truly values and loves my wife’s brain and mind and intelligence and spirit and soul and kindness more than just a body?
Bodies are fleeting. Fall in love with the person, not the flesh-mech-suit.
- Comment on Painful to recover from 1 week ago:
The intelligence is stored in the boobs.
- Comment on Local Walmart just installed cameras in the aisles… 2 weeks ago:
You are thinking too small.
I’m going to steal all the Walmart stores.
- Comment on Indeed and Glassdoor and linkedin 2 weeks ago:
Better than YouTwitFaceTok
- Comment on Doesn't add up 2 weeks ago:
The USA is just 3 Corporations in a trench coat. And corporations are just pyramid schemes.
People will lose their minds if you suggest giving someone medical care for free, but they keep ignoring all the landlords and CEOs and private equity groups and all the middlemen extracting the vast majority of all the wealth out, while also contributing the absolute least.
The fact that we have a system where one person works every waking minute of their life and still can’t afford basic food and housing and another person sits around all day on their 3rd yacht sipping one of a kind wines and rakes in billions is insanity.
- Comment on 'Starvation Wages' at Giant US Corporations Force Workers to Seek Taxpayer-Funded Aid 3 weeks ago:
Or bombing kids, or being grifted away, or funding a gestapo, or starting another new war…
All that is fine, but don’t you dare help a common person!!!
- Comment on Thirsty much? 3 weeks ago:
We should congratulate them, it’s hard to be straight when you are that gay.
- Comment on Goodnight mum *shakes hand* 4 weeks ago:
Smoked what?
- Comment on Old but gud 4 weeks ago:
If thou dost bringeth thy flute, thee canst play a vicious mockery tune at them.
- Comment on Old but gud 5 weeks ago:
Be the change you want to see in the world!
- Comment on Old but gud 5 weeks ago:
You showing up to work:
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 5 weeks ago:
That’s good that your bean never falls off.
- Comment on Would it be better to just have a lot of society be underground? 1 month ago:
I yearn to live in the mines.
- Comment on Bill to raise minimum wage to $25 an hour will be introduced in Senate 1 month ago:
That part. Exactly. We pay for estimated value, they should.
1 trillion net worth (even if all made up) should pay the taxes on that full amount just like we do.
If I earn 100k dollars, half that goes to taxes. How come Peelon can earn 100billion and gets all the benefits thereof and doesn’t pay half in taxes?
In theory 50k from my taxes should be in the tax bank and 50 billion from his. Instead I payed 50k and he paid maybe 5k.
- Comment on She really was 1 month ago:
Hehe. A rawr. Hehehe. Rawwwr.
- Comment on Bill to raise minimum wage to $25 an hour will be introduced in Senate 1 month ago:
Would that be the $ cap of what you can contribute each year? I think it is like $5k per year now maybe? Something like that. I think it went up recently. 7k?
I’m curious as to how or why that would actually help though, because I think you can open multiple 401ks, right? So you could just open 10 of them.
But yes, any MATH that makes it so you can’t just exploit the hell out of the system by virtue of just having lots of money already.
The big issue is that there are tons of loopholes and exploitable things in all our systems (many are intentionally put in for the rich to use). Whatever laws or regulations or systems you don’t has to be fair and all that.
One glaring issue is that the billionaire class is so wealthy they aren’t even playing the same game as us anymore. They don’t pay taxes because they can stop “earning income” in the traditional sense and it’s all sorts of leveraged forecast market value stock and asset bullshit. I mean, “money” is made up too, but they are outside “money” and deal with “theoretical money” and thus escape all forms of taxes and fair share stuff.
I’ve always wondered if the answer is doing away with “income tax” entirely (it’s a racket anyway) and having a much higher “sales tax” on everything.
Let them have billions, but they pay the tax when they buy something like the rest of us do.
I dunno. I’m tired of overthinking it. Maybe the better option is to eat them.
- Comment on Bill to raise minimum wage to $25 an hour will be introduced in Senate 1 month ago:
That and I feel like it should also have some tie to each business. Like the top salary+benefits in your company can only be 10x the lowest or some ratio. 1,000,000,000 : 1 is WILD that we all just keep going along with that and it’s like, well yeah, the CEO works harder than you so he earns more.
He works a MILLION times harder than me? He works a BILLION times harder than me? Are you sure about that!? By what metrics?
- Comment on [politics] ya but, at least Juneteenth still lives! herp-a-derp! 1 month ago:
Guess the racists and MAGAs can become better after all. Cost is cheap, results are immediate.
- Comment on Do people really give a shit on what a US President wear? I just see from time to time that they bring up the Tan Suit Incident with Obama. What is or was the big deal? I slept since then. 2 months ago:
Exactly.
I’m so damn tired of seeing comments like “why do you keep complaining about Trump, but you didn’t complain so much about Biden?” As if that’s even a legitimate question.
Because that dumbass pedo is destroying our country, looting all the coffers, pissing our allies off, starting wars, increasing costs of living and just generally fucking everything up for ALL OF US!!! Biden was too old and didn’t do as much as I’d have liked, but goddammit don’t even pretend they are equally bad. They aren’t in the same ballpark, they aren’t even the same sport.
These MAGA morons sound like “why are you screaming because I stabbed you in the chest with a knife, but you didn’t complain when Joe gave you a paper cut?”
WTF!
- Comment on He's an arborist 2 months ago:
Wrap all the way around that and down to the tree roots and back around and up to the top branches. To be sure.
- Comment on 👴☝️I did that 2 months ago:
They stopped making them out of gasoline.
- Comment on holy moley 4 months ago:
I’m confused, how does one shoot guillotines at someone?
- Comment on holy moley 4 months ago:
“Comply” with 3 conflicting orders being screamed at you behind masks.
Get shot anyway.
- Comment on holy moley 4 months ago:
Do you expect them to hand deliver mail and then also knock like a primitive with their hands?
- Comment on holy moley 4 months ago:
Better than Shoot Loops.
- Comment on 4 months ago:
A 300 million dollar mansion for one person. A 1.2 billion dollar prison complex for a few hundred people . Everyone else is homeless and lives under a bridge.
- Comment on "Any update is a bonus not a right": Peak co-developer Landfall reminds impatient fans it's not a live-service studio 4 months ago:
Watched friend fall to their death and it was extra funny because their sudden scream and then silence.
10/10 would play again.
- Comment on "Any update is a bonus not a right": Peak co-developer Landfall reminds impatient fans it's not a live-service studio 4 months ago:
Peak has been an incredibly fun game and WELL worth the price even if they never released any updates at all ever again.
But not only is the game fun and cheap to buy, but has a lot of replay potential and the devs release new updates and biomes and items and mechanics and even silly stuff like this April fools and the bbno$ concert thing. It’s been a blast playing off and on as the game evolves.
I can’t imagine how anyone could still complain after all that.
