Colonel_Panic_
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- Comment on 'Starvation Wages' at Giant US Corporations Force Workers to Seek Taxpayer-Funded Aid 1 week ago:
Or bombing kids, or being grifted away, or funding a gestapo, or starting another new war…
All that is fine, but don’t you dare help a common person!!!
- Comment on Thirsty much? 1 week ago:
We should congratulate them, it’s hard to be straight when you are that gay.
- Comment on Goodnight mum *shakes hand* 1 week ago:
Smoked what?
- Comment on Old but gud 1 week ago:
If thou dost bringeth thy flute, thee canst play a vicious mockery tune at them.
- Comment on Old but gud 2 weeks ago:
Be the change you want to see in the world!
- Comment on Old but gud 2 weeks ago:
You showing up to work:
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 2 weeks ago:
That’s good that your bean never falls off.
- Comment on Would it be better to just have a lot of society be underground? 3 weeks ago:
I yearn to live in the mines.
- Comment on Bill to raise minimum wage to $25 an hour will be introduced in Senate 4 weeks ago:
That part. Exactly. We pay for estimated value, they should.
1 trillion net worth (even if all made up) should pay the taxes on that full amount just like we do.
If I earn 100k dollars, half that goes to taxes. How come Peelon can earn 100billion and gets all the benefits thereof and doesn’t pay half in taxes?
In theory 50k from my taxes should be in the tax bank and 50 billion from his. Instead I payed 50k and he paid maybe 5k.
- Comment on She really was 4 weeks ago:
Hehe. A rawr. Hehehe. Rawwwr.
- Comment on Bill to raise minimum wage to $25 an hour will be introduced in Senate 4 weeks ago:
Would that be the $ cap of what you can contribute each year? I think it is like $5k per year now maybe? Something like that. I think it went up recently. 7k?
I’m curious as to how or why that would actually help though, because I think you can open multiple 401ks, right? So you could just open 10 of them.
But yes, any MATH that makes it so you can’t just exploit the hell out of the system by virtue of just having lots of money already.
The big issue is that there are tons of loopholes and exploitable things in all our systems (many are intentionally put in for the rich to use). Whatever laws or regulations or systems you don’t has to be fair and all that.
One glaring issue is that the billionaire class is so wealthy they aren’t even playing the same game as us anymore. They don’t pay taxes because they can stop “earning income” in the traditional sense and it’s all sorts of leveraged forecast market value stock and asset bullshit. I mean, “money” is made up too, but they are outside “money” and deal with “theoretical money” and thus escape all forms of taxes and fair share stuff.
I’ve always wondered if the answer is doing away with “income tax” entirely (it’s a racket anyway) and having a much higher “sales tax” on everything.
Let them have billions, but they pay the tax when they buy something like the rest of us do.
I dunno. I’m tired of overthinking it. Maybe the better option is to eat them.
- Comment on Bill to raise minimum wage to $25 an hour will be introduced in Senate 5 weeks ago:
That and I feel like it should also have some tie to each business. Like the top salary+benefits in your company can only be 10x the lowest or some ratio. 1,000,000,000 : 1 is WILD that we all just keep going along with that and it’s like, well yeah, the CEO works harder than you so he earns more.
He works a MILLION times harder than me? He works a BILLION times harder than me? Are you sure about that!? By what metrics?
- Comment on [politics] ya but, at least Juneteenth still lives! herp-a-derp! 5 weeks ago:
Guess the racists and MAGAs can become better after all. Cost is cheap, results are immediate.
- Comment on Do people really give a shit on what a US President wear? I just see from time to time that they bring up the Tan Suit Incident with Obama. What is or was the big deal? I slept since then. 1 month ago:
Exactly.
I’m so damn tired of seeing comments like “why do you keep complaining about Trump, but you didn’t complain so much about Biden?” As if that’s even a legitimate question.
Because that dumbass pedo is destroying our country, looting all the coffers, pissing our allies off, starting wars, increasing costs of living and just generally fucking everything up for ALL OF US!!! Biden was too old and didn’t do as much as I’d have liked, but goddammit don’t even pretend they are equally bad. They aren’t in the same ballpark, they aren’t even the same sport.
These MAGA morons sound like “why are you screaming because I stabbed you in the chest with a knife, but you didn’t complain when Joe gave you a paper cut?”
WTF!
- Comment on He's an arborist 1 month ago:
Wrap all the way around that and down to the tree roots and back around and up to the top branches. To be sure.
- Comment on 👴☝️I did that 2 months ago:
They stopped making them out of gasoline.
- Comment on holy moley 3 months ago:
I’m confused, how does one shoot guillotines at someone?
- Comment on holy moley 3 months ago:
“Comply” with 3 conflicting orders being screamed at you behind masks.
Get shot anyway.
- Comment on holy moley 3 months ago:
Do you expect them to hand deliver mail and then also knock like a primitive with their hands?
- Comment on holy moley 3 months ago:
Better than Shoot Loops.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
A 300 million dollar mansion for one person. A 1.2 billion dollar prison complex for a few hundred people . Everyone else is homeless and lives under a bridge.
- Comment on "Any update is a bonus not a right": Peak co-developer Landfall reminds impatient fans it's not a live-service studio 3 months ago:
Watched friend fall to their death and it was extra funny because their sudden scream and then silence.
10/10 would play again.
- Comment on "Any update is a bonus not a right": Peak co-developer Landfall reminds impatient fans it's not a live-service studio 3 months ago:
Peak has been an incredibly fun game and WELL worth the price even if they never released any updates at all ever again.
But not only is the game fun and cheap to buy, but has a lot of replay potential and the devs release new updates and biomes and items and mechanics and even silly stuff like this April fools and the bbno$ concert thing. It’s been a blast playing off and on as the game evolves.
I can’t imagine how anyone could still complain after all that.
- Comment on Having to work during the apocalypse sucks 3 months ago:
Updating tickets and all the other bs red tape seems to be the ONLY part of office work that AI hasn’t infected yet and it’s the only part I wouldn’t mind letting AI do, because it doesn’t matter and no one reads it.
Let me write code and let AI write all the paperwork and approve the paperwork and go to meetings.
- Comment on Theoretically speaking, if one wanted to sail the seas while being not very tech savvy – is using a VPN (Mullvad) enough? I would never, of course… but theoretically? 4 months ago:
Maybe a parrot and a few cannons too.
- Comment on What do you think might happen if Luigi Mangione isnt found guilty? 4 months ago:
I’m not convinced he killed the first. The pictures they showed as evidence looked like completely different people, his backpack was lighter than his clothes in one, then darker than his clothes in another.
Then they “caught him” at a restaurant with a backpack full of all the most convenient evidence days later.
Weird. If I did that I sure wouldn’t be hanging out in restaurants DAYS later still toting around all the evidence just for the luls.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
This guy Bibles.
- Comment on Happy Monday, everyone! 9 months ago:
Same. 5 full years WFH and honestly work was enjoyable AND I got so much more actual work done.
But we gotta RTO now because uhhhh… Reasons!
I get nothing done anymore and I’m just frustrated all day and all my time is utterly wasted. No time to get work done, no time to get home chores done, constantly exhausted from the pace of running back and forth to meetings and driving all over the place wasting time and gasoline.
So glad I burned a gallon of gasoline into the air and wasted an hour to move my ass from a comfy chair at home on a teams call to a less comfy chair in a different building with a worse desk to join a teams call. Productivity!!!
- Comment on It's official: EA is going private. 9 months ago:
I downloaded every EA game ever made and I don’t even want to play any of them. I have the files imprisoned on my computer, forever. Bwahahaha!
- Comment on Frankenbeans 10 months ago:
Typical parent.
