Colonel_Panic_
@Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Yeah, it would be nice if vasectomies stopped periods.
- Comment on why i love my country 1 week ago:
Pedophile in Chief.
- Comment on Because of Trump, is it now open for someone with a criminal background to hold the office? 2 weeks ago:
Even better. We don’t have to obey that silly constitution or the amendments or our laws anymore. No more pesky rules.
The actual serious answer is that we’ve always had a corrupt and unlawful and unjust and unfair system. It’s kinda its whole deal. He just did it openly, brazenly, mockingly and 100x worse and more often than anyone in the past. Bro said hold my beers.
The orange turd is a symptom, not the disease.
The actual disease is the machine that tricked 70+ million people to vote to throw 99.999% of us under the bus to give immense benefits to the .001%.
It’s really nothing new. Same cancer, but it’s probably stage 3 or 4 now.
- Comment on The electric boogaloo 2 weeks ago:
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS, CARL!
- Comment on What can I put on a street lamp to stop the light in one direction? 4 weeks ago:
Light readings.
- Comment on Management never understands 5 weeks ago:
The huge irony is I only pretend to work at the office, at home I actually worked and not only didn’t mind it, I enjoyed it.
In office work is 99.999% performative fluff, but that’s exactly what “management” as a department is, so that’s why they think that’s what work is.
- Comment on me irl 1 month ago:
And because SO many people can’t seem to wrap their heads around this concept and keep shouting their ignorance at us I feel the need to constantly yell back at them:
Anti-Zionism is NOT being anti-Semitic or hating Jews or hating the PEOPLE.
Anti-Nazism is NOT being anti-German or hating Germans or hating the PEOPLE.
Anti-Fascism is NOT being anti people or races or religions or literally ANYTHING except the politics/philosophy/actions/behaviors/hate/control/abuse that is fascism.
We are literally ONLY protesting the genocides, the murder of innocent people, the bombing of civilian areas, the abuse and horric conditions, the hate, the racism, the fear mongering, the lies, the gaslighting, the violence. WE ONLY WANT PEACE FFS!!! STOP CALLING US RACIST FOR WANTING CEASEFIRES!!!
- Comment on I just want a seat, why do so many places not have them 2 months ago:
- Comment on Minimum wage isn't survivable anymore 2 months ago:
Back in my day I could go to the corner store and get chips and a soda and a magazine and whatever I wanted. Now they have security cameras.
- Comment on Minimum wage isn't survivable anymore 2 months ago:
Minimum Wage isn’t even livable!
Uses DOUBLE the minimum wage and it STILL isn’t livable
- Comment on Dwarf Fortress' creator says the industry's in shambles over AI and layoff-happy CEOs: 'Everyone I know, their bosses are slowly getting psychosis' 2 months ago:
Great points, we had a strong Q2 and our projections show a very strong Q3 as well, but we don’t want to split our focus too much with all the market uncertainty. Remember, there is no I in team, but there is an I in Key Performance Indicators. So make sure you are moving the needle and let’s keep our bandwidth high so we can finish strong. I sent everyone an email and a DM and a voicemail and a paper letter with a printed QR code. Don’t forget to use that to fill out the feedback survey by EOW.
- Comment on Dwarf Fortress' creator says the industry's in shambles over AI and layoff-happy CEOs: 'Everyone I know, their bosses are slowly getting psychosis' 2 months ago:
Absolutely, if I can just chime in here and address the elephant in the room, we really have to focus on the low hanging fruit and leverage our KPIs to really drive home any wins. From a 30,000ft view it looks like we have synergy and alignment here, but if we zoom in we can see that there are nothing but roadblocks and pain points with our holistic approach. I propose we circle back and try to realign our core competencies and remember what really made us a rock star team in the first place.
- Comment on Forty hours, one life... 2 months ago:
Except that everyone HATES working for capitalism, whether they realize it or not, and we all ABSOLUTELY need a job for reasons like survival.
I’d much rather spend my time working hard for something where I actually get to keep the value of my labors. As it is now I create millions of worth for the capitalists to extract (steal) from me and I get enough to not die. Neat… Who the hell wants this? Why do so many people keep defending capitalism when everyone is getting scammed and 99% of their profit stolen from them and funnelled up the pyramid scheme to a shareholder.
- Comment on Park benches don't "open" until 10am 2 months ago:
Capitalism requires there to be a threat of what happens if you “don’t work hard enough” or don’t play ball with those in power. Nevermind that most homeless people aren’t that way due to laziness or anything they did wrong, just unlucky situations or medical debt or being laid off at an inconvenient time or something.
It would be far cheaper to our country to have free housing, UBI, universal healthcare and social programs everywhere than what we are doing now, but what we are doing now makes about 1,000 people INSANELY wealthy at the expense of the other 342,000,000 people in the country, so that’s what we keep doing for some stupid reason.
Maybe one day everyone will wake up and stop enabling systems that create this shithole.
- Comment on Cannot tell you how many times I have asked this question 2 months ago:
Bro did not skip neck day.
- Comment on The sneaky Socialist plot. 2 months ago:
They came up with the craziest and most diabolical campaign strategy we’ve seen in decades. Doing things that people actually want. Bold move Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
How does he feel about it? He’s been awfully quiet on the matter.
- Comment on Painful to recover from 2 months ago:
Am I the only husband that truly values and loves my wife’s brain and mind and intelligence and spirit and soul and kindness more than just a body?
Bodies are fleeting. Fall in love with the person, not the flesh-mech-suit.
- Comment on Painful to recover from 2 months ago:
The intelligence is stored in the boobs.
- Comment on Local Walmart just installed cameras in the aisles… 2 months ago:
You are thinking too small.
I’m going to steal all the Walmart stores.
- Comment on Indeed and Glassdoor and linkedin 3 months ago:
Better than YouTwitFaceTok
- Comment on Doesn't add up 3 months ago:
The USA is just 3 Corporations in a trench coat. And corporations are just pyramid schemes.
People will lose their minds if you suggest giving someone medical care for free, but they keep ignoring all the landlords and CEOs and private equity groups and all the middlemen extracting the vast majority of all the wealth out, while also contributing the absolute least.
The fact that we have a system where one person works every waking minute of their life and still can’t afford basic food and housing and another person sits around all day on their 3rd yacht sipping one of a kind wines and rakes in billions is insanity.
- Comment on 'Starvation Wages' at Giant US Corporations Force Workers to Seek Taxpayer-Funded Aid 3 months ago:
Or bombing kids, or being grifted away, or funding a gestapo, or starting another new war…
All that is fine, but don’t you dare help a common person!!!
- Comment on Thirsty much? 3 months ago:
We should congratulate them, it’s hard to be straight when you are that gay.
- Comment on Goodnight mum *shakes hand* 3 months ago:
Smoked what?
- Comment on Old but gud 3 months ago:
If thou dost bringeth thy flute, thee canst play a vicious mockery tune at them.
- Comment on Old but gud 3 months ago:
Be the change you want to see in the world!
- Comment on Old but gud 3 months ago:
You showing up to work:
- Comment on How often is normal to masturbate? 3 months ago:
That’s good that your bean never falls off.
- Comment on Would it be better to just have a lot of society be underground? 3 months ago:
I yearn to live in the mines.
