NGL that’s a pretty cool shirt and cap tho
Old but gud
Submitted 4 days ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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riskiedingo@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 days ago
I would dress like a kid if they made the cool kids designs in large adult sizes. They have all the best shit. The mens section is a sea of drab, lifeless bullshit.
Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 4 days ago
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
Wtf happen to hie nose
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Just how bad were you before you bought it?
Hueristic_Autistic@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I’m the exact opposite. Always have been. Everyone has always tried to get me to, “Find my style,” bitch please! My style is nice and boring heather gray, solid black, forest green and gray t-shirts with a pocket, pain relaxed fit wrangler jeans or cargo shorts that go below the knee for biking or to longer events that I don’t want to feel the wind on my knees or exposed in.
Also, when you bike as a dude when you wear something like 6" to 8" inseam for shorts, you’re gonna either be wearing something skin tight where your balls are up against the shorts and I’ve always wondered if there’s a sports cup at play or feel like you’re wearing boxers. Maybe that’s just me. 10" inseam is the shortest I can go and yeah I know I have autism but I can’t relax with anything shorter.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I dress like a background character in a cartoon. Less time thinking about my outfit means more time to do literally anything else.
greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
I’ve worn 5" inseam running shorts for mountain biking sometimes. It’s not so bad bus sometimes you bounce your knee/thigh off the top tube and that can leave a bruise. I usually wear 7" inseam tho.
There are some cycling bibs that have better ball comfort, they will excentuate your package.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
I wear colorful men’s clothes. Fun designs on things like short sleeve button shirts in the summer (Hawaiian shirts and similar things), fun sweaters in the winter.
Even my office wear usually has a splash of personality, with the amount of subtlety appropriate for the setting: suits or jackets with interesting textures and weave patterns, neckties with interesting designs, a bright color on my socks. Some settings allow for a bit more expression, and other choices can be more adventurous if you prefer, including intentionally contrasting choices in glasses, watches, shoes, other accessories. Even a pair of headphones can be a fashion accessory, although it is true that women seem to be able to pull that off better.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
I mean, SpongeBob’s outfit is khaki shorts, a black belt, high white socks, a white short sleeve button down, and a tie. The men’s section absolutely has all of that.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 days ago
To clarify, I mean a Spongebob themed outfit. Graphic T, graphic pants, themed shoes and socks. I see a lot of these complete outfit sets in the kids section and I’m always kinda jealous.
pewpew@feddit.it 4 days ago
I unironically want the Autism t-shirt
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Its a shame the metallica logo is so good…
blarghly@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Question: what is a less autism summer outfit for a guy?
Inb4 “You can also wear a summer dress” - no. I don’t want to.
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Hoimo@ani.social 4 days ago
What, a shirt and khaki shorts? Or are the beautiful blond curls part of the outfit?
RidderSport@feddit.org 4 days ago
Linen shirts and trousers
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Browse through the summer look book of a designer you like. Ralph Lauren, or maybe Drakes are pretty inoffensive and safe bets for a classic look. Both are expensive brands, but you’re only buying inspiration anyway.
My own personal advice, for what it’s worth. Not inclusive of all social situations, but…
If they’re long pants, they’re linen. If they’re short pants, shorter inseams look a little more fashionable than knee length cargo shorts.
If they’re long sleeves, they’re linen. If they’re short sleeves, then something that has a collar.
Shoes are of the boat variety, or sandals.
My uncle says men should never show their bare legs or feet in public, though you should probably decide that for yourself.
mr_satan@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Bold of you to assume I’ve heard of any designer or even know what a summer look book is supposed to be (I guess the name is quite self explanatory).
MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 4 days ago
My mild take is that there’s nothing wrong with that outfit.
You could probably do a non-tshirt top, like a breezy short sleeve button down or more relaxed top. Maybe non khaki colored shorts, but it’s fine as is.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Nothing stopping y’all from dressing like the person on the left.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 days ago
My frame and lack of utility in the outfit is
pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 3 days ago
Yeah, doesnt have a single pocket.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
But I want to dress like the one on the right :'(
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Rock on!
JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 days ago
Reading this with a passion flower in my hair on my way to a tiki party.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Need that hat
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 3 days ago
What is this? Germany in 2026?
harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
As a man, I like this arrangement better than the other way around.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
But men in pretty frocks look good … everyone should wear them.
Plus, they’re better than shorts and t-shirt for keeping cool :-)
Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 days ago
I look at women and they’re so well dressed in so many different and interesting styles. When i look at men they are dressed very plain usually “badly dressed” the ones the are well dressed rarely have an interesting style.
I am thinking more about clothes these days because I want a dress style that i find interesting and I struggle to find the mens equivalent what I see in womens clothing.
Ive never gone to a clothing store and seen wizard robes or anything cool.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 days ago
No one stopping you from wearing a dress
Anyway
Never seen a cape
Can we normalize capes again?, like cmon! This is so cool: Image
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 3 days ago
I live where we have 3 seasons of summer and about 1.5 months of hoodie weather. There was a freeze and actual snow! spouse took a hoodie, other ones were dirty. I took my wool blanket, folded it in half, and used 3 safety pins to hold it in my shoulders. It looked like this
But in dark gray with sweater, jeans, and my tan work boots. I felt damn cool and people were checking me out. Live your dreams!
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 days ago
I like this, but you can be spotted a mile away.
Always wear a gillie suit.
BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 4 days ago
A summer cape, a pair of undies and nothing else?
umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
you could probably get away with ponchos.
Hapankaali@lemmy.world 4 days ago
It’s an interesting phenomenon, because throughout most of human history it was men who wore (if they could) flamboyant outfits, while women tended to be more demurely dressed. Sexually dimorphic species (ducks, peacocks, etc.) are often similar, with males having vibrant colours. What changed, and why? I’m sure some sociologist has thought of an answer.
Signed, plainly dressed man.
Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 4 days ago
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 4 days ago
BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 4 days ago
I think the reason is as simple as flamboyant outfits being easily available.
Two hundred years ago, a flamboyant outfit indicated you did minimum manual work. As that’d destroy the drip, and it was also quite expensive. While commoners would wear often brown/grey work outfits.
It’s the same reasons for why it used to be in to be white/pale, as that indicated you’d stay inside all day rather than working the fields. Now it’s in to be tan, as that indicates you’re able to sunbath rather than work in an office all day long
MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com 4 days ago
Wisdom Kaye is a male model and he does great videos exploring a more diverse perspective on men’s fashion. It may not be exactly what I looking for, but it’s definitely a fresh new perspective compared to what I see in day to day male fashion.
glups@piefed.social 4 days ago
Would any of his outfits work on the orc body-type? Cuz that’s more or less what I’m working with
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Sure but like he said there’s the whole availability aspect. You go to a kohls, or a Walmart, goodwill even, you’ll see a load of different styles for women. Men get t shirts, shorts, and maybe a jacket
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 days ago
Autism is anything expressing non-normative personality or interests.
1984@lemmy.today 4 days ago
No, its that person who can’t read social signs at all… :)
vaionko@sopuli.xyz 4 days ago
I want that shirt not gonna lie
Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 days ago
The shorts should be cargo shorts, and he should be wearing sandals with socks too.
wador@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Where did you get the picture of me and my wife!?
deacon@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I look good.
I mean, I’m not like fashionable or anything, but I’m certainly not goofy.
Then why did I reply? - is a question I will be pondering thoughtfully and humbly for a bit.
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 4 days ago
Brod is looking dope.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 days ago
a warcraft 3 peon.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Men could look exaclty like the left one if people just stopped being a little baby about it.
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
vice versa
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 days ago
Yes, I’d love to see more men in frocks, please.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 days ago
It’s going to get so hot, we may end up needing to rethink some things.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 days ago
My ratios are pretty off to look exactly like the left. Body hair, too.
nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
psh just lacking effort bro beauty is pain
japemasterBrad@programming.dev 2 days ago
I reckon we all make a conserted effort, summer will be a breeze in that