Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on marble balls floating on water are nice sculptures. why doesn't the water squirt out like when you pinch a garden hose ? 18 hours ago:
Must be magic, like you’re thinking.
- Comment on How come they don't do a cooking show for poor or middle class people? Something that is under 10 bucks that will last a couple days and be great. 2 days ago:
Because no one watches cooking shows anymore.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 3 days ago:
With a mouse jiggler, you can control your status manually, even from your phone while you’re in bed. Away at five, Busy at nine, Available when I’m actually at the keyboard only if necessary.
- Comment on O hi 4 days ago:
They rounded down, she’s actually 9017 years old.
- Comment on Help a girl out? 1 week ago:
St Gumy
- Comment on Guy on a subway. Reading a book with a FAKE book cover 2 weeks ago:
Rub it.
- Comment on What? 2 weeks ago:
Who gives a shit, they’re both fairy tales.
- Comment on Kids were made to eat dog biscuits off the floor - pupils speak out after school abuse payouts 2 weeks ago:
This is America.
Oh, wait.
- Comment on In the US it's Father's Day weekend, so happy Father's Day not just to you American dads but to all you dads wherever you are. 3 weeks ago:
🎶
- Comment on Don't let your dreams be dreams! 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Data centers get tax breaks. Not you though. 4 weeks ago:
Well, that’s because they create jobs.
Oh ,wait.
- Comment on Water source water source water source! 5 weeks ago:
Well well ^well
- Comment on Be on the look out for Roy 5 weeks ago:
Damn. Duck law is really stuck in the stone ages.
- Comment on Load me up 5 weeks ago:
Fried mozzarella sticks are mostly cheese flavored air.
- Comment on indoor mushroom farming 5 weeks ago:
They shrink you down so you can see them up close, like Fantastic Voyage.
- Comment on Anon is incompatible 5 weeks ago:
Look at Mr. Two Dongles over here.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Not if you’re being paid to participate. Then it’s advertising.
- Comment on Be the problem money can't fix 1 month ago:
Does the artist think orca eyes are white?
- Comment on Starting a new side hustle 1 month ago:
TASL
- Comment on We're so back 2 months ago:
It treats humans for specific infectious diseases. Covid wasn’t one of them, and neither is hantavirus. If you don’t believe me, ask the Nobel winner you referenced.
It might work in a petri dish, it doesn’t work in the human body. Horses are bigger than humans.
It might work on Centaurs…
- Comment on Day 660 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 2 months ago:
The way to LASO is be doesn’t afraid of anything.
- Comment on Modern lies 2 months ago:
Can’t get past the religious schizo ride of a bottle.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 2 months ago:
Because the bacteria in your mouth thrive in dry conditions, and a majority of sleepers are mouth breathers. The bacteria in your mouth are what destroy your teeth and give you bad breath.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 2 months ago:
Yeah. It’s shower, shower, bath, shower. D’uh.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 2 months ago:
This makes no sense. Is a body not cleanest immediately after showering? Why would morning showerers not be wallowing in skin cells and oil all night as well?
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 2 months ago:
Weekly? Sure. But morning or night?
- Comment on Potata Salad 2 months ago:
Sounds like Ebensburg. They don’t have civilization there yet.
- Comment on Not a good sign 2 months ago:
So close to getting it right with Merman Heckville
- Comment on Giant Drake ice sculpture in downtown Toronto is getting hosed down because fans were lighting fires to melt it. 2 months ago:
I know it’s the keyhole on a chest in that first photo, but damned if it doesn’t look like a dragons penis graffiti.
- Comment on New strat about to happen 🚨 2 months ago:
It’s Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.