Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on Hot in the car today 1 day ago:
Faithful flatulence.
- Comment on Misunderstood the assignment… 1 day ago:
Mommy has no nose, it’s okay.
- Comment on Bookmark 4 days ago:
This is cute! I have an unrelated question though.
Why is the authors name so much bigger than the title of the book on the cover?
- Comment on Parasitology 1 week ago:
TIL RFK Jr is a cricket.
- Comment on Yet exactly the same 1 week ago:
Chinloose
- Comment on Someone give me money so I can find out 3 weeks ago:
Literally.
- Comment on Chairposting 3 weeks ago:
Hmm, based on a true story or inspired by real events?
- Comment on Cardinals most likely to be the pope 3 weeks ago:
Not a true cardinal either.
- Comment on Just a pic of two besties 3 weeks ago:
You know what you gotta do here, Indiana Jones.
- Comment on What is this for? (Wrong answers only) 3 weeks ago:
Custom bidet for washing the taint paint off.
- Comment on Immigrants From Around the Country Keep Getting Detained in Louisiana. It’s No Coincidence. 4 weeks ago:
So these prisons already use prisoner labor to process beef cattle. I imagine next will be planting and picking fruit and veg.
- Comment on Choose a number, 1-5! 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, longest tines wins.
- Comment on Things are about to finally change! 4 weeks ago:
Unelected judges?
- Comment on Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans 4 weeks ago:
Those look delicious! The lime wedges are keeping them posed for the photo, good idea photoguy.
- Comment on Chinese Factory Worker Can't Believe The Shit He Makes For Americans 4 weeks ago:
I use my two holders twice a week. It sucks building three perfect crunchy tacos and then they fall over and everything spills out.
- Comment on Eggus 5 weeks ago:
Hard to tell with potato quality screenshot inside a screenshot. They could have steamed the top a bit with some water in the pan and a lid. Hard to say, I haven’t cooked a yellow yolked egg in so long. Yolks are very…orangered now.
- Comment on Find a circle that is going places 5 weeks ago:
Daisy, and she’s a thirsty thirst trap. What’s the word for that?
- Comment on Next pope suggestion 5 weeks ago:
Me? Why are you pointing at me?
- Comment on Doggo of Theseus 1 month ago:
A heckin concern.
- Comment on Fallout 76 is currently testing the one thing that makes every game better: fishing 1 month ago:
It’s called fishing, not catching.
- Comment on Kenan Thompson On ‘SNL’ Future: “It Would Be Cool If I Never Left The Show” 1 month ago:
or whatever it is sketch comedians do for fun
Drugs.
- Comment on Hello, ladies! 1 month ago:
So you can see the Blackberry phone holster on their belts.
- Comment on Based on a true story 1 month ago:
I guess I was thrown when you said a loan for a used car was wild.
- Comment on Based on a true story 1 month ago:
0% for a used car?
- Comment on Based on a true story 1 month ago:
A car that is the current model year is “used” as long as it’s had an owner. That’s what these loans are for. You can’t even get a loan for cars past seven years old with most lenders.
- Comment on ‘Snow White’, Poisoned By Controversy At Box Office, Won’t Have A Happy Ending With $115M Loss: What Went Wrong 1 month ago:
Even a straight up copy/paste of the original animated film to live action would have been better.
- Comment on Ubi, it's $70 and people are vary of your mile wide puddles that drop 75% in price after half a year 2 months ago:
I think it’s wary, not weary.
- Comment on Porn button might actually be runner-up to Esc. 2 months ago:
Not technically a loophole. I’ll allow it.
- Comment on Porn button might actually be runner-up to Esc. 2 months ago:
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
I mixed up my phrasing on a shit post.
- Comment on Porn button might actually be runner-up to Esc. 2 months ago:
Is it though?