Tikiporch

@Tikiporch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tweet Dreams⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cities must absolutely wreck migratory birds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it so hard to tell kids the truth?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The shelf feels good pressed against butt cheeks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your thoughts on this?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep going, they’re good comparisons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your thoughts on this?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  These are great, thank you for putting them together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is it so hard to tell kids the truth?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Battlefield 6 players are crying out for a 'real' server browser, and it's about time we demanded the basic FPS feature that Call of Duty killed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Article about BF6: shows picture of BF2042.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Player Spends $32,000 on NBA 2K25 in Just Five Months⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He may break even if his content generates enough income. I almost applaud him for the effort, because publishers aren’t going to be straightforward with the amount you’d need to spend for a completionist. This is probably the only way to shed light on the problem, even if that wasn’t his intent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fr Lemmy really do be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t think Lemmy be like, but it do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A dedicated section in my Steam library⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t have any games to play?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you encountered this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tipping by percentage never made much sense to me. I order a coffee at a diner, the waitress only gets a 42 cent tip? She should get more if she has to carry a plate of food? She checks on me the same amount. That’s a five dollar tip at least.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lots. Especially if you include the ice in the soda! But yeah. Usually six to eight cups additional. My fridge meters out filtered water by quarter cup increments, so I can keep good track of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I single handedly killed it. I bought like seven two-liters a week for years, and I stopped last year when I switched to caffeine free diet bepis. Then Diet Rite gets cancelled. I’m sorry, guys!

  I liked diet rite because it mixed well with various flavored syrups (Monin), especially vanilla and cherry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I should call her.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  just a bit heavier than ours.

  How rude!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a yer now⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but slightly cheaper earbuds so you can also buy an xacto knife to cut these bad boys open.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Like a long distance boyfriend from Canada?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damm WaterCatholics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  East ass type shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Planet of the apes: Beginning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously, you don’t have black kids so you never had to worry about what would happen when the police roll up on your front lawn and your kids are playing with realistic water pistols.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I instantly forgot how to spell zookene.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get out of my head⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, optical illusions are a sure symptom of dementia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HOOOOONNNNKK-snewewewewwew⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We have mastered the method of making a post seem sarcastic and sincere at the same time. I don’t even think it’s conscious anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HOOOOONNNNKK-snewewewewwew⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To keep your head during sleep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smart option⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Must wink at waitstaff upon ordering. No refunds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Record scratch* freeze frame⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depending on how high the bird is, there’s a good chance a small critter like this would survive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gourmet chocolate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These anuses are all white.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microwave Intensifies⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember windsurfers? You put them on the single antenna of your old linsky router.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ROG Xbox Ally Is $700 And Xbox Ally X Is $1050⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have had good luck with the Portal since hardwiring the PS5, but the price needs to come down at least $50.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deserved honestly⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if you break this rule, THEY KILL YOU ON THE SPOT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a deep breath and think about it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think maybe you’re trying to be a jerk, but you keep calling them a pendant… Which is literally, not technically, a piece of jewelry that hangs from a chain worn around the neck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Guinea pig.