Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on me after my banana Runts were laced with fentanyl 6 days ago:
This is why I peel them first.
- Comment on Relatable :( 1 week ago:
Yeah, me too. I’ll settle for one measly million.
- Comment on I just don't have enough character 2 weeks ago:
You shouldn’t talk to us like we’re not mentally ill. It’s too encouraging.
- Comment on I just don't have enough character 2 weeks ago:
The X in the corner of the back dialog box. If a human made this, these dialog boxes would match completely. Why make two different ones when you can copy/paste?
- Comment on Got my guys house stuff and a whole new wardrobe 2 weeks ago:
Glass flasks are superior.
- Comment on I asked for a sign, *sigh* at least I got a sign 2 weeks ago:
How can the sun be on both sides of the home? From which binary system does this photo originate?
- Comment on Time keeps on slipping 3 weeks ago:
How can they be your brother and your son?
- Comment on Always interesting to see how it's done 3 weeks ago:
No, surely not. This young lady simply has the genetic disease called ILT (Impossibly Long Torso) and the gentleman has IF (Inscrutable Face).
- Comment on Cursed Seinfeld Episode 4 weeks ago:
He was a man. The Rabbi said so.
- Comment on Bet when you first looked at it you thought it was floating 5 weeks ago:
I didn’t, because I read the title first.
- Comment on All that I need 5 weeks ago:
Are non-fucking rams cheaper?
- Comment on Remember that time Amelia Bedelia was told to draw the curtains, so she literally sketched them on some paper? 5 weeks ago:
But did you ever get your curtain drawn?
- Comment on Stay hydrated 5 weeks ago:
Same but more pee.
Like a lot more. It’s not a linear relationship at that point.
- Comment on You never know! 5 weeks ago:
I stopped packing so much. Like the saying goes, “No matter where you go, there… 's a Walmart (or similar).”
- Comment on Don't give the people what they want 5 weeks ago:
I believe you meant to say tidillating.
- Comment on I know we're on something else right now but I just wanted to share that I'm making beans and corn 5 weeks ago:
This will be a shit post in 24-72 hours, baring some sort of urgent intestinal requirement.
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- Comment on Despair.jpeg 5 weeks ago:
The only way to fix this is through the salvation and everlasting love of tiddies.
- Comment on Morning routine 5 weeks ago:
All memes are dumb, but ours are dumbist.
- Comment on Raise your words 1 month ago:
🎶 Sing 🎶
- Comment on Hello there 1 month ago:
May Barry marry an aerial fairy, or will Larry carry his heavy dairy?
- Comment on American Dream ✨ 1 month ago:
Seems to me they’re paying for the medical care of random strangers.
Will there be a queue somewhere, or can I register online?
- Comment on ‘I feel invisible’: over-50s reveal harsh realities of trying to get a job 1 month ago:
For what it’s worth these days in the USA, this specifically is illegal in Colorado, Delaware, Oregon and NYC. That’s in addition to protections provided by the ADEA.
- Comment on ‘I feel invisible’: over-50s reveal harsh realities of trying to get a job 1 month ago:
Never put dates on the education part of your resume.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Eau…I see.
- Comment on Title 1 month ago:
No it isn’t.
- Comment on TELL ME 1 month ago:
I think it says Fender.
- Comment on Original reference image 1 month ago:
Tickling the ivories takes a dark turn.
- Comment on sell me your company with five words 1 month ago:
I am an absolute delight.
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 1 month ago:
Kinda seems like you answered your own question.
Don't give the people what they want