Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on I know 3 hours ago:
But Ye doesn’t know…
- Comment on Tasty Product 🍔 5 days ago:
Maybe McDonald’s CEO? Promoting a new meal there, he referred to the hamburger by saying “I love this product.”
- Comment on God bless the Midwest 6 days ago:
You got scammed. What fast food worker scans all those things in seperately?
- Comment on Me when I installed a game on Steam with only 150 downloads 1 week ago:
Maybe this is the state in which they found the image?
- Comment on Fully Modded Skyrim VR in Samsung Galaxy XR is Something Else 1 week ago:
Tid-ties
- Comment on When you realize trading your dog for this was a bad idea 1 week ago:
I traded my nun pig for a hobby pig. No upkeep, and I have an excuse to keep the sty in the back yard tidy.
- Comment on Just getting into a little bit of Troubles 2 weeks ago:
Zombies.
- Comment on Just getting into a little bit of Troubles 2 weeks ago:
An individual retirement account (IRA) is a tax-advantaged personal savings plan designed to help individuals save money for retirement. These accounts offer tax benefits, such as tax-deferred growth or tax-free withdrawals, depending on the type of IRA chosen. Unlike employer-sponsored 401(k)s, individuals typically open and manage IRAs on their own at a financial institution like a bank or brokerage. Anyone with earned income can open an IRA, even if they already have a workplace retirement plan.
- Comment on everyone agrees 3 weeks ago:
Indeed.
- Comment on everyone agrees 3 weeks ago:
He holds some disagreeable opinions and has probably done at least several things wrong.
- Comment on How long and how hard would it be to get a star removed on The Hollywood Walk of Fame? Asking for a friend. 3 weeks ago:
doesn’t answer the question, just line everyone else who doesn’t know the answer to this joke question
- Comment on halal paintball 4 weeks ago:
Is it a bad thing to get the most out of a resource? Even if the resource is personally disgusting.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 4 weeks ago:
Does he not agree with your position on shoes off in the house?
- Comment on Every job that I was ever trained to do and every job when I trained others was like this 5 weeks ago:
The world won’t end. Karen will end you if her wrap doesn’t look like the picture, though.
- Comment on I would also be confused 1 month ago:
Also - it would be fun to ride one of those Pedal Pubs.
- Comment on Noooooo 1 month ago:
This is giving “can’t place your own order at the drive-thru vibes.”
- Comment on You broke your butt cleaning your driveway and then this always happens 1 month ago:
Sometimes the city, county and state all have trucks out at the same time doing different roads. Like all roads in the history of roads, they are interconnected but each jurisdiction only plows their own roads. So the city drives to my neighborhood on county roads with the plow up on snow covered roads.
I can drive around my plowed neighborhood now, but can’t get out onto the county road, and there’s a huge snow bank at the end of the city road.
- Comment on I liek tudles 1 month ago:
Pet Guardian’d isn’t as easy to communicate, I guess.
- Comment on The National Basketball Players Association says it stands with Minnesota protesters: 'NBA players can no longer remain silent' 1 month ago:
That’s almost enough to get me to watch a basketball game!
- Comment on HONK 1 month ago:
This isn’t so different than:
“I will kill you.” vs “I will call you.”
Written it looks much more different, but spoken the c in call is pronounced just like the k in kill.
- Comment on Banan 1 month ago:
Bonono
- Comment on How can we convince Trump voters to NOT vote for Trump (or Vance) in the 2026 midterms and the 2028 election? 1 month ago:
All of them? Mass influence campaign costing billions of dollars.
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 1 month ago:
Yeah, puggsys don’t either. Nor tuppers.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Yes! I had that thought after I posted it, but didn’t bother to come back. You are 100% correct.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
my dick may be small but it sure smells like big one!
I think you may have reworded this on purpose for hilariousness (which it is).
The joke goes, though: my dick may be small but it smells like a foot.
- Comment on conditional soap 1 month ago:
But the hair length of a lioness and lion vs female human and male human is inverse…
- Comment on 2 months ago:
No way, someone should be doing a documentary on this. The failure was too epic to forget.
- Comment on Famous Quotes 2 months ago:
So high they can’t…cenus?
- Comment on Leather Dad(dy) 2 months ago:
No goggles, but it does include a blindfold.
- Comment on Hamster life 2 months ago:
I feel like that one sunflower seed would satiate most people. Yet Hamtaro over here eats dozens.