Tikiporch

@Tikiporch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Morning routine⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  All memes are dumb, but ours are dumbist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Raise your words⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶 Sing 🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello there⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  May Barry marry an aerial fairy, or will Larry carry his heavy dairy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American Dream ✨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems to me they’re paying for the medical care of random strangers.

  Will there be a queue somewhere, or can I register online?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘I feel invisible’: over-50s reveal harsh realities of trying to get a job⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For what it’s worth these days in the USA, this specifically is illegal in Colorado, Delaware, Oregon and NYC. That’s in addition to protections provided by the ADEA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘I feel invisible’: over-50s reveal harsh realities of trying to get a job⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Never put dates on the education part of your resume.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eau…I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Title⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No it isn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TELL ME⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it says Fender.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Original reference image⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tickling the ivories takes a dark turn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sell me your company with five words⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am an absolute delight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kinda seems like you answered your own question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine them saying, in real life, “sumtig” like an idiot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tomorrow...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is part of the Pi Expanded Universe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the most common stupid question you hear/see?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is esales?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the most common stupid question you hear/see?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I touch it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stare of the void ...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, pesce be with you my friend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stare of the void ...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What trailer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Road Rage⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So… we are the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sharks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never put my feat in waters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Person most likely to be able to survive the Apocalypse⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, the Survivormam cameraman.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the world's "oldest profession" still illegal ? Instead of being better managed?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot Ones trying to sneak in the package protection⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Capitalism means seeing all the complaints about the Post Office, FedEx, UPS, etc losing packages and thinking “I wonder if I can monetize that fear?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almost 38 & This Is Where I'm At Now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can do both. Climb the corporate book ladder!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Worry About Retirement, Millennials⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make it a donut hole. Not eliglbe between the ages of 36 and 66 ^1/2. Drone technology can easily be applied to rollators and walkers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cannot tell you how many times I have asked this question⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Banana…peel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the best and worst USA state to live in? And why?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  States matter only inasmuch as the city you live in.

  Living in Altoona, Pennsylvania is going to be a vastly different experience than Philadelphia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Crazy that someone thought it would be interesting to try eating them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Price of this Candy Bar⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Reeses lovers are a cult. They know the chocolate is bad, they just want the peanut butter which over roasted and hopped up on sugar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that's my vacation ruined⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, good point. OP, could you be satisfied with this explanation? Maybe the interior designer did this as an homage to their favorite game of five years ago?