Tikiporch

@Tikiporch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  I instantly forgot how to spell zookene.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get out of my head⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, optical illusions are a sure symptom of dementia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HOOOOONNNNKK-snewewewewwew⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We have mastered the method of making a post seem sarcastic and sincere at the same time. I don’t even think it’s conscious anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HOOOOONNNNKK-snewewewewwew⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To keep your head during sleep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smart option⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Must wink at waitstaff upon ordering. No refunds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Record scratch* freeze frame⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depending on how high the bird is, there’s a good chance a small critter like this would survive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gourmet chocolate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These anuses are all white.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microwave Intensifies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember windsurfers? You put them on the single antenna of your old linsky router.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ROG Xbox Ally Is $700 And Xbox Ally X Is $1050⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have had good luck with the Portal since hardwiring the PS5, but the price needs to come down at least $50.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deserved honestly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if you break this rule, THEY KILL YOU ON THE SPOT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a deep breath and think about it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think maybe you’re trying to be a jerk, but you keep calling them a pendant… Which is literally, not technically, a piece of jewelry that hangs from a chain worn around the neck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guinea pig.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I watched several videos on a Combine Harvester's inner workings and I still don't understand how this thing works.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Two, actually. That one is an album ago. The new one is Black Hole Superette.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Compost bin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sen. Paul warns Trump 'can't bomb anyone without permission' as Iran debate heats up⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s a fleece vest, but I like to imagine it as a sleeveless blazer, in true Kentucky hillbilly fashion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Curzed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baldur’s Gate 4 may happen eventually, but not with Larian Studios⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with a different studio doing every Baldur’s Gate iteration. Bioware, Beamdog, Black Isle, and others have done Baldurs Gate games and I enjoyed them. I see no reason to tether the franchise to a single developer, particularly one whose heart isn’t in it anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨passage of time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, ifixit says m this repair requires hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨passage of time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can replace them, but not fairly easy. Squeezing three delicate, rolled up ribbon cables through the hinge without tearing is not a job for adults with hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 Teardown: Still Glued, Still Soldered, Still Drifting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dreamcast can’t come to the phone right now, it’s dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's an absolutely medium quality game? Not great, incredible or terrible or any single ended extreme. Dead medium quality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is probably more subjective than best/worst. So…

  Vanilla Skyrim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*pat pat pat*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like a simple solution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how you get a UTI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  On the one hand we don’t mind because we want you to die, and on the other we hope you don’t take anyone innocent with you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know this doesn't make complete sense, but whatever⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  One cheer for Ozma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a good question⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They only wear tiny crosses if they also have tiny Jesus on them. The lesson of the crucifixion pain can only manifest if everything is to proper scale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh noes!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is it not a bunch of sexy couches in the ravine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You ever just take a shit so huge it boosts your mood after?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Get the zoomies like the apex predator you are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too bad we can't all act like this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My municipality recently switched waste management companies because the new guys promised to put a staffed customer service location nearby.

  I’m flumoxed. We’re paying more for this, too.