Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on Every job that I was ever trained to do and every job when I trained others was like this 23 hours ago:
The world won’t end. Karen will end you if her wrap doesn’t look like the picture, though.
- Comment on I would also be confused 3 days ago:
Also - it would be fun to ride one of those Pedal Pubs.
- Comment on Noooooo 3 days ago:
This is giving “can’t place your own order at the drive-thru vibes.”
- Comment on You broke your butt cleaning your driveway and then this always happens 5 days ago:
Sometimes the city, county and state all have trucks out at the same time doing different roads. Like all roads in the history of roads, they are interconnected but each jurisdiction only plows their own roads. So the city drives to my neighborhood on county roads with the plow up on snow covered roads.
I can drive around my plowed neighborhood now, but can’t get out onto the county road, and there’s a huge snow bank at the end of the city road.
- Comment on I liek tudles 6 days ago:
Pet Guardian’d isn’t as easy to communicate, I guess.
- Comment on The National Basketball Players Association says it stands with Minnesota protesters: 'NBA players can no longer remain silent' 6 days ago:
That’s almost enough to get me to watch a basketball game!
- Comment on HONK 1 week ago:
This isn’t so different than:
“I will kill you.” vs “I will call you.”
Written it looks much more different, but spoken the c in call is pronounced just like the k in kill.
- Comment on Banan 1 week ago:
Bonono
- Comment on How can we convince Trump voters to NOT vote for Trump (or Vance) in the 2026 midterms and the 2028 election? 1 week ago:
All of them? Mass influence campaign costing billions of dollars.
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 1 week ago:
Yeah, puggsys don’t either. Nor tuppers.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Yes! I had that thought after I posted it, but didn’t bother to come back. You are 100% correct.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
my dick may be small but it sure smells like big one!
I think you may have reworded this on purpose for hilariousness (which it is).
The joke goes, though: my dick may be small but it smells like a foot.
- Comment on conditional soap 3 weeks ago:
But the hair length of a lioness and lion vs female human and male human is inverse…
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
No way, someone should be doing a documentary on this. The failure was too epic to forget.
- Comment on Famous Quotes 3 weeks ago:
So high they can’t…cenus?
- Comment on Leather Dad(dy) 3 weeks ago:
No goggles, but it does include a blindfold.
- Comment on Hamster life 3 weeks ago:
I feel like that one sunflower seed would satiate most people. Yet Hamtaro over here eats dozens.
- Comment on Um.... no.... 3 weeks ago:
OpenAI will never be profitable.
- Comment on I can still smell them 3 weeks ago:
Cursed fruit of the foot
- Comment on Blu-ray hits 20 years old, and it isn't dead yet — optical disc format was introduced to the public at CES 2006 3 weeks ago:
Buy a PS5 and all your games on disc. Support the format!
- Comment on idk how to title this one man 3 weeks ago:
Peak.
- Comment on Omg 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on World's Best-selling Video Game Consoles 4 weeks ago:
They should put that on the box.
- Comment on ‘I’m just a girl in Canada trying to get everyone their vibrators’: Why a Toronto sex toy store got a letter from the U.S. Department of War 4 weeks ago:
This is just an ad for a sex shop.
- Comment on I fucking ♥️ industrial society and its consequences 4 weeks ago:
The local Papa John’s lost their franchise because they bought local ingredients instead of what Papa wanted to sell them.
- Comment on How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering? 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, all they did was litter one corpse into a river.
- Comment on Speedy Delivery 5 weeks ago:
I’m only half joking when I say, thank you for your bravery.
- Comment on Speedy Delivery 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on How do I finally break this habit? Tips welcome. 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on How do I finally break this habit? Tips welcome. 5 weeks ago:
They accidentally washed a TV before the cheese incident. Must have some big-ass pockets.
