Tikiporch

@Tikiporch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there anything my girlfriend and I have to consider when traveling to America based on our skin differences?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Wear a hunting camo baseball cap, you’ll both blend in just fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some actual good *sour* sour candy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Super Lemon by Nobel, they’re a Japanese candy maker.

  I also recommend Miracle Berries, they add an interesting experience for anyone interested in sour flavors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some actual good *sour* sour candy?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starfield's abandoned gore and dismemberment system sure would have made it less grey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s just me in this case, but gore and dismemberment would not have improved this, or any, gaming experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Norwich restaurant charges £100 for a pineapple pizza⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I looked at their Google reviews, photos did not look promising.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Norwich restaurant charges £100 for a pineapple pizza⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it any good?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't hear you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe you shouldn’t wear headphones when the pediatrician talks to you like an adult instead of having your mommy answer for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's PC works⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe your relatives don’t like you. It’s a petty but valid reason to ignore perfectly good advice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Treat taking a dump like a sport⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like I saw this on a nature doc, but can’t find any references now. Wild dog packs defecate before hunting, but not for the energy boost. The zoomies are to ensure they leave the scent of their poo in the dust, to minimize the chance of the scent causing them to spook their prey. But a dog doesn’t consciously know that, it’s just a naturally selected behavior that has made them better at surviving.

  Do not quote me on this, my all natural intelligence may be hallucinating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My favorite⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just like my Nonna used to make it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My favorite⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine a fry basket full of pasta, and instead of oil it’s hot water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My favorite⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You tellin’ me they don’t eat pasta and meat sauce in Italia?

  Don’t let none of these chuckleheads tell you the OG isn’t Italian. It’s as Italian as apple pie.

  Next they’ll say Fazolis isn’t even a real word, and you shouldn’t cook pasta like french fries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wizard of Legend - Free⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you have to install Epic launcher to play it, you might as well pirate. Your odds of installing spyware on your system are much lower on the high seas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Depressing awful town⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every person I’ve shared Altoona pizza with ironically has ended up unironically liking it, so I don’t know anymore. I’ve never actually had it myself. Maybe this isn’t any worse than Hawaiian pizza or cauliflower crust pizza?

  At the end of the day though, this is just a regional food - like Cincinnati chili or Chicago hot dog - only after all the good ideas are taken, this was what was left. If they can sell one to everybody passing through Altoona just once, they’ve made a fair amount of money.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Splat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. You can Google the details yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UKJobs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was there, I remember⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently the lady on the left is a math teacher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨healthy routine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re at step 4.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You must be thinking of someone else...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A real coxwain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kate Nash and Lily Allen on OnlyFans should be a wake-up call for the music industry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess Jay-Z was on to something about Tidal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cleanliness is more important⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep your dick beaters off of me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't sleep, he's watching⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That doesn’t sound impossible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨l fixed it!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The first door should have been your original meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Snoop Dogg working on 'Planet of the Apes'–like movie, but with dogs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s prolific in a way only exorbitant wealth allows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where does a man get a proper shoe horn that will not break⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Orthostep 24 inch metal shoe horn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relationship goals⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t inverse kink shame. Prude shame?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My toddler is on to me...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s called Molly Maid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon misses his German Sheppy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like getting stuck with strangers at your table at a Luau. Getting to know them slowly, you have all been to where the other is from but live too far away to make friendship realistic. And even though you know you’d be great friends, you part ways and can never remember their names.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honey⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ever since a chicken killed my pet hamster, my name has been vengeance and Popeyes has been my hunting grounds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seasonal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All other forms of chocolate and peanut butter candy are inferior to the seasonal Reeses. There is a lull between eggs and pumpkins that I, honestly, appreciate.