Tikiporch

@Tikiporch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And no paper towels to use on the handle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep fighting the good fight. Many years married to a germ conscious nurse, and I think I have a pretty good routine now but still feel like borderline OCD and go through a gallon of hand soap a month.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A job's a job⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the serial number on a sticker? If so, say hello to hair dryer and my fingernail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im pan so anyone can apply⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More toothy than horny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Get your wife a bra that fits!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How the "only two terms per president" amendment will be playing next election⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We can…and we can’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jensen Huang says gamers are 'completely wrong' about DLSS 5 — Nvidia CEO responds to DLSS 5 backlash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gamers love to hear that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But Ye doesn’t know…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty Product 🍔⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe McDonald’s CEO? Promoting a new meal there, he referred to the hamburger by saying “I love this product.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God bless the Midwest⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You got scammed. What fast food worker scans all those things in seperately?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when I installed a game on Steam with only 150 downloads⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe this is the state in which they found the image?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fully Modded Skyrim VR in Samsung Galaxy XR is Something Else⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tid-ties

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize trading your dog for this was a bad idea⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I traded my nun pig for a hobby pig. No upkeep, and I have an excuse to keep the sty in the back yard tidy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just getting into a little bit of Troubles⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Zombies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just getting into a little bit of Troubles⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An individual retirement account (IRA) is a tax-advantaged personal savings plan designed to help individuals save money for retirement. These accounts offer tax benefits, such as tax-deferred growth or tax-free withdrawals, depending on the type of IRA chosen. Unlike employer-sponsored 401(k)s, individuals typically open and manage IRAs on their own at a financial institution like a bank or brokerage. Anyone with earned income can open an IRA, even if they already have a workplace retirement plan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨everyone agrees⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Indeed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨everyone agrees⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He holds some disagreeable opinions and has probably done at least several things wrong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long and how hard would it be to get a star removed on The Hollywood Walk of Fame? Asking for a friend.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  doesn’t answer the question, just line everyone else who doesn’t know the answer to this joke question

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨halal paintball⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it a bad thing to get the most out of a resource? Even if the resource is personally disgusting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man posts his incorrect opinion online⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does he not agree with your position on shoes off in the house?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every job that I was ever trained to do and every job when I trained others was like this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The world won’t end. Karen will end you if her wrap doesn’t look like the picture, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would also be confused⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also - it would be fun to ride one of those Pedal Pubs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Noooooo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is giving “can’t place your own order at the drive-thru vibes.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You broke your butt cleaning your driveway and then this always happens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes the city, county and state all have trucks out at the same time doing different roads. Like all roads in the history of roads, they are interconnected but each jurisdiction only plows their own roads. So the city drives to my neighborhood on county roads with the plow up on snow covered roads.

  I can drive around my plowed neighborhood now, but can’t get out onto the county road, and there’s a huge snow bank at the end of the city road.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I liek tudles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pet Guardian’d isn’t as easy to communicate, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The National Basketball Players Association says it stands with Minnesota protesters: 'NBA players can no longer remain silent'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s almost enough to get me to watch a basketball game!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HONK⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t so different than:

  “I will kill you.” vs “I will call you.”

  Written it looks much more different, but spoken the c in call is pronounced just like the k in kill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bonono

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can we convince Trump voters to NOT vote for Trump (or Vance) in the 2026 midterms and the 2028 election?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All of them? Mass influence campaign costing billions of dollars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bo'le of wa'er⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, puggsys don’t either. Nor tuppers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes! I had that thought after I posted it, but didn’t bother to come back. You are 100% correct.