Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on It is not an issue 5 days ago:
What kind? Mold is kind of… broad.
- Comment on US problems require US solutions 5 days ago:
Super secret third gun, obviously.
- Comment on Once you reach a certain age 5 days ago:
You had a Whatever happened to Mary?
Sorry, I forgot the name of the movie Mary starred in.
- Comment on It was an ok life, 6/10 1 week ago:
You can not pay your bills and live forever.
- Comment on Wishboner 1 week ago:
Henry Rollins and Steve Buschemi sever your dick every morning?
- Comment on She's just defending her country 1 week ago:
Truly an Evil Queen.
- Comment on Vroooooom! 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Old but gud 2 weeks ago:
Browse through the summer look book of a designer you like. Ralph Lauren, or maybe Drakes are pretty inoffensive and safe bets for a classic look. Both are expensive brands, but you’re only buying inspiration anyway.
My own personal advice, for what it’s worth. Not inclusive of all social situations, but…
If they’re long pants, they’re linen. If they’re short pants, shorter inseams look a little more fashionable than knee length cargo shorts.
If they’re long sleeves, they’re linen. If they’re short sleeves, then something that has a collar.
Shoes are of the boat variety, or sandals.
My uncle says men should never show their bare legs or feet in public, though you should probably decide that for yourself.
- Comment on marble balls floating on water are nice sculptures. why doesn't the water squirt out like when you pinch a garden hose ? 2 weeks ago:
Must be magic, like you’re thinking.
- Comment on How come they don't do a cooking show for poor or middle class people? Something that is under 10 bucks that will last a couple days and be great. 3 weeks ago:
Because no one watches cooking shows anymore.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 3 weeks ago:
With a mouse jiggler, you can control your status manually, even from your phone while you’re in bed. Away at five, Busy at nine, Available when I’m actually at the keyboard only if necessary.
- Comment on O hi 3 weeks ago:
They rounded down, she’s actually 9017 years old.
- Comment on Help a girl out? 4 weeks ago:
St Gumy
- Comment on Guy on a subway. Reading a book with a FAKE book cover 5 weeks ago:
Rub it.
- Comment on What? 5 weeks ago:
Who gives a shit, they’re both fairy tales.
- Comment on Kids were made to eat dog biscuits off the floor - pupils speak out after school abuse payouts 5 weeks ago:
This is America.
Oh, wait.
- Comment on In the US it's Father's Day weekend, so happy Father's Day not just to you American dads but to all you dads wherever you are. 1 month ago:
🎶
- Comment on Don't let your dreams be dreams! 1 month ago:
- Comment on Data centers get tax breaks. Not you though. 1 month ago:
Well, that’s because they create jobs.
Oh ,wait.
- Comment on Water source water source water source! 1 month ago:
Well well ^well
- Comment on Be on the look out for Roy 1 month ago:
Damn. Duck law is really stuck in the stone ages.
- Comment on Load me up 1 month ago:
Fried mozzarella sticks are mostly cheese flavored air.
- Comment on indoor mushroom farming 1 month ago:
They shrink you down so you can see them up close, like Fantastic Voyage.
- Comment on Anon is incompatible 1 month ago:
Look at Mr. Two Dongles over here.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Not if you’re being paid to participate. Then it’s advertising.
- Comment on Be the problem money can't fix 2 months ago:
Does the artist think orca eyes are white?
- Comment on Starting a new side hustle 2 months ago:
TASL
- Comment on We're so back 2 months ago:
It treats humans for specific infectious diseases. Covid wasn’t one of them, and neither is hantavirus. If you don’t believe me, ask the Nobel winner you referenced.
It might work in a petri dish, it doesn’t work in the human body. Horses are bigger than humans.
It might work on Centaurs…
- Comment on Day 660 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 2 months ago:
The way to LASO is be doesn’t afraid of anything.
- Comment on Modern lies 2 months ago:
Can’t get past the religious schizo ride of a bottle.
