Tikiporch
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- Comment on Just getting into a little bit of Troubles 9 hours ago:
Zombies.
- Comment on Just getting into a little bit of Troubles 9 hours ago:
An individual retirement account (IRA) is a tax-advantaged personal savings plan designed to help individuals save money for retirement. These accounts offer tax benefits, such as tax-deferred growth or tax-free withdrawals, depending on the type of IRA chosen. Unlike employer-sponsored 401(k)s, individuals typically open and manage IRAs on their own at a financial institution like a bank or brokerage. Anyone with earned income can open an IRA, even if they already have a workplace retirement plan.
- Comment on everyone agrees 3 days ago:
Indeed.
- Comment on everyone agrees 3 days ago:
He holds some disagreeable opinions and has probably done at least several things wrong.
- Comment on How long and how hard would it be to get a star removed on The Hollywood Walk of Fame? Asking for a friend. 5 days ago:
doesn’t answer the question, just line everyone else who doesn’t know the answer to this joke question
- Comment on halal paintball 1 week ago:
Is it a bad thing to get the most out of a resource? Even if the resource is personally disgusting.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 2 weeks ago:
Does he not agree with your position on shoes off in the house?
- Comment on Every job that I was ever trained to do and every job when I trained others was like this 3 weeks ago:
The world won’t end. Karen will end you if her wrap doesn’t look like the picture, though.
- Comment on I would also be confused 3 weeks ago:
Also - it would be fun to ride one of those Pedal Pubs.
- Comment on Noooooo 3 weeks ago:
This is giving “can’t place your own order at the drive-thru vibes.”
- Comment on You broke your butt cleaning your driveway and then this always happens 3 weeks ago:
Sometimes the city, county and state all have trucks out at the same time doing different roads. Like all roads in the history of roads, they are interconnected but each jurisdiction only plows their own roads. So the city drives to my neighborhood on county roads with the plow up on snow covered roads.
I can drive around my plowed neighborhood now, but can’t get out onto the county road, and there’s a huge snow bank at the end of the city road.
- Comment on I liek tudles 3 weeks ago:
Pet Guardian’d isn’t as easy to communicate, I guess.
- Comment on The National Basketball Players Association says it stands with Minnesota protesters: 'NBA players can no longer remain silent' 3 weeks ago:
That’s almost enough to get me to watch a basketball game!
- Comment on HONK 3 weeks ago:
This isn’t so different than:
“I will kill you.” vs “I will call you.”
Written it looks much more different, but spoken the c in call is pronounced just like the k in kill.
- Comment on Banan 4 weeks ago:
Bonono
- Comment on How can we convince Trump voters to NOT vote for Trump (or Vance) in the 2026 midterms and the 2028 election? 4 weeks ago:
All of them? Mass influence campaign costing billions of dollars.
- Comment on Bo'le of wa'er 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, puggsys don’t either. Nor tuppers.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Yes! I had that thought after I posted it, but didn’t bother to come back. You are 100% correct.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
my dick may be small but it sure smells like big one!
I think you may have reworded this on purpose for hilariousness (which it is).
The joke goes, though: my dick may be small but it smells like a foot.
- Comment on conditional soap 1 month ago:
But the hair length of a lioness and lion vs female human and male human is inverse…
- Comment on 1 month ago:
No way, someone should be doing a documentary on this. The failure was too epic to forget.
- Comment on Famous Quotes 1 month ago:
So high they can’t…cenus?
- Comment on Leather Dad(dy) 1 month ago:
No goggles, but it does include a blindfold.
- Comment on Hamster life 1 month ago:
I feel like that one sunflower seed would satiate most people. Yet Hamtaro over here eats dozens.
- Comment on Um.... no.... 1 month ago:
OpenAI will never be profitable.
- Comment on I can still smell them 1 month ago:
Cursed fruit of the foot
- Comment on Blu-ray hits 20 years old, and it isn't dead yet — optical disc format was introduced to the public at CES 2006 1 month ago:
Buy a PS5 and all your games on disc. Support the format!
- Comment on idk how to title this one man 1 month ago:
Peak.
- Comment on Omg 1 month ago:
- Comment on World's Best-selling Video Game Consoles 1 month ago:
They should put that on the box.