Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on What? 6 hours ago:
Who gives a shit, they’re both fairy tales.
- Comment on Kids were made to eat dog biscuits off the floor - pupils speak out after school abuse payouts 10 hours ago:
This is America.
Oh, wait.
- Comment on In the US it's Father's Day weekend, so happy Father's Day not just to you American dads but to all you dads wherever you are. 2 days ago:
🎶
- Comment on Don't let your dreams be dreams! 1 week ago:
- Comment on Data centers get tax breaks. Not you though. 1 week ago:
Well, that’s because they create jobs.
Oh ,wait.
- Comment on Water source water source water source! 2 weeks ago:
Well well ^well
- Comment on Be on the look out for Roy 2 weeks ago:
Damn. Duck law is really stuck in the stone ages.
- Comment on Load me up 2 weeks ago:
Fried mozzarella sticks are mostly cheese flavored air.
- Comment on indoor mushroom farming 2 weeks ago:
They shrink you down so you can see them up close, like Fantastic Voyage.
- Comment on Anon is incompatible 2 weeks ago:
Look at Mr. Two Dongles over here.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Not if you’re being paid to participate. Then it’s advertising.
- Comment on Be the problem money can't fix 4 weeks ago:
Does the artist think orca eyes are white?
- Comment on Starting a new side hustle 5 weeks ago:
TASL
- Comment on We're so back 1 month ago:
It treats humans for specific infectious diseases. Covid wasn’t one of them, and neither is hantavirus. If you don’t believe me, ask the Nobel winner you referenced.
It might work in a petri dish, it doesn’t work in the human body. Horses are bigger than humans.
It might work on Centaurs…
- Comment on Day 660 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 1 month ago:
The way to LASO is be doesn’t afraid of anything.
- Comment on Modern lies 1 month ago:
Can’t get past the religious schizo ride of a bottle.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 1 month ago:
Because the bacteria in your mouth thrive in dry conditions, and a majority of sleepers are mouth breathers. The bacteria in your mouth are what destroy your teeth and give you bad breath.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 1 month ago:
Yeah. It’s shower, shower, bath, shower. D’uh.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 1 month ago:
This makes no sense. Is a body not cleanest immediately after showering? Why would morning showerers not be wallowing in skin cells and oil all night as well?
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 1 month ago:
Weekly? Sure. But morning or night?
- Comment on Potata Salad 1 month ago:
Sounds like Ebensburg. They don’t have civilization there yet.
- Comment on Not a good sign 1 month ago:
So close to getting it right with Merman Heckville
- Comment on Giant Drake ice sculpture in downtown Toronto is getting hosed down because fans were lighting fires to melt it. 1 month ago:
I know it’s the keyhole on a chest in that first photo, but damned if it doesn’t look like a dragons penis graffiti.
- Comment on New strat about to happen 🚨 1 month ago:
It’s Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Let’s discuss your coffee in more detail.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Presumably the proprietor of a produce stand.
- Comment on Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 Director Says It Did Gay Romance "Right" By Not Going "Woke" 2 months ago:
Using the word “woke” disqualified him of any notion this was a rational thought. He wanted to accept the award to promote his game and make money, but slyly wink at those who are a part of his in-group.
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 2 months ago:
We noticed you’re interested in milk. Can we also interest you in other milk?
- Comment on Boom 2 months ago:
Oops, now it’s a mudslide.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I love lamp. 🛋️ It did take a long time to find that emoji, and I’m not sure I like it after all.