Tikiporch

@Tikiporch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is incompatible⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Look at Mr. Two Dongles over here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not if you’re being paid to participate. Then it’s advertising.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be the problem money can't fix⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the artist think orca eyes are white?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starting a new side hustle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TASL

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're so back⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It treats humans for specific infectious diseases. Covid wasn’t one of them, and neither is hantavirus. If you don’t believe me, ask the Nobel winner you referenced.

  It might work in a petri dish, it doesn’t work in the human body. Horses are bigger than humans.

  It might work on Centaurs…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Day 660 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The way to LASO is be doesn’t afraid of anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern lies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t get past the religious schizo ride of a bottle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im a weekly showerer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the bacteria in your mouth thrive in dry conditions, and a majority of sleepers are mouth breathers. The bacteria in your mouth are what destroy your teeth and give you bad breath.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im a weekly showerer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. It’s shower, shower, bath, shower. D’uh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im a weekly showerer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This makes no sense. Is a body not cleanest immediately after showering? Why would morning showerers not be wallowing in skin cells and oil all night as well?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im a weekly showerer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Weekly? Sure. But morning or night?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Potata Salad⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like Ebensburg. They don’t have civilization there yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not a good sign⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So close to getting it right with Merman Heckville

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Giant Drake ice sculpture in downtown Toronto is getting hosed down because fans were lighting fires to melt it.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s the keyhole on a chest in that first photo, but damned if it doesn’t look like a dragons penis graffiti.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New strat about to happen 🚨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s discuss your coffee in more detail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Presumably the proprietor of a produce stand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 Director Says It Did Gay Romance "Right" By Not Going "Woke"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Using the word “woke” disqualified him of any notion this was a rational thought. He wanted to accept the award to promote his game and make money, but slyly wink at those who are a part of his in-group.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We noticed you’re interested in milk. Can we also interest you in other milk?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oops, now it’s a mudslide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love lamp. 🛋️ It did take a long time to find that emoji, and I’m not sure I like it after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teenis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tra la la?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cracked Out Wall Kitten makes her long awaited & triumphant return to bless you with words of holy wisdom.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure you do. They just can’t hear you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cracked Out Wall Kitten makes her long awaited & triumphant return to bless you with words of holy wisdom.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No. Heathen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What about Cinco de Leche?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live fearlessly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Be unemployable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ex-Overwatch Director Says Tracer's Butt Was Never "Nerfed"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  She got a weird butt in the game anyway. It’s like the crack is too wide and high at the same time. Probably shouldn’t use like two character models for every hero.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IMPORTANT PSA FOR PARENTS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Praise baby Jesus for alt text adherents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really incredible. I want a set.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks impossible to wash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The best thing about being an adult⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Your mashed potatoes and chicken nuggets look delicious, but I must ask where is the corn and cheese? And how did you get the gravy to gel like that?