Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on We're so back 4 days ago:
It treats humans for specific infectious diseases. Covid wasn’t one of them, and neither is hantavirus. If you don’t believe me, ask the Nobel winner you referenced.
It might work in a petri dish, it doesn’t work in the human body. Horses are bigger than humans.
It might work on Centaurs…
- Comment on Day 660 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 5 days ago:
The way to LASO is be doesn’t afraid of anything.
- Comment on Modern lies 5 days ago:
Can’t get past the religious schizo ride of a bottle.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 6 days ago:
Because the bacteria in your mouth thrive in dry conditions, and a majority of sleepers are mouth breathers. The bacteria in your mouth are what destroy your teeth and give you bad breath.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 6 days ago:
Yeah. It’s shower, shower, bath, shower. D’uh.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 6 days ago:
This makes no sense. Is a body not cleanest immediately after showering? Why would morning showerers not be wallowing in skin cells and oil all night as well?
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 6 days ago:
Weekly? Sure. But morning or night?
- Comment on Potata Salad 2 weeks ago:
Sounds like Ebensburg. They don’t have civilization there yet.
- Comment on Not a good sign 2 weeks ago:
So close to getting it right with Merman Heckville
- Comment on Giant Drake ice sculpture in downtown Toronto is getting hosed down because fans were lighting fires to melt it. 2 weeks ago:
I know it’s the keyhole on a chest in that first photo, but damned if it doesn’t look like a dragons penis graffiti.
- Comment on New strat about to happen 🚨 2 weeks ago:
It’s Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.
- Comment on had my 1st ever 3some last night & woke up feeling reborn. it was amazing😩 3 weeks ago:
Let’s discuss your coffee in more detail.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Presumably the proprietor of a produce stand.
- Comment on Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 Director Says It Did Gay Romance "Right" By Not Going "Woke" 3 weeks ago:
Using the word “woke” disqualified him of any notion this was a rational thought. He wanted to accept the award to promote his game and make money, but slyly wink at those who are a part of his in-group.
- Comment on Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk. 3 weeks ago:
We noticed you’re interested in milk. Can we also interest you in other milk?
- Comment on Boom 3 weeks ago:
Oops, now it’s a mudslide.
- Comment on or rephrasing a sentence til i like how it sounds 3 weeks ago:
I love lamp. 🛋️ It did take a long time to find that emoji, and I’m not sure I like it after all.
- Comment on Teenis 3 weeks ago:
Tra la la?
- Comment on Cracked Out Wall Kitten makes her long awaited & triumphant return to bless you with words of holy wisdom. 3 weeks ago:
Sure you do. They just can’t hear you.
- Comment on Cracked Out Wall Kitten makes her long awaited & triumphant return to bless you with words of holy wisdom. 3 weeks ago:
No. Heathen.
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 4 weeks ago:
What about Cinco de Leche?
- Comment on Live fearlessly 4 weeks ago:
Be unemployable.
- Comment on Ex-Overwatch Director Says Tracer's Butt Was Never "Nerfed" 4 weeks ago:
She got a weird butt in the game anyway. It’s like the crack is too wide and high at the same time. Probably shouldn’t use like two character models for every hero.
- Comment on IMPORTANT PSA FOR PARENTS 5 weeks ago:
Praise baby Jesus for alt text adherents.
- Comment on Really incredible. I want a set. 5 weeks ago:
Looks impossible to wash.
- Comment on The best thing about being an adult 5 weeks ago:
Your mashed potatoes and chicken nuggets look delicious, but I must ask where is the corn and cheese? And how did you get the gravy to gel like that?
- Comment on Wrong answers only - what is this? 5 weeks ago:
Seven letter typewriter with remote light switch. Way ahead of its time in some ways. Far behind in others.
- Comment on And no paper towels to use on the handle 1 month ago:
Keep fighting the good fight. Many years married to a germ conscious nurse, and I think I have a pretty good routine now but still feel like borderline OCD and go through a gallon of hand soap a month.
- Comment on A job's a job 1 month ago:
Is the serial number on a sticker? If so, say hello to hair dryer and my fingernail.
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 1 month ago:
More toothy than horny.