Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on Stardew Valley Creator Says 1.7 Update Will Contain 'More Character/Social Stuff' and a New Farm Type 2 days ago:
An overall Joja redemption arc.
- Comment on Walk with out rythem and you wont attract the cat 5 days ago:
Kanye West level rhyming.
- Comment on year-old road apples are epic 5 days ago:
This was a perfect exchange, and I’m adding nothing to it except to say: good job.
- Comment on Was board so I made my own Nativity scene 6 days ago:
Praise Joshua.
- Comment on The shop app says my package will arrive tomorrow but it hasn't even moved from its start point in Hong Kong yet 1 week ago:
Did you chek lap kok?
- Comment on He definitely belongs on the naughty list 1 week ago:
Saw a dude at a Life Day Chewie photo-op dressed as Jedi Santa and he had a candy cane light saber hilt with a red and green blade. Wish I had got a pic now, because it sounds like a fever dream from eating funny brownies.
- Comment on It always surprises you 1 week ago:
- Comment on Why we MUST fight censorship wherever it rears its ugly head. 1 week ago:
They look the same because we’re all female until we’re not.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 1 week ago:
They other day I used “awayting” in place of “awaiting” in a slide deck. I know that’s not a word, I can’t explain the mistake. All that is to say, if you mistake your and you’re, I’m still going to think you’re an idiot.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I’m thinking it’s going to be along the lines of Metroid Prime.
- Comment on Do you ever feel like your life is "scripted"? Like everything is written by some entity controlling your life? Like you live in a fictional universe? Is this feeling normal/common? 1 week ago:
A lot of your life will play out seemingly by design, but it’s just a byproduct of living in a society.
- Comment on It will be great, they said... 1 week ago:
This seems more like a poorly assembled template than GenAI
- Comment on You just couldn't wait for the real thing 3 weeks ago:
They’ll give viagra to anyone these days.
- Comment on No Black Friday deal for loyal/previous customers 3 weeks ago:
It’s easy to become a new customer.
- Comment on Unlike most people, I get my information from a vetted, trusted source. 4 weeks ago:
Something from Red Burrito perhaps? Based solely on the Carl’s Jr stuff on the table.
- Comment on Radon 4 weeks ago:
Vacuum the moon.
- Comment on Radon 4 weeks ago:
Thank you for your insight.
The concept is still bullshit. You can describe any job in three words to the same extent that “I catch fish” is informative. That’s all I’m saying.
- Comment on SipsTea 4 weeks ago:
Wasted time playing WoW with catfish.
Maybe projecting there…
- Comment on Radon 4 weeks ago:
Saying “I catch fish” is as descriptive as the first guy saying “sales analyst”. Second person is a software developer, second guy is a systems architect. So you catch fish? Sure. What kind? On a river? In the ocean? Do you really just press a button that rolls up a big net full of turtles and dolphins as well and you’re destroying the delicate balance of a fragile ecosystem? Are you a fishing guide?
Anyone can describe their job in three words. Understanding it is on you, man.
- Comment on you're untapped value 5 weeks ago:
But they all got these chickens.
- Comment on you're untapped value 5 weeks ago:
I never thought groceries needed loss leaders like that. We need to go to buy food, and food is required to survive as a human, after all.
- Comment on you're untapped value 5 weeks ago:
Big grocery knows you can do it better than them.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 5 weeks ago:
Not with that attitude.
- Comment on I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog. 5 weeks ago:
Mmm, no. Thank you.
- Comment on I'm coming for you 1 month ago:
I’m not watching it. Did he figure it out?
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 1 month ago:
Vagina stuff. AKA sex.
Don’t tell me you did it missionary!
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 1 month ago:
Bed bugs. The internet will tell you they bite in a straight line, but that’s horse shit. Look up bed bug bites and you’ll see clusters like this, too.
- Comment on They're calling again. 1 month ago:
I like you, you’re a hoot.
- Comment on They're calling again. 1 month ago:
That is true. This meme is a phony. Why are we laughing at things that aren’t demonstrably true, everyone?
Are we so sure that a chicken even crossed the road?
- Comment on todo list 1 month ago:
What time?
