Tikiporch

@Tikiporch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just couldn't wait for the real thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll give viagra to anyone these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Black Friday deal for loyal/previous customers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s easy to become a new customer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unlike most people, I get my information from a vetted, trusted source.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Something from Red Burrito perhaps? Based solely on the Carl’s Jr stuff on the table.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Vacuum the moon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for your insight.

  The concept is still bullshit. You can describe any job in three words to the same extent that “I catch fish” is informative. That’s all I’m saying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SipsTea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasted time playing WoW with catfish.

  Maybe projecting there…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Saying “I catch fish” is as descriptive as the first guy saying “sales analyst”. Second person is a software developer, second guy is a systems architect. So you catch fish? Sure. What kind? On a river? In the ocean? Do you really just press a button that rolls up a big net full of turtles and dolphins as well and you’re destroying the delicate balance of a fragile ecosystem? Are you a fishing guide?

  Anyone can describe their job in three words. Understanding it is on you, man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you're untapped value⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But they all got these chickens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you're untapped value⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never thought groceries needed loss leaders like that. We need to go to buy food, and food is required to survive as a human, after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you're untapped value⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big grocery knows you can do it better than them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not with that attitude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate it when people use pictures showing the condiments only on top of a hot dog.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmm, no. Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm coming for you ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not watching it. Did he figure it out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vagina stuff. AKA sex.

  Don’t tell me you did it missionary!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF BIT ME?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bed bugs. The internet will tell you they bite in a straight line, but that’s horse shit. Look up bed bug bites and you’ll see clusters like this, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're calling again.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like you, you’re a hoot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're calling again.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is true. This meme is a phony. Why are we laughing at things that aren’t demonstrably true, everyone?

  Are we so sure that a chicken even crossed the road?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨todo list⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What time?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wendnesday⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it Feb-ruary or Feb-uary? Because I prefer -uary, and what is this “ru”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Enter the “aioli.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  obscure brand you’ve probably never heard of

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨some days i cant even⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The last part may be true, but the first two are definitely not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PS6 and next Xbox console are both aiming for 2027 release, separate reports claim | VGC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Three years or so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GTA 6!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you mean “deleted by creatorius”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will burn this fucker to the ground... internally⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck me, twice in the past month… Without the prompt of course so it looks like they’re the smarty pants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I won't delete them either for nostalgia reasons⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone who feels OLDER than they are, be grateful!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would I stop using them? All I hear is that I need to be using AI. What’s the point of using it if I have to hide the fact I’m using it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK what is your Roman name?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Murgh Makhanius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Data Shows That AI Use Is Now Declining at Large Companies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No one ever knew how to use it, and they still don’t. All we heard was “implement AI” but not any actual use cases.