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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Giant Drake ice sculpture in downtown Toronto is getting hosed down because fans were lighting fires to melt it.⁩ ⁨⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s the keyhole on a chest in that first photo, but damned if it doesn’t look like a dragons penis graffiti.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New strat about to happen 🚨⁩ ⁨⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s Hugh G. Rection. He used to be Senior Vice President of Cunnilingus at Sex. That is maybe where you know him from.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨had my 1st ever 3some last night & woke up feeling reborn. it was amazing😩⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s discuss your coffee in more detail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Presumably the proprietor of a produce stand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 Director Says It Did Gay Romance "Right" By Not Going "Woke"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Using the word “woke” disqualified him of any notion this was a rational thought. He wanted to accept the award to promote his game and make money, but slyly wink at those who are a part of his in-group.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We noticed you’re interested in milk. Can we also interest you in other milk?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boom⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oops, now it’s a mudslide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨or rephrasing a sentence til i like how it sounds⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I love lamp. 🛋️ It did take a long time to find that emoji, and I’m not sure I like it after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teenis⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tra la la?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cracked Out Wall Kitten makes her long awaited & triumphant return to bless you with words of holy wisdom.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure you do. They just can’t hear you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cracked Out Wall Kitten makes her long awaited & triumphant return to bless you with words of holy wisdom.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No. Heathen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What about Cinco de Leche?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live fearlessly⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Be unemployable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ex-Overwatch Director Says Tracer's Butt Was Never "Nerfed"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She got a weird butt in the game anyway. It’s like the crack is too wide and high at the same time. Probably shouldn’t use like two character models for every hero.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IMPORTANT PSA FOR PARENTS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Praise baby Jesus for alt text adherents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really incredible. I want a set.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks impossible to wash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The best thing about being an adult⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your mashed potatoes and chicken nuggets look delicious, but I must ask where is the corn and cheese? And how did you get the gravy to gel like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wrong answers only - what is this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seven letter typewriter with remote light switch. Way ahead of its time in some ways. Far behind in others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And no paper towels to use on the handle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Keep fighting the good fight. Many years married to a germ conscious nurse, and I think I have a pretty good routine now but still feel like borderline OCD and go through a gallon of hand soap a month.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A job's a job⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is the serial number on a sticker? If so, say hello to hair dryer and my fingernail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im pan so anyone can apply⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More toothy than horny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get your wife a bra that fits!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How the "only two terms per president" amendment will be playing next election⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We can…and we can’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jensen Huang says gamers are 'completely wrong' about DLSS 5 — Nvidia CEO responds to DLSS 5 backlash⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gamers love to hear that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But Ye doesn’t know…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty Product 🍔⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe McDonald’s CEO? Promoting a new meal there, he referred to the hamburger by saying “I love this product.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God bless the Midwest⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You got scammed. What fast food worker scans all those things in seperately?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me when I installed a game on Steam with only 150 downloads⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe this is the state in which they found the image?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fully Modded Skyrim VR in Samsung Galaxy XR is Something Else⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Tid-ties

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize trading your dog for this was a bad idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I traded my nun pig for a hobby pig. No upkeep, and I have an excuse to keep the sty in the back yard tidy.