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- Comment on Depressing awful town 1 week ago:
Every person I’ve shared Altoona pizza with ironically has ended up unironically liking it, so I don’t know anymore. I’ve never actually had it myself. Maybe this isn’t any worse than Hawaiian pizza or cauliflower crust pizza?
At the end of the day though, this is just a regional food - like Cincinnati chili or Chicago hot dog - only after all the good ideas are taken, this was what was left. If they can sell one to everybody passing through Altoona just once, they’ve made a fair amount of money.
- Comment on Splat 2 weeks ago:
Yes. You can Google the details yourself.
- Comment on UKJobs 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I was there, I remember 3 weeks ago:
Apparently the lady on the left is a math teacher.
- Comment on healthy routine 3 weeks ago:
So you’re at step 4.
- Comment on You must be thinking of someone else... 3 weeks ago:
A real coxwain.
- Comment on Kate Nash and Lily Allen on OnlyFans should be a wake-up call for the music industry 3 weeks ago:
Guess Jay-Z was on to something about Tidal.
- Comment on Cleanliness is more important 5 weeks ago:
Keep your dick beaters off of me!
- Comment on Can't sleep, he's watching 5 weeks ago:
That doesn’t sound impossible.
- Comment on l fixed it! 1 month ago:
The first door should have been your original meme.
- Comment on Snoop Dogg working on 'Planet of the Apes'–like movie, but with dogs 1 month ago:
He’s prolific in a way only exorbitant wealth allows.
- Comment on Where does a man get a proper shoe horn that will not break 1 month ago:
Orthostep 24 inch metal shoe horn.
- Comment on Relationship goals 1 month ago:
Don’t inverse kink shame. Prude shame?
- Comment on My toddler is on to me... 1 month ago:
That’s called Molly Maid.
- Comment on Anon misses his German Sheppy 2 months ago:
This is like getting stuck with strangers at your table at a Luau. Getting to know them slowly, you have all been to where the other is from but live too far away to make friendship realistic. And even though you know you’d be great friends, you part ways and can never remember their names.
- Comment on Honey 2 months ago:
Ever since a chicken killed my pet hamster, my name has been vengeance and Popeyes has been my hunting grounds.
- Comment on Seasonal 2 months ago:
All other forms of chocolate and peanut butter candy are inferior to the seasonal Reeses. There is a lull between eggs and pumpkins that I, honestly, appreciate.
- Comment on Thronefall's tiny tower defence townbuilding has reached version 1.0 2 months ago:
What’s a good game like this that isn’t minimalist?
- Comment on Hackers take control of robot vacuums in multiple US cities and abuse owners 2 months ago:
“Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty…” or whatever the current trend is in phone scams.
- Comment on Europa is out now, offering a Ghibli-inspired world in which to fly and solve puzzles 2 months ago:
Looks interesting, although the protagonist runs like they have a full diaper.
- Comment on The devil will walk on earth 2 months ago:
Sorry, I only believe in Robo-Satan from Futurama.
- Comment on Dude it's only 11am 2 months ago:
Most definitely has some kind of sweetener, only about 1/5th of coffee drinkers prefer plain coffee.
- Comment on [Tom Warren] The PS5 Pro still hasn’t sold out in the US or UK. Looks like the $700 price point will mean this console will be readily available this holiday 2 months ago:
It’s mainly the colors, but it came with some extras as well. And a paperclip.
Like I said, about $300 overpriced even with the additional items and only hyped due to limited edition. How many times has Nintendo released a console in NES colors without making it limited? Just a ridiculous move by Sony.
- Comment on [Tom Warren] The PS5 Pro still hasn’t sold out in the US or UK. Looks like the $700 price point will mean this console will be readily available this holiday 2 months ago:
I would have paid $700 for the Pro if it came with everything the 30th anniversary edition had, and maybe a little more if it also included the Portal.
Unfortunately, Sony can’t stop tripping over their own incompetence and limited the units to 12,300 for a reason that can be simplified to be: “money.” So it sold out in less than a minute to scalper’s bots and can now be found on eBay for five times the price.
- Comment on Hey nerd 2 months ago:
So they’re both creeps.
OP too, for purposeful inclusion of the ragebait censoring!
- Comment on The mark 2 months ago:
You went to the toilet just to take this photo. Don’t take it as a criticism, I would have, too.
- Comment on Amazon's system marked an item I returned a year ago as not received and charged me for this return, but the chat bot already knew they had received it. 2 months ago:
At this point, you can no longer trust Amazon to process returns properly. I’ve had three expensive items stuck on Awaiting Return, despite tracking showing it’s been returned, and chat automatically processes the refund once I reach out. Frustrating …
- Comment on Nintendo filed a lawsuit against Pocketpair, Inc. 2 months ago:
Bad move by Nintendo. This game was on track to be forgotten. Pocketpair forgot about it months ago, but the players were starting to catch on to that. Now there will be a resurgence of interest.
- Comment on Rose Finch 2 months ago:
They also eat worms and expell waste at will.
- Comment on i need an rv, and lab equipment, and a helper 2 months ago:
Selection bias. As if drug dealers never go to prison, or die early…
I’d say the same applies to only fans models. Well, not the prison or early grave part. Most successful models are a tiny fraction of people who traded sex on tape for the equivalent of minimum wages.
