Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on 5 tomatoes 2 days ago:
Me watching a BBC TV show: “The suspects home is five miles away.”
shocked pikachu
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 3 days ago:
How big is the ocean between Europe and Russia?
- Comment on The girl is just batty. 6 days ago:
- Comment on i 💚 animals. 1 week ago:
Space is the final frontier science.
- Comment on Mine too! 1 week ago:
KFC guy wasn’t even colored, because they only had black and white film back then.
- Comment on just here for some hardware 2 weeks ago:
Party meme.
- Comment on just here for some hardware 2 weeks ago:
Any logic behind the choice of party format?
- Comment on just here for some hardware 2 weeks ago:
Pls explain.
- Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 2 weeks ago:
I honestly did not expect this answer.
- Comment on when ur higher than sagan 2 weeks ago:
I thought my dad was crazy because he thought rubbing bus fingernails together would regrow his hair (he’s bald like Mr. Clean).
This is the truly wacky shit right here though.
- Comment on Trump says he’ll keep extending TikTok shutdown deadline 2 weeks ago:
Until it’s more politically expedient that he doesn’t.
- Comment on Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW! 2 weeks ago:
Looks like my grandpa took this screen grab from his photo gallery to share with me.
- Comment on Tweet Dreams 3 weeks ago:
Cities must absolutely wreck migratory birds.
- Comment on Why is it so hard to tell kids the truth? 3 weeks ago:
The shelf feels good pressed against butt cheeks?
- Comment on What's your thoughts on this? 3 weeks ago:
Keep going, they’re good comparisons.
- Comment on What's your thoughts on this? 3 weeks ago:
These are great, thank you for putting them together.
- Comment on Why is it so hard to tell kids the truth? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Battlefield 6 players are crying out for a 'real' server browser, and it's about time we demanded the basic FPS feature that Call of Duty killed 4 weeks ago:
Article about BF6: shows picture of BF2042.
- Comment on Player Spends $32,000 on NBA 2K25 in Just Five Months 4 weeks ago:
He may break even if his content generates enough income. I almost applaud him for the effort, because publishers aren’t going to be straightforward with the amount you’d need to spend for a completionist. This is probably the only way to shed light on the problem, even if that wasn’t his intent.
- Comment on fr Lemmy really do be like 4 weeks ago:
They don’t think Lemmy be like, but it do.
- Comment on A dedicated section in my Steam library 4 weeks ago:
You don’t have any games to play?
- Comment on Have you encountered this? 4 weeks ago:
Tipping by percentage never made much sense to me. I order a coffee at a diner, the waitress only gets a 42 cent tip? She should get more if she has to carry a plate of food? She checks on me the same amount. That’s a five dollar tip at least.
- Comment on If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience 4 weeks ago:
Lots. Especially if you include the ice in the soda! But yeah. Usually six to eight cups additional. My fridge meters out filtered water by quarter cup increments, so I can keep good track of it.
- Comment on If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience 4 weeks ago:
I think I single handedly killed it. I bought like seven two-liters a week for years, and I stopped last year when I switched to caffeine free diet bepis. Then Diet Rite gets cancelled. I’m sorry, guys!
I liked diet rite because it mixed well with various flavored syrups (Monin), especially vanilla and cherry.
- Comment on I should call her. 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
just a bit heavier than ours.
How rude!
- Comment on My earphones' cable has been oozing sticky goo for over a yer now 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, but slightly cheaper earbuds so you can also buy an xacto knife to cut these bad boys open.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Like a long distance boyfriend from Canada?
- Comment on Damm WaterCatholics 5 weeks ago:
East ass type shit
- Comment on Planet of the apes: Beginning 5 weeks ago:
Obviously, you don’t have black kids so you never had to worry about what would happen when the police roll up on your front lawn and your kids are playing with realistic water pistols.
