Tikiporch
@Tikiporch@lemmy.world
- Comment on Time keeps on slipping 2 days ago:
How can they be your brother and your son?
- Comment on Always interesting to see how it's done 1 week ago:
No, surely not. This young lady simply has the genetic disease called ILT (Impossibly Long Torso) and the gentleman has IF (Inscrutable Face).
- Comment on Cursed Seinfeld Episode 1 week ago:
He was a man. The Rabbi said so.
- Comment on Bet when you first looked at it you thought it was floating 2 weeks ago:
I didn’t, because I read the title first.
- Comment on All that I need 2 weeks ago:
Are non-fucking rams cheaper?
- Comment on Remember that time Amelia Bedelia was told to draw the curtains, so she literally sketched them on some paper? 2 weeks ago:
But did you ever get your curtain drawn?
- Comment on Stay hydrated 2 weeks ago:
Same but more pee.
Like a lot more. It’s not a linear relationship at that point.
- Comment on You never know! 2 weeks ago:
I stopped packing so much. Like the saying goes, “No matter where you go, there… 's a Walmart (or similar).”
- Comment on Don't give the people what they want 2 weeks ago:
I believe you meant to say tidillating.
- Comment on I know we're on something else right now but I just wanted to share that I'm making beans and corn 2 weeks ago:
This will be a shit post in 24-72 hours, baring some sort of urgent intestinal requirement.
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- Comment on Despair.jpeg 2 weeks ago:
The only way to fix this is through the salvation and everlasting love of tiddies.
- Comment on Morning routine 3 weeks ago:
All memes are dumb, but ours are dumbist.
- Comment on Raise your words 3 weeks ago:
🎶 Sing 🎶
- Comment on Hello there 3 weeks ago:
May Barry marry an aerial fairy, or will Larry carry his heavy dairy?
- Comment on American Dream ✨ 3 weeks ago:
Seems to me they’re paying for the medical care of random strangers.
Will there be a queue somewhere, or can I register online?
- Comment on ‘I feel invisible’: over-50s reveal harsh realities of trying to get a job 4 weeks ago:
For what it’s worth these days in the USA, this specifically is illegal in Colorado, Delaware, Oregon and NYC. That’s in addition to protections provided by the ADEA.
- Comment on ‘I feel invisible’: over-50s reveal harsh realities of trying to get a job 4 weeks ago:
Never put dates on the education part of your resume.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Eau…I see.
- Comment on Title 4 weeks ago:
No it isn’t.
- Comment on TELL ME 5 weeks ago:
I think it says Fender.
- Comment on Original reference image 5 weeks ago:
Tickling the ivories takes a dark turn.
- Comment on sell me your company with five words 5 weeks ago:
I am an absolute delight.
- Comment on How come we still haven't engineered a solution to this?? 5 weeks ago:
Kinda seems like you answered your own question.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
I imagine them saying, in real life, “sumtig” like an idiot.
- Comment on Tomorrow... 5 weeks ago:
This is part of the Pi Expanded Universe.
- Comment on What is the most common stupid question you hear/see? 5 weeks ago:
What is esales?
- Comment on What is the most common stupid question you hear/see? 5 weeks ago:
Can I touch it?
- Comment on Stare of the void ... 5 weeks ago:
Thank you, pesce be with you my friend
- Comment on Stare of the void ... 5 weeks ago:
What trailer?
Don't give the people what they want