Tikiporch

@Tikiporch@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a deep breath and think about it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think maybe you’re trying to be a jerk, but you keep calling them a pendant… Which is literally, not technically, a piece of jewelry that hangs from a chain worn around the neck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Guinea pig.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I watched several videos on a Combine Harvester's inner workings and I still don't understand how this thing works.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Two, actually. That one is an album ago. The new one is Black Hole Superette.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Say it with me, “My wife has an inner ear infection.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Compost bin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sen. Paul warns Trump 'can't bomb anyone without permission' as Iran debate heats up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s a fleece vest, but I like to imagine it as a sleeveless blazer, in true Kentucky hillbilly fashion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Curzed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baldur’s Gate 4 may happen eventually, but not with Larian Studios⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fine with a different studio doing every Baldur’s Gate iteration. Bioware, Beamdog, Black Isle, and others have done Baldurs Gate games and I enjoyed them. I see no reason to tether the franchise to a single developer, particularly one whose heart isn’t in it anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨passage of time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, ifixit says m this repair requires hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨passage of time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can replace them, but not fairly easy. Squeezing three delicate, rolled up ribbon cables through the hinge without tearing is not a job for adults with hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 Teardown: Still Glued, Still Soldered, Still Drifting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dreamcast can’t come to the phone right now, it’s dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's an absolutely medium quality game? Not great, incredible or terrible or any single ended extreme. Dead medium quality⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is probably more subjective than best/worst. So…

  Vanilla Skyrim.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*pat pat pat*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like a simple solution⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s how you get a UTI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On the one hand we don’t mind because we want you to die, and on the other we hope you don’t take anyone innocent with you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I know this doesn't make complete sense, but whatever⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One cheer for Ozma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a good question⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They only wear tiny crosses if they also have tiny Jesus on them. The lesson of the crucifixion pain can only manifest if everything is to proper scale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh noes!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is it not a bunch of sexy couches in the ravine?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You ever just take a shit so huge it boosts your mood after?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get the zoomies like the apex predator you are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too bad we can't all act like this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My municipality recently switched waste management companies because the new guys promised to put a staffed customer service location nearby.

  I’m flumoxed. We’re paying more for this, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ooooooo yoo gonna git it now!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The pink paca strikes again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The solution to many problems⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This would work better than cancer warnings on cigarette packs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't like to brag, but⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re going to flip your lid when you learn that you can react to emails in Outlook now. It’s completely ignorable, so I assume Microsoft will find a way to shove it in my face soon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'28 Years Later' Was Filmed Using 20 iPhones at Once⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IPhone ad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘King of the Hill’ Revival Casts Toby Huss to Take Over as Voice of Dale Gribble⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video apps like Hulu “cannot be used on Nintendo Switch 2,” says support page⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right, Hulu is on there. Netflix is the one not available on Switch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video apps like Hulu “cannot be used on Nintendo Switch 2,” says support page⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think it worked on the Switch either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  F’n

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hot in the car today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Faithful flatulence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Misunderstood the assignment…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mommy has no nose, it’s okay.