wador
@wador@lemmy.zip
- Comment on 五行佛性 1 month ago:
The funny thing about this is that it then would be a criminal act to mow the lawn or “abort” a growing grass seed…
- Comment on Cookies policy 1 month ago:
Hey waiter! The crincly hairs are missing on my cookies!
- Comment on I'll spelunk your 6 if you spelunk my 9 1 month ago:
What are you doing step cave?
- Comment on Hmmmm 1 month ago:
Isn’t there like a toungue in cheek comment about that in the movie?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
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Tadaaaa! - Comment on Hello Children 1 month ago:
Uncle Pedro?
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 5 comments
- Comment on Get in my cup! 1 month ago:
Sometimes I put my underwear on inside out. I love the feeling of having the whole world in them.
- Comment on Those damned leftists!!!1!! 1 month ago:
Oh, just above the alligator pegging station?
- Comment on Those damned leftists!!!1!! 1 month ago:
So, where is the prostate massage basement?
- Comment on It's gay to brush your teeth 1 month ago:
Yeah! So they all get scurvy.
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 49 comments
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 2 months ago:
Look dad! I’m a real toilet!
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 2 months ago:
Well, it’s not like it’s made of wood and have strings
- Comment on If You Know, You Know 2 months ago:
Ah, those are the three bags you get in the sex book store.
- Comment on Whaaaatsaaaaaaap 2 months ago:
When you’re at it, can you send it to my great great grandmother?
- Comment on the Pope uses his teeth to eat food 2 months ago:
But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.
- Comment on Celebrities who had sex with eachother 2 months ago:
Yeah… so she had sex with herself
- Comment on Celebrities who had sex with eachother 2 months ago:
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- Comment on How old is the "world's oldest profession"? 2 months ago:
You could be a blow queen… Then you get money and food at the same time.
- Comment on How old is the "world's oldest profession"? 2 months ago:
Some people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.
- Comment on Celebrities who had sex with eachother 2 months ago:
…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please
- Comment on when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first? 2 months ago:
Brand new sentence right there
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 11 comments
- Comment on A masturbator 2 months ago:
As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.
- Comment on A masturbator 2 months ago:
AI slop…py seconds
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 27 comments
- Comment on Can I push your stool in? 2 months ago:
Well… I am a dad, but I haven’t met your mother in a long time, so I’m not sure if I’m your dad.
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 10 comments
- Comment on I prefer mine with the bone 2 months ago:
Avo ado without a I.
