wador
@wador@lemmy.zip
- Comment on 五行佛性 6 days ago:
The funny thing about this is that it then would be a criminal act to mow the lawn or “abort” a growing grass seed…
- Comment on Cookies policy 1 week ago:
Hey waiter! The crincly hairs are missing on my cookies!
- Comment on I'll spelunk your 6 if you spelunk my 9 1 week ago:
What are you doing step cave?
- Comment on Hmmmm 1 week ago:
Isn’t there like a toungue in cheek comment about that in the movie?
- Comment on Worrying grimoire 1 week ago:
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Tadaaaa! - Comment on Hello Children 1 week ago:
Uncle Pedro?
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 5 comments
- Comment on Get in my cup! 1 week ago:
Sometimes I put my underwear on inside out. I love the feeling of having the whole world in them.
- Comment on Those damned leftists!!!1!! 2 weeks ago:
Oh, just above the alligator pegging station?
- Comment on Those damned leftists!!!1!! 2 weeks ago:
So, where is the prostate massage basement?
- Comment on It's gay to brush your teeth 2 weeks ago:
Yeah! So they all get scurvy.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 49 comments
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 3 weeks ago:
Look dad! I’m a real toilet!
- Comment on Is there a reason why toilets are made out of one of the most resonating materials possible while also being made in a shape that makes a small fart sound like a damn trombone? 3 weeks ago:
Well, it’s not like it’s made of wood and have strings
- Comment on If You Know, You Know 3 weeks ago:
Ah, those are the three bags you get in the sex book store.
- Comment on Whaaaatsaaaaaaap 4 weeks ago:
When you’re at it, can you send it to my great great grandmother?
- Comment on the Pope uses his teeth to eat food 4 weeks ago:
But still, the Pope often takes fetuses from pregnant women and bite them over the spine with his teeth. He then cracks the fetuses open and suck the spinal fluid out of the spine.
- Comment on Celebrities who had sex with eachother 5 weeks ago:
Yeah… so she had sex with herself
- Comment on Celebrities who had sex with eachother 5 weeks ago:
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- Comment on How old is the "world's oldest profession"? 5 weeks ago:
You could be a blow queen… Then you get money and food at the same time.
- Comment on How old is the "world's oldest profession"? 5 weeks ago:
Some people jokingly say that prostitution is the oldest profession. I don’t know about that, but transactional sex must be as old as humanity.
- Comment on Celebrities who had sex with eachother 5 weeks ago:
…and that’s pretty darn funny! Isn’t it? Come on… please
- Comment on when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first? 5 weeks ago:
Brand new sentence right there
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to [deleted] | 11 comments
- Comment on A masturbator 5 weeks ago:
As an annoying colleague I send the original picture to my colleague at least once a week. Can I use your picture? He would be thrilled.
- Comment on A masturbator 5 weeks ago:
AI slop…py seconds
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to [deleted] | 27 comments
- Comment on Can I push your stool in? 5 weeks ago:
Well… I am a dad, but I haven’t met your mother in a long time, so I’m not sure if I’m your dad.
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to [deleted] | 10 comments
- Comment on I prefer mine with the bone 5 weeks ago:
Avo ado without a I.
