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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn’t feel like looking for my copy lolImage
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
is it possible to freeze semen?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.
foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
This is… whut? uhhh. ehrmm… Okay… yeaaaahhh.
No.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
tasty is the word you are looking for
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Oh… ಠ_ಠ
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I remember seeing this book for the first time while picking shipments for Amazon, saw more than one copy of it shipped out
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I’ll never look at flan the same way again. Thanks for ruining my favorite dessert for me.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Once you get past it and grow to like it it’ll have a whole new layer of kink - if you just embrace it…
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Have you ever tried it? Does it have any properties beneficial to baking? Is there any significant taste differenece?
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 months ago
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If a Wiccan baddie needs reagents, who am I to say no?
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
FRIEREN NO!
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 2 months ago
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
FRIEREN
YESSSSSSSSSS
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 2 months ago
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Probably planted by The Hero Himmel as a hint.
fake_username@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
why is the cum black
Alatarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
They caramelized it first.
snooggums@piefed.world 2 months ago
That should be a golden brown.
They carbonized it.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Microplastics, duh.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Came from Anders Klimax
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 2 months ago
As many have guessed, the author’s professoral career at Hogwarts was very brief.
Shindo66@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.
tigermountain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It helps if the witch is hot.
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s why they used to burn witches, people lo5ve hot witches, the hotter the better
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I want to be dominated by a ghost! She would be translucent—and—can possess your prostate to squeeze and release at high frequencies! Her favorite music is “Scooby Doo-style,” and her favorite activity is rotating furniture when people aren’t looking!
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yalls don’t need rituals and spells to get that result, just be slightly nice to me.
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gender swapped “Obsession”. Should be fine, right?
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
lol, they put so much eyeliner on our guy with a particular set of skills.
Varesti@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
wador@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
orenj@leminal.space 2 months ago
i like the big cartoony cum splorch
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
Any horny witches down to fuck?
uen3@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Johandea@feddit.nu 2 months ago
So, do you need that specific mans semen, or is it okay to use one owns?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d want to taste the original at least once, but I’d love to eventually figure out a way to make it myself at home.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I feel like the procurement process for the semen needed to perform the spells is probably what’s doing the unleashing dominating and/or controlling here rather than anything magical, but if you get the results you want either way then no harm done
fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
by the transitive property, this means trans men are indomitable (unless they want to be)
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Be careful not to give conservatives more stupid arguments
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Golddiggers figured out the power of semen a long time ago. Time it right, and it’s 18 years of regular paychecks.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not worth it
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Something looks off about that semen being used.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 months ago
? looks normal to me.
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You should talk to a doctor.
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Obligatory South Park “Sea Man” meme
Curiousfur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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dingleberrylover@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I really enjoyed this show!
DrSoap@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Me too. I miss it a lot and fall isn’t as fun without it airing.