Worrying grimoire
Submitted 2 weeks ago by JimHollow@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
WHAT THE FUCK
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn’t feel like looking for my copy lolImage
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.
foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
This is… whut? uhhh. ehrmm… Okay… yeaaaahhh.
No.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
tasty is the word you are looking for
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Oh… ಠ_ಠ
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I remember seeing this book for the first time while picking shipments for Amazon, saw more than one copy of it shipped out
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I’ll never look at flan the same way again. Thanks for ruining my favorite dessert for me.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Once you get past it and grow to like it it’ll have a whole new layer of kink - if you just embrace it…
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Have you ever tried it? Does it have any properties beneficial to baking? Is there any significant taste differenece?
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
Godric@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If a Wiccan baddie needs reagents, who am I to say no?
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
FRIEREN NO!
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 2 weeks ago
socsa@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
FRIEREN
YESSSSSSSSSS
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 2 weeks ago
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Probably planted by The Hero Himmel as a hint.
fake_username@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
why is the cum black
Alatarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
They caramelized it first.
snooggums@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
That should be a golden brown.
They carbonized it.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Microplastics, duh.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Came from Anders Klimax
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 2 weeks ago
As many have guessed, the author’s professoral career at Hogwarts was very brief.
Shindo66@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.
tigermountain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It helps if the witch is hot.
ignotum@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s why they used to burn witches, people lo5ve hot witches, the hotter the better
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I want to be dominated by a ghost! She would be translucent—and—can possess your prostate to squeeze and release at high frequencies! Her favorite music is “Scooby Doo-style,” and her favorite activity is rotating furniture when people aren’t looking!
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yalls don’t need rituals and spells to get that result, just be slightly nice to me.
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Gender swapped “Obsession”. Should be fine, right?
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
lol, they put so much eyeliner on our guy with a particular set of skills.
Varesti@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
wador@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
orenj@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
i like the big cartoony cum splorch
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Any horny witches down to fuck?
uen3@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Johandea@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
So, do you need that specific mans semen, or is it okay to use one owns?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d want to taste the original at least once, but I’d love to eventually figure out a way to make it myself at home.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I feel like the procurement process for the semen needed to perform the spells is probably what’s doing the unleashing dominating and/or controlling here rather than anything magical, but if you get the results you want either way then no harm done
fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
by the transitive property, this means trans men are indomitable (unless they want to be)
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Be careful not to give conservatives more stupid arguments
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Golddiggers figured out the power of semen a long time ago. Time it right, and it’s 18 years of regular paychecks.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not worth it
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Something looks off about that semen being used.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
? looks normal to me.
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You should talk to a doctor.
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Obligatory South Park “Sea Man” meme
Curiousfur@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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dingleberrylover@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I really enjoyed this show!
DrSoap@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Me too. I miss it a lot and fall isn’t as fun without it airing.