Worrying grimoire

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• BaraCoded@literature.cafe ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  As many have guessed, the author’s professoral career at Hogwarts was very brief.

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• wador@lemmy.zip ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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  Tadaaaa!

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• xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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  Did someone say grimoire?

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• uen3@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  …But I do deny them my- essence.

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• Curiousfur@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Oh… ಠ⁠_ಠ

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    WHAT THE FUCK

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    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn’t feel like looking for my copy lolImage

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  • foodandart@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is… whut? uhhh. ehrmm… Okay… yeaaaahhh.

    No.

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  • Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I remember seeing this book for the first time while picking shipments for Amazon, saw more than one copy of it shipped out

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If a Wiccan baddie needs reagents, who am I to say no?

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• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• antsu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  FRIEREN NO!

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• Shindo66@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.

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• fake_username@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  why is the cum black

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Microplastics, duh.

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  • Alatarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They caramelized it first.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That should be a golden brown.

      They carbonized it.

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Came from Anders Klimax

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yalls don’t need rituals and spells to get that result, just be slightly nice to me.

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gender swapped “Obsession”. Should be fine, right?

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Any horny witches down to fuck?

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• orenj@leminal.space ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i like the big cartoony cum splorch

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• Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So, do you need that specific mans semen, or is it okay to use one owns?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I’d want to taste the original at least once, but I’d love to eventually figure out a way to make it myself at home.

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• Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I feel like the procurement process for the semen needed to perform the spells is probably what’s doing the unleashing dominating and/or controlling here rather than anything magical, but if you get the results you want either way then no harm done

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• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Golddiggers figured out the power of semen a long time ago. Time it right, and it’s 18 years of regular paychecks.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not worth it

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• Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Something looks off about that semen being used.

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