Godric
@Godric@lemmy.world
- Comment on He took it literally 8 hours ago:
“I invoke my right to remain silent”
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- Comment on Regional differences 1 day ago:
No, caimans taste more like crocodile, common mistake!
- Comment on Can they???? 2 days ago:
Foot language?
- Comment on Regional differences 2 days ago:
Instructions unclear, I have put a baby alligator in my mouth. It tasted like chicken!
- Comment on genius 2 days ago:
My submarine business is struggling with high “maintenance” and “safety” fees, send me your rates!
- Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 12 comments
- Comment on What's it going to take to truly stop the US? 3 days ago:
Ah, remind me, how did Russia’s attempt to capture Zelenskyy go?
- Comment on What's it going to take to truly stop the US? 4 days ago:
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Canada invade with their 70k military.
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US imposes a blockade with more aircraft carriers than rest of the world combined.
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US military proceeds to shred Canada’s, as they outnumber them 20-1. Please recall Canadian troop imports are cut off.
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US smirks, as 2/3 Canadians live within 100km of the boarder.
Branding doesn’t decide conventional wars, spending 100x more on blowing tan people up instead of funding hospitals and education does.
Thinking Canada could try or would even contemplate initiating national suicide is clown shit there bud. Reality sadly doesn’t care about wishful thinking.
To paraphrase Lincoln, ‘Shall we expect some transatlantic giant to crush us with a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia, and Africa with all the treasure of the earth could not take a drink from the Ohio or make a track on the Blue Ridge in a trial of a thousand years. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must be the author and finisher. As a nation of free men, we shall live forever, or die by suicide.’
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- Submitted 4 days ago to [deleted] | 3 comments
- Comment on What's it going to take to truly stop the US? 4 days ago:
Canada invade the US
Stopped reading there, LMFAO! Say what you want about leadership, but the US military is still extremely effective, as proved a couple days ago. I don’t recall the last time I’ve ever read a dumber take, ~70k troops invading 1.5 million 😂
- Comment on Bye! 1 week ago:
Yes they would. Look at him, look at his guilty ruffian face
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- Comment on Honestly how????? 1 week ago:
No. Is Rae-el in the room with us right now???
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 24 comments
- Comment on The Lioness does not... 1 week ago:
Post more woman-humor to offset it!
- Comment on We wouldn't listen, anyway. 1 week ago:
Onion News Network - Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
- Comment on Meditation is for posers and yuppies 1 week ago:
??? Who are these Americans besmirching beans?
- Comment on Do better? 1 week ago:
No, it’s Marijuana…
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 7 comments
- Comment on The Lioness does not... 1 week ago:
You’re reading a little much into a ASOIAF meme here, friend.
- Comment on They can't keep getting away with this 1 week ago:
Joke’s on them, the knowers boof hard liqour everyday to spook the spooks!
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- Comment on The Lioness does not... 1 week ago:
A reposted shitpost isn’t like reading Tolkien???
Does “Suck a lemon, you pedantic twat.” meet your grammatical standards? Should I try again? XD
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- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Incredibly based
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