Godric
@Godric@lemmy.world
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- Comment on Cheers lads 6 days ago:
I’m glad you’re in a better place, thanks for sharing
- Comment on Cheers lads 1 week ago:
Incredibly based! Never drive drunk.
Out of curiously, how did that happen? I, as a young man, personally decided to never drunk drive after snomobliling drunk on a lake and later realizing how dangerous it is to go 80+ when there’s islands.
- Comment on Cheers lads 1 week ago:
It’s fun while it lasts!
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 22 comments
- Comment on Get that Musky Grindset going 2 weeks ago:
Proof that billionaires aren’t actually all that good with money. One could easily show their penis to someone for $250 if the ads in the newspaper are to be believed, or for $50 if you’re charming over dinner.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 43 comments
- Comment on "Americans can't coo-" 3 weeks ago:
My dad once made a homemade smoker out of an old dishwasher, and smoked salmon was one of the dishes we cooked in it!
- Comment on We exist to pay rent, wage slave, and to generate new wage slaves for exploitation. 4 weeks ago:
Right? The world is so open yet they can only point out the bars.
- Comment on Scarlett Johansson Wants Marvel Fans to Let Black Widow Go: ‘Let Her Have Her Hero Moment’ 5 weeks ago:
Maybe they shouldn’t bring people back, so a death actually means something.
- Comment on We exist to pay rent, wage slave, and to generate new wage slaves for exploitation. 5 weeks ago:
Why is it whenever I want to vibe with shitposts, it’s always a .ml account ruins the vibe?
- Comment on Gimme some evidence that anyone at all in the government is pushing back on Trump with any effectiveness at all. Someone throw me a bone here. 😬 2 months ago:
Join a LGBT+ friendly group, don’t be a a fuckin fairy about it.
- Comment on Anon questions North Korea 2 months ago:
Bomb railway Oops looks like no more movement for the forseeable future until we can get engineers to fill the crater and rebuild the track to spec. If you mess up repairs, the whole train can derail and back to square 1!
Bomb highway Oops looks like you have to go around the crater, that might add a minute to your journey. If it’s really big, you might have to take a ten minute detour until we can slather some gravel and asphalt over the hole.
- Comment on Contributing to the local economy 2 months ago:
I understood, I just don’t believe in /s’ when shitposting
- Comment on Contributing to the local economy 2 months ago:
Yeah, I got some pizza delivered during yesterday’s snowstorm. Fuck tipping culture, my tip for the driver was to reccomend they get a better job that doesn’t have them driving in a blizzard.
- Comment on What happened to Larry the Cable Guy? 2 months ago:
What a fantastic read, I’m sitting here cackling reading it
but first let me say this; you are very mistaken if you think that I don’t know your audience.
Hell, I could’ve been heckled by the parents of some of the very people that come see you now. I grew up in Roswell, Georgia (near the Funny Bone and not far from The Punch Line). The very first time I went on stage was at The Punch Line in Sandy Springs in 1982 when I was 17. I cut my teeth in the south and my first road gigs ever were in Augusta, Charleston, Baton Rouge, and Louisville. I remember them very well, specifically because of the audience. I remember thinking (occasionally, not all the time) “what a bunch of dumb redneck, easily entertained, ignorant motherfuckers. I can’t believe the stupid shit they think is funny.” So, yes, I do know your audience, and they suck.
- Comment on Yaay 2 months ago:
Keeper; Keeper the fuck away from me
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 74 comments
- Comment on Who can relate? 3 months ago:
Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered “fish” theologically speaking.
- Comment on Anon buys laxatives 3 months ago:
Because this is a 2018 greentext and 2018 OP is describing their 12 year-old self.
“Context is king”, I’ve heard a wise woman say.
- Comment on Anon buys laxatives 3 months ago:
12 year old anon didn’t see their bully for 2 weeks, 12 year anon doesn’t care. Not everything is a pearl clutch bud.
- Comment on Shitposting 3 months ago:
Anarchist Socialist
OK, libshit
/s
- Comment on okay.. 4 months ago:
- Comment on Just put a spray tan over it 4 months ago:
Why is Gamora?
- Comment on Damn, "Thoughts and Prayers!" 4 months ago:
True
- Submitted 4 months ago to [deleted] | 70 comments
- Comment on Fantastic Call NGL 4 months ago:
I feel like i need some context, whether fake or legend.
This is not Faker, the League of Legends GOAT, but a different famous Korean, President Yoon! For context, he tried declaring martial law and imprisoning political opponents yesterday, which did not go well for him.
- Comment on Mithril is a helluva drug! 4 months ago:
Elrond: “I am half-man, It’s not racist”
- Submitted 4 months ago to [deleted] | 4 comments
