Godric
@Godric@lemmy.world
- Comment on Friggen leafs 1 day ago:
You betcha!
- Comment on Don’t want your license plate to rust now. 1 day ago:
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Wrong!
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This one can!
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- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 4 days ago:
My turn for an unpopular opinion:
I’m not going to self-police myself for anyone, and I don’t think they should have to either.
- Comment on Few adult men are killed by adult women. 1 week ago:
I like to turn up the Bluetooth speaker and pretend I’m Stan Rogers performing in a smokey bar, using my showerbeer as a microphone.
- Comment on Few adult men are killed by adult women. 1 week ago:
Holy shit, that guy is so cool, changing my PfP, brb
- Comment on Few adult men are killed by adult women. 1 week ago:
Lil’ bit of ragebait has always been part of shitposting, but usually it’s at least funny ragebait
- Comment on Teehee 1 week ago:
Very true! Please, enjoy the safe-edgey HR approved joke below, specially curated to not be a bannably controversial!
- Comment on I trained mine to roll cigars for both of us! 1 week ago:
Well, they do drink no matter what, but they dont need much!
- Comment on I trained mine to roll cigars for both of us! 1 week ago:
Mibkeys need like a shot of whisky to get hammered you stingy bastard! I’d call you a caveman but they at least would throw a dog a bone
- Comment on I trained mine to roll cigars for both of us! 1 week ago:
Have you SEEN the price of whisky these days? The cost of getting that little fucker drunk and lightfingered is negligible, even if he smokes like a chimney
- Comment on I trained mine to roll cigars for both of us! 1 week ago:
Man, Europe sounds miserable these days!
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- Comment on Different strokes 1 week ago:
When I worked at the gas station, I never charged for gas. I’d let them put their card in, say “Nah man, gas is free today”, and then steal their bank information. I stole over 1,000,000,000,000 from dumb fucking rubes using this simple little trick :)
- Comment on I met a traveller from an antique land... 1 week ago:
I think that, and Mr. Pocket were my two favorite parts
- Comment on I met a traveller from an antique land... 1 week ago:
“This too shall pass”, even for emperors of the world.
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- Comment on Netflix is garbage 1 week ago:
Yar-har and fiddle-dee-dee!
- Comment on In the age of Ancients... 1 week ago:
I go for the quad myself; Phone, Wallet, Keys, and a Can-Do Attitude!
- Comment on Bandwidth 1 week ago:
Boo. Dad band and dad joke all in one, for shame!
- Comment on Gender neutral guide 1 week ago:
It’s sad, the few things one can monger.
War, fish, roumors, cheese, fear, and whores, not much else to be a mongerer-of :(
- Comment on In the age of Ancients... 1 week ago:
Alas, you left them in all day too, so…
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 17 comments
- Comment on Not at all 2 weeks ago:
Pseudodragons are so rad, but cats absolutely do not need more arrogance and power
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 16 comments
- Comment on I should offer him a custom vid 2 weeks ago:
I trawl c/lemmyshitpost for jokes to send to my Grandma, my poor Christian eyes!
- Comment on US problems require US solutions 2 weeks ago:
That’s the old meta, the best strategy is to use one really big gun and lots of armor
- Comment on Me too! Or not? Whichever! 2 weeks ago:
Tesseract bad! ICE bad! Upvote now, quick!
- Comment on Peak Fiction 🐐 3 weeks ago:
🤢
