You deserve better, honey bun.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  prime for an “oddly specific” community

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• abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This sounds like theres a story to tell

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Guy made their nipples stink after her sucked on them

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But why??

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Men with halitosis like to suck titties too

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    • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I assumed it was a smoker

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    • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That ain’t real

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• TheImpressiveX@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  sorry bout your nipples

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s the card I normally give the next morning.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There are two sides to every story. Maybe her nipples stink and she’s projecting? And he’s crying at home trying to get the taste out of his mouth with a bar of Irish Spring.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    can confirm. Irish Spring gets last nights whiskey ferment out of your whore mouth.

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    • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cheers lads, what do we do for rotgut vodka?

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• Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Grandma be like Image

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• macncheese@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Da fuq?

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is the vibe I go for

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• al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I read this as nipples “sink” bon voyage!

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What are you sinking about?

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    youtu.be/OntgdM84SDQ

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  God that reminds me of the end of this “Good Luck, Babe” parody

  (Sorry its tiktok, I couldn’t find it anywhere else but Instagram)

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sounds funny, sadly TikTok is so cancer I literally cannot open the link with ad block installed :(

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