This sounds like theres a story to tell
You deserve better, honey bun.
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Men with halitosis like to suck titties too
TheDoozer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I assumed it was a smoker
TheImpressiveX@piefed.social 2 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
sorry bout your nipples
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s the card I normally give the next morning.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There are two sides to every story. Maybe her nipples stink and she’s projecting? And he’s crying at home trying to get the taste out of his mouth with a bar of Irish Spring.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
can confirm. Irish Spring gets last nights whiskey ferment out of your whore mouth.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cheers lads, what do we do for rotgut vodka?
Meron35@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
macncheese@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Da fuq?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
This is the vibe I go for
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
I read this as nipples “sink” bon voyage!
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What are you sinking about?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
God that reminds me of the end of this “Good Luck, Babe” parody
(Sorry its tiktok, I couldn’t find it anywhere else but Instagram)
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sounds funny, sadly TikTok is so cancer I literally cannot open the link with ad block installed :(
expatriado@lemmy.world 2 months ago
prime for an “oddly specific” community