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- Comment on When you goof on your spoof 2 weeks ago:
My dentist called me to book an appointment and less than 5 seconds later, my wife called. She’s obviously cheating on me with the dentist.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I mean unless you lack hands, it’s easily preventable
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Maybe they mean that you look like you have cool, youthful interests and values.
- Comment on Man on a mission 3 weeks ago:
Apparently it’s not too late
- Comment on Maybe three towels 3 weeks ago:
Well, the U.S. definitely weighs down the average (pun intended), but it’s only 4% of the world’s population.
- Comment on Maybe three towels 3 weeks ago:
Am I the only one who never felt that Deanna Troi wasn’t particularly attractive? I mean, she’s okay (enough that it doesn’t detract from other traits), but not above average. Yet she’s often presented as if she’s supposed to be eye candy for the show.
- Comment on Spring break on a budget 3 weeks ago:
Shattered butt
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
I don’t understand how this is supposed to be some kind of gotcha or mind blowing realization. Isn’t it obvious to everyone older than 3yo in the entire world?
- Comment on Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing. 4 weeks ago:
Maybe it should just say “this means your intelligence is below average”. I genuinely think someone with <80 IQ would have a very low chance of understanding the text as presented in the screenshot.
Stupid people are people with human rights too, and they should be considered with empathy when building a society. That should be particularly obvious to a site that performs IQ tests. For every person with an IQ above 100, there’s a person below.
- Comment on Hey... so, uh, whatcha doin' in there? 4 weeks ago:
Wouldn’t we be better off alone? Nobody at home to give us shit. Just do whatever you feel like.
- Comment on Where is my filet knife? 4 weeks ago:
Raising landlords causes harm to the human tenants
- Comment on Where is my filet knife? 4 weeks ago:
Only humans were harmed
- Comment on The UN Voted to Make Food A Human Right, Only Two Countries Voted No: Israel and USA 5 weeks ago:
Because nothing has changed since then, except for the worse.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Maybe the annoyance was that it wasn’t annoying enough
- Comment on omg hes just like me 1 month ago:
The universe is a chain of cause and effect, and the only way to interpret “a reason” for something without introducing artificial human constructs of morality, is “what caused it?”. The process of evolution caused this.
- Comment on Dating apps from 2018-2022 were wild. Might still be but I've been monogamous since late 2023. 1 month ago:
I don’t think we were using the same dating apps
- Comment on 1 month ago:
So… okay if it’s my sister, then?
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Exactly! I’m sterilized so I don’t see an issue with dating my daughter.
- Comment on True love 1 month ago:
I mean yeah, all romantic movies are about cheating.
- Comment on worried 1 month ago:
“No worries I won’t touch your gf, I just wanna sit and watch while you guys have sex.”
- Comment on Explain it like I'm 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public? 1 month ago:
Not necessarily. The Pixel 9P has three different microphones and they are used differently for different situations. All I can say is the person on the other end can’t hear me unless I turn on speakerphone.
- Comment on Explain it like I'm 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public? 1 month ago:
My microphone is broken. People hear me better if I switch to speakerphone.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Who makes the rules?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Not sure if extra shitty shitpost or just spam…
- Comment on The wonders of machine translation 1 month ago:
In Swedish, the word for a single piece of poo is “bajskorv” (literally translated: “poo sausage”).
- Comment on I blame Obama 1 month ago:
After that final hour, respect returns to the normal amount.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I’ve dated quite a few women and had a couple of long-term relationships. They all seem reluctant - it happens but rarely. I’ve never pushed it, only shown in every way I can how much I enjoy it when it does happen. My current domestic partner does it, but I probably go down on her 10-20x more often than she does me.
But it’s also kind of a general pattern that they expect me to take the initiative in sex, and they are relatively passive. One hypothesis I have is that taking too much initiative makes them feel “slutty” or that their own desirability is not confirmed enough. Maybe this is just a part of that general pattern. But what do I know.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I genuinely wonder what that’s about. Why is it so much of a sacrifice, why is it any different from giving a back rub (assuming you have good hygiene). I certainly am not bothered by going down on her - on the contrary.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Where is this so I’ll know how to avoid it please
- Comment on mfw I get hit on by women 2 months ago: