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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cushion sold separately⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I, for one, welcome the return to a classic meme format.Reece Witherspoon - Reece Withoutherspoon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds plausible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay, they’re third world babies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ever create an account just to leave a negative review?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes the issue is clearly budgetary constraints and/or the director’s fault. Additional shooting days or stunt doubles could have avoided the lack of credibility.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern lies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s BOSS Bottled Tonic. The idea I had originally was to not mix different scents randomly (soap, schampoo, deostick, EdT), potentially creating a dissonance or “frankensmell”.

  I don’t know enough about this to select a combo that works, but I can make sure to use the same scent across the board. BOSS Bottled Tonic existed as combined bodywash/shampoo, deostick and EdT. Unfortunately they seem to now have discontinued the deostick variant so I’m using the standard BOSS Bottled deostick as a replacement. It surprises and annoys me that companies aren’t consistent with the available scents across their product lines - did this mode of usage never occur to them? In my mind it should be a kind of baseline default.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern lies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a nicer shampoo that’s about 3x as expensive, but it’s also at least twice as strong so I only need about a teaspoon for a shower. And it smells like a spa. Makes me feel great, and my partner often compliments how good I smell after I’ve taken a shower.

  So yeah, I think it’s worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you goof on your spoof⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dentist called me to book an appointment and less than 5 seconds later, my wife called. She’s obviously cheating on me with the dentist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean unless you lack hands, it’s easily preventable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe they mean that you look like you have cool, youthful interests and values.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man on a mission⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently it’s not too late

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe three towels⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, the U.S. definitely weighs down the average (pun intended), but it’s only 4% of the world’s population.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe three towels⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Am I the only one who never felt that Deanna Troi wasn’t particularly attractive? I mean, she’s okay (enough that it doesn’t detract from other traits), but not above average. Yet she’s often presented as if she’s supposed to be eye candy for the show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spring break on a budget⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shattered butt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand how this is supposed to be some kind of gotcha or mind blowing realization. Isn’t it obvious to everyone older than 3yo in the entire world?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sent this to my friends flexing a "top 65%" score. The site didn't make it clear that's not a good thing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it should just say “this means your intelligence is below average”. I genuinely think someone with <80 IQ would have a very low chance of understanding the text as presented in the screenshot.

  Stupid people are people with human rights too, and they should be considered with empathy when building a society. That should be particularly obvious to a site that performs IQ tests. For every person with an IQ above 100, there’s a person below.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey... so, uh, whatcha doin' in there?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t we be better off alone? Nobody at home to give us shit. Just do whatever you feel like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is my filet knife?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Raising landlords causes harm to the human tenants

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where is my filet knife?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Only humans were harmed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The UN Voted to Make Food A Human Right, Only Two Countries Voted No: Israel and USA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because nothing has changed since then, except for the worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe the annoyance was that it wasn’t annoying enough

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨omg hes just like me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The universe is a chain of cause and effect, and the only way to interpret “a reason” for something without introducing artificial human constructs of morality, is “what caused it?”. The process of evolution caused this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dating apps from 2018-2022 were wild. Might still be but I've been monogamous since late 2023.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think we were using the same dating apps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So… okay if it’s my sister, then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly! I’m sterilized so I don’t see an issue with dating my daughter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True love⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean yeah, all romantic movies are about cheating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨worried⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “No worries I won’t touch your gf, I just wanna sit and watch while you guys have sex.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Explain it like I'm 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not necessarily. The Pixel 9P has three different microphones and they are used differently for different situations. All I can say is the person on the other end can’t hear me unless I turn on speakerphone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Explain it like I'm 5: Why is everyone on speakerphone in public?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My microphone is broken. People hear me better if I switch to speakerphone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who makes the rules?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure if extra shitty shitpost or just spam…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The wonders of machine translation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In Swedish, the word for a single piece of poo is “bajskorv” (literally translated: “poo sausage”).