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• meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Objection!

  Exhibit A: Jackass unrated 3 pack DVD box set

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Woman want another child is called productive.

  Man want their nut to be kicked again is called masochist.

  Where’s the equality in that? Finding pleasure in pain shouldn’t be shunned, get your nut kicked today!

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  • MashedHobbits@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s because having a baby gets you a baby. Getting hit in the nuts doesn’t suddenly make a baby. I mean, depending on how it happens I guess.

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    So one is painful for a few minutes, the other gives you a long lasting debuff. That’s really not helping your case.

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    If there’s a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned

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    • AlolanYoda@mander.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      That’d be part of why they’re single, I guess

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Flickerby@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The woman who birthed my child didn’t remember anything of the actual process, the pain is so bad the brain just kinda blocks it out after the fact apparently. I’ve read this is fairly common. One thing I do remember is how bad my hand hurt after all that squeezing, I needed like a whole two ibuprofen to fix it, talk about killer.

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Just be glad you’re not a Huichol who (allegedly) tied a rope around the father’s testicles for the mother to pull during childbirth to share the pain…

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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Are you OK now man?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That guy should watch Jackass. Johnny Knoxville became famous for specifically that.

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There are so many guys who have asked to be kicked in the balls again.

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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Guys who are into cbt: are you sure?

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Daniel Craig and Mads Mikkelsen in black and white, looking very handsome

    Daniel: this better not awaken something in me

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• Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Neither scenario touches the torture I endure the morning after pepper-heavy, spicy Mexican food.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Obviously weak bloods are excluded

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

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  • IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You’ve never really been kicked in the nuts with any real force if you think any sort of non injury workout pain is even close.

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  • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Kidney stones, those are the worst.

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    • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I was about to say this. Had kidney stones. Would not recommend birthing a stone baby.

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  • 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Infected road rash all up your right arm is so much worse too, and I imagine there’s probably worse things than that once you get into spinal pain

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  • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them

    Have you tried both?

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    • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.

      Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT :(

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      No, and this economy and political system, I wouldn’t want to try out my mpreg fantasies…

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t think I’ve thought about this episode in like 30 years. Yet I can hear the line like it was yesterday.

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