twice_hatch
@twice_hatch@midwest.social
- Comment on Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game 15 hours ago:
This summer, unfortunately, Rob Schneider is
- Comment on Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately? 1 week ago:
I double check my writing because there are some “errors” that don’t matter (I stopped caring about “me” versus “I”) and then there are some errors that silently cause me to misinterpret the message
Like as an analogy if I ask how much milk is left in the carton in the fridge
- "haf" I know you mean half, no big deal
- "three" I know you didn’t read my question, frustrating but not the worst thing
- "full" but actually it was full three days ago when you last checked and this is stale information, and so I don’t buy another carton, then we’re out of milk because of a miscommunication
You know?
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
Let there be drums in my ass
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
Strawberry wine in my ass
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tpvjKI85GI The homeless abandoned gay pirate, to the tune of that song
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
To where the river flows in my ass
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
Back and forth forever
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
A friend in need is a friend in deep
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
Queen of the dark horizons in my ass
- Comment on You cannot learn without failing. 1 week ago:
Mistress has failed more times than the student has had chances
- Comment on Do you use your blinker in a car? 1 week ago:
Yes even in parking lots and driveways, except sometimes when I’m pulling into a double turn lane and I don’t want people to think I’m changing lanes
- Comment on I had no idea y cunt was this powerful 2 weeks ago:
Barriers are not enough, I always used a condom for PIV and still became a transbian
- Comment on Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message? 2 weeks ago:
“can’t change it, I can show you why in person if you come over real quick”
- Comment on Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message? 2 weeks ago:
Didn’t know all my old coworkers were on Lemmy lol
- Comment on Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message? 2 weeks ago:
You answer multiple questions from 200 phone calls every day?
- Comment on Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message? 2 weeks ago:
TBH this is a bit wordy
- Comment on Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message? 2 weeks ago:
That’s how I write code and I can’t stand text editors that make it difficult to have side by side panes of two files or the same file
- Comment on TFW you open a 160MB math textbook 2 weeks ago:
The viewer could solve that by caching the rasterized image so you can see blurry pixels faster :^)
- Comment on Genius 2 weeks ago:
Snowflake racist: Burrito is a Mexican word 😭 Chad globalist: Burrito is a human word 😎
- Comment on The right person for me deserves better. 1 month ago:
It’s a dark forest out there
- Comment on It's a good group! 2 months ago:
It might be the same phenomenon as bimbofication / puppygirl stuff, where one longs to be released from the responsibility of thinking
- Comment on Anon fixes Super Mario Bros 2 months ago:
What if Metroid and Zelda were girls
- Comment on Anon fixes Super Mario Bros 2 months ago:
I think it was a joke
- Comment on Anon fixes Super Mario Bros 2 months ago:
No it should have 10-year-olds with huge tits /jk
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Shoot them on sight, they’re enemy combatants 😏
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
He knows. He’s a bully who’s doing it because it will make people unhappy. Also because he is a Nazi at heart.