NotASharkInAManSuit
@NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon has a proposal for you 16 hours ago:
I would be so down. I would die, but it would be awesome.
- Comment on One of the many conspiracies I believe in 1 day ago:
That’s a wyvern, not a dragon! Fake and gay! Fake and gay!
- Comment on and they wonder why reddit stock is tanking 2 days ago:
If i were in a room with both of them I’d shoot one (either) in the gut and then shoot myself so thag I wouldn’t have to suffer through being around the other.
- Comment on and they wonder why reddit stock is tanking 2 days ago:
Tankies gonna’ tank.
Getting banned from those spaces is just kind of a right of passage. It’s the lemmy equivof getting banned from r/conservative. It just happens.
- Comment on and they wonder why reddit stock is tanking 2 days ago:
You typed out five other words, but I’ll give you some slack, this is the written/typed word and you said nothing of that.
However, if you’re not saying “Muigi Langioni, Muigi Langioni Muigi Langione Muigi Langioni, Muigi Langioni Muigi” like it’s that scene from Being John Malkovich every time you speak, and I catch wind of it, I’m going to hunt you down and fucking kill you for being a gods damned liar.
- Comment on and they wonder why reddit stock is tanking 2 days ago:
Bruce Banner is white, but he is not Hulk. Hulk is an independent entity from the other side of The Green Door that leads to the gamma reality and Bruce Banner became his conduit when blasted with grammar radiation. Hulk is green.
Source: Am nerd.
- Comment on 'None of these people have ever made a game,' BioWare co-founder Greg Zeschuk says of game industry executives: 'They just don't know how it works' 4 days ago:
The skill system and full scenario combat in Andromeda deserves so much more acknowledgment. There is a lot about that game that deserves harsh criticism, personally I blame EA and the rushed development hell they put the dev team through, but as far as combat, skill tree/class choice, and gameplay it is easily the best Mass Effect has on offer.
- Comment on Hello my urine angels. 😇 6 days ago:
- Comment on 1 week ago:
You can be both, they kind of go hand in hand.
- Comment on Priorities Set Straight. Arroof! 1 week ago:
This isn’t reddit. Feel free to downvote all of my comments and posts. It says a hell of a lot about you, mon ami. Must be rough to wake up in that head every day if that’s how you respond to being called out on your blatantly stupid and misinformed takes.
Love that I’m occupying that much of your thoughts, though, keeps you caged and contained from others. I’m happy to occupy your mind all day, baby, lather me with your attention.
- Comment on SBA #281 Time for a Commercial Break! SpongeBob Adventures is brought to you by... 1 week ago:
Once I started using jazz picks and paying around a buck a pop for them I’ve got a special little cup to keep them in next to my amp and stopped putting them in my coin pocket to be forgotten. Life changer.
Also, standard picks are trash, you deserve better.
- Comment on Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst. 1 week ago:
- Comment on Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst. 1 week ago:
I need North of The Border to make this in clay.
- Comment on Show me what slimed you. 1 week ago:
I knew this would be how it ends.
- Comment on Buddha orders a pizza: "Make me One with Everything" 1 week ago:
Are you the hot dog guy?
- Comment on Better to just turn around and leave, if you can 1 week ago:
Speaking from multiple points of experience on this one, it’s a coin toss. Sometimes it works.
- Comment on Electronic Arts to Cut 400 Jobs, Shut Down BioWare 1 week ago:
Mother fuckers.
- Comment on Look after yourselves 2 weeks ago:
Very true.
Over the weekend I had a slew of thingns to do and did them all properly along with everything else that popped up. Monday, show up and get my supervisor jumping down my throat about shit that he just blatantly made up, walks me into the managers office and tries to crucify me for his mistakes and fuck ups. That’s my incentive for doing my iob right.
So, today I will not be doing a single fucking thing. If my good work brings the same heat as doing nothing then I have literally no reason to fucking try.
- Comment on You've Just Been Hit By The Front Burner Gang 2 weeks ago:
I thought I hated the stove at my new place because it’s a glass top, but I found out it has inductive coils and the front left burner has a small and wide setting. My front left burner beats ass.
- Comment on If You Do 40 In A 60 Zone Then Goodbye Bradley 3 weeks ago:
“Not my kid, I just keep him tied up in the trunk.”
- Comment on Sleep paralysis demon. 3 weeks ago:
That’s Willem Dafoe.
- Comment on What is the collective noun for General Lees? 3 weeks ago:
Crash. A crash of Generals Lee.
- Comment on Just coincidence 3 weeks ago:
More like a fog horn.
- Comment on Just coincidence 3 weeks ago:
You did, though.
- Comment on How can one individual get Nestle, Amazon, Google, Apple, Disney, and Blackrock to go out of business? 4 weeks ago:
They can’t. It’s not a one person job and there is no getting around that.
- Comment on Moralizing scarcity 4 weeks ago:
Write that down in your copy book.
- Comment on Anon experiences a glitch 4 weeks ago:
👍
- Comment on Anon experiences a glitch 4 weeks ago:
I got none of that, and have a hard time believing I did it just the once and never before or again and that I somehow got the slippers so far away and left them there that I never saw them again. It was a wizard.
- Comment on Anon experiences a glitch 4 weeks ago:
I have one. I got this pair of slippers as a present once, best alippers ever, I always wore them. Slip them off to go to bed one night, put them in their usual spot, next morning they are gone. Nothing else out of place or moved. My roommate was out of town and I was alone for the week. I tore the place apart trying to find them, checked everywhere, looked through all the trash. They were just gone, never to be seen again. Pretty sure it was a wizard.
- Comment on Anti-choice activist Seth Gruber calls for women who get abortions to face the death penalty 4 weeks ago:
That dude is coked out as fuck.
