NotASharkInAManSuit
@NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
- Comment on W.a.m.d.i.i. 3 hours ago:
Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.
- Comment on robot slurs 1 week ago:
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 1 week ago:
Nah, I’m not mad, just disappointed. You’re disappointing.
- Comment on How do you reconcile staying sane while keeping yourself up-to-date with the news? 1 week ago:
Alcoholism.
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 week ago:
I can attest, got out of a long term relationship a while back and have had absolutely no interest in getting involved with anyone to any degree, and I have been getting way more attention than I’m used to. Having no interest, however, just leads to me awkwardly smiling, a moment of silence while they’re waiting for reciprocation, and then me saying, “Thanks. Well, you have yourself a good one!” and scurrying away to play Red Dead 2.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 1 week ago:
Fuck leeches.
- Comment on The next time you hear someone say they're just vibing in life without a job, just look at this image. 1 week ago:
Congratulations on your detachment from reality.
- Comment on mentoring 1 week ago:
True, but you should wash your balls simply because you should wash your balls, but it will never affirm your existence or masculinity or fix any problems in your life other than having stinky balls.
- Comment on mentoring 1 week ago:
You don’t gotta front, bro, we all want to dick down Gary, it doesn’t make you gay.
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
Yes.
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
No. Why bother?
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
You been a misogynist fuck your whole life?
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
Well, with that attitude…
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
“Guys” and “females.”
Zits and curfew aren’t why girls weren’t into you then and it’s not why women aren’t interested in you now, incel boy.
- Comment on They even got their own island 1 week ago:
So, what, 13 year old girls (children) should be pursuing adult men? The fuck are you getting at here?
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 1 week ago:
A little rough around the edges, but solid stuff, no complaints. Really not bad for a monkey paw thing.
- Comment on Everybody gets one [choose wisely] 1 week ago:
Complete obliviation.
- Comment on How do you combat boredom? 2 weeks ago:
Some folks have a fear of rad shit.
- Comment on How do you combat boredom? 2 weeks ago:
Guitar and Warhammer 40K.
- Comment on Fuck you i'm closing my eyes 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon has a false alarm 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on The good old days 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on When everything is fake and we continue to believe it 2 weeks ago:
Never has this meme held such relevance.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
I don’t like musicals in general but anything by Andrew Lloyd Webber (writer of Cats) is especially grating for me, he tends to repeat a singular word, sound, or phrase repeatedly for a very long time in his compositions and it causes an instant and very extreme rage in me. Same goes for the song Mustang Sally, that piece of music needs to burn in hell.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
“Hold my beer.”
- Comment on If you are still confused, here is the simple explanation 3 weeks ago:
“So that we can destroy all of those not chosen by god/me and rule the entire world until god/I take the even more chosen by god/me to ascend to heaven while everyone else desperately kill each other in the demon infested aftermath of god’s/my complete abandonment.”
This is not hyperbolic, that’s literally the goals of christianity and abrahamic religions in general.
- Comment on My mouth suffers for the noms 3 weeks ago:
Fuck ketchup chips. That shit is heinous. Malt vinegar slaps, though.
- Comment on USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 3 weeks ago:
Capybara are fish, so are bees, because fish don’t actually exist.
The levels of validity may vary, but everything I said there is true in one form or another.
- Comment on Why don't Americans use electric kettles? 3 weeks ago:
I have a kettle sitting on my counter right now for use, along with my coffee maker and the MLK files.
- Comment on Meta AI 3 weeks ago:
Good.
