NotASharkInAManSuit
@NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
- Comment on It's nothing 1 day ago:
It could also be voodoo. I collect hair from barber shop dumpsters to make voodoo dolls to jab from time to time having no idea who it’s tied to. I’m not the only one doing it, either, there’s a pretty active discord community for it.
- Comment on WHY??? 3 days ago:
Because Saturn is Catan.
- Comment on Chasing the Elephant 4 days ago:
Now I want a big button pin that says “I have alcoholism”
- Comment on it's friend shaped! 4 days ago:
They can be, depending on their temperament. They’re not large cats, they’re big small cats and they very much behave as such, they are behaviorally a lot more like a house cat than a lion. They are far more likely to avoid you than attack you if they’re not interested in getting your attention and the social ones can be very social.
- Comment on it's friend shaped! 5 days ago:
Cheetahs aren’t dangerous to humans, they hang out with and even nuzzle up to wildlife photographers all the time.
- Comment on How old are ferns, anyway? 1 week ago:
It can be, you can learn all about ferns down at your local library.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Those sound a lot like fighting words, poser. You’re starting look an awful lot like Horus, there, Horus, and wouldn’t like me when you’re Horus.
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 1 week ago:
That’s fucking stupid.
- Comment on Amazing 1 week ago:
Holy shit, that looks like pure garbage, I love it! I’m definitely going to be watching this.
- Comment on Amazing 1 week ago:
- Comment on spongebob big guy pants okay 1 week ago:
“Hey, Bob, watcha getting up to?”
“I’m just chopping up these worms.”
“… Why?”
“… Science?”
“Holy shit, they’re all functioning individually!”
“Oh, thank fu- I mean, yeah, that’s what I was testing for. …Do we have any dogs?”
“…”
- Comment on spongebob big guy pants okay 1 week ago:
No…
- Comment on spongebob big guy pants okay 1 week ago:
I shouldn’t have asked for sources…
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
There is only one thing to be learned from history: We do not learn from history.
- Comment on spongebob big guy pants okay 1 week ago:
How many animals have we ground up and put through a sieve into salt water to be this confident about it being the only animal that can do this? I need sources.
- Comment on Racism restaurant 1 week ago:
Woosh.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 week ago:
David Attenborough voice “When threatened, the M.D.s will huddle for safety in an attempt to look bigger and more dangerous. To make their escape they will identify the youngest in the heard and separate them from the group to distract their predators as the rest escape. It’s a cruel but effective strategy, ensuring the heard will live on to replenish their numbers. They understand, without hesitation, that survival in the unforgiving wild sometimes requires sacrifice.”
- Comment on Radon 1 week ago:
I fix things.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 2 weeks ago:
So, a man having sex with a woman is gay…
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
It’s not a real problem, you just gotta know how to drive it right, learn how to make it work, it’s not really broken, it’s fine…
- Comment on She strongly disagrees 3 weeks ago:
And also the opposite of all those things.
- Comment on Anon gets his life in order 3 weeks ago:
Fuck, I love being single and living by myself.
- Comment on Cope 4 weeks ago:
If you hang your masculinity on having a beard that’s pretty fucking insecure, man.
- Comment on Cope 4 weeks ago:
What an insecure statement to make.
- Comment on where the cuties 4 weeks ago:
I’m 37 and found out the guy who works at the gas station is 26 and I was shook. I’m bald and gray and this kid looks like he has five years on me.
- Comment on Day 468 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 5 weeks ago:
It’s always my first move once I find the sledge if I’m starting in Rosewood, it gives so much freedom. Once you build a door to the roof you can build a covered lounge and dirt plots, that way you can read outside while you watch tv to level skills and avoid boredom all while not even having to consider zeds. You can also toss the generator on the roof outside to cover the whole building. Build a floor before you step onto the roof, though, or you’ll fall through, everything along the wall needs a floor built on it even though there are roof textures there. I live that spot.
- Comment on Day 468 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 5 weeks ago:
That would be pretty awesome, I think. You’d have to pull up your rope ladder every time and remember to drop it down when you leave. I’d probably die more to auto-defenestration because I forgot to drop the sheet rope than zeds.
- Comment on Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍 5 weeks ago:
If it works for you then it works for you, but I’m telling you that nothing soaks panties like a candid shot of you nude while washing the dishes or cooking. Toss an apron on to leave something to the imagination for extra points, it’s like lingerie for dudes.
- Comment on Day 468 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 5 weeks ago:
Ah, the Rosewood Fire Department, my old friend. Tear down the stairs, throw some sheet ropes out the window, build a door to the roof to set up a farm and some water barrels above the sinks and you’ve got yourself a little slice of heaven.
- Comment on Adulting summed up 5 weeks ago:
I have my own apartment, my bills are paid, I have nice things, I’m good at my job, and every day I wake up worried I’m going to lose it all because I’m just winging it and have no idea how I got here. Why haven’t I failed yet?
