NotASharkInAManSuit
@NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
- Comment on Genius. 7 hours ago:
Butter is king. I like a bit of honey with it from tie to time, but plain buttered toast is the dog’s bollocks.
- Comment on Pretty much it. 8 hours ago:
Oh my goodness, that is just hilarious! You’re being genuine aren’t you? You realize the gestapo is killing people in the streets and they’re viciously attacking the entire system of democracy and the right to vote, right?
No. Sorry, that was a stupid question. Of course you’re aware of this, it’s exactly what you wanted. You are the propaganda.
- Comment on Muad'Dib Dib Dib 14 hours ago:
Damn fine cup of spice!
- Comment on Pretty much it. 16 hours ago:
Is this leftist government in the room with us right now?
- Comment on Pretty much it. 1 day ago:
I guarantee you that you think unhoused and immigrant folks are the reason for all your problems.
- Comment on Genius. 1 day ago:
- Comment on Genius. 1 day ago:
We should all love Maillard and the wonderful culinary reaction he invented! Can you imagine trying to enjoy food before we created caramelization? That had to be just awful.
- Comment on Genius. 1 day ago:
I’ll allow it.
- Comment on Genius. 1 day ago:
I have good news!
- Comment on Genius. 1 day ago:
Imperfection is often the defining feature of art.
- Comment on Genius. 1 day ago:
That actually sounds kind’a dynamite.
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- Comment on Pretty much it. 1 day ago:
“Left” and “right” are not synonymous with “democrat” and “republican.”
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 2 days ago:
- Comment on 3 days ago:
I would also like to get some animals involved with that part of things. Dogs have had it good for too long.
- Comment on 3 days ago:
You can’t say that for sure! We don’t know until we try!
- Comment on Installs 200 mods on a 20 year old game. 3 days ago:
- Comment on Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️ 4 days ago:
False! One of them is slightly zoomed out more than the other.
- Comment on Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️ 4 days ago:
I will confidently say that there is only one type of boobies that everyone who likes the front bollocks prefers over every other type of dirty pillows, there are melons better than all others mountains of delight, the honkers that out do all other knockers, there is only one brand of sweater puppies that make all other forms of chesticles obsolete, the fun bags that exceed the power of all other hooters, hands down, are the ones you get to touch (with consent!).
All boobies are spectacular, especially yours if’n you got ‘em.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 1 week ago:
“Have you been bitten by or interacted with any wolves recently, Mr. Jacobs?”
“No, I’ve never actually even seen a wolf in real life.”
“I see, then we seem to have misdiagnosed you, it turns out that you have lymphoma and you’re a liar. Now take this cocaine and get out of my office.”
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 1 week ago:
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 1 week ago:
More like heretic order.
- Comment on Causes of death, or track list for latest black metal album? 1 week ago:
“Cancer, and Wolf.”
What?…. What?
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 1 week ago:
I treat it like orthodox religious prayer, keep it to myself and only practice in the home. Only converse about it with other practitioners, because evangelists are the worst. It’s an addiction more than anything, if you’re doing it right. At this point I need to shred and connect every phrase of the Phrygian in triplets up and down and back and forth just to stave off the shakes and feel normal. And by normal, I mean fuckin’ rad.
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 1 week ago:
As someone who plays guitar for the love of the game, I just think it’s neat, guitarists are douchebags, as a general rule.
It’s like Big Tugg said, not everyone who plays guitar is a douchebag, but every douchebag does own a guitar.
- Comment on IBM 1979 variation 1 week ago:
All hail the Omnissiah!
- Comment on Also how do I know if it works? 1 week ago:
Who buys an umbrella? They give them out for free in those cans by the doors at cafes and whatnots?
- Comment on I was told it would be a cultural experience 1 week ago:
I would stop in for the bathroom.
- Comment on Harvard Places Math Professor Martin Nowak on Paid Administrative Leave Over Epstein Ties 1 week ago:
You give these fucks far too much credit for any concept of morals, modesty, or intelligence.
- Comment on nothing really matters 1 week ago:
They’re both so much simpler and yet more complex than I had previously conceived them to be. Also, knowing how they work, there are a shit tone of things you can cook in a rice cooker that would turn out perfectly.
