You can't let the ghosts in

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• Blackfeathr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There are ghosts in your blood. You should do some cocaine about it. - this fucking guy

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  • Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He isn’t necessarily wrong on this one. It’s at least worth a try.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have ghosts in my microwave. no joke. the sitiation is they turns up when you use the touchscreen with dirty buttery juicy delicious get to the point boy greasy fingers. then like ten minutes later when no one is touchin it the electrocapacitance builds up and a button just presses by it dang self. we named the ghost Sanjay

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• iamthetot@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hate that I can’t tell if this was a real RFK quote.

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  • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s like The Onion. Satire but could easily be true.

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  • crakila@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It is if you read it in his ‘voice’

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• WizardArtsPropaganda@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hate his voice. It’s like nails scratching a blackboard

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  • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The odds of him having a televised stroke are pretty high, if that thought helps you brace it

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    • WizardArtsPropaganda@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It would be wonderful. His stupidity kills people.

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You joke, but can you show me a single scientific study where they’ve successfully removed the ghosts from water? Checkmate.

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Did he actually say that

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can’t prove he didn’t, so I say he did

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can’t prove he didn’t, so I say he did

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      my beef isn’t that he says it gets it gets haunted. my beef is he says it tastes bad. I’LL DIE ON THIS FUCKIN HILL

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  • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yes but he was just quoting Neil deGrasse Tyson who was quoting Albert Einstein quoting Abraham Lincoln.

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  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s my main gripe with the state of politics today. They’re so grossly incompetent that it’s not possible to dismiss extremely stupid quotes like this

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I had to google to see if it was a real quote (it’s not) because conservatives have completely fucking annihilated the concept of satire.

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• LandBasedDaveyJones@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You have no evidence to prove that isn’t true!

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m so glad we’re in good hands. So, so… glad.

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• solidheron@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nah I just put my prekum in rfk’s drink when he sleeps

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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your “ectoplasm”

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