CalypsoGirl
@CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
- Comment on It's insane that there’s no sound barrier on these stations 1 week ago:
Sounds like you were acquainted with a lot of kind helpful people in the usa. My experience in the USA riding a bike & bus is that people made fun of me & relegated me to a lower social class. But nobody has ever offered a ride.
- Comment on It's insane that there’s no sound barrier on these stations 1 week ago:
Why would there need to be a sound barrier between two things that are both noisy? The only unique thing here is the passenger train running right next to the freeway. But what’s the problem? And don’t tell me the problem is “noise.” Trains & cars are both noisy. If you want a sound barrier, put on noise-canceling headphones.
- Comment on They all look like this 1 week ago:
Good to know, but how exactly would someone accidentally get in a situation where a car is driving in their kitchen on the third floor of an apartment building?
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 1 week ago:
I apologize if you interpreted my comment in a way that upset you or hurt your feelings. Was not my intention.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 1 week ago:
Sure, for people who work 40 hours a week, 50 weeks a year. Ugh that sounds exhausting.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 1 week ago:
And according to some weirdos on the internet who apparently know some concerning things from experience, human meat tastes the same as pig meat. Tastes like Pork. But now I’m curious why pork & ham & bacon are three distinctly different tastes & textures if they all come from pig.
- Comment on BONNGGGG 1 week ago:
Woooosh
- Comment on BONNGGGG 1 week ago:
How the heck would anyone suspect Kermit doing that from the top of the Chrysler Building when he’s standing right there with Grover on the ground?
I bet Kermit was standing right there with him when the piano fell.
Kermit is not guilty of this crime.
- Comment on I want your soul. I will eat your soul. 1 week ago:
Darn legal boundaries, they weren’t allowed to label it as intended: Erika Kirk costume
- Comment on RIP 🚽 1 week ago:
Fascist Ashes
Say that as fast as you can ten times. This will conjure a spell to instantly turn all fascists into ashes.
- Comment on RIP 🚽 1 week ago:
You are talking to someone who posted a Twitter screenshot. Lemmy user Track_Shovel is not the person who flushed grandma’s fascist ashes down the toilet.
- Comment on The cheap ones leave the best residue 1 week ago:
But her emails!
- Comment on Bill Gates: People saying AI will create more jobs don’t understand what’s coming 1 week ago:
The problem is he should, but he definitely won’t.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Well this is surreal. I fucking kid you not, yesterday I was chitchatting with my psychologist and she asked me if I had to work until retirement age, what jobs would I like, and I told her I’ve already been working my ass off at W-2 jobs since the age of 14 and I’m fucking OVER it and DONE, and I just want to be Tinkerbell for the rest of my life. I’m not joking, this conversation literally happened yesterday and I think whoever made this meme was spying on me yesterday.
- Comment on Mike's Got A Point... 1 week ago:
Do you honestly think there’d be any strays around there? The coyotes already ate 'em.
- Comment on Casual Reminder 1 week ago:
Should’ve done that to Hitler at the first sign of a red flag.
Ok now WHO’S GONNA DO IT?
That’s the hard part. Because nobody wants to go to prison.
How about we gather all the suicidal people who also passionately despise fascism. They can be the heroes/martyrs to cleanse the world of all the corrupt politicians.
- Comment on Remember that time Amelia Bedelia was told to draw the curtains, so she literally sketched them on some paper? 1 week ago:
No, but he scammed me & stole $11k of things from me.
- Comment on Remember that time Amelia Bedelia was told to draw the curtains, so she literally sketched them on some paper? 1 week ago:
I remember that time I hired someone for 6 months and deeply regret not firing him after he showed his first red flag. The flags kept getting redder & bigger & it was 7 years ago including a police report & a warrant for his arrest & a court case & his imprisonment & release and I’m still traumatized.
- Comment on life hack 1 week ago:
Why do you think more Americans would be familiar with the Green Acres version? I’ve never seen that in my life, until now.
- Comment on life hack 1 week ago:
Because the original American Gothic painting everyone assumed it’s a man and his wife, but the artist tells us it’s a man and his daughter. And most of us have trouble wrapping our minds around that.
- Comment on Self-aware 1 week ago:
Homeless Outreach Team
- Comment on Title 1 week ago:
Because most Lemmy communities are ghost towns.
- Comment on life hack 2 weeks ago:
And are we still supposed to believe it’s an image of a man and his daughter?
- Comment on Tiddies are nice but the metric system is better 2 weeks ago:
Was she 10-¹⁵th on a hotness scale?
- Comment on Absolute peak 2 weeks ago:
Cousin of the guillotine.
- Comment on Hard Out There For A Woman 2 weeks ago:
Reminds me of the sexy guy I met at the hotel pool the day before my breast cancer surgery and his only hesitancy was “Is it contagious?”
- Comment on Is gud 2 weeks ago:
15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.
- Comment on Is gud 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, why’d they make the drainage slots so pareidolia?
- Comment on Bisexuality released in 1995 and the devs still haven't dropped an update 2 weeks ago:
Interesting. Please explain how AC/DC can be correlated with bisexuality? I’m trying to picture the physical attributes/mechanics of alternating current & direct current plugs 🤔 Or do you mean the band AC/DC was literally bisexual 🤣
- Comment on flat housing 3 weeks ago:
I always interpreted it as an apartment in a tall building. Each apartment is a small one-level unit.