CalypsoGirl
@CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
- Comment on flat housing 1 day ago:
I always interpreted it as an apartment in a tall building. Each apartment is a small one-level unit.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 1 day ago:
Yes I read it every 5 times you explained it. Yes it’s fun and relatively harmless, but I still guarantee there are some autistic people nearby who’d be up to the challenge of narrowing down all the possible birthdates of someone whose answer was “Tina Turner What’s Love GotToDoWithIt.”
- Comment on flat housing 1 day ago:
But why cat missing uppermost portion of cranium?
- Comment on Bisexuality released in 1995 and the devs still haven't dropped an update 1 day ago:
True, but we weren’t allowed to talk about it & didn’t have a word for it until 1995.
/s I guess, I dunno
- Comment on What were they thinking 1 day ago:
Ok so for those of us not fluent in French, could you translate “La Rôche Posay” for us so we stop chortling like middle schoolers?
- Comment on Life comes at you fast! 1 day ago:
Thought-terminating cliche. I just wanted to write those 3 words because I’m so proud it’s one of very few facts I have in my brain & is easily retrievable without any research or strain.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 1 day ago:
I manually typed a zero. Auto-formatting must’ve changed it when I wasn’t looking. It was auto populating each number every time I hit enter.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 1 day ago:
I’m now glad that I’ve never misunderstood the lyrics to that song.
- Comment on Can also ask your mom 1 day ago:
Is this another one of those data mining tricks? Nice try. I’m not giving a bunch of Internet strangers any hints what month & year I was born. What’s your next post gonna be? Correlate this list of quirky words with each digit of your social security number to find your band name?
- Symbiotic
- Patriotic
- Spasmodic
- Rapscallions
- Pescatarian
- Octogenarians
- Scapegoats
- Landsharks
- Slimeballs
- Juggernaut
- Comment on flat housing 1 day ago:
Someone please explain the origin story of this meme cat who looks like he was lobotomized.
- Comment on We live in a society... 2 days ago:
Ah yes, maybe that’s why someone along the way recommended pushing all the buttons until we hit the right one 😄
- Comment on We live in a society... 2 days ago:
I’ve never seen/heard blaring ads on an EV charger.
SHhhhhhh! Don’t give Big EV any ideas!
- Comment on We live in a society... 2 days ago:
Some/most gas stations that auditorily assault us like this also have the option to mute the sound. Usually a vertical row of buttons on the right side of the screen, push each button sequentially from top to bottom and the sound might mute.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
If that had been the case they would’ve written “LOL.”
- Comment on Winter is coming 1 week ago:
That sounds like a great idea! Then I remembered the reality of how I use my weather app. I use it when I’m too lazy to go outside to check the temperature IRL 😂
- Comment on Winter is coming 1 week ago:
Username checks out
- Comment on Winter is coming 1 week ago:
I wish USA would go metric so I could instinctively understand what 45⁰C is without consulting a conversion calculator. I’m guessing 45⁰C is 90-100F? BRB lemme verify …
- Comment on .🤨. 1 week ago:
Religion is such a mindfuck. And life-fuck.
- Comment on me irl 1 week ago:
Correct. It’s just fine to despise anyone who’s genocidal, regardless of religion, race, species, genus, phylum, kingdom, etc.
- Comment on .🤔. 1 week ago:
Punctuation packs a punch.
- Comment on Character.AI promised me 1 week ago:
- Comment on Tomorrow... 1 week ago:
Yes my name is Stella. I guess I couldn’t hear you over the pouring rain. I hope your bowl of snacks was waterproof. And hope you didn’t miss the plot & were able to bask in the moment of GMT-7 3:14am 15th day of the 9th month of the 26th year of the century 🙏🏼.
- Comment on Tomorrow... 1 week ago:
Oops I forgot about it & fell asleep. 3am is not a normal hour to be awake. More snacks for you! 🥨
- Comment on Tomorrow... 1 week ago:
It will hit my time zone in 5 hours. Wanna come over & get another chance to experience it here?
- Comment on Just a matter of time before it's reality 2 weeks ago:
I’m upvoting your comment because as an owner of several corporations, I think you’ve got a great idea!
- Comment on Happier to use spices on tofu, beans, soy curls, and even sometimes the dreaded processed plant-based mock-meats (when they go on sale). 2 weeks ago:
thatsthejoke
- Comment on Keep them secret 2 weeks ago:
For years new model phones required a lock screen. But my Samsung s25 ultra doesn’t require a lock screen! I love it. There’s no passcode on it. But don’t worry, it’s my backup phone and I don’t carry it with me all the time everywhere, so I’m not worried about anybody else getting into it.
- Comment on I should call her 2 weeks ago:
A man clearly made this diagram because he’s still confused and included a North clit and a South clit just in case.
- Comment on Fuckin CEO's and billionaires gotta go 2 weeks ago:
Mmmm, no. Obliterate all ceo’s AND ai.
- Comment on We ain't happy anymore... 2 weeks ago:
Hell, I wasn’t even happy in 2014-ish when that song was raging. I think I went to the hospital for suicidal stuff that year BECAUSE I’M HAPPYYYYYYY 🎵