CalypsoGirl
@CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
- Comment on We ain't happy anymore... 14 hours ago:
Hell, I wasn’t even happy in 2014-ish when that song was raging. I think I went to the hospital for suicidal stuff that year BECAUSE I’M HAPPYYYYYYY 🎵
- Comment on Posted by a school district's official Facebook page in response to a shooting 2 days ago:
Hmm, if only something could be done about this guns-in-schools-obliterating-children problem 🤔
The NRA clearly values guns more than human life. This is some seriously fucked-up sick agenda.
- Comment on currently busy 😅 5 days ago:
OCCUPIED!
But what’s weird is that 99% of the time I have no idea what to say in any given situation, but this public restroom scenario just came naturally to me one day and still comes naturally to me every time. That’s weird isn’t it? Like I’m only comfortable & functional in the most uncomfortable situations 🤦🏼♀️
- Comment on Park benches don't "open" until 10am 5 days ago:
My takeaway from this is FREE FOOD AT YOUR WHOLE FOODS? Sweet! DM me the address! 🤣 (jk haha)
- Comment on Two full raccoons y'all 6 days ago:
If rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.
- Comment on Food served to US service men & women. 6 days ago:
Yum! Then sign me up for the “Chinese propaganda aircraft carrier” mission 😋
- Comment on TicketMaster has started requiring government IDs and facial scans 1 week ago:
As a kid & in my twenties I enjoyed attending community theater productions & had some friends who were on stage but as an adult I wonder how they survive investing so much time into neverending auditions & rehearsals & performances for NO PAY? There must be a lot of wealthy daddies keeping these people afloat.
- Comment on Cannot tell you how many times I have asked this question 1 week ago:
His upper trapezius is so jacked, it could almost double as an umbrella shielding him from the rain & sun.
- Comment on Cannot tell you how many times I have asked this question 1 week ago:
Who do you think is right? Grail? Or the people downvoting Grail’s comment?
- Comment on "My daughter asked me what games I played on the tablet when I was a kid, and I told her I used to yell into a fan to sound like a robot. " 1 week ago:
We called it the Darth Vader voice.
- Comment on Hiccups just fucking suck 1 week ago:
I’m curious what the doctors remedies for hiccups were, that didn’t involve inflating his abdomen. My go-to trick for curing hiccups is taking in a deep breath as deep as physically possible, then swallowing as many times as I can while holding my breath. But that wouldn’t be great during abdominal rest because taking in a deep breath causes the belly to expand.
- Comment on Accurate 1 week ago:
Hey, show some appreciation for Adam Sandler. His earliest works were beloved by all at the time. Big Daddy & Happy Gilmore & The Wedding Singer were adorable.
- Comment on Yes, I use Debian stable. How'd you know? 1 week ago:
I choose to believe that you’re the authentic Bill Murray from OG Ghostbusters.
- Comment on Critics Trash Ivanka Trump’s Dolly Parton Tribute: 'Rich F**king Thing For You To Say' 1 week ago:
Anyway how’s her Albanian island takeover pet project going? Hopefully it’s come to a permanent halt before it even started.
- Comment on You can't let the ghosts in 1 week ago:
Yes but he was just quoting Neil deGrasse Tyson who was quoting Albert Einstein quoting Abraham Lincoln.
- Comment on You can't let the ghosts in 1 week ago:
It’s like The Onion. Satire but could easily be true.
- Comment on Yes, I use Debian stable. How'd you know? 1 week ago:
Is that tire pressure gauge archaic? It’s handy & effective & requires no electricity. I keep one in my glove box.
- Comment on One of the lowercase m is actually an r + n, and the other isn't. 1 week ago:
Don’t give them any more credit than they deserve, calling them a whole entire world 🌍
- Comment on One of the lowercase m is actually an r + n, and the other isn't. 1 week ago:
Whenever I see the word kerning or keming I think of Ken Jennings. I don’t feel like explaining why, it’s just a vague similarity and that’s the direction my brain goes.
- Comment on One of the lowercase m is actually an r + n, and the other isn't. 1 week ago:
Are those all lowercase M’s? Ya gotta mix in some R’s & N’s somewhere because something something
- Comment on This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits 1 week ago:
I’m a woman and I got full body laser hair removal 20 years ago. That’s my personal preference & opinion about body hair on women. Clean and sleek and feminine. Men can do whatever they want. I don’t care. I guess the men I’ve dated / married didn’t have much body hair, and I probably wouldn’t be attracted to men who have tons of body hair. I think I’ve even dated a couple of men who had full body laser hair removal too. That was nice. But that’s just how he already was when I met him.
- Comment on Look What I've Found! 1 week ago:
Public transportation got confused. When we asked for protection, we meant SEAT BELTS!
- Comment on This FedEx driver has never won a round of Tetris in his life 1 week ago:
Fedex drivers are actually paid quite well. Problem is they can’t enjoy their money because they’re always driving.
- Comment on This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits 1 week ago:
Body hair is normal on men. But if they want to remove it, that’s fine too.
- Comment on Well darn. 1 week ago:
Wait, they have off-site parking, AND parking?
They have an outdoor pool, AND a pool?
They have a toilet?
Seems like they were filling a word count quota and started babbling.
- Comment on DAHAHAHAHA 1 week ago:
Sunshine & clouds & rain & stargazing in your bathroom?
- Comment on I offered to buy the large size, but no....she said she didn't want any 1 week ago:
The trick is to SECRETLY order a double portion of fries so the GF isn’t aware that you have a double portion. She only becomes defensive if she knows there’s fuckery aimed at her.
- Comment on The Price of this Candy Bar 1 week ago:
The corporations setting prices are all in cahoots to put all the fat poor fucks on a diet, or criminalizing them if the people resort to stealing the overpriced junk food they’re addicted to.
- Comment on The Price of this Candy Bar 1 week ago:
But I don’t understand how this candy is SNAP eligible. Last year SNAP began banning snacks & sweets & junk food.
- Comment on Ugh, here we go again, gotta get ready for a bunch of bullshit 1 week ago:
Then have to present proof of impending incarceration?