Slovene85
@Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Remember your fallen heroes 11 hours ago:
Pun intended?
- Comment on Upgrade 1 day ago:
Where’s the picture of the “give us your poor, your huddled masses” speech sanded off and replaced with a text about how great McDonald is?
- Comment on Japanese man tries to reminisce with his brothers 3 days ago:
🤌🤌
- Comment on 📡📡📡 3 days ago:
Yeah, they sure as hell aren’t actually returning their ticket.
- Comment on my current daddy fling born in the 1970s 1 week ago:
Same year! High five!
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 1 week ago:
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 2 weeks ago:
When the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised?
- Comment on He's clearly an onion 3 weeks ago:
Nought to three sad onions
- Comment on Twitter moment 4 weeks ago:
If you love your mama, buy her this vibrator.
- Comment on It's true 4 weeks ago:
What you gonna do when they come reap you
- Comment on It's true 4 weeks ago:
bad crops?
Sounds like a band name. Like Nick Cave and the bad seeds.
- Comment on Monke 4 weeks ago:
Smells like teen monke spirit
- Comment on New Law - every sports trophy needs to be a cup so teams can celebrate by drinking beer out of it immediately upon winning it 4 weeks ago:
Oh, are you also a Futurama coinasoor?
- Comment on New Law - every sports trophy needs to be a cup so teams can celebrate by drinking beer out of it immediately upon winning it 4 weeks ago:
Why not shampaggen?
- Comment on Spooooookyyyyy Scaaaaaaaarrryyyy 1 month ago:
Isn’t Babylon Bee like The Onion?
- Comment on Just april... 2 months ago:
And the cheesemakers.
- Comment on Alternative Headline 2 months ago:
So women carry around purses full of rocks and pepper spray?
- Comment on they are literally hanging our tax dollars right over our heads 2 months ago:
Seat save belts lives
- Comment on The Formula 2 months ago:
What about Steve Buscemi + Willem Defoe?
- Comment on socializing 2 months ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
But somehow WE are the snowflakes … 🙄
- Comment on 謝謝（不,我沒有精神分裂症） 2 months ago:
Kinda relevant here
- Comment on Some neighbors have no chill 2 months ago:
What kind of country music? Cause she could be in the right here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=jRdkrDk0BQ0
- Comment on I used to be a fan 🤦♂️ 2 months ago:
- Comment on Houston, we have a Microslop Outlook problem 2 months ago:
Outofdatelook and outofservicelook.
- Comment on North America contains some of the longest continuous decididous forest records on the planet. 2 months ago:
Where’s Captain Planet when you need him?
- Comment on What's in a name? 2 months ago:
No hate on snek :(
- Comment on Space Honey 2 months ago:
This was my jam as a kid: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Once_Upon_a_Time..._Life
- Comment on The Joys of Motherhood 2 months ago:
Where on this scale is the kiwi bird?
- Comment on Full of them 2 months ago:
PO-TAY-TOES
