Slovene85
@Slovene85@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on? 9 hours ago:
When the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised?
- Comment on He's clearly an onion 3 days ago:
Nought to three sad onions
- Comment on Twitter moment 1 week ago:
If you love your mama, buy her this vibrator.
- Comment on It's true 1 week ago:
What you gonna do when they come reap you
- Comment on It's true 1 week ago:
bad crops?
Sounds like a band name. Like Nick Cave and the bad seeds.
- Comment on Monke 1 week ago:
Smells like teen monke spirit
- Comment on New Law - every sports trophy needs to be a cup so teams can celebrate by drinking beer out of it immediately upon winning it 2 weeks ago:
Oh, are you also a Futurama coinasoor?
- Comment on New Law - every sports trophy needs to be a cup so teams can celebrate by drinking beer out of it immediately upon winning it 2 weeks ago:
Why not shampaggen?
- Comment on Spooooookyyyyy Scaaaaaaaarrryyyy 3 weeks ago:
Isn’t Babylon Bee like The Onion?
- Comment on Just april... 1 month ago:
And the cheesemakers.
- Comment on Alternative Headline 1 month ago:
So women carry around purses full of rocks and pepper spray?
- Comment on they are literally hanging our tax dollars right over our heads 1 month ago:
Seat save belts lives
- Comment on The Formula 1 month ago:
What about Steve Buscemi + Willem Defoe?
- Comment on socializing 1 month ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
But somehow WE are the snowflakes … 🙄
- Comment on 謝謝（不,我沒有精神分裂症） 1 month ago:
Kinda relevant here
- Comment on Some neighbors have no chill 1 month ago:
What kind of country music? Cause she could be in the right here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=jRdkrDk0BQ0
- Comment on I used to be a fan 🤦♂️ 1 month ago:
- Comment on Houston, we have a Microslop Outlook problem 1 month ago:
Outofdatelook and outofservicelook.
- Comment on North America contains some of the longest continuous decididous forest records on the planet. 1 month ago:
Where’s Captain Planet when you need him?
- Comment on What's in a name? 1 month ago:
No hate on snek :(
- Comment on Space Honey 1 month ago:
This was my jam as a kid: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Once_Upon_a_Time..._Life
- Comment on The Joys of Motherhood 1 month ago:
Where on this scale is the kiwi bird?
- Comment on Full of them 1 month ago:
PO-TAY-TOES
- Comment on Keeping it classy for my 1000th post 1 month ago:
Alfredo’s nut sauce.
- Comment on Welcome to the world of tomorrow! 1 month ago:
Don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
- Comment on The gravity of the situation is in full force 1 month ago:
Hot air balloons would like a word with you.
- Comment on Gotta go fast 1 month ago:
The home alone guy?
- Comment on Sparkle and Drama 2 months ago:
Ooh, I like them curvy. Thanks!
- Comment on Be happy or else 2 months ago:
Did Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers ever meet?
