Hmmm

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• stopforgettingit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I mustache them a question.

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can you shave it for later?

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    • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      AND YOU GET AN UPVOTE!

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You get an upvote!

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  • enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think I beard of them before

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  • Dry_Monk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ll let them know so they can goatee up an answer.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The first one looks like they’re stalling. The second one looks like they’re a heavy hittler.

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  • muffedtrims@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s hilter to you

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    • Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nah, these people are Americans. Mr. Hilter is from North Minehead

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mr Schicklgruber

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m being told we need to Vote Blue No Matter Who.

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  • thorhop@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Vote green for your spleen

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    • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No, purple for your turtle.

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  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yes, harm reduction is paramount. You must vote for and support the candidate who’ll kill only 700,000 people. It’s a moral imperative, because 700,000 is less than 5,000,000. Harm 👏 reduction 👏.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You must vote for and support the candidate who’ll kill only 700,000 people.

      Unless, of course, they decide they need to kill 800k. Or 1M. Or 5M. Or 10M.

      But hey, the other guys were going to kill more, we swear.

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  • PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I guess if those are the only two choices?

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Both farther left

      :-/

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    • eyelevel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      *Fuhrer left.

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This feels like thinly veiled “both sides bad” shit

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  • BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Especially thinking Stalin would be a democrat. The difference between him and Hitler was what they said the economic system was that they used to exploit.

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    • plyth@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Right. If Hitler had known about the Holocaust he would have stopped it.

      /s

      I am not aware that Stalin had planned to extinguish entire races. Stalin did some genociding but no final genociding. There is no question which country I would choose as a minority.

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  • Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nein! Clearly the Democrat swine is the worst choice! /s

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• ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I have seen Hitler without his mustache many times, but never Stalin. Took me a moment to recognize him.

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’ve never seen the picture of sexy young Stalin?

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    • ChairmanMeow@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      IIRC that’s disputed to not actually be Stalin.

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There is a Pennsylvania in Austria?

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  • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No but there might have been one in Germany if the rest of the world hadn’t intervened

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• Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mr. Hilter.

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Uncle Joe has an odd resemblance to Ronald Regan in the thumbnail.

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  • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They unholy love child of Ronald Reagan and Alec Baldwin.

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• unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This reeks of lies

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• thethrilloftime69@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is actually a very easy choice

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Get them to stand single file?

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    • thethrilloftime69@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      One of them defeated the Nazi party and Hitler. The other one was in fact Hitler. American propaganda would have you forget all the accomplishments of the Soviet Union, but you can’t actually take that away from him.

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  • Visstix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah I heard one of them killed hitler.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The other one killed Stalin. Though less directly.

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    between two genocidal dictators that teamed up but betrayed eachother because they suck even amongst themselves?

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yep. A murderous, authoritarian tyrant who’s reign only lasted 12 years vs a murderous, authoritarian tyrant who continued to oppress people for 30.

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• No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If they are from two different states, why is it framed like they are opponents in one election?

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  • eyelevel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Candidates for president

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  • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s just their home state, not what state they are running for/ could be setting it up like a presidential election.

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They resemble Stalin and Hitler but without the facial hair.

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• spacegoat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Anti-Philtrum bipartisan alliance

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