thorhop
@thorhop@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on liquor is fine though, its the carbonation they worry about 2 weeks ago:
The librarian standing on business demanding to keep the whiskey bottle in a drawer.
- Comment on Wrong answers only - what is this? 5 weeks ago:
The first in a range of devices in Bill Gates private museum specifically designed to operate the permanently installed gonad stimulator built into his body.
The latest one is a keychain.
- Comment on The UN Voted to Make Food A Human Right, Only Two Countries Voted No: Israel and USA 5 weeks ago:
ExSsSsSsScelsior
- Comment on Trees cumming on car 5 weeks ago:
*knocks down your door*
WHERE’S THIS FUCKING SPRING I KEEP HEARING ABOUT?! I look at the calendar, I look outside and all I see is AUTUMN II: THE FUCKING SEQUEL!!!
- Comment on The UN Voted to Make Food A Human Right, Only Two Countries Voted No: Israel and USA 5 weeks ago:
Nestlé, claiming to be the country of Hydra, claimed a cultural and historic right to all the world’s fresh water, stating that it was promised to them 3000 years ago.
- Comment on Jamie Dimon says not supporting capitalism is "dead wrong" — and more highlights from CBS News interview 5 weeks ago:
We’ve come to a point in history when we have to ask: do you think this guy represents you?
Let go of the idea that the financing industry is “self regulated” via third party audits, because they all drink from the same KoolAid bowl.
“Economic sciences” is a song and dance, insider trading happens all the time, nepotism is everywhere and “free market principles” is a list of criteria most markets fail to meet. It’s pretty much just a game.
Their purpose is to keep that game going. They are mired in conflict of interests and wallow in entitlement, all while housing costs and the price of food skyrockets.
But no! Good guys, bad guys, good guys with guns, bad guys with Cayman island bank accounts, good guys with Cayman island bank accounts! Yes!
What’s needed is more deregulation and tax cuts. That’s the way. You cut those things away and they’ll reward you with some new apartment complexes out of the kindness in their hearts.
Surely they won’t just pocket the difference and sit on a property market made stale to secure higher value for currently owned property in the future! Nooo! That would be a “bad thing” to do.
Surely you shouldn’t take some of that tax money and build public housing all over the place to bring down the cost of housing by meeting demand with supply. That’s a commie thing to do, which good guys don’t do - the ones what shoot the Indian - and besides, it totally goes against the “economic sciences”.
So trust this guy, with his pointy ears and bushy tail. The fox is great at watching henhouses!
- Comment on Save me from going down a dark path 5 weeks ago:
-and then inevitably writing a book about it and going to speak public about it at the local prison.
“I was once like you… but then I FOUND THE LORDS PRAYER in my heart. Low and behold, I shortly found cheques for speaking fees in my mailbox. Hallelujah!”
- Comment on dollah 1 month ago:
The genie granted his wish - and in a moment vanished. Elated he was, as he skipped off into the sunset.
1000 years later.
UnderpantsWeevil sat alone, in a dark metal box, suspended over lava, hanging by a long massive chain, circa 30km underground. How so?
He had been observed by various nation state actors over time, some who tried to kill him - many times, without success.
Everything was painstakingly documented by increasingly maddened agents, who poured over the various failed scenarios in utter amazement.
Run over by a truck? 7 times attempted. Gased to death in his bead? 4 attempts. Fatal stabbing? Proven not effective. “Accidental beheading”? 12 near misses.
in total 73 supposedly fatal wounds to the body, according to the medical sciences, all of which failed. No one could bring an end to UnderpantsWeevil.
After many captures (and several escapes) he finally landed in the hands of a North American despot known as Julius Trump the 4th - a supposed heir to the great emperor god.
This mad god king in a fallout empire decided to create a secret super-prison - because no one should be able to outlast the god king himself.
UnderpantsWeevil sat completely still in this oxygen depleted place, not a muscle stirring. Only the thought that it had been a scant 1000 years…
Good night, everybody!
- Comment on I love when they're finally back in stock 1 month ago:
Also, now in soup version - from the Gag Me With a Spoon collection.
- Comment on wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢 1 month ago:
The Germophiles came en masse to correct the translation. I guess they were “suchen dich”, op.
- Comment on Anon owns nothing and is unhappy 1 month ago:
Well hold on there, son. You just need to take up a hobby. Have you ever considered working with your hands, sawing up wood, drilling screw holes, learning to balance chains and then build a guillotine? Work proactively - damnit.
- Comment on rue 1 month ago:
So, basically, the fediverse.
- Comment on Lab-grown brains have started solving engineering problems 1 month ago:
So this is the origin story of Brain Spawn from Futurama.
- Comment on Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐 1 month ago:
Wanna feel old?
Cash me ouside, how bout dat?
- Comment on Man who wanted to be 'Welsh spokesman' for Islamic State jailed 2 months ago:
He’s a very clear and present danger to himself. Social isolation is a result of environmental - or societal - damage and it can lead you down dark corridors.
No doubt his ethnicity played a role in this, him living in the UK. But it keeps happening and in these cases people defer to racism because it is an easy answer.
For every other right wing terrorist who was qualified as a “lone gunman” or “emotionally unstable”, you have this guy. No doubt he’s being treated in this way because he’s being made an example of.
The mental health & loneliness pandemic only qualifies if you’re white, and even then you get handwaved and marginalized - leading to even more of this kind of behavior.
Then people laugh, cry, shrug and move on with their lives, leaving many to rot - only for the next article to pop up.
“Then just seek therapy” - because it’s just that easy, isn’t it? Everyone has access, right? More handwaving, more marginalization, more buyring the lead.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Never care for what they say
- Comment on bold words 2 months ago:
Move somewhere else.
- Comment on You trying to give me a heart attack? I have warrants for chrissakes! 2 months ago:
IT’S JAZZY-JAZZY~!!
- Comment on We're just scanning for the bear... 2 months ago:
Mormons only consider other Mormons peers, so that checks out.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
“Life is a naked mole-rat”
Wabafee@lemmy.world
- Comment on Hold my beer... 2 months ago:
DO swear at me.
- Comment on Anon disrespects their elders 2 months ago:
Yeah, well… I’m Epstein about it…
Cus fuck them kids.
- Comment on Fun Facts! 2 months ago:
When the effort is buying a marked down Boeing 747.
- Comment on To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug. 2 months ago:
It certainly is
a penisa donga peckera schlonga willya Johnsonyour wife’s best friendyour percyyour cock… something you suck on.God damnit…
- Comment on BASED? 2 months ago:
Based on an exploitative system.
- Comment on Fuck, can I have a do-over? 2 months ago:
It’s hoing fine, thank you. I’m a real hoefessional.
- Comment on Firefox is adding a switch to turn AI features off 2 months ago:
“Would you like an opt-out in these trying times?”
It’s because of opt-out that these are trying times, you sonofabitch.
- Comment on crash course no context 3 months ago:
“Hi and welcome to Crash Course Vigilantism. Today we’re going to learn how not to only bring vengeance, but also be vengeance…”
- Comment on Nova Launcher unashamedly inserts malware ads into your home screen now. 3 months ago:
And that license is now in the pile of licenses that used to be worth something, but are now junk.
Little sad trumpet player eulogizing this mess.
- Comment on I'm not gonna be part of your system 3 months ago:
POV you’re Russian and working close to the Kremlin.