Explosive Diarrhea Is Surging Across The US Right Now : ScienceAlert

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Cyclosporiasis is caused by eating food or drinking water contaminated by feces containing the parasite. Historically, people would acquire it outside the United States.

  However, of the 190 cases reported to public health authorities between the start of May and the middle of June, 145 involve someone who hasn’t traveled beyond US borders in the last couple of weeks.”

  Just say it, the US is a shithole country now so of course we are starting to get awful diseases locally.

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  • Pinkie_Toe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    …sharting to get awful diseases…am I right?!?

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  • foxwolf@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Does this have anything to do with how we deregulated all the food production and gutted the FDA and replaced everyone there with lobbiests from the companies that produce food? Or something like that?

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Couldn’t be.

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    eating food or drinking water contaminated by feces

    The fuck are you doing, America?!

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    • CannonFodder@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Washing hands is woke!

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• stick2urgunz08@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A true shitpost.

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  • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In all honesty, you should probably leave it behind.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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• Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh nos, better ask RFK what we should do. I’m sure he will know the answer…

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  • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Go for a swim in a cesspool to build up your tolerance
    
    
    
    Obviously

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    • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hmm, thought for sure there would be some racoon dick involved but a nice swamp swim sounds about right.

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    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Quick everyone jump in the reflecting pool

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Build up his tolerance so that he can poison us all

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  • markz@suppo.fi ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Build immunity by snorting the leftover sprays from the seat.

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  • rounding_error@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Better load up on more horse paste…

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wait but this exact disease is literally what ivermectin treats successfully lol

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  • thorhop@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This was the worms plan all along…

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  • peripheralneuropathy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    5th dimension antimatter fluoride worms. I’m calling it now. That’s why CERN moved the antimatter across campus to flush it into the underworld system.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Swim in it!

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• HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Who needs a poop knife, I have diarrhea!

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  • stringere@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s and old reference, sir, but it checks out.

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Even Mother Nature is exposing the US is a shithole.

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  • cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t this be mother nature helping the US to be a shithole? The disease is nature.

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• Paddy_NI@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hasn’t there been a “surge of explosive diarrhea” running the country since the 20th of January 2025?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    that’s technically a bolus of explosive diarrhea

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  At this point, the shitpost comm is going to be able to just actually focus on literal shit related stories.

  reality is enshitttifying aughguhah!

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Headline hits differently if you read it whole on the toilet.

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Especially if you have diarrhea 🤣

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• Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I didn’t think “explosive diarrhea” was a real term

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That and decades of deregulating and vertically integrating the food supply.

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• Sirdubdee@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The Noah Kahan concert I incident makes more sense now.

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• Darkard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s just Trump on a rally tour again. Explosive Diarrhea is his SS codename.

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• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m the hole

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Huh… I thought that was just people setting off fireworks early.

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    WE’RE ALWAYS WATCHING, CITIZEN.

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• grte@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Make America healthy again, huh.

  haha

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• HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That really is an unfortunate title.

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• Archimedes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Everyone get inside!

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  norovirus? implosive diarrhea.

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• RaoulDook@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t forget your raincoat or umbrella when you go out!

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• Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can confirm had diarrhea this morning

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• Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shart in the mart wasn’t a meme after all

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