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Explosive Diarrhea Is Surging Across The US Right Now : ScienceAlert
Submitted 3 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
https://www.sciencealert.com/explosive-diarrhea-is-surging-across-the-us-right-now
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stick2urgunz08@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Oh nos, better ask RFK what we should do. I’m sure he will know the answer…
ccunning@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Go for a swim in a cesspool to build up your tolerance
ObviouslyEntertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Hmm, thought for sure there would be some racoon dick involved but a nice swamp swim sounds about right.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Quick everyone jump in the reflecting pool
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Build up his tolerance so that he can poison us all
markz@suppo.fi 3 weeks ago
Build immunity by snorting the leftover sprays from the seat.
rounding_error@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Better load up on more horse paste…
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Wait but this exact disease is literally what ivermectin treats successfully lol
thorhop@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
This was the worms plan all along…
peripheralneuropathy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
5th dimension antimatter fluoride worms. I’m calling it now. That’s why CERN moved the antimatter across campus to flush it into the underworld system.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Swim in it!
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Even Mother Nature is exposing the US is a shithole.
cattywampas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wouldn’t this be mother nature helping the US to be a shithole? The disease is nature.
Paddy_NI@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hasn’t there been a “surge of explosive diarrhea” running the country since the 20th of January 2025?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
that’s technically a bolus of explosive diarrhea
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
At this point, the shitpost comm is going to be able to just actually focus on literal shit related stories.
reality is enshitttifying aughguhah!
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Headline hits differently if you read it whole on the toilet.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Especially if you have diarrhea 🤣
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Who needs a poop knife, I have diarrhea!
stringere@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s and old reference, sir, but it checks out.
Gates9@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I didn’t think “explosive diarrhea” was a real term
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That and decades of deregulating and vertically integrating the food supply.
Sirdubdee@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
The Noah Kahan concert I incident makes more sense now.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Darkard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s just Trump on a rally tour again. Explosive Diarrhea is his SS codename.
grte@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Make America healthy again, huh.
haha
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Huh… I thought that was just people setting off fireworks early.
snoons@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
WE’RE ALWAYS WATCHING, CITIZEN.
HAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
That really is an unfortunate title.
sirico@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
I’m the hole
Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Everyone get inside!
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t forget your raincoat or umbrella when you go out!
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
norovirus? implosive diarrhea.
Hikermick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Can confirm had diarrhea this morning
Saapas@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Shart in the mart wasn’t a meme after all
PostsFromWikipedia@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Cyclosporiasis is a disease caused by infection with *Cyclospora cayetanensis*, a pathogenic apicomplexan protozoan transmitted by feces or feces-contaminated food and water.[[1]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclosporiasis#cite_note-1) Outbreaks have been reported due to contaminated fruits and vegetables. Because the oocysts of Cyclospora must sporulate in the environment for 1–2 weeks before they become infectious, direct person to person transmission is very unlikely,[[2]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclosporiasis#cite_note-2) but it can be a hazard for travelers as a cause of diarrhea.
Quick facts Other names, Specialty …
Cause
Cyclosporiasis primarily affects humans and other primates. When an oocyst of Cyclospora cayetanensis enters the small intestine, it invades the mucosa, where it incubates for about one week. After incubation, the infected person begins to experience severe watery diarrhea, bloating, fever, stomach cramps, and muscle aches.^[*citation needed*]^
The parasite particularly affects the jejunum of the small intestine. Of nine patients in Nepal who were diagnosed with cyclosporiasis, all had inflammation of the lamina propria along with an increase of plasma in the lamina propria. Oocysts were also observed in duodenal aspirates.[[3]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclosporiasis#cite_note-3)
Oocysts are often present in the environment as a result of using contaminated water or human feces as fertilizer.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Top tier shitpost
HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Cyclosporiasis is caused by eating food or drinking water contaminated by feces containing the parasite. Historically, people would acquire it outside the United States.
However, of the 190 cases reported to public health authorities between the start of May and the middle of June, 145 involve someone who hasn’t traveled beyond US borders in the last couple of weeks.”
Just say it, the US is a shithole country now so of course we are starting to get awful diseases locally.
Pinkie_Toe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
…sharting to get awful diseases…am I right?!?
foxwolf@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Does this have anything to do with how we deregulated all the food production and gutted the FDA and replaced everyone there with lobbiests from the companies that produce food? Or something like that?
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Couldn’t be.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The fuck are you doing, America?!
CannonFodder@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Washing hands is woke!