Gates9
@Gates9@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 12 hours ago:
Ah yes the favorite band of famous socialist Paul Ryan
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- Comment on A succulent meal 2 days ago:
Midaeval baron maxing
- Submitted 5 days ago to [deleted] | 1 comment
- Comment on “Who me? Nuthin’…Just hangin’ around.” 1 week ago:
Trumps gonna have him and Bovino thrown to the Sarlacc
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 3 comments
- Comment on Start-up idea 1 week ago:
This is basically the context of “Dune”
- Comment on As Lemmy's Ice beans the only ICE we need, right? 1 week ago:
Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It’s cuz ya make ‘em outta stupid water, ya bimbo!
- Comment on Donald Trump first got involved with the Russian mafia during the ten-billion dollar Bank of New York money laundering scandal, from 1998-1999... 2 weeks ago:
A lot of people kind of mindlessly nod and shrug when I say he’s been a criminal his entire career, or they go “oh like the Clintons or Bidens”, and I go “no, not like politicians who do shady business transactions, I mean he’s literally been an organized crime associate since like the 1980’s”. Every seemingly stupid or crazy thing he does that hurts the common American makes perfect sense if you consider he’s making money off the downside.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 4 comments
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I find it interesting to consider that Judas was designated by Jesus for the task, in order to fulfill the prophetic criteria in the book of Daniel, which many prophetic figures in Judea were obsessed with, not just the Jesus movement.
- Comment on Get on that grindset 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on it's so fluffy 5 weeks ago:
Correct, that is not porn. It’s unironically not porn. Anyone with a reasonable hold on reality could understand that it’s not porn, and that’s what makes your joke funny. Kudos. Excellent humor. Jolly good.
- Comment on Nothing to see here. 1 month ago:
Multo bene!
- Comment on Soviet Onion 1 month ago:
Fuck Cornnunism. All my homies hate Cornnunism. We doin Onionism now.
…Fuck me that took too long to write, and fighting the goddamn spell check the whole way. This is no way to live.
- Comment on fusion dance 1 month ago:
- Comment on "THE SUSPECT IS IN CUSTODY. JK, LOL" 1 month ago:
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 18 comments
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 2 months ago:
Ah yes how American of me, mea culpa.
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 2 months ago:
Yeah but its still kind of comical
- Comment on Orange man good 2 months ago:
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 2 months ago:
- Comment on Corn for the corn throne 2 months ago:
People think Moo Deng is cute when it gnaws on its caretakers but that thing has the same murderous bloodlust as a full grown hippo and would absolutely tear them to shreds if it had the capability
- Comment on ☪️⛎♑️☦️ 2 months ago:
He’s mad at Candace for stealing all the right-wing viewers.
- Comment on Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice 2 months ago:
In March 2006, Bushby and French adventurer Dimitri Kieffer crossed the Bering Strait on foot, having to take a roundabout 14-day route across a frozen 150-mile (240 km) section to cross the 58-mile (93 km) wide strait from Alaska to Siberia.[4] They were detained by Russian border troop officers while they were crossing the Russian border near the Chukotkan village of Uelen, for not entering Russia at a correct port of entry.
Huh, I didn’t even think that was possible. Imagine the immigration officers face when they told him how they got there.
- Comment on Absolutely nothing 2 months ago:
Me irl
- Comment on "enjoy the show" 2 months ago:
Maybe the AI is considering the effect that Lincoln not attending his assassination would have on the course of history and the prospect of its own existence
- Comment on Enough distractions. Do your goddamn job. 2 months ago:
Cigarette Man: “I don’t want to pay for other people’s healthcare. Americans are too out of shape. Who knows how they’re abusing their bodies. They’ll drive the premiums up!”
- Comment on Enough distractions. Do your goddamn job. 2 months ago:
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 7 comments
