Gates9
@Gates9@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 2 days ago:
Ah yes how American of me, mea culpa.
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 2 days ago:
Yeah but its still kind of comical
- Comment on Orange man good 2 days ago:
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 2 days ago:
- Comment on Corn for the corn throne 5 days ago:
People think Moo Deng is cute when it gnaws on its caretakers but that thing has the same murderous bloodlust as a full grown hippo and would absolutely tear them to shreds if it had the capability
- Comment on ☪️⛎♑️☦️ 1 week ago:
He’s mad at Candace for stealing all the right-wing viewers.
- Comment on Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice 1 week ago:
In March 2006, Bushby and French adventurer Dimitri Kieffer crossed the Bering Strait on foot, having to take a roundabout 14-day route across a frozen 150-mile (240 km) section to cross the 58-mile (93 km) wide strait from Alaska to Siberia.[4] They were detained by Russian border troop officers while they were crossing the Russian border near the Chukotkan village of Uelen, for not entering Russia at a correct port of entry.
Huh, I didn’t even think that was possible. Imagine the immigration officers face when they told him how they got there.
- Comment on Absolutely nothing 1 week ago:
Me irl
- Comment on "enjoy the show" 1 week ago:
Maybe the AI is considering the effect that Lincoln not attending his assassination would have on the course of history and the prospect of its own existence
- Comment on Enough distractions. Do your goddamn job. 2 weeks ago:
Cigarette Man: “I don’t want to pay for other people’s healthcare. Americans are too out of shape. Who knows how they’re abusing their bodies. They’ll drive the premiums up!”
- Comment on Enough distractions. Do your goddamn job. 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Obama's got jokes 2 weeks ago:
Alfred Nobel invented dynamite lol
- Comment on Obama's got jokes 2 weeks ago:
This would be more humorous if Obama hadn’t made the same joke about Trump being president at the White House Press Corps dinner in 2011.
- Comment on Heavy is the head that wears the frown 2 weeks ago:
There’s always radical religious fanaticism!
- Comment on Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy? 2 weeks ago:
Frankly asking for permission or a forum to say bitch is bitch behavior
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- Comment on I've heard New Yorkers are devastated 4 weeks ago:
Old Man Rock
- Comment on Y'all seem to have lost track of the correct response to people crying about dead baddies 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on We are not the same 1 month ago:
I can’t shit in public restrooms because I have to get completely naked
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- Comment on Slow ass apocalypse 1 month ago:
Ass Apocalypse
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
“We are all in the same boat now”
- Comment on 1 month ago:
A meme 26 years in the making
- "We're New Yorkers, they know him, they know me...You may contribute to him, you may contribute to me."sh.itjust.works ↗Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 0 comments
- Comment on My body is a roadmap of pain 2 months ago:
Acupuncture needles work great
- Comment on OLAY! 2 months ago:
Woah that is interesting, I wonder if that’s why the Scottish Rite uses all that Egyptian iconography?
- Comment on OLAY! 2 months ago:
He’s a Scot playing an alien playing an Egyptian playing a Spaniard
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 2 months ago: