Gates9
@Gates9@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Get on that grindset 4 hours ago:
- Comment on it's so fluffy 21 hours ago:
Correct, that is not porn. It’s unironically not porn. Anyone with a reasonable hold on reality could understand that it’s not porn, and that’s what makes your joke funny. Kudos. Excellent humor. Jolly good.
- Comment on Nothing to see here. 5 days ago:
Multo bene!
- Comment on Soviet Onion 2 weeks ago:
Fuck Cornnunism. All my homies hate Cornnunism. We doin Onionism now.
…Fuck me that took too long to write, and fighting the goddamn spell check the whole way. This is no way to live.
- Comment on fusion dance 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on "THE SUSPECT IS IN CUSTODY. JK, LOL" 2 weeks ago:
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 18 comments
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 3 weeks ago:
Ah yes how American of me, mea culpa.
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 3 weeks ago:
Yeah but its still kind of comical
- Comment on Orange man good 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Are you sure about that? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Corn for the corn throne 3 weeks ago:
People think Moo Deng is cute when it gnaws on its caretakers but that thing has the same murderous bloodlust as a full grown hippo and would absolutely tear them to shreds if it had the capability
- Comment on ☪️⛎♑️☦️ 4 weeks ago:
He’s mad at Candace for stealing all the right-wing viewers.
- Comment on Karl Bushby: Made a bet in 1998 that he could walk from Chile to England. 27 Years later, Still walking. Survived Darién Gap, 57 days in a Russian prison, Traversing the Bering Strait on shifting ice 4 weeks ago:
In March 2006, Bushby and French adventurer Dimitri Kieffer crossed the Bering Strait on foot, having to take a roundabout 14-day route across a frozen 150-mile (240 km) section to cross the 58-mile (93 km) wide strait from Alaska to Siberia.[4] They were detained by Russian border troop officers while they were crossing the Russian border near the Chukotkan village of Uelen, for not entering Russia at a correct port of entry.
Huh, I didn’t even think that was possible. Imagine the immigration officers face when they told him how they got there.
- Comment on Absolutely nothing 4 weeks ago:
Me irl
- Comment on "enjoy the show" 4 weeks ago:
Maybe the AI is considering the effect that Lincoln not attending his assassination would have on the course of history and the prospect of its own existence
- Comment on Enough distractions. Do your goddamn job. 5 weeks ago:
Cigarette Man: “I don’t want to pay for other people’s healthcare. Americans are too out of shape. Who knows how they’re abusing their bodies. They’ll drive the premiums up!”
- Comment on Enough distractions. Do your goddamn job. 5 weeks ago:
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to [deleted] | 7 comments
- Comment on Obama's got jokes 5 weeks ago:
Alfred Nobel invented dynamite lol
- Comment on Obama's got jokes 5 weeks ago:
This would be more humorous if Obama hadn’t made the same joke about Trump being president at the White House Press Corps dinner in 2011.
- Comment on Heavy is the head that wears the frown 5 weeks ago:
There’s always radical religious fanaticism!
- Comment on Where can I be explicit and dirty on Lemmy? 5 weeks ago:
Frankly asking for permission or a forum to say bitch is bitch behavior
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 13 comments
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- Comment on I've heard New Yorkers are devastated 1 month ago:
Old Man Rock
- Comment on Y'all seem to have lost track of the correct response to people crying about dead baddies 2 months ago:
- Comment on We are not the same 2 months ago:
I can’t shit in public restrooms because I have to get completely naked
- Submitted 2 months ago to [deleted] | 2 comments
- Comment on Slow ass apocalypse 2 months ago:
Ass Apocalypse
