Gates9
@Gates9@sh.itjust.works
- "We're New Yorkers, they know him, they know me...You may contribute to him, you may contribute to me."sh.itjust.works ↗Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 0 comments
- Comment on My body is a roadmap of pain 2 days ago:
Acupuncture needles work great
- Comment on OLAY! 1 week ago:
Woah that is interesting, I wonder if that’s why the Scottish Rite uses all that Egyptian iconography?
- Comment on OLAY! 1 week ago:
He’s a Scot playing an alien playing an Egyptian playing a Spaniard
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 week ago:
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 1 week ago:
IDK but it’s fun to think he fucked Stephen Millers wife
- Comment on OLAY! 1 week ago:
I bet you hated The Highlander
- Comment on Do you think he knows? He's gotta know. 1 week ago:
You are experiencing this meme from his perspective
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- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 week ago:
“Give me some chicken, franks, and fries, and you can pass me a lettuce, Ima pass it by”
- Comment on beans 🫘 1 week ago:
Huh, I was watching a YouTube video about the Sabians in Türkiye the other day and how they were Pythagorians who didn’t eat beans
- Comment on They're together now 2 weeks ago:
You motherfucker how dare you
- Comment on Spokesperson 2 weeks ago:
“Music Legend”? More like “Bizarre Social Oddity”
- Comment on Y'all hungry?! 2 weeks ago:
Verily, I say unto thee, “give freely to the poor, but only within the bounds of means testing data”
- Comment on How much grams? 2 weeks ago:
This video, how much pay?
- Comment on Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture 2 weeks ago:
I.e. 41% of Americans are completely useless and unqualified in the discourse about our society.
- Comment on It's depressing, man 3 weeks ago:
“Think of how stupid the average person is. Now understand that HALF us are even stupider than that!”
- “JUST BECAUSE I HAVE THE VOICE OF A MUNCHKIN FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ DOES NOT MEAN THAT I HAVE TINY LITTLE MOUSE BALLS! BESIDES, EVEN IF I DID, CORRELATION DOES NOT PROVE CAUSATION!!!”sh.itjust.works ↗Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 11 comments
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- Comment on “THE FBI HAS FOUND NO EVIDENCE THAT THE SO-CALLED ‘CLITORIS’ EXISTS, AND HAS CONCLUDED THAT ASSERTIONS TO THE OPPOSITE ARE SIMPLY MORE FAKE NEWS PUBLISHED BY THE FAILING LIBERAL MEDIA!!!” 3 weeks ago:
- “THE FBI HAS FOUND NO EVIDENCE THAT THE SO-CALLED ‘CLITORIS’ EXISTS, AND HAS CONCLUDED THAT ASSERTIONS TO THE OPPOSITE ARE SIMPLY MORE FAKE NEWS PUBLISHED BY THE FAILING LIBERAL MEDIA!!!”sh.itjust.works ↗Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 16 comments
- Comment on Oh Jesus he is cooked 4 weeks ago:
“I love uneducated people”
- "Last time I was this happy, I was face down in a pizza pie, eatin' my way to freedom!"sh.itjust.works ↗Submitted 4 weeks ago to [deleted] | 0 comments
- Comment on “WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE STRIP CLUB AND ARE INVESTIGATING AND CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS IN ORDER TO LOCATE THE TITTIES, WHICH HAVE THIS FAR EVADED OUR DETECTION…” 4 weeks ago:
False alarm
- Comment on “WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE STRIP CLUB AND ARE INVESTIGATING AND CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS IN ORDER TO LOCATE THE TITTIES, WHICH HAVE THIS FAR EVADED OUR DETECTION…” 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on “WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE STRIP CLUB AND ARE INVESTIGATING AND CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS IN ORDER TO LOCATE THE TITTIES, WHICH HAVE THIS FAR EVADED OUR DETECTION…” 4 weeks ago:
- “WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE STRIP CLUB AND ARE INVESTIGATING AND CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS IN ORDER TO LOCATE THE TITTIES, WHICH HAVE THIS FAR EVADED OUR DETECTION…”sh.itjust.works ↗Submitted 4 weeks ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on “REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS... 4 weeks ago:
- “REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS...sh.itjust.works ↗Submitted 4 weeks ago to [deleted] | 15 comments
