Police HATE this one weird trick

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  What seems to be the problem, officer? 🥰

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You seem to be hauling ass…

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  • nullify3112@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I know that ACAB and rule #1 is keep your mouth shut but I would definitely open my mouth if a cop showed up like that 👄

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      All Cops Are Bottoms

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In the smaller/thumbnail version of this picture it looks like there’s a play button on his mound, which just makes this even better.

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people.

  I’m not saying it’s right, or that I agree with it, but in the 90s it was socially acceptable to hate gay people.

  Today? Today this looks like an obsolete joke whose punchline no longer lands.

  Because I’m not gay, and I’m not a cop, but if I pulled this guy over as a cop, first thing I’d do is prey on this guys insecurities and homophobia.

  The bumper sticker no longer points fun at cops, but rather identifies the wearer of said bumper sticker as an asshole.

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  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people.

    You miss the point: the message isn’t for people of today, it’s for pigs whose minds are stuck in the 50’s.

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    • gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Who are generally the sort of people who become cops to start with

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  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    People don’t hate the gays anymore? Ohhh shit. I never got the memo. I guess I can come out to my parents now!

    Yeah sit down straight guy. You don’t get to tell us the climate of tolerance.

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    This would have been more effective in the 90s where people actually hated gay people.

    Most cops still hate gay people.

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    • cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Just the cops?

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Used to? Waves vaguely at the US.

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  • revelrous@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I don’t know if the average cop has made it into the 90s mentality yet. Where I grew up there is a greater than zero chance this still gets your ass beat.

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  • BigPotato@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    New Hampshire is usually ten years behind on trends but that would put this car in 2016 instead so still kind of bigoted…

    Then again, it’s New Hampshire…

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  • wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I agree stupid bumper sticker

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    • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Unless I’m getting pulled over every day, the sticker just makes the driver look like a turd.

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The sticker uses the word “gay” negatively. It insults a community like an afterthought.

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    • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Eh it’s playing on that usage, but the tongue is firmly in the cheek enough that it’s obviously not meant in a non-ironic way. As a queer guy I could see playing with the phrase that way, much like how my friends call each other the F word, and people wear “he/him/daddy” shirts at Pride, and all sorts of other ways we can make fun of ourselves and not take ourselves dead serious 100% of the time, which turns people off.

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    • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Why? You could easily argue he’s just had a prolific sex life with a string of cops

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• Gates9@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  • BigPotato@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Shit, why argue? I’m a criminal. I knew it was wrong and I did it anyway.

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  • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The instinct to immediately pull over is a mistake, it arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Mash the pedal down and make the bastard chase you

    No cop was ever born who isn’t a sucker for a finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift.

    Accelerate immediately. When you see the red light, do not stop. Speed up to 120 mph.

    Force the chase. Drive to the next exit while signaling confusingly (e.g., indicating a right turn while staying on the freeway).

    By forcing the officer to lose control of their vehicle while trying to keep up with your finely-executed hi-speed Controlled Drift, you shift the psychological dynamic. This makes him horny.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?”

  “Because you’re hoping I’m gay?”

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• muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’ve seen this porn

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh yeah, you sexy sexy Camry…

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• Solrac@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeah, except most married cops probably have Grindr

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Gay cops are still oppressors just as much.

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  • EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    ACAG

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• HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Reminds me of this (sfw) animation: e621.net/p/4rrhf

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• Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hey now, not all cocksuckers are cocksuckers!

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