ExtremeDullard

@ExtremeDullard@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think that Trump is being blackmailed?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, like I said previously, since it’s just about impossible for ordinary folks to get the Epstein files released in full, we should all default to assuming all those mentioned in it are guilty - and since all those fuckers are rich and powerful and they can get the files released, if they want their names cleared, they can jolly well demand the release of the exculpatory evidence themselves.

  And what’s blindingly obvious, starting with the one pedo who’s most mentioned in the files, is that they’re not exactly rushing to demand that the truth be set free…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think that Trump is being blackmailed?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, there’s a fair chance that he might be a murderer also. That’s also out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think that Trump is being blackmailed?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The way blackmailing works, the blakmailer threatens the blackmailee to reveal their secrets. Trumps secrets are out there: he’s a convicted rapist and his name appears more than a million times in the released parts of the Epstein files - i.e. if he’s not a fucking pedo, I’m the King of England. No blackmailer has anything on him that everybody doesn’t already know.

  So no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We do not get a choice of how we come into this world or who we came into this world by but how come we can't go out on our own, wouldn't that be a full life doing everything u wanted 2 do?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I better question is how you used the card you were dealt - i.e. will you be satisfied with what you’ve done with your life when the end comes.

  Because if the answer is no and you feel you have to end it sooner than necessary, you haven’t played all your cards yet. If the answer is yes, the end will come all too soon and the question is moot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do "fixers" like Winston Wolfe in Pulp Fiction actually exist in real life? How does one go about getting one or hearing about one? Are they all mob connected or something?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s one. Definitely working for a crime family.

  You get to hear about one when you’re rich enough, because you can’t become rich beyond a certain level without being a crook.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨20 Jobs that people once thought were irreplaceable are now just memories⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  10. Telegraph Operator

  The OM who taught me Morse code when I passed my ham radio license in the 80s was a long-retired telegraph operator. He recounted how he got his job:

  He saw a ad for a job at his local Western Union telegraph office in the classified. He was already a ham radio enthusiast, so he figured he’d give it a shot. He showed up at the date and time indicated in the ad and sat in the waiting room with a bunch of other candidates for a long time. Nobody showed up to interview anybody. So he waited with all the others.

  Then finally he got up and went straight to the recruiter’s office without prompting. He said he suddenly realized, while he was waiting there, that among the machinery noises and the clickety-clicks of the paddles, someone was continuously keying “If you can read this, go straight to the recruiter’s door.”

  The office wanted only the very best telegraphists who lived and breathed the job. They figured someone who automatically listening to Morse code traffic when they heard something, and not just while on the job, was the kind of person they wanted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Everybody I know hates AI, fears AI will take their job, and use AI all the time themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come people don't compliment other people on great word usage? If someone use the word lets say ecclesiastical or something like that they do not get complimented it shows they respect English.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Education is frowned upon - has been since the 80s. It used to be that intelligent, educated people drew respect. Now the school heroes are the football players, and the math-heads and other nerds either pretend to be dumb to avoid trouble, or they get trouble.

  And that’s why you have Donald Trump as president, who has the vocabulary of a child: he speaks the language of the ignoramus class.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just give me someone to vote for who is normal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is in fact incorrect: the right doesn’t say corrupt government is the problem The right says trans kids and brown people are the problem. Because the right is dumb as a fucking brick, and the billionaires managed to brainwash the dumb right into hating someone other than themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do some rich people date "poor" people?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It seems obvious to you and me that human qualities other than wealth come into play in a relationship.

  But OP’s question is valid, because he’s asking about a generally psychopathic group of people dating regular human beings, and psychopaths don’t feel anything for anyone, and always do something with an angle. And that angle usually is making more money, which they can’t do if they date poor people. Hence the question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The rich convinced us that taxing them is too complicated but everyday people can be taxed pretty easily⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re right: it is pretty complicated to tax the rich using the current tax code. And there’s a very good reason for that: they made sure it’s as complicated as possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Similar but different⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump doesn’t butcher kids, he rapes them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SpaceX Is Conducting a Giant Chemical Experiment on Our Atmosphere Without Realizing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Without realizing”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Camila comes from a wealthy upper-class family, then why didn’t Queen Elizabeth want them to get married???⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same reason my Dad didn’t want me to marry my wife I guess: Mommy didn’t like her.

  The royal family is like all families: it’s fucked up. It’s just that this one is royally fucked up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the difference between a mythology vs a religion? Are they both mutual?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A religion is what its believers call it, and what non-believers call it because it has believers.

  A religion becomes mythology when it stops being popular, nobody believes its particular set of nonsense anymore and it and slip into history.

  What they are at the end of the day is living or dead cults.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Duffy’s ‘Great American Road Trip’ Prompts Ethical Concerns⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I go on a road trip, I’m not at work. So what I wanna know is: what did the taxpayer pay Mr. Duffy for for 7 months? Can I have a job like this too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think my search is finally over!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  1. is so you don’t piss all over the seat
  2. is so you watch the game and shut the fuck up
  3. Why do you look in her closet?
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jungkook of BTS

  I have no idea who Jungkook or BTS are. It’s either a cultural thing or an age thing. Probably both 🙂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This one I sorta get. Let it grow all the way out or shave it daily

  I believe this old funny post is on point:

  WARNING!!!!
  Don’t Shave That Hair!!!

  I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

  No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can’t-Be-Flushed threshold.

  was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. “Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don’t I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!” I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. “How many Indians could there be?” said by General Custer. “Looks like a good day for a drive!” by JFK. “There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!” by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

  I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

  Little did I know.

  I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

  Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

  Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: “It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks.”

  Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

  As if that wasn’t enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn’t just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

  Friends, DON’T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Women celebs are human. Shocker…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Trump Administration Is Coming After Birth Control Access in a Terrifying New Way⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  MAHA - Make Abortion with Hangers Again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So... is Iran blocking the Strait thing and then the US is also blocking it? So is it like... double blocked? Is it like "no you can't close the Strait, I'm closing it"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Iran lets Iranian ships and ship from Iran-friendly countries through and nothing else.
  The US lets all ships through apart from Iranian and friends’ ships.

  If you’re into electronics, think of it as a band-pass filter followed by a notch filter. And it’s just as fucking stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish ratemypoo.com still existed. I best a photo of Donald Trump would have scored high.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I guess I'll shit on the floor.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You misread the sign: They just want you to leave your business in the bowl.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These Chimps Began the Bloodiest ‘War’ on Record. No One Knows Why.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Meaning, the orange utan in the White House also starts wars and nobody knows why either.

• French government says it's ditching Windows for Linux — country accelerates plans to ditch US-based software in digital sovereignty pushwww.tomshardware.com ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a soil scientist, I don't recommend this one neat trick that doctors hate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Borax cures chemtrails?

  That’s exactly what I need tonight: I had refried beans for dinner and I’m creating a friggin microclimate inside the house!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pressure mounts on Kanye West to be pulled from headline role at summer music festival in London⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Does this nincompoop realize Adolf Hitler considered people with his skin complexion animals?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The reason for egg season.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re questioning that one, you might also wonder why a flying fatman in a red coat distributing cheap Chinese toys to children is the symbol of Jesus’ birth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the most confusing false friends from your language to another that are spelt exactly the same?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not just in different languages, but sometimes in different variants of the same languages.

  For instance, in Belgian French, “tournante” is any task in which people take turn, like a card game. In French French, it’s specifically gang rape.

  And then you have words that aren’t spelled exactly the same way but seem like an obvious translation (actual false friends, which aren’t usually exact matches), like the Spanish “constipado”, which means to have a stuffed nose and not what you think.