I think my search is finally over!

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hope they made out and jacked eachother off in the closet, otherwise I don’t think the friendship will last.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He seemed interested, but he was still in the closet, you know.

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    • nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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    • just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But he would be gay about the situation of it happened

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He was being a dick. He wouldn’t let me have a turn in the closet. I had to fuck the girl myself it was so exhausting.

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  • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    wouldn’t they need to come out of the closet first? at least to each other.

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  • hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    everyone needs an Andy

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AkZNU5ISkY

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Suddenly poly

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• brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m getting old…

  I read “my girl” and initially assumed he meant “my daughter” XD

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because he wrote the plural

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    • Mesophar@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He wrote it possessive, but was lazy and didn’t add the apostrophe

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re also either Polish or just very millenial

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It is obvious the closet dude didn’t cheat on your girl, he’s gay, sad that he still in the closet.

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• velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  lol you don’t need women to make friends with other guys

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  • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How else are you supposed to meet them? I always file my requisition forums through certified intermediaries.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The proposals were on display at the local planning office on Alpha Centauri for 50 Earth years!

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I always meet my friends through my local sex offender database :D

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  • youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Okay but if you stick to metamours you know you’ll always have some likes in common and stuff to talk/conspire about its a valid friend making tool

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    • velma@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a valid friend making tool, but men also rely heavily on their women partners for socialization. There should be a balance.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i do at my girlfriend’s house. my wife just doesn’t approve of that.

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just a dog.

    Or Grindr.

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The tweet screenshot tweet OP posted, but without the author’s name and username scribbled out. Tweet by nick @nickturani: “Surprise visit to see my girls apartment for the first time: 1. She already has the toilet seat up for me 2. Turn on the TV: already on ESPN 3. Look in the closet: a man so I can make a new friend. An accommodating queen!”

  Giving credit is cool.

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• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  1. is so you don’t piss all over the seat
  2. is so you watch the game and shut the fuck up
  3. Why do you look in her closet?

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    3.for friends. you never read Narnia?

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    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m in it for the Turkish delights.

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• faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  World needs more innocent guys like u ❤️🤣

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• Reygle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Giggidy

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Goo

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• Vespair@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pfft, the dudes sleeping with your girlfriends are not the same dudes regularly watching ESPN, I promise you

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Her name? Ophelia

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