I’m getting old…
I read “my girl” and initially assumed he meant “my daughter” XD
I think my search is finally over!
Submitted 1 day ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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brown567@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Because he wrote the plural
Mesophar@pawb.social 4 hours ago
He wrote it possessive, but was lazy and didn’t add the apostrophe
ddplf@szmer.info 7 hours ago
You’re also either Polish or just very millenial
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I hope they made out and jacked eachother off in the closet, otherwise I don’t think the friendship will last.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
He seemed interested, but he was still in the closet, you know.
nonfuinoncuro@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
But he would be gay about the situation of it happened
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 hours ago
everyone needs an Andy
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
Suddenly poly
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 1 day ago
He was being a dick. He wouldn’t let me have a turn in the closet. I had to fuck the girl myself it was so exhausting.
Ariselas@piefed.ca 1 day ago
wouldn’t they need to come out of the closet first? at least to each other.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It is obvious the closet dude didn’t cheat on your girl, he’s gay, sad that he still in the closet.
velma@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
lol you don’t need women to make friends with other guys
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
i do at my girlfriend’s house. my wife just doesn’t approve of that.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 1 day ago
How else are you supposed to meet them? I always file my requisition forums through certified intermediaries.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The proposals were on display at the local planning office on Alpha Centauri for 50 Earth years!
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
I always meet my friends through my local sex offender database :D
youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 day ago
Okay but if you stick to metamours you know you’ll always have some likes in common and stuff to talk/conspire about its a valid friend making tool
velma@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It’s a valid friend making tool, but men also rely heavily on their women partners for socialization. There should be a balance.
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 22 hours ago
Just a dog.
Or Grindr.
faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf 10 hours ago
World needs more innocent guys like u ❤️🤣
ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 1 day ago
- is so you don’t piss all over the seat
- is so you watch the game and shut the fuck up
- Why do you look in her closet?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
3.for friends. you never read Narnia?
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
I’m in it for the Turkish delights.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Her name? Ophelia
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
The tweet screenshot tweet OP posted, but without the author’s name and username scribbled out. Tweet by nick @nickturani: “Surprise visit to see my girls apartment for the first time: 1. She already has the toilet seat up for me 2. Turn on the TV: already on ESPN 3. Look in the closet: a man so I can make a new friend. An accommodating queen!”
Giving credit is cool.