Vespair

@Vespair@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate it when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Ngl I thought dodging the obvious punchline was the punchline

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Internet picture of a monkey⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  R/faketexts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blasting creed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ween is a solid band

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Onions are gross. Shallots however, are divine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's basic science⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  bro they mean you gotta crack into the coconut.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plumbing Supply Store doesn't want to hear, "Oh that's so long I don't think I can take it all"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brb, adding this photo to my dating profile

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨elixir of a god⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every single visible drink in this image is gross

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First time hearing about it, but it sounds cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🦄 🦄⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like a single kernel of corn would be a unicorn, actually

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  OnlyFans is the farm-to-table restaurant of ethical porn consumption, imo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does this count?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For the same reason people pretend to not like the word moist.

  Humans are desperate for connection and will attach to even meaningless pop culture trends in an attempt to belong to an in-group.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry guys⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Humans at a metal concert (circle pit)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time? 🥚⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Devil eggs taste like somebody already ate them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parking police⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “oh look, that car has a novelty sticker for my backup camera on it, that’s fun.” Continues on the day

  Like how exactly are y’all expecting people to react to this? Y’all know you live in the real world with actual people, not Looney Tunes with a bunch of exaggerated cartoon characters, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Countdown is starting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As always, Mariah memes are 100x lamer and more annoying than the song itself.

  Y’all don’t have to latch onto every meaningless pop culture opinion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labcoat!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve spent a lot of time around dogs, even bonded with an liked a few. Still a very distinctly different feeling than human affection for me, and still doesn’t help me understand for the uncanny glee people get at the mere sight of a dog. 🤷‍♂️ I don’t know if I’m broken, but this seems to be something that’s just outside my understanding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labcoat!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I do occasionally find people cute. But I don’t fawn over every person I see as if I’ve never seen a cute person before. This does not match my experience with the current cultural evaluation of dogs.

  And maybe this is the crux of the issue, but I just don’t find human babies and dogs even remotely comparable. I have countless lifetimes worth of conditioning inside me compelling me to love, admire, protect human young; innate feelings and instincts on human babies written into my very DNA. Dogs are an animal.

  I do sometimes find dogs cute, just like I sometimes find squirrels, lemurs, sloths, whatever cute, but it’s not an automatic response and it certainly doesn’t ever bring me to point of elation that seeing literally any random ass dog seems to bring so many others. I’m not even trying to suggest any judgement, if anything I’m just lamenting something that for my entire lifetime I have not been able to relate to or understand in my peers, which makes me feel somehow lacking, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labcoat!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No hate intended, I promise, but I will never understand why people react to seeing any dog as if it were their first time seeing a dog. I’m glad we have them, and I’m so grateful for service animals in particular, I just don’t understand the hyper-fixation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New thing to ponder just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like with a spherical plastic mold this could easily be made real in the same way that people do those pumpkin face molds and Buddha pears

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Daddy Drought feels like the much less successful brother of Father Christmas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fools!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I never doubted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Turns out, people actually like snark and most attempts to quell it have been vastly more about appearing “advertisers friendly” than actually appeasing any user bases.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Her slumber is now complete.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I literally do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Her slumber is now complete.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Mariah is coming” memes will always be 100x more annoying than the actual song itself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ate: Arby's Steak Nuggets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not even the best sauce at Arby’s, which is clearly the Red Ranch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ate: Arby's Steak Nuggets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s literally where I said “nah fuck this” and scrolled down to the comments, lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fight me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pfft. Making things hotter is easy. The fact that we can regularly make things colder and hold them at that colder temperature is what’s actually impressive in thermodynamics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was no need to ever improve upon THIS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro obviously they’re lauding physical mechanical buttons, not condemning useful features. Every single thing you listed can be controlled with manual tactile buttons. The issue that people have is with needless touchscreens and unnecessary digital interfaces.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have Fallout 4 and New Vegas again, say Bethesda, and also a release date for Fallout 76's Burning Springs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So basically it’s just the existing game as is, but with “credit” to spend on disgusting paid mods. Revolting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But why⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ummm was your childhood stunted or something? 12yos absolutely can be capable of complex emotional intelligence and reasoning. Hell, for most of humanity “childhood” wasn’t even a concept and an adult was anyone over 13.

  And don’t get me wrong, that we can gift our young the idea of “childhood” is simply one of the greatest achievements of the modern world, so I’m not out here trying to say kids should be considered adults again, but I think you are vastly underestimating the capability of children. Especially children who are trauma survivors and haven’t had the benefit of the slow progress of childhood gifted to them.