Vespair
@Vespair@lemmy.zip
Formerly @Vespair@lemm.ee
- Comment on To be happy… 1 day ago:
The first commercial convention oven was invented in the 1940s. The first prototype of the general concept happened in the 1910s.
Even if you mean the modern household tabletop convenience version, the Nuwave convection oven was already an informercial staple by 2003.
- Comment on Is there going to be something about potato buns tomorrow? 2 days ago:
Got it. I googled it, I don’t Harry Potter, sorry.
- Comment on Is there going to be something about potato buns tomorrow? 2 days ago:
I don’t know what this means
- Comment on Is there going to be something about potato buns tomorrow? 2 days ago:
The woman in question’s name is Delores, if you feel like looking for the comment and associated story on tiktok.
- Comment on Is there going to be something about potato buns tomorrow? 3 days ago:
Seems a bit extreme, mate
- Comment on Is there going to be something about potato buns tomorrow? 3 days ago:
It’s because of the woman on tiktok who identified a “perfectly sized” hot dog bun that now has a large crowd of tiktok users pushing for her to get a sponsorship.
Yes, I’m being serious.
- Comment on Video games 3 days ago:
That’s fine, you can enjoy the silliness of an error or fun addition to the joke. But that’s still not “the joke” being made, which is my point.
- Comment on Video games 3 days ago:
That makes no sense. You could literally remove the dates entirely and that point would still be made just by Mario -> Last of Us. Having the incorrect date for Mario doesn’t reinforce that point in any way.
- Comment on Video games 4 days ago:
That’s literally not the joke though. The joke doesn’t change at all if we correct the date to 1985, so clearly the error not only isn’t the joke, it’s not even a part of the joke. How is this so upvoted? People just slackjawed reacting like “omfg I remember the Simpsons!”
- Comment on That would be petrifying 5 days ago:
Air is not so different from water in the grand scheme of things, we’re just designed for and acclimated to air rather than water. So yeah, I think sinking is at best a subgenre of falling.
- Comment on It's time to move on....to JEANS! 6 days ago:
Now THAT’S an idea that deanfully has some jeanuine legs!
- Comment on It's time to move on....to JEANS! 6 days ago:
We already did jeans, do none of you remember the joilet japer?
- Comment on Hot Ones trying to sneak in the package protection 1 week ago:
I hope you responded by cancelling your order and sending them an email/message explaining your cancellation due to unacceptable business practices.
- Comment on I ❤️ agreeing with the people with authority over me 2 weeks ago:
Jokes on you, I don’t recognize the tyranny of timekeeping
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 3 weeks ago:
Does Monster Train 2 have a main character?
If not that, then Paralives, and then I’m just me again except successful and less lazy
- Comment on Ouch 4 weeks ago:
I get it, hilarious pop culture stepping on legos reference, which I’ve been told is very funny!
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Bro what? Most of the country has literally never once even thought of Missouri.
It depends on where you are, of course, but the real butt of the joke states are obviously Texas, Florida, and West Virginia.
- Comment on Cheeseus Christ, the comments 5 weeks ago:
Kill an animal, not murder. Murder is the unlawful intentional killing of another human being. Killing a cow in this way is neither unlawful nor does it refer to a person.
- Comment on Today is my 25th birthday 5 weeks ago:
Pretend that yesterday you were 40 and you just woke up this morning 25 again. Imagine how young, energetic, hopeful you’ll feel being back in your young body again. Go for a run.
- Comment on AI girlfriends VS Egirls 5 weeks ago:
Sarah McLachlan music For just 50 cents a day you can sponsor an egirl in need…
- Comment on Malone comes in all sorts of ways 5 weeks ago:
I never claimed to be smart, friend
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 5 weeks ago:
Pure cinema
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 5 weeks ago:
So I don’t really worry about getting caught “not peeing” or whatever, but I do often take a moment or two to get started… and I also frequently attend concerts.
I never worry about being watched, but boy do I feel like a jackass sometimes taking thrice as long as everyone else when there’s a line out the door between bands…
- Comment on Malone comes in all sorts of ways 5 weeks ago:
I had to read Water Malone 3 times and still didn’t get it until I said it out loud, lol
- Comment on Look At All That Unsold Freedom Juice 1 month ago:
Honestly beyond the tacky 'Murica theming here, I still don’t understand how or why energy drinks became the new de facto drink.
Far as I can tell, they’re just sodas that taste bad? I’m not exactly championing soda as some positive thing here, but exactly what have we gained by replacing 70% of the soda section with “energy drinks”?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I’m just glad to have been around to witness the biggest loser on the fediverse crash out. Terrible stuff, but a wonderful show
- Comment on Yeah i'll have a large coke and a - 1 month ago:
I agree with everything @Trampampoline said but will add that frankly “What the fuck’s up, Denny’s?” is just such a hilariously surreal statement in the context of the music that it was just instantly meme gold.
And if you liked that, check out Live Without’s album; it’s not revelatory or anything, but it’s a totally solid, aggressive, and fun hardcore release.
- Comment on Yeah i'll have a large coke and a - 1 month ago:
Power-frowns is the funniest way I’ve ever heard somebody refer to stank face, I love it so much
- Comment on Dumbass 1 month ago:
Show me where I said underaged in my comment. We’re talking about legal smut for consenting adults, chill out.
And yeah dude, that would be fine if the point was to call out trash in anime, but it isn’t, the point of his videos is to celebrate the trash. We aren’t talking about PG-rated anime sneaking in gross pedo shit into their shows for children here (which is unquestionably gross), we’re talking about ecchi shows made explicitly for adult audiences with the primary intent to titillate.
It’s not like The New Yorker doing an exposé on the porn industry, it’s like the porn industry doing a sensationalized preview for a video called “Extreme Anal Nurses Gangbang 7” then finding out that the movie in question actually only features one nurse and she’s fully dressed the whole time.
Take your pearl clutching somewhere it’s at least halfway appropriate, please.
- Comment on Yeah i'll have a large coke and a - 1 month ago:
That would be the one.
Anytime I post or see clips of the small hardcore shows that happen at the pizzeria near me, the comments are always full of “whoa Denny’s Grand Slam energy!”