FireRetardant
@FireRetardant@lemmy.world
- Comment on I agree with don 2 hours ago:
When in doubt press it down. Thats what i do when going with a chubb.
- Comment on I agree with don 2 hours ago:
I usually just try to spread cheek on the toilet, using the seat to lock the spread in place
- Comment on I agree with don 2 hours ago:
Have you tried a stool to elevate your legs and put you closer to a squat? It really helps the movement down there. I know that poop marker thing you’re talking about but i don’t get it everytime, just on rare occasions.
- Comment on I agree with don 4 hours ago:
If they don’t have cocks, then they probably don’t have balls, which means they have nowhere to store their pee and therefore never have to pee.
- Comment on I agree with don 4 hours ago:
I just don’t want to piss on other peoples floor. Its one thing to piss on my floor and for me to clean it up, its another thing to piss on someone elses floor and expect them to clean it up.
- Comment on I agree with don 4 hours ago:
I was stand wiper as a kid cause i never knew any better i guess. Someone told me you could reach around and clean before the cheeks close together and it blew my mind and I’ve never looked back.
- Comment on I agree with don 4 hours ago:
I scoot forward or slide back to get a finger down there if needed, usually forward and from the side of the package. If my business is done i can slide back far enough that my butthole is over the seat and spread pretty wide. When standing i got my pants and underwear in the way and gotta bend the knees and spread the thighs a bit to get a good angle while trying to aim that last squirt.
- Comment on I agree with don 4 hours ago:
No I’m thinking a normal toilet. Maybe if you are on the shorter side you can get a more favorable angle but otherwise the piss stream hits the porcelain at a nearly perpendicular angle and sprays nearly everywhere. Not as drastically as in the water but enough i can sometimes feel the mist if I’m in shorts.
- Comment on I agree with don 4 hours ago:
Plus you might not have to turn on the lights which helps a lot to go back to bed.
- Comment on I agree with don 4 hours ago:
Fiber is your friend
- Comment on I agree with don 5 hours ago:
You’re still getting piss out of the bowl if you’re on the sides. Its not as drastic as the center but its still a stream hitting a fairly flat surface from a decent height.
- Comment on I agree with don 5 hours ago:
Sitting also gives better access to push on the part between the balls and butthole which can reduce post piss drippage.
- Comment on I agree with don 5 hours ago:
Is this not a free country?
- Comment on I agree with don 5 hours ago:
Have you tried bunching the dress up and tucking it under your arms to expose your bottom half? Not trying to judge just seems like that might be easier.
- Comment on I agree with don 5 hours ago:
I stand most of the time. I sit when exhausted or when i know my spray won’t be good, or if I have gas I don’t trust to be just gas. I’ve also been trying to get into the habit of sitting when at a woman’s house/apartment. It just doesn’t seem fair for me to make a mess with splashback, especially if they don’t live with any men. Unless I’m doing some of the cleaning it seems more fair to just sit and get the business done that way. Plus this way I’ll never leave the seat up.
- Comment on Keeping my promise to Zephyr 4 days ago:
Im the some people. I call a lot of folks boss. Held the door for me? Thanks boss. Pumped my gas? Thanks boss. Thanked me? No problem boss.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
Helping people is in my nature. My current crush i took her on a date, she was flirty over text, happily let me pay, mentioned she was impressed i offered to pick her up. After the date i was working up the courage to find a kiss so i decided to ask if she was seeing someone. She said “idk maybe” and proceeded to describe some fling she was in.
I decided not to get physical, fixed a lawnmower she was complaining about and now im trying for a second date to see if shes gonna be single now or what. Shes still texting me after the lawnmower ran so im happy i didn’t get ghosted but thats the end of the free trial. If she doesn’t wanna date, no more stuff is getting fixed for free. If the women don’t find you handsome, they sure should find you handy, I’m hoping for one that finds me both.
Ngl I’m a bit old school and usually i like to go on 3 dates before getting intimate. Partially because i want a relationship not just sex so thats part of my process. If we can’t enjoy a dinner without banging after, then we probably don’t actually like each other that much.
- Comment on Anon likes a woman 5 days ago:
I guess thats where i got lost. I usually need to get to know someone a bit for a crush to develop.
- Comment on Anon likes a woman 5 days ago:
I’m too old and lonely to play that shit. If talking about safe sex is gonna be rejected like that I’m just gonna leave them. I’ll give em a chance to come around and maybe we can link up again in the future but if we can’t have that conversation, well i guess we won’t be having unprotected sex. Or more likely any sex at all.
- Comment on Anon likes a woman 5 days ago:
Somewhat true but if you’re on the bigger side you can get away without being toned. Surprisingly its usually the small skinny guys that struggle even if they have a 6 pack. Big flabby arms are still more attractive that 5% body fat twig arms. The biggest thing getting fit does it make regular clothing look better. Being fit can significantly elevate something as simple as a t-shirt if it fits nicely.
I was by far the most fit guy at the bbq i went to last weekend and i was also one of the only single ones and tend to be single more than the others. The host a good friend of mine actually looked great in just a button up and his cowboy boots cause he actually put some thought into his outfit.
- Comment on Anon likes a woman 5 days ago:
I’m worried about the std thing myself. I keep going over in my head how to pitch it to my next partner. I went raw in my last partner and i know she got around. If she offered raw to me, she likely did it for others as well. Im probably gonna get a test done soon and be willing to get one again if they don’t believe i haven’t had other partners since that test.
Its not even about blame its just about informed consent. Like a bad result isn’t necessarily a dealbreaker for me. I know i would feel terrible if i spread something. I think for most its an ignorance is bliss thing, if they don’t know they can ignore it and not take responsibility.
- Comment on Anon likes a woman 5 days ago:
This could be a good strategy to find someone too. People are more attractive when they feel good about themselves.
- Comment on Anon likes a woman 5 days ago:
I usually need to get to know someone before they are attractive. I describe it as me being greedy, i want the full package not just one that looks nice.
- Comment on Anon likes a woman 5 days ago:
Why should i never meet my crushes? Should i just chase people i feel neutral about instead? A good crush inspires me to be romantic, carefully plan dates, and even take better care of myself, which is a nice cycle cause some of those things boost my confidence anyway even if the crush doesn’t feel the same way.
- Comment on Anon likes a woman 5 days ago:
No one is more convinced that you can pull women than a woman whom is attracted to you. Now you just gotta live up to that fantasy even if IRL most women wouldn’t give you the time of day.
- Comment on Anon likes a woman 5 days ago:
Also in my experience, a lot of women don’t like to openly express consent in spoken communication. If im in a situation where i think we should kiss, ill ask the first time and they’ll often say yes, and later confess to me that asking kinda killed the mood for them. Like sorry but consent is important and I’m not one to bank on my autisitc ass misreading subtle body language.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
My problem is i keep going on dates that turn into relationships without the title, i pay for dates, fix their car, help around their house and they act all cute and loving until you want to make it monogamous and suddenly its “oh i don’t really like you like that” or “really i can’t be in a relationship right now” etc. So I’ve changed my strategy to try to find people with the goal of eventually being in a relationship from the start.
- Comment on 5 days ago:
See thats what i don’t get. I don’t want to date or sleep around without an emotional attachment and a certain level of trust. Like if my genitials are going inside someone i gotta be able to trust them. I have very little sexual desire to someone I’m not romantically/emotionally attracted to. We have to be able to have conversations about safe sex and what to do if an “accident” happens.
I also don’t get how you can manage seeing multiple people on multiple dates. When i get a crush thats the only person i want to think about. Even if I had a date with another girl thats my type, the first girl being on my mind would rob my attention from the other date and i feel like its not always a fair mindset for me. As i said I know I’m the weird one here but its just never made sense to me.
If i like someone enough for a 2nd date I have no interest in seeing others. At that point i wouldn’t consider it a relationship but both parties giving each other a fair shot by not going on other dates seems like a reasonable level of commitment for someone you’re fond of. I just think the mindset of “maybe I’ll like the next one more than this one” isn’t helpful and could be a red flag, what if that kind of behavior never stops and they are constantly on dating apps waiting for something better to come along?
- Comment on Anon likes a woman 5 days ago:
How can you tell he’s horny? Is he rocking a hard on all day?
- Comment on Anon likes a woman 5 days ago:
Thats not a problem with “liking someone back.” I think the post would have read along the lines of " i hate when someone isn’t who they seem to be" in your scenario.