funkless_eck
@funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Nick has had enough. 1 hour ago:
- Comment on I'm literally just vibing 8 hours ago:
give my car a little more pep
you’re gonna need the specifics on this one. Attaching a jet engine to a car should be illegal, but on a cosmic scale, such speed would be infinitesimal.
- Comment on All Social Medias Track Urls 1 day ago:
test the link before sending
- Comment on It's all about perspective. 5 days ago:
ran thru is young people slang for shaming a woman with what they consider an abnormally high number of previous partners. Such thinking is misogynist trash obviously.
- Comment on oh and it's also a crime 6 days ago:
yeah trying to explain tethering to a non technical person because it used to have a cable and now doesn’t
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Violet you ever want to form a crime fighting team of throat goats then I’m willing to lend my skills to the crew.
- Comment on omg hes just like me 1 week ago:
I know. I was joking. It’s a visual pun on how a feeding tube of the creature, a dinner plate and the capital O would look similar- hence typographical.
- Comment on omg hes just like me 1 week ago:
maybe they meant
O
- Comment on who would win 1 week ago:
does it display differently for you? I’m on Sync
- Comment on Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says 'employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality' after the company laid off more than 1,000 people 1 week ago:
EOY state of the Union report, 10Q reporting or whatever the eoy one is called.
Retention is the classic churn metric (lost/total)*100
- Comment on Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says 'employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality' after the company laid off more than 1,000 people 1 week ago:
my company of 50 went down to 22 because of “AI productivity gainz” - then we had the biggest dip in client retention in its 11 year history and those clients that do remain all have massive issues with getting what they want and there are constant “fire drills” to keep them happy.
- Comment on marriage update 1 week ago:
you can put that in the lover’s style section
- Comment on who would win 1 week ago:
i got one you put a mouse on and plugs into a socket so the mouse is always moving, and a device that clicks my ESC key - again mechanical, so they can’t detect any devices or software and there’s regular MnK activity.
Although the real sneaky shit is to attack the staging directory that uploads the images and activity JSON with an OS chronjob with an identical name to the tracking software so it uploads corrupted files
- Comment on who would win 1 week ago:
don’t worry buddy I gotcha
#BECAUSE IT HURTS MORE
- Comment on 1 week ago:
and that coolant mass’ name?
- Comment on idiot chess 1 week ago:
how can you tell without seeing A1? (/s)
- Comment on idiot chess 1 week ago:
the very definition of an end game
- Comment on Anon enjoys videogame music 1 week ago:
but anon, what if you are Spider-Man in a Fun House in 1991?
- Comment on My friend Charlie is back.... 1 week ago:
I contend tongue is worse
- Comment on My friend Charlie is back.... 1 week ago:
yeah that’s what I do. The method described above you is what causes my cramps sometimes
- Comment on Dating apps from 2018-2022 were wild. Might still be but I've been monogamous since late 2023. 1 week ago:
Plenty of fish / okcupid era - my housemate told me off when I brought home 14 different people in 14 consecutive nights just because I had my profile fully filled out.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I was at a business conference in Medellin, Colombia a few months ago making extreme eye contact with everything but the lady wearing a sheer top with no bra at work.
- Comment on Population per capita of US states 2 weeks ago:
Abby and Brittany Hensel.
Joking with respect and affection to them, of course.
- Comment on Population per capita of US states 2 weeks ago:
Minnesota should be 1.0000006
- Comment on This is heresy but lol 2 weeks ago:
Hey come on now he’s one of the top 10 drummers in Metallica.
- Comment on Anon owns nothing and is unhappy 2 weeks ago:
Well that’s the joy, I’ll build it so you can just draw tits and penises in.
- Comment on Anon owns nothing and is unhappy 2 weeks ago:
I’m a ways off from that I think. About 11 months in (mostly the odd day at weekends) and I have a working card system and the AI can play a card that beats you if it can but it’s very simplistic and all the art is either drawn in paint, a text or untextured placeholder, or royalty free avatars I downloaded from itchio
I’ll plug it in a few game-making communities when I have a demo It’s (very early) working title is “Cartoquaria” (as in a place where one stores cards, in Latin) and it uses a deck of tarot cards you imbue with mystical powers - but I’m easily a year or two out.
- Comment on Anon owns nothing and is unhappy 2 weeks ago:
I’m making a lo-fi, offline, singleplayer card game designed to be completely moddable in every way so people can add custom characters, enemies, features just by putting JSON into the userdata folder.
Some of us are trying!
- Comment on so many want the body they dont have 3 weeks ago:
it wasn’t all killer no filler but I did find Superstore surprisingly good.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I once watched someone get chicken feet sewn into their skin at a fetish club. I think hair pulling is fine 🙂
