funkless_eck

@funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals!⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

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  counterpoint

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals!⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  As a Brit I fucking hate the royal family and their soft power and their wealth, but I’d argue that Trump has more of both and is heading for more than a royal has had in a Western country in living memory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school.⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  the family of the deceased (35, sudden heart failure from undiagnosed blood pressure condition) were in suits. It was at a crematorium with a flavor of traditional Vietnamese traditions. No dress code was specified.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I was at a funeral recently where about 1 in 10 people were wearing cargo shorts or jeans, a graphic tee or a polo shirt, and sneakers.

  Not that I think we should go back to dressing in powdered wigs and hose but I think there is room for clothing choices to mark an occasion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heat waves hate this one WEIRD trick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “listen, nob’ed” really takes me back to school days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  haha, it’s actually from experience of trying to undo what AI did to my code. And I’m just a casual hobbyist in scripting languages.

  I still have a to-do to unstick how it is using a lambda to set a bool value inside a dict with only one key, when any normal human would just do

    bool_var = my_func()
  
    def my_func()
         return true
  

  it’s really been a lesson in how I can’t even use AI to learn, let alone actually produce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one beer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the internet equivalent of a cliche in casual conversation. “I’m hungry” “Hi hungry I’m dad” … it’s mild humor delivered as part of a social reflex

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  hey now but what if I want my code to be like

   if gun.is_valid and not gun == null and gun.id != null:
          shoot()
  
    func shoot():
           fire(gun):
  
  
      func fire(gun):
            if gun.is_valid and not gun == null and gun.id != null:
                     weapon_activate(gun)
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why we have two-factor authentication.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d counter this is exactly how a lot of hacking works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  AND a soup

  saladtheory.github.io

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want it to slap me across the face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  there used to be one in London - “Coffee Cake and Kink”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am el french⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  even the french will often ellide the ⟨ʁ⟩ to ⟨ʁ̞⟩ or even [χ], [ʀ], or [r].

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drinking water is for the weak⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  bigthink.com/…/gruesome-death-macabre-science-deh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Operation enduring algae⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  no, it’s either a screenshot from - or an AI replication of - the 1996 movie “The Rock” starring Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage in which the depicted item is a dirty bomb / chemical weapon poised to wipe out San Francisco using Alcatraz as a base of operations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you worthy of this little treat ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  bad day to practice my shadow puppetry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hannibal was right 🔥⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can confirm in the 1940s you could’ve gossiping that Tierney twosomed Feldmen the packager against Jackie-look Cassini and be perfectly understood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flock of scissors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  four candles please

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m 5’6, bisexual, and have done very well across the spectrum of gender. Height - like weight, hair color, skin color… -doesn’t particularly denote attractiveness.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft Co-Founder Claude Guillemot Dies In Plane Crash⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  we know he stole the value of people’s labor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I use Ubuntu btw.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s OK it’s gonna be put down

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨porch of geese⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean prior to the mid 1500s that’s exactly what did happen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good night, parental units⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was bringing the trash cans back in last night and a guy drove past and I could smell the weed he was smoking.

  This is why I do gummies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨belt tight around my neck being pulled back hard in doggy >>>⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  also don’t pull your head back! when I was twink enough to wear latex we all knew the copypasta about someone getting their neck snapped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't let your dreams be dreams!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  minor nitpick that meeting a KPI means you agreed on a goal to be achieved over a certain time period and you achieved it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NO BITCHES?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨average physics student vs POTUS 47⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can without a shadow of a doubt say I would be a better president.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨average physics student vs POTUS 47⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you forgot about the parallel imaginary number line (√-1), i think that is where the president lives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WOMEN.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you won’t believe this but I bet the guy on the right could write a Python script to solve it in 4-6 business weeks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they're havin a laugh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s also every form of narrative entertainment - movies, video games, novels are all people in rooms talking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How tf do people who work 8-5 M-F get any life done?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  im an actor and comedian outside the corporate world. I just gig in the evening. I go on dates with my wife. I go to friends birthday parties. I work out. I garden. I play with my cat.

  The bad news is - if you wanna do stuff, you gotta go do stuff