funkless_eck
@funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon misfires 18 hours ago:
illness number one in London is whatever strain has developed sentience on the tube
- Comment on Anon has marital problems 1 day ago:
As an AMAB who is vaguely uncomfortable enough with the gender binary to use he/they pronouns but still presents masc in every context — I have met many people of all and no genders who think so completely differently to me it’d be better to use zodiac signs than gender markers to divide personalities (and no I don’t think astrology is real).
- Comment on ohh ... 1 week ago:
there’s still waiting lists in the US.
- Comment on marketing 1 week ago:
name a single corporation that hasn’t flagrantly broken a law
- Comment on Deal-breaker 1 week ago:
No, I think Sarah. This was in the MySpace days tho
- Comment on Deal-breaker 1 week ago:
I remember a girl telling me once of an experience with a guy for whom it was his first time, and to ease his nerves he kept doing family guy quotes and impressions.
Since hearing that story I’ve never felt inadequate in bed.
- Comment on What was going on in England in the 1970s to give Monty Python so much comedy fodder that is still relevant today? 2 weeks ago:
uh they frequently did, they had a whole sketch which is just them saying “no pooftahs” (equivalent of the f-slur)
- Comment on Anon holds her bf 2 weeks ago:
I cried the first time a gf was nice to me regularly.
I had some fucked up relationships. I’m doing good now though.
- Comment on Anon visits Silent Hill 2 weeks ago:
Reddo Piramiddo
Japanese isn’t rea
- Comment on Anon dates a clown 2 weeks ago:
well thats the thing with clowns, once it starts coming out it just keeps on coming
- Comment on Anon pretends to be sick 2 weeks ago:
I’d argue that “you can use it however you want” is pissing on my boots and telling me it’s raining.
I want to use my vacation for vacation, as it’s vacation. I don’t want to use my vacation for being sick. If it is truly what I want that really matters, then shouldn’t that be respected?
- Comment on Anon pretends to be sick 2 weeks ago:
so discipline those that abuse it? It’s really a symptom of not engaging with your workforce on a realistic level. Many non-American countries deal with it adequately. In the UK your sick days don’t come out of your vacation, and if you need more than a week off you have to get a doctor’s note.
- Comment on Anon pretends to be sick 2 weeks ago:
I should just be able to call in sick if I’m sick. Why even track it?
- Comment on Anon pretends to be sick 2 weeks ago:
tell that to my PTO policy. I’m getting sick and getting paid, and spending my limited vacation on times I feel good.
- Comment on Does an international porn site like Pornhub take accents into account with their algorithm? Does an Australian watching Pornhub porn tend to get more porn with Australian accents than an American? 2 weeks ago:
get yer knees up step sis in time
- Comment on Binary search 2 weeks ago:
kids stole my car
cops gave chase
they crashed the car
ran on foot
cops gave chase
they ran into an abandoned house
cops stopped outside
they walked nonchalantly out of the house
cops did not arrest as they could not be sure it was the same people
literal skyrim npc behavior.
- Comment on Causes of Death in London (1623) 2 weeks ago:
Mycobacterial cervical lymphadenitis
- Comment on pronouns 2 weeks ago:
egg
- Comment on CAN SOMEONE MAKE AN APP ALREADY 3 weeks ago:
most phones and OSes have a way to quickly share files between them, it’s a RTFM job
- Comment on I guess at least I can opt out... 3 weeks ago:
Because then the applicant uses AI to apply for the job, and it’s just AI all the way down
- Comment on Pass the football 3 weeks ago:
which means that Bubba the Love Sponge gets to watch the launch
- Comment on 8 yr old me after my parents did my woodworking assignment 3 weeks ago:
understanding 3% of a supply chain
a whole 200 CSVs manually exported
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 4 weeks ago:
Welcome to Eversmile. Set in the realm of joy. The people of Eversmile are plagued only by aching facial muscles. And not anthrax as we had hoped. Eversmile is a disgusting land of good humor and polite frivolity.
- Comment on What do you create? 4 weeks ago:
more scams that just auto download to your computer
- Comment on I'll take two Pedros with a side of Henry 5 weeks ago:
by my count only Jack Black isn’t of some sort of athletic body type
- Comment on Anon tries programming in Java 5 weeks ago:
From PIE root “pau-” (few, little), to Latin-transliterated via Greek “paed” (boy, child), and spelled thusly to distinguish from “ped-” (foot), circa 1600AD. Reduced to “pedo” from “paedo” as part of the shift in Americanization of accents and spelling in the late 1700s early 1800s.
- Comment on Love her or hate her, she’s spitting facts 5 weeks ago:
Was Zappa against pegging? it’s definitely in a number of his lyrics
“I can take about an hour
on the tower of power
as long as I gets
a little golden shower” - Comment on Im flyinf to the USA from england 5 weeks ago:
I dont know if it’s a different recipe but you can get Irn Bru in Kroger.
- Comment on At least he was a nurse on the walking dead lol 5 weeks ago:
“type cast” is the casual phrase
in technical acting terms it’s usually referred to as “close to self”
- Comment on Can't sleep, he's watching 1 month ago:
scientists said this?