funkless_eck

@funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bat flies into woman's mouth in Arizona, costing her nearly $21,000 in medical bills⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  in civilized, developed countries, it doesn’t cost a kings ransom to receive necessary medical care.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon starts to believe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  all that bending over? getting dirty fingers? getting heads off plants? sowing seeds? hell yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨change_org⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s like the Team Fortress coconut.jpg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA on privuhcy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ah, you are right. I take it back.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petition to tell MasterCard, Visa, and activist groups to stop censoring legal fictional content⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  email is easily instantly and trivially ignored

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA on privuhcy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  WordPress uses a taxonomic system you choose with a mix of the Settings page and how you organize your template hierarchy. To my knowledge there is no out of the box query url functionality in the core system.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  we’ve woken the hive 😶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  stores with a terminal

  sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a false alarm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean London Bridge is like the 5th longest bridge. Based on how he’s walking from work it’s more likely Waterloo bridge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what timeline is this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  saving children from child abuse isn’t nice or good?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Unfortunate Truth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  same with sound fonts. You can still tell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Unfortunate Truth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  they said that about synthesizers. You can still tell 30 years later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People were no less thirsty back then⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean his actual prose isn’t much different, just more confusing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the unseen worlds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cone count is my guess. Of the photoreceptors in the eye - Rods see in low-light and cones see in color. Some animals lack or have different cones compared to humans. Hence why bees can see “bee purple”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch's largest political streamer, Asmongold, shovels racist and xenophobic messaging to his audience of 52K+ live viewers⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  what a cunt.

  it’s obvious he doesn’t even understand what a refugee is

  and then goes on to say “why would you add people to your country that don’t speak the language” in English and not the native tongue of the tribe that the land was stolen from

  and what the fuck did he think happened to Poles who moved to the US 100 years ago? They weren’t even considered “white.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signs that rhyme⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was Noah Webster, of the dictionary fame, for the same reason as colo[u]r and cent[re/er] - to put a new identity post revolution on American English

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets philosophical⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  my brother in Christmas, that’s on you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Project Diva⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  great copypasta. fits any game.

  for hearthstone: swap “perfects on 8⭐️” for “legend in wild”, “players on YouTube can get top 100 NA standard legend”, “why don’t you marry Unnerfed Jaina or Boulderfist Oger”

  for destiny: “gone to the light house”, “solo dungeons”, “marry Eris or Savathun”

  etc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Riding the bus to the underworld⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  plus a lot of Egyptian pronunciation was made up in the 1930s, and nowadays we know differently but the original names stuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets philosophical⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  as an everyone hot bisexual I wanna see whose genitals I’m tounging next

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baby dies after California mom leaves him in car to get lip filler on 101-degree day, police say⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have bad news for you about how much nature cares about being smart or a good parent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Steam controller was ahead of its time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if I wanted to only play half my games at twice the price for only a few years on hardware i can’t upgrade with fewer functions and content due to exclusivity, I would buy a console

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon describes experience⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Excel has a 15 point float, a quadrillionth, which should be enough for anything you were using excel for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gravity⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  in the uk

  is the important part. you would be considered a high earner earning that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, I hate it when this happens!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s the Tarot card “the fool”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, Thor!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  then don’t make single player games (or sections of games) require a server.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let people enjoy things 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  to clarify I am speaking “culturally” not legally.

  Most people go out for drinks and drive home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let people enjoy things 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  in my experience, culturally, drinking one (1) 4.8% ABV 33ml can of beer in Europe is drunk driving

  Drinking two (2) 6.2% ABV fl oz (946ml) glasses of beer and smoking weed in the USA is not drunk driving.

  Not defending it, just saying that it was eye opening how many people in the US get behind the wheel after drinking what they consider a small amount of alcohol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ideally⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno man if I saw a donkey eating figs I’d find that quite the rib tickler

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds good tho⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  if educated

  I mean everyone was educated if they were in school after 1947 in the UK, which is where the idiom you use comes from.

  Many British accents drop /h/ as accent is no longer a certain indicator of class, plus, code switching is a thing. I consider myself pretty well educated and will drop my aiches in most contexts except formal.