funkless_eck

@funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's with "*checks notes*" everywhere?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  it actually reached its peak in 2018 per this slate article: slate.com/…/checks-notes-was-the-perfect-trump-er…

  It was a big Twitter meme, like Yo Dawg I Heard You Like…, or Hawk Tuah, or Trogdor or whatever. People hear funny thing, repeat funny thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jack Dorsey would like to ‘delete all IP law’.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i think it’s more likely that everyone would race to the bottom to make the cheapest Marvel, Pokémon, Disney, Star Wars, Harry Potter spin offs, merch and content they could.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infinite Monkey Theorem⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I grew up with the guy in the pic btw. He was always kinda intense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stuck⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was jerking off around that age, hadn’t ever seen any porn or anything, no need to call child protection, it was just natural for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember when she fucked up the economy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  unfortunately not totally universally.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft says you "cannot complain" it shut down The Crew because you never actually owned it, and you weren't "deceived" by the lack of an offline version⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve beaten most of the Gold Stakes and all of the challenges, its not a forever game. But it is fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes I’m busy man and trying to get something done

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘White Lotus’ Creator Mike White Defends Season 3 After Viewers Call It Too Slow: ‘I’m Edging You! If You Don’t Want to Be Edged… Get the F— Out of My Bed’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The final scene is them all on their phones. Schwarzenegger’s character works at the company, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘White Lotus’ Creator Mike White Defends Season 3 After Viewers Call It Too Slow: ‘I’m Edging You! If You Don’t Want to Be Edged… Get the F— Out of My Bed’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  !Belinda/Pornchai turning into Tanya/Belinda due to Tanya’s money corrupting everything was one of the themes I really liked!<

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘White Lotus’ Creator Mike White Defends Season 3 After Viewers Call It Too Slow: ‘I’m Edging You! If You Don’t Want to Be Edged… Get the F— Out of My Bed’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  !i felt the Sritala’s husband mega reveal at the end of the episode was kinda corny anyway, as was the kid surviving the smoothie with no hospital visit or other ill effects, and none of the rich kids even getting a text about their dad being indicted? There was a lot of build up to a lot of hand waved consequences in this season. It kinda felt like a Marvel movie wrap up compared to the previous two seasons. Adding Zion x Piper would be even worse!<

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving weasels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨LinkedIn’s cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work-life balance is a red flag that you’re ‘not committed to winning’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  not to mention a lot of US companies have “bonuses” to encourage you, but haven’t the foresight to think that an unmet bonus - usually out of the person’s hands, at least in my experience - is just a pay cut, and pay cuts are the worst thing you can do for morale and productivity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just a human thing.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Many atheists take part in racism and violence. There was plenty during the Cold War, collapse of Yugoslavia, Gulf War, post-9/11 and both Trump terms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  bad opinion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨>meme arrows⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone rewrote the first Harry Potter book (I’m not kidding) to be about Harry using magic to do essentially eugenics, Sam took it seriously.

  From that fanfic, the Rationalist / Effective Altruism people believe that as more people exist in the future than in the present, making an AI singularity that would behave as a God is more important than, e.g. curing cancer, or providing clean drinking water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Idioms⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  English ones:

  go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut

  it’s a cunt hair away

  to piss in the wind

  shove it up your arse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inching closer to the grave every day⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  there were always similar jobs going all the way back to the rennaisance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inching closer to the grave every day⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  wdym I went to SO many rainbow parties as a 9 year old

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inching closer to the grave every day⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  there’s a whole rube Goldberg machine of celebrities of that era that are married or related.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not elaborate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck the generational entelechy. No war but class war.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having a baby? Use this one weird trick!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  a lot of countries don’t even do that, many countries reserve that for just their citizens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smarter than a genius⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, according to them, they have transcended the need for physical bodies (presumably because they ate only raw fruit and shit themselves out of existence)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smarter than a genius⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  let me refer you to my good friend Valiant Thor (yes that’s his name) who is a real bona-fide Venusian alien who is definitely a great person to give you health advice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is smarter than a genius⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never like to let people forget the raw fruit diet comes from a cult that believes people from Venus told us that’s the key to eternal life

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Homer Simpson irl⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  intelligence is a very hard thing to quantify. People who are good at math might be terrible at writing plays, both of which are intelligent processes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a reputation to uphold⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m an bi. Can confirm I like everyone in my porn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your boomer parents after giving you the most outdated job-seeking advice of your fucking life [Day 86]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  consensual non consent programmer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨put that in your pipe and smoke it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The Jim Rose circus is a famous counter-culture performance. At the show I saw a woman put paint in her butt and farted it onto a canvas. There was also light bulb eating, further nudity, chainsaw juggling etc

  In that context, it would be surprising to see them tweet about botany, making this kinda a joke tweet in itself that they would tweet this, which is why it has the commentary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it OK for a baby's head to be rolled all the way back on its neck?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember a friend of mine becoming a mother and saying, “Yeah the doctor said never to let her head go back too far and a split second later my daughter suddenly decided to fucking wrench their neck as far back as it could go”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate this image because idiots will see it, not understand what its showing, and make up some crazy shit based on it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ah apologies. I take it back, then. Someone told me wrongly, obviously.