funkless_eck
@funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon describes experience 5 hours ago:
Excel has a 15 point float, a quadrillionth, which should be enough for anything you were using excel for.
- Comment on Gravity 1 day ago:
in the uk
is the important part. you would be considered a high earner earning that
- Comment on Man, I hate it when this happens! 1 day ago:
it’s the Tarot card “the fool”
- Comment on Thank you, Thor! 2 days ago:
then don’t make single player games (or sections of games) require a server.
- Comment on Let people enjoy things 🙄 3 days ago:
to clarify I am speaking “culturally” not legally.
Most people go out for drinks and drive home.
- Comment on Let people enjoy things 🙄 3 days ago:
in my experience, culturally, drinking one (1) 4.8% ABV 33ml can of beer in Europe is drunk driving
Drinking two (2) 6.2% ABV fl oz (946ml) glasses of beer and smoking weed in the USA is not drunk driving.
Not defending it, just saying that it was eye opening how many people in the US get behind the wheel after drinking what they consider a small amount of alcohol
- Comment on Ideally 1 week ago:
I dunno man if I saw a donkey eating figs I’d find that quite the rib tickler
- Comment on Sounds good tho 1 week ago:
if educated
I mean everyone was educated if they were in school after 1947 in the UK, which is where the idiom you use comes from.
Many British accents drop /h/ as accent is no longer a certain indicator of class, plus, code switching is a thing. I consider myself pretty well educated and will drop my aiches in most contexts except formal.
- Comment on Juneteenth 2 weeks ago:
likely because it’s somewhat an uncomfortable holiday, celebrating when slaves in Texas were told they had been free for 2 and a half years, but didn’t know it yet, and the slave owners were forced by the army to set them free.
- Comment on Dear Kevin 2 weeks ago:
i think theyre referring to the mnemonic
King Phillip Came Over From Great Spain
=
Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species
and theyre saying they should add Domains to this (that precedes Kingdom)
- Comment on 'No gay, no pay': The RuneScape community is absolutely mauling Jagex's new CEO over his decision to cancel new Pride Month events 3 weeks ago:
those who play games, and those who are LGBTQIA+ are both people
- Comment on Oink 3 weeks ago:
including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK
- Comment on so how do the kids defeat this clown, stephen? 3 weeks ago:
is it Kujo he has no memory of writing due to cocaine?
- Comment on Anon plays Metroid 3 weeks ago:
he’s old to 13 year olds. And young enough to 40 year olds to want to sacrifice himself in the name of space flight.
And also young enough to piss off his wife.
- Comment on Anon watches a romance movie 3 weeks ago:
!Judy cheats on BJ with the guitarist at the church!<
- Comment on Anon watches a romance movie 3 weeks ago:
I feel like the Righteous Gemstones - for a silly, flight of fancy / action movie-inspired series - depicted it pretty well.
Damaged people compelled to seek attention and solace without thinking of the consequences. Senseless, illogical, stupid, ill-considered, badly hidden, not even really what any of the people actually involved want.
- Comment on Severance’s Seth Milchick was originally envisioned as a minor character, but Tramell Tillman’s performance changed everything 3 weeks ago:
They have a giant underground museum that is used to reward employees with waffles and sex, and an indoor field to raise goats for ritual sacrifice, the marching band is probably cheaper and easier to organize than either, let alone both.
- Comment on Severance’s Seth Milchick was originally envisioned as a minor character, but Tramell Tillman’s performance changed everything 4 weeks ago:
I mean it is a piece of entertainment, not a documentary or scientific experience (both of which are also subject to performing towards people’s preferences anyway).
You’d prefer that the Sci fi about having a switch that can turn you into multiple people based on a religious cult in a universe which is both simultaneously more advanced but uses older aesthetics than ours be more realistic to how normal offices work?
- Comment on Severance’s Seth Milchick was originally envisioned as a minor character, but Tramell Tillman’s performance changed everything 4 weeks ago:
Lumon is an analog for any medical giant. Considering the top 30 medical companies in real life all gross over 10 billion a year, it’s not inconceivable they’d have the money to pay musicians, who could also be used for marketing, entertainment, internal videos, hold music, etc…
- Comment on Gladly :3 4 weeks ago:
come on now think with the upper brain a sec - the three different pinks clash
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 4 weeks ago:
“what?”
“I’m sorry I didn’t catch that”
“one more time?”
“ok. thanks for letting me know.”
- Comment on I'll just take the bus 4 weeks ago:
I also learned on manual in Europe and switched to automatic when I moved to the US because it’s the only option.
i like driving while being able to rest one arm out the window, or sip from a drink or something.
If I need to quickly accelerate out of a busy turning I put it into Sport mode and turn Eco Mode off
- Comment on The D.E.N.N.I.S ship 4 weeks ago:
no, doctored screenshot.
- Comment on The D.E.N.N.I.S ship 4 weeks ago:
I believe you have eaten the onion mon ami
- Comment on The D.E.N.N.I.S ship 4 weeks ago:
it’s a reference to a scene in Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia in which the somewhat psychopathic character describes how he seduces women on a boat
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 4 weeks ago:
did you use that as a child? I was posting my first computer
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon gets banned for having Nothing 4 weeks ago:
Ulysses phone is for jerking off on the beach, you’re thinking of Odysseus.
- Comment on Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄 4 weeks ago:
Portuguese isn’t that bad
- Comment on want to be a woman 4 weeks ago:
and, if you like, as a punishment too
