funkless_eck
@funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on What's your username and password? 2 hours ago:
highlight it from the other direction and go menu > edit > copy to clipboard
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 1 day ago:
I mean it took me all of 20 minutes. They have the screenshots saved in the folder, the JSON just is a time stamp and a list of urls I looked at in that time.
- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 1 day ago:
- physical mouse “jiggler” (mine is a turntable) that isn’t connected to the work device
- physical key presser on a switch to press ESC every few seconds for when I’m pooping (this way the software shows both m n k activity)
I’ve even so far as to write a bash script that monitors the userdata folder that stores the JSON to activity and overwrite it with plausible but fake random activity data and screenshots, then name the process the same as the software so it’s virtually undetectable- logs will show “Productivity Software Name” writing to its userdata directory at the same time the actual software is writing to it.
- Comment on bro got neutered 3 days ago:
and recognize it for what it is: gambling on whether some dudes think this company is worth more today than yesterday.
if you were gambling on what some dudes thought about an egg you’d take it a lot less seriously.
- Comment on Why do you never talk about what you're reading? Me: 4 days ago:
"In the Egyptian context, what we term magic and demon, drawing on our own cultural heritage, are not seen as negative aspects of cultural practice and conceptualisation. Similarly, the Egyptian equivalents do not carry the pejorative connotations borne by the modern terms and their Greek antecedents; magic and demons can be forces for good as well as evil. Indeed, the practice of magic and the conceptualisation of personified demonic agents are central to the Egyptian understanding of the workings of the world from the very continuation of the cosmos itself down to the vicissitudes of existence faced by individuals.
"In particular, the broader practice of magic and articulation of the involvement of demonic agency form one of the crucial links in Ancient Egypt between individual existence on the human level and the level of nature or the cosmos, the realm of the gods. Unlike, though, the explicit recognition of the term demon in the ancient Greek language and religion, as the intermediary between god and mortals, the majority of the demonic names in the Egyptian literature do not possess an apparent ontological essence, or a clearly defined denotation. Their characteristics and role depended momentously on the verbal and performative ritual environment they were part of. The relation between the name of a demon and its cosmic-natural personification is not contradictory as it may seem, but it is closely interwoven in a well established ritual framework of words and actions.
"This multi-authored volume of 10 essays comprises an up-to-date authorized account of many aspects of ancient Egyptian demonology, including the multiple persona of the demonic or name vs. identity in the Egyptian formation of the demonic, nightmares and underworld demons, dream rituals and magic, categories of demonic entities and the vague distinction between the divine and the demonic in Egyptian cosmology and ritual, the theological and demonic aspects of Egyptian magic, and demons as reflections of human society.
- Comment on Indie Dev Says Game Refunded 55,000 Times Via Steam Loophole 4 days ago:
there will always be exceptions and innovation. One of the things that shaped They Might Be Giants style is they used to release songs via a telephone number and if they held a note too long the phone service would think it was a dial tone and hang up.
- Comment on ENHANCE 5 days ago:
guy who loves string theory: inhales
- Comment on what of it? 🤨 5 days ago:
don’t call me that.
I hate the monarchy
- Comment on Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals! 1 week ago:
counterpoint
- Comment on Happy Birthday guys, gals, and other pals! 1 week ago:
As a Brit I fucking hate the royal family and their soft power and their wealth, but I’d argue that Trump has more of both and is heading for more than a royal has had in a Western country in living memory.
- Comment on This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school. 1 week ago:
the family of the deceased (35, sudden heart failure from undiagnosed blood pressure condition) were in suits. It was at a crematorium with a flavor of traditional Vietnamese traditions. No dress code was specified.
- Comment on This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school. 1 week ago:
I was at a funeral recently where about 1 in 10 people were wearing cargo shorts or jeans, a graphic tee or a polo shirt, and sneakers.
Not that I think we should go back to dressing in powdered wigs and hose but I think there is room for clothing choices to mark an occasion
- Comment on Heat waves hate this one WEIRD trick 1 week ago:
“listen, nob’ed” really takes me back to school days
- Comment on 1 week ago:
haha, it’s actually from experience of trying to undo what AI did to my code. And I’m just a casual hobbyist in scripting languages.
I still have a to-do to unstick how it is using a lambda to set a bool value inside a dict with only one key, when any normal human would just do
bool_var = my_func() def my_func() return true
it’s really been a lesson in how I can’t even use AI to learn, let alone actually produce.
- Comment on one beer 1 week ago:
It’s the internet equivalent of a cliche in casual conversation. “I’m hungry” “Hi hungry I’m dad” … it’s mild humor delivered as part of a social reflex
- Comment on 1 week ago:
hey now but what if I want my code to be like
if gun.is_valid and not gun == null and gun.id != null: shoot() func shoot(): fire(gun): func fire(gun): if gun.is_valid and not gun == null and gun.id != null: weapon_activate(gun)
- Comment on This is why we have two-factor authentication. 1 week ago:
I’d counter this is exactly how a lot of hacking works
- Comment on Thats you 1 week ago:
AND a soup
- Comment on I want it to slap me across the face 2 weeks ago:
there used to be one in London - “Coffee Cake and Kink”
- Comment on I am el french 2 weeks ago:
even the french will often ellide the ⟨ʁ⟩ to ⟨ʁ̞⟩ or even [χ], [ʀ], or [r].
- Comment on Drinking water is for the weak 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Operation enduring algae 2 weeks ago:
no, it’s either a screenshot from - or an AI replication of - the 1996 movie “The Rock” starring Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage in which the depicted item is a dirty bomb / chemical weapon poised to wipe out San Francisco using Alcatraz as a base of operations.
- Comment on Are you worthy of this little treat ? 2 weeks ago:
bad day to practice my shadow puppetry
- Comment on Hannibal was right 🔥 2 weeks ago:
Can confirm in the 1940s you could’ve gossiping that Tierney twosomed Feldmen the packager against Jackie-look Cassini and be perfectly understood.
- Comment on Flock of scissors 2 weeks ago:
four candles please
- Comment on me looking at my 190 cm/110 kg daddy 2 weeks ago:
I’m 5’6, bisexual, and have done very well across the spectrum of gender. Height - like weight, hair color, skin color… -doesn’t particularly denote attractiveness.
- Comment on Ubisoft Co-Founder Claude Guillemot Dies In Plane Crash 3 weeks ago:
we know he stole the value of people’s labor.
- Comment on I use Ubuntu btw. 3 weeks ago:
it’s OK it’s gonna be put down
- Comment on porch of geese 3 weeks ago:
I mean prior to the mid 1500s that’s exactly what did happen.
- Comment on Good night, parental units 3 weeks ago:
I was bringing the trash cans back in last night and a guy drove past and I could smell the weed he was smoking.
This is why I do gummies.