not the strangest thing that happend on a London bridge
Anon has a false alarm
Submitted 10 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
London bridge is raining brown
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sad that they destroyed the original London bridge which was a living bridge. which are epic.
you will never guess where it’s replacement is (don’t Google it)
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I mean London Bridge is like the 5th longest bridge. Based on how he’s walking from work it’s more likely Waterloo bridge.
glimse@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t care if this is fake, the imagery is hilarious
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 10 months ago
We’ve all been thereGullible@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I haven’t, my farts are long. And loud. And they REEK.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
I Think You Should Leave.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Congratulations on your farts not being loadbearing tho.
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Actually I’ve only visited Heathrow for a layover. Never been to London Bridge!
lemmur@szmer.info 10 months ago
Shit happens (sometimes)
Lemmchen@feddit.org 10 months ago
Still the best that could realistically happen.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 10 months ago
True. I never knew, before the day i saw that older lady walking funny in front of me. She was kinda in a hurry and entered the hall of the next building. When i passed by, she was bottoms up, ejecting that shit like a merry fountain and cursing like hell.
An unforgettable unexpected scene.
The other one, that i didn’t see, was the guy in the mall toilet, asking a kid to go buy him some Bermudas, because he had an “accident”. The kid told everyone around and when the guy came out, he had the whole floor clapping and cheering.