not the strangest thing that happend on a London bridge
Anon has a false alarm
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
London bridge is raining brown
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sad that they destroyed the original London bridge which was a living bridge. which are epic.
you will never guess where it’s replacement is (don’t Google it)
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I mean London Bridge is like the 5th longest bridge. Based on how he’s walking from work it’s more likely Waterloo bridge.
glimse@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t care if this is fake, the imagery is hilarious
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 months ago
We’ve all been thereGullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I haven’t, my farts are long. And loud. And they REEK.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
I Think You Should Leave.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 2 months ago
Congratulations on your farts not being loadbearing tho.
synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Actually I’ve only visited Heathrow for a layover. Never been to London Bridge!
lemmur@szmer.info 2 months ago
Shit happens (sometimes)
Lemmchen@feddit.org 2 months ago
Still the best that could realistically happen.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 months ago
True. I never knew, before the day i saw that older lady walking funny in front of me. She was kinda in a hurry and entered the hall of the next building. When i passed by, she was bottoms up, ejecting that shit like a merry fountain and cursing like hell.
An unforgettable unexpected scene.
The other one, that i didn’t see, was the guy in the mall toilet, asking a kid to go buy him some Bermudas, because he had an “accident”. The kid told everyone around and when the guy came out, he had the whole floor clapping and cheering.