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- Comment on They were right all along... 23 minutes ago:
*Ummm, do your village elders know you’re here? *
- Comment on friendslob 7 hours ago:
And also yeebed, mubbelbarred, and - to no one’s surprise - tweekvourned.
- Comment on Do you think that Trump is the most hated U.S. president? 12 hours ago:
JOIN THE HIVEMIND OR PERISH
- Comment on Actually on second thought, ill just die 1 day ago:
Or gooning spot
- Comment on O hi 1 day ago:
This guy right here, his name is Ötzi. He died around his 50s. 5000 years ago. In the high Alpes. No, not due to old age. He was actually murdered. He was not considered ancient, just old. It’s speculated he was already crippled due to past wounds - both fresh and old, and yet he was fine and rocking at the altitude of over 3000 meters… until someone penetrated him with an arrow.
No that isn’t a counterargument to your theory, as a single special example is never enough to discard any statement. I don’t need to, because it’s already well documented how wrong this perception of aging is. I just want to show you just how durable people were even in the truly ancient times.
- Comment on Problem solved 1 day ago:
2010 memers gang assemble 😎😎😎
- Comment on Anon gets lost 1 day ago:
Your point is…?
- Comment on Whoops! 2 days ago:
Awww, the redditor by the name Zyde understood the joke!
- Comment on Gotta teach 'em the classics 2 days ago:
He died because he knew too much bro, read some youtube comments bro
- Comment on Anon buys a game 2 days ago:
It absolutely is though, just like it has always been.
- Comment on Keeping my promise to Zephyr 2 days ago:
Care to enjoy some fine kitten-naming, m’lady?
- Comment on Angles don't seem to work for me? 5 days ago:
You missed a big one if that’s your first time seeing this post, OP
- Comment on The end of civilization costs $5 1 week ago:
You don’t need a separate production chain made specifically for your homemade drink to look fancy on your auntie’s photo!
- Comment on The sound effects in HBO 2003 production of Angels In American are concerning 1 week ago:
I don’t want to be instrusive OP, but I think you may have stumbled upon a common LGBT cognitohazard. You may have received a signal that will initialize a gayification procedure in your brain. This is how lgbt people turn decent men homosexual.
Please seek help OP. This procedure cannot be stopped and it cannot be undone. It can only be slowed down, and if you begin your therapy soon enough it can actually be temporarily stalled. The goal is to halt it for long enough that you will reach the old age with as few homosexual interactions as possible, preferably of oral nature only.
Take action now. You may still avoid The Great Phallic Incursion.
- Comment on "You'll own nothing and you'll be happy" 1 week ago:
It was just bound to happen. The moment Xbox had dropped the ball and PS became the monopolist, it was obvious that they would start doing some extremely predatory shit and that’s just it. There you have it. The enshittification at it’s finest.
- Comment on Anon tries to lose weight 1 week ago:
Someone or y’all sickos had to start it
- Comment on Yes, yes they are 1 week ago:
Eh, he might not even be a troll, he’s just a bit slow
- Comment on America continues to fall behind the rest of the world 1 week ago:
I’m not even American, but what the fuck are you even talking about, no one’s saying that
- Comment on Pls be patient with me 1 week ago:
Yyyeeees this is about me, born in '99!
- Comment on And the good news is she got the job 1 week ago:
Hold on, is this for real?
- Comment on Peak HR 1 week ago:
Good thing he accented the lines with emojis, it really kept me engaged!
- Comment on Anon suspects danger 1 week ago:
Ooouugghhh, this has just brought back a memory so well hidden I don’t think I ever recalled it in the past 15 years or so.
It happened when I was around 11 or so. A girl I found super pretty was flirting with me, it was super weird to me because she was very popular and obviously a part of a pack that would quite literally bully me from time to time.
Well eventually I fell in love and asked if she wants to be my girlfriend. Turned out she was just playing on my emotions just to shame me and break my heart.
This is truly some of the most vile and damaging form of bullying I can imagine.
- Comment on time to eat 1 week ago:
Sounds like the easiest way to count your calories and macros. Plus saves you time during the day. Is it good for you though?
- Comment on She really was 2 weeks ago:
DINOZAURS!
- Comment on So wise. 2 weeks ago:
Good luck explaining your supreme methodology to anyone that isn’t a geek.
- Comment on Anon judges Karl 2 weeks ago:
Who’s calling them that? No, that would be libertarians.
- Comment on Anon judges Karl 2 weeks ago:
I’m sorry but you completelly misunderstand the idea of liberalism.
No, ‘wanting to have some stuff privatized’ is not liberal. If we’re going that route of thinking and we only focus on privatization, then being a liberal starts at “I’m extremely fucking enthusiastic about privatizing EVERYTHING”, not “yeah, it’s ok to have some things private i guess idk”
Do I think corporations should own the land for corporate enterprises or even for apartment buildings? Fuck no, that should be public since the land owners are incompetent and will try to generate a profit on things like hospitals, low income housing, or forcing out all of the good restaurants in the community.
Congrats, you are most likely NOT a liberal.
Individual ownership for private use I don’t see a problem with though, such as home ownership, at least for one house. Although I see that as an incentive that should be there to encourage and reward work. Transportation could be mostly solved by a better public transit system that was connected.
Oh yeah, such a disagreeable thing for non-liberals, huh? Very controversial, we socialists want to have EVERYTHING public, NO EXCEPTIONS! No, actually no.
Medical care, insurance, social security, childcare expenses, and many more could be covered by taxes, at least taxes on corporations. Yet alone having something like a Universal Basic Income to cover people’s daily expenses. There could be better union protections and such but I feel that’s branching the conversation off a bit much.
Yup, that’s definitely not a thing a liberal would say.
- Comment on Anon judges Karl 2 weeks ago:
Okay then, surprise me, what beliefs would a man posses that would lead him to calling himself a liberal leftist?
- Comment on Anon judges Karl 2 weeks ago:
Americans sure love making everything miserably fucking stupid for their own convenience and ignorance.
No, liberals are not leftist ANYWHERE outside the US. And we don’t want that. That’s because that doesn’t make any fucking sense.
- Comment on Femality is stored in the nipples 2 weeks ago:
It’s not the idea of sarcasm I’m picking on, moron, it’s the digusting fucking pun of it.
