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- Comment on Avast! 6 hours ago:
YOU CAN CRANK IT UP MFER!!!
(BY IT I MEAN: YOUR HOG)
- Comment on Wait, you mean workers *don't* love the automatic dumbass machines that constantly threaten their jobs? 1 day ago:
sounds delusional as fuck
- Comment on Oh Shit 4 days ago:
Jeborkling, primarily
- Comment on Do I need a title for this one 4 days ago:
That’s just a normal cop look
- Comment on Anon is a Witcher 4 days ago:
Can’t argue with that, I’m just worried that - since it’s 4chan - the aim is to discredit the idea that Clancy was under psychosis and should not be fully held accountable for this tragedy.
- Comment on Anon is a Witcher 4 days ago:
Anon is trying to sneak through a really bad take here, so I hope you guys are only laughing at this because you don’t know what they’re referring to.
- Comment on I'm not sure they will 5 days ago:
oh okay
- Comment on Anon has a paranormal experience 1 week ago:
Holy shit brooo do that again
- Comment on Republicans are arguing over if trans people can play sports while the world laughs at us 1 week ago:
unless you’re unemployed
You have no idea how crtitically important that security is, and I hope you’ll never learn the hard way
- Comment on Republicans are arguing over if trans people can play sports while the world laughs at us 1 week ago:
Alright buddy, you better watch yourself now because you’re flying waaayy too close to the brown sun.
- Comment on Anon peaked in 2012 2 weeks ago:
It was completely redundant too, they did that purely to spite with us.
- Comment on Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules! 2 weeks ago:
I didn’t say anything, I’m not OP
- Comment on Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules! 2 weeks ago:
Try using any of them on mobile without using their dedicated apps.
I’m having second hand embarassement each time I have to use google maps on the browser. They should be ashamed of how badly it works.
- Comment on Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules! 2 weeks ago:
Now you convinced me, because mindless dismissal is much cooler than point-by-point argumentation.
- Comment on Anon doesn't have a plan 2 weeks ago:
Fuck off, slopper
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
So what exactly is the timeframe referenced in Make America Healthy Again?
- Comment on Anon watches a documentary 4 weeks ago:
Right-wing communities always had a way of finding simple solutions for complex problems
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
MauLer’s 9h critique of Dark Souls 2
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
I’m communicating with AI everyday, that’s my job, and at this point I’m pretty sensitive to it’s jargon.
The sequence of 4 short sentences climaxing at “Every single time.” really gave me that nasty itch.
- Comment on Anon borrows a pen 4 weeks ago:
> draws a penis on his palm
> hits her table with that hand
> wanna know what’s there, bae?
- Comment on Anon gets pumped 4 weeks ago:
Hell yeah!
- Comment on Anon gets pumped 4 weeks ago:
The gal’s a real player and she predicts he’d be a 10 if he lost some weight
- Comment on Anon survives a flood 4 weeks ago:
Then you’d better ask your local covenant whether a curse has been cast upon your bloodline, as your father’s deeds may affect your fate
- Comment on Anon survives a flood 4 weeks ago:
Not comparable at all. Not without context anyways.
- Comment on Anon survives a flood 4 weeks ago:
What an obnoxiously shitty take. You can say then when some senile celebrity dies thousands of kilometers away from you, not to someone whose local community has suffered mass tragedy.
- Comment on Cool Japan 🌸 5 weeks ago:
Expecting internet people to know this word is too much
- Comment on The only one country 5 weeks ago:
Sorry bud, but you guys are pretty fucking important to us - Eastern Europeans - right now, not gonna lie.
- Comment on Anon orders food 5 weeks ago:
No wonder if you’re living in a metropolitarian area, 5 miles is quite hefty in big cities
- Comment on Anon orders food 5 weeks ago:
I don’t usually buy premade food in the supermarkets, but when I do - I’m super picky. The thing about them is that even the best meals I can find have too much salt. The ingredients are fine, it’s really not hard to get meals that aren’t superprocessed for cheap, but the macros are always off.
<2 grams of salt per serving is what I find unusually few in premade meals, and it’s still an awful lot compared to what I’m personally adding when I cook.
- Comment on sent this to a friend when they tell you something you dont like 1 month ago:
Never let go of your fucks!