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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some of my colleagues fit the description. Been there for ages producing virtually nothing, and you can’t squeeze an ounce of thinkign out of them.

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  • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is a great example in support of something I often think about. We see our consciousness as “me” and as “the thing in charge” of the body, but really it’s more of an ancillary subprocess that the body runs for its own benefit. It’s just a special subprocess that does its job best when it mistakenly thinks of itself as being the boss of the body.

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    • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Consciousness is 100% an emergent property.

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      • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Thanks for the daily dose of mini-existential crisis.

        [Internal Monologue] What the fuck am I? HOW IS BEING ALIVE POSSIBLE? WTF?!?

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      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Like why Reubens are so good. I don’t like salty protein, bread with caraway seeds, thousand island dressing or Swiss cheese, but fuck is a Reuben delicious.

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      • AnActOfCreation@programming.dev ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Can you explain what this means?

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      • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I would be strongly emergent then. And strong emergence is basically magic.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Read ‘blindsight’

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    • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mean that’s basically what a person who is a vegetable is (sorry, don’t know the correct terminology, someone probably will be offended by that phrase)

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      • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        In a coma?

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Finally understand republicans

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    • Capybara_mdp@reddthat.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dem property taxes!

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      • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        why do our manymanymiles of roads suck! damn DMV taking forever! taxation is theft! downtown looks pretty shitty, they should clean that up more! I don’t want my tax dollars spent on non-car infrastructure!

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    • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Invertebates United

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  • potpotato@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Clearly parasitizing that brain coral.

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  • cypherpunks@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Botryllus schlosseri, also called a star tunicate, is humans’ closest evolutionary relative among invertebrates in the sea. […] The way the invertebrate’s brain degenerates and disappears has important parallels to the way the brain degenerates in human neural disorders.

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    • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      s//disorders/orders

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I hear ya, squirt. I hear ya.

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    • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same. It’s why I hate change. You know how much it hurts to regrow your brain? It hurts a lot!

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    • brem@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It really depends on the capacity for knowledge.

      Most people (these days) can painlessly regrow a brain with just a few YouTube tutorials, viral videos & a couple of memes.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This hurts, I got denied for a loan for a house a few years ago.

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    • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You should find a rock and then digest your brain.

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Seeing your reply out of context made me think “what did I do to get hatemail this time?”

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Average US voter

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They do think. It’s just that they’re bad at it. All the stuff they complain about is just in their heads.

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      • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I’m just glad I’m seeing the democrats start pushing back with the same vitriol republicans have used, and are finding out the other side is full of snowflakes who can’t take the heat. Good job, USians! One step in the right direction. Get down and dirty with it, it’s about damn time.

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      • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Fil was arguing Obama care shut down his doctor because too many patients were using it. Then I said hmm thats interesting so all those ppl didn’t have health insurance before then? Then started blaming Obama for again for decreasing health insurance profits. I went to break Then.

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      • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        We are all manipulated to think a certain way by our garbage media diet and lackluster advertising regulations. It’s impossible to avoid the bs projected at us 24/7. I constantly have to drive by billboards with anti-abortion propaganda slogans on them…

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  • brandon@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    These are some of the closest relatives of the vertebrates, by the way.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sea squirt looking at us doing dumb things to the planet: … nah, don’t know those guys, not related at all

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      • Klear@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I mean, it's not like we're the worst. Stromatolites completely fucked up the atmosphere and it's still full of poison billions of years later.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve never seen an organic political stance before… that’s amazing.

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  • Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I retired 7 years ago and can relate.

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Me, rotting in bed

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    One is now sitting in the White House

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  • pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lucky bastard

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I somehow misread sea for ceo and yet it didn’t make it nonsensical

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    • Chakravanti@monero.town ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That does rather well suggest what happened to Mario…

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Me too buddy

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