buddascrayon
@buddascrayon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon meets up with a girl 4 days ago:
You just keep going on with that fantasy. I’m sure it’ll give you some enjoyment in the dark of the night.
Meanwhile in the real world anons who treat girls like they’re some kind of sex vending machine don’t come off as friend material. Their intentions are very obvious. I think it more likely she just didn’t want repeat business.
- Comment on Anon meets up with a girl 4 days ago:
Then she apparently chose wrong cause that anon is an A class douche bag who only saw her as and easy way to get his rocks off.
I think it more likely she just didn’t want repeat business from this particular customer. But who knows? (other than the girl of she’s not just a figment of a deranged imagination)
- Comment on Anon doesn't tip 1 week ago:
Yeah all of that is what is known in the business as propaganda. The more money you have the more propaganda you can put out and restaurant businesses have a lot of spare money because they don’t pay their workers shit.
- Comment on Looks like a toy 'yota. 2 weeks ago:
Yeah but you should see the side of a penny that goes at the back…
- Comment on 🧿👄🧿 y'all need to step up ur game 2 weeks ago:
Meanwhile when the IT department receives this…
" I’m sorry it seems your repair request has not been received please re-submit."
sounds of paper shredder in the background
- Comment on Satan throws a hell of a party 4 weeks ago:
What I love is the implication that Satan wants lots and lots of unplanned pregnancies. As if that hasn’t been a cornerstone of the Catholic doctrine for centuries.
- Comment on Altered the timeline 4 weeks ago:
She is a trans woman. She hadn’t even told her family at the time.
- Comment on Altered the timeline 4 weeks ago:
Let’s not overlook the thousands of transphobes on 4chan, 8chan, and kiwi farms who reported the tweet to NASA just to try to get her fired.
- Comment on Do you have what it takes to become a geologist? 4 weeks ago:
LoL, imagine the GOP nutters who get so offended by the Gay Rights Rainbow Flag when they are confronted by the ACE Rights Centaur. 😂
- Comment on How to impress the honey 5 weeks ago:
Yeah, they’ve featured them in a number of comics. I don’t recall if it had ever been featured in any other media.
- Comment on Anon browses ancient memes 5 weeks ago:
Yeah back in the '90s Hootie and the Blowfish was one of the top bands and all of their music is just fucking super mid-tier garbage.
- Comment on Anon browses ancient memes 5 weeks ago:
It’s real it’s just not exclusive to the internet. Anything capitalism touches becomes in enshittified eventually.
- Comment on Anon browses ancient memes 1 month ago:
It’s not the realization of the years that have passed that makes you old. It’s the belief that the things that you loved when you were younger are somehow better than what exists now that makes you old.
- Comment on Anon browses ancient memes 1 month ago:
I do wish we could do that again…separate the infrastructure from the provider, have a municipal fiber provider and a free-market for Internet services over the fiber.
What is absolutely hilarious about this is that most European countries have this as well as a lot of other countries. It’s just the US that is overrun by corporate owned broadband.
- Comment on Anon recommends a cast iron pan 1 month ago:
Once again we are reminded of the fact that 4chan is full of bullshit.
- Comment on Raisins!! 1 month ago:
Also, don’t forget to flour your galaxies in order to keep them in their respective places and prevent them from all rising to the top of your universe.
- Comment on You probably shouldn't trust the info anyway. 1 month ago:
Meanwhile in Iran… ರ_ರ
- Comment on You probably shouldn't trust the info anyway. 1 month ago:
Did you know that spelt bread is actually pretty tasty. Especially when toasted.
- Comment on Do remote workers actually work? Yes, but they also shop and shower 1 month ago:
if you get an asshole manager or project director that has good surveillance of your workflow. A manager would see the underused time and adjust your workload accordingly to maximize your productivity
There is no accounting for shitty bosses. And this happens in the office as well.
I also don’t see why you seem to be arguing against work from home. Most people who do work from home are pretty happy with it, the only ones who tend to not be happy with it are corporate execs. And I’ve already stated why I think they don’t like it.
And my main point remains the same. The problem is that corporations and companies think they own your time. That is the problem. They are paying you for work they need done, your time is your own. Or at least it should be.
Honestly, what pretty much all office workers truly need is a union. They all need to unionize and develop contracts with these companies that outline exactly what they can ask of them and what they get in return.
- Comment on Do remote workers actually work? Yes, but they also shop and shower 1 month ago:
Yeah that’s a terrible boss. There are a shit ton of those. And the fact that they’re arranging his work at home the way he would work in an office is just ridiculous. The idea that you have a “lunch break” at home is just stupid. You should be able to do the work as it’s needed not clock-in clock-out style like they’re in an office.
- Comment on Do remote workers actually work? Yes, but they also shop and shower 1 month ago:
If you’re fortunate enough to work in a job that doesn’t care how much of your time is “company time,” and you can work 5 hours a week to get everything expected of you done, that’s great, but I would be quiet about it.
Ok, first there are no jobs like this. Or, to be more precise, there are jobs like this but they are few and far between and are always in offices where you can make it look like it’s taking a lot of time to get your work done while basically goofing off. And generally speaking they’re hourly paid.
Salaried jobs pretty much have a pretty rigorous work load. They don’t hire people for a salary position without knowing how much work it takes to get the job done. So whether you are sitting in an office or sitting at your desk at home, the same amount of actual work is required. The only difference is that you don’t waste hours getting dressed up and commuting to your job. This is why work from home arrangements tend to be far more efficient for both the worker and the company.
The reason these CEOs and managers are trying to force everyone back into offices is to justify their own egos and jobs. There is literally a ton of evidence that work from home jobs are way more productive than work from office jobs. But these egotistical douchebags don’t care. They need to see people slaving away at a desk and to be seen walking through their expensive office buildings in order to feel like they are worthwhile.
- Comment on The mark 1 month ago:
How to get a bunch of random people to take a picture of their arm and post it online.
Choice A: ask everyone to post take a picture of their arm and post it
Choice B: Make it completely absurd statement as if it were absolute truth thereby challenging everyone to prove you wrong
- Comment on Do remote workers actually work? Yes, but they also shop and shower 1 month ago:
There is a concept that companies and managers need to wrap their stupid brains around. And that is that they are paying for your work not your time. So long as you complete the jobs and tasks they ask of you and need from you it shouldn’t matter what the hell you’re doing otherwise.
But they’re dumb Boomer infected brains have been programmed to expect people to sit in cubicles and offices like drones and stare at computer screens all day long. All so rich CEOs can walk through the building and feel more impressive.
- Comment on Has Google Search gotten so much worse in the last couple of weeks? 1 month ago:
I wouldn’t know I haven’t used Google search in about 3 months.
- Comment on Kotaku being Kotaku 2 months ago:
Yes cause 5 to 12-year-olds are the only people who play Minecraft. Nobody over the age of 12 plays Minecraft at all and there aren’t millions of Minecraft players out there that are anywhere from 12 to 70 years old.
- Comment on Toot toot 2 months ago:
I’m pretty sure the oncoming fart triggers the “toot toot”, not the phrase triggering a fart. However you may be correct about the pavlovian aspect.
- Comment on Toot toot 2 months ago:
“he only ever does two, don’t be ridiculous”
This is the most British response to a situation like this you could possibly get.
- Comment on Anon is a soyboy 2 months ago:
Soy is shit tier anyway, oat milk all the way.
Nah brah, coconut milk is the choice of kings.
- Comment on Shart, not fart 2 months ago:
This is more of a horror story
- Comment on Anon drinks milk 3 months ago:
Cow’s milk actually robs you of calcium and on top of that your body isn’t meant to digest animal milk of any sort after the first couple of years of your life. We just force it to for years after it’s no longer a true necessity.