buddascrayon
@buddascrayon@lemmy.world
- Comment on Amazon cuts 14,000 jobs, blames AI 23 hours ago:
Actually Amazon’s profits are skyrocketing right now. They’re doing the layoffs anyway cause they can always make more money.
- Comment on I'm fine with being stupid 2 days ago:
The Universe: fuck you, i do what i want
- Comment on I'm fine with being stupid 2 days ago:
Well there’s also the fact that this has more to do with biology than geometry. So this guy’s a moron on multiple levels.
- Comment on Banana 4 days ago:
The sort of silver lining here is that America is finally getting a taste of our own medicine.
That is to say, Russia interfering with our elections in order to install a president more friendly to their interests. And then that President going hog wild fascist and veritably wrecking our constitutional government in order to service his own desires for power.
- Comment on Banana 5 days ago:
these days
No, this is always been the case with bananas. There’s a reason why we have the term banana republic. Literally every banana ever bought by an American has been drenched in blood.
There are more involved videos on the subject but this is the shortest and most concise that I could find.
- Comment on Manic Stew 6 days ago:
Obsessive Compulsive Quarter Pounder
- Comment on Fact 1 week ago:
I really come to hate Instagram and tiktok and Twitter because of how they gate keep all of their content. Continually requiring you to download and use their shit ass apps in order to see anything that they have without jumping through a bunch of stupid hoops.
Can we please stop linking these fucking godawful sites?
- Comment on Jesus hates American "Christians" 1 week ago:
All to true.
- Comment on Jesus hates American "Christians" 1 week ago:
It’s tied into revelations (which these people tend to revere more than any other part of the Bible). There’s some bullshit about all the Jews returning to Israel being the start of the end of the world so that everybody can go straight to heaven do not pass GO do not collect $200. So they don’t actually care about the Jews of Israel they just want to go straight to heaven so they want all the Jews to “go home”.
- Comment on Jesus hates American "Christians" 1 week ago:
Apparently they even have apps now that will pull out random quotes from their Bible to justify their attitudes.
- Comment on Jesus hates American "Christians" 1 week ago:
I’m sorry but in which one of the “canonical” Gospels does Jesus say fuck the poor and love yourself more than anyone else?
- Comment on Republican? Democrat? There is a third option: 2 weeks ago:
I am honestly surprised this site still exists.
- Comment on This is a real post from the official DHS account on X 3 weeks ago:
Poor Lot. He lost his house and home and then got raped by his daughters after he threw them at an angry horney crowd of unbelievers in order to save a couple of omnipotent angels who were there to nuke the place anyway.
- Comment on A nice tall glass of OJ 1 month ago:
It’s got electrolytes
- Comment on Labour votes AGAINST letting disabled people use the bus for free before 9:30am 1 month ago:
I thought the labour party was the liberal party in England…
Oh wait, they’re exactly like our liberals aren’t they?
- Comment on September 2025: Updates for the .worlds and call for donations 1 month ago:
Did you not see the breakdown of where the money goes? These aren’t being paid out to these people individually they’re not getting paid a salary. They donate their time. All the money goes to the functioning of the Fediverse and .worlds.
- Comment on Age check 1 month ago:
Yeah, it took me a second to realize this was another juvenile joke at her expense to make fun of Bill Clinton who has committed a whole series of much worse offenses you can take aim at without involving a woman who already got the sharp end of the media stick for far too long.
- Comment on Age check 1 month ago:
You know, for all of his other just horrible antics, he wasn’t a bad guy. Just a bit too Andy Kaufman.
- Comment on Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently 1 month ago:
Unfortunately the definition of fascism varies depending on who you’re talking to. There are an astounding number of people in this country who think that allowing abortion or gender affirming care are a form of fascism. And they think it’s alright to use guns to fight what they perceive as fascism.
- Comment on Living the dream 1 month ago:
Meanwhile blood pressure: screaming intensifies
- Comment on Use this science wisely. 1 month ago:
What’s hilarious about this meme is that Konami delivered the code that unlock these secrets over 30 years ago. Up up, down down, left right, left right, B A B A, start.
- Comment on Use this science wisely. 1 month ago:
I don’t even need to watch this to know exactly what this is. Motherfucker gave the best advice in the universe 30 years ago and it has improved my technique 1,000%.
- Comment on Over 450 Diablo developers at Blizzard have unionized 1 month ago:
It’s about god damned time.
Unionize the gaming industry across the board. Fuck the corpos!
- Comment on 2hot2handle 1 month ago:
who knew if being in space would somehow unleash a geyser of mysterious lady fluids never before seen by man.
Fetish unlocked…
- Comment on 2hot2handle 1 month ago:
You should look up the definition of boiling.
- Comment on What does this mean? 1 month ago:
Septuplets and one of them will be ADHD as fuck.
- Comment on CEO pay and stock buybacks have soared at the largest low-wage corporations 2 months ago:
Is there anyone with a properly functioning brain who is surprised by this?
This is Reagan 3.0 Capitalist Boogaloo. Fuck over the common man and lick the rich man’s balls.
- Comment on To Catch a Predator's Chris Hansen Planning Roblox Documentary, It's Claimed 2 months ago:
A bigger problem is the predatory behavior of the company that owns Roblox. You can teach kids how to wall themselves off from the pedos on that site but you can’t really protect them from the company that runs it. Short of keeping them off it all together… Which is what I do.
- Comment on Me too. 2 months ago:
Original flavor MAGA
- Comment on Worst part about living in Europe 2 months ago:
Or simply waiting a bit before drinking the soda to let the CO2 settle and stop being a whiny little baby about minor inconveniences.