Klear

@Klear@quokk.au

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it slowly.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t stress the asshole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not gonna use a time machine in order to have done this every time I need some tape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kindergarten forced to back down after proposing to charge parents $2,200 for their own children’s art⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Upside-down rather than backwards, got it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh cool⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The moon is super important because it shines during the night when it’s dark, while the sun is only ever in the sky during the day when it’s bright outside, so it’s much less important.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Relevant xkcd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Care Bear dwarf planet…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brickshelf⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It would also hit hard if you took some of the bricks and started throwing them at people’s heads.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Experts disagree⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t that a bit narcissist?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨recklessly stolen in cold blood⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Another one!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sober, so there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rawr xD⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  …and that is the Kilian Experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Political discourse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don't care from which side to peel banana

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video Games: 🙃⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can't go there without my buddy Superfly!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pied⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She's fed too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember beans?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Orbays.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you saying that the tweet calling itself fake is fake and therefore real?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The bullet engravings as per WSJ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  HAM :3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm guessing shooting at any other point would produce similar results.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I declare bankruptcy!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She might have to... wait for it...

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fools, the lot of ya'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally, freedom!

  ...which is why he won't ever say it. The bastard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm a fan of light nanosecond, which works out to roughly 30 cm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Foolproof advice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Step 1: Delete⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mxwell's ugly brother

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mother Earth is getting HOT, but it shouldn't be this way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pilf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It's a cow! Hide!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone wants a turn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do you think they do it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I asked 20 game developers about Stop Killing Games. [Alanah Pearce]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is what saved the initiative though. It's certainly useless now, but at least it helped get across the finish line, tasteless as it may be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨project paperclip be like⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That's classified.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another creative solution from APPLE⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That's exactly what I heard as I was reading this!