I saw what happened to Kirk and watched it a few times. 10/10 would recommend.
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guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
New rapper name dropped that day. “Big squirt”.
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
If Jesus came to America he wouldbe shot within two seconds of opening his mouth.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 16 hours ago
And brown.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I’d love to know what would happen if Jesus were way darker and older than expected.
Redacted@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
For not stopping the far right guy that killed him?
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
For releasing the mutant giant eagle.
NotSteve_@piefed.ca 19 hours ago
Have you guys also noticed that we’ve barely heard anything about Kirk’s shooter compared to Luigi? I wonder if it’s because Kirk’s shooter isn’t quite as useful to them for painting the left as “violent criminals”
Redacted@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
The media does NOT want to address the groypers
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Hey! We don’t do facts here!
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 15 hours ago
No, for pushing the COVID-19 vaccine. As I keep telling people, it was the “plandemic” that made him get the jab which is what made his neck just do that. The liberals pinned it on a nice boy from a MAGA family to protect Big Pharma.
Redacted@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
Its how the left got kennedy too
skisnow@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
A significant part of Jesus’ teachings is “don’t claim to speak on behalf of God”. Whoever made this meme is a blasphemer.
grainOfSalt@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
If I used that cesspool of a website, I would reply with a clip of [youtu.be/4ega5Rcct2s](Gandhi II from UHF)
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
He gunna sleep with some children and support the caste system too?(Loved uhf and this was funny, but it’s worth noting ghandi had some bad takes)
umbraroze@slrpnk.net 9 hours ago
I was about to ask “I’m mildly concerned, are American Evangelicals okay?” but then I remembered there has never been a time when they have been okay, so I don’t know why am I even asking.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Jesus let all this Epstein stuff happened. When a girl was crying and being raped, where was Jesus? When one was being eaten, where was god?
OptimusPrimeDownfall@discuss.tchncs.de 4 hours ago
Honestly, the part where Alucard and God talk in Helling: Ultimate Abridged is one of the main things that pointed me down the path to question all religion.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
They were goyim so they don’t count.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Helping some self righteous NFL player make a touchdown, for His glory.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Jesus is a vile character. He watches pedophiles, murderers and rapists and does nothing, just watches.
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 4 hours ago
if there’s a bald eagle this must have been recorded on a trash heap
(yeah, yeah, i know it’s ai. chill, will ya?)
Shyze3D@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Jesus prefers watching and doing nothing about anything
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 day ago
Jesus is the ultimate cuck.
hateisreality@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Jesus Cucking Christ
aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
What even are these platforms? Why would anyone use them?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 hours ago
If God wanted Kirk to be alive, he wouldn’t have allowed him to become a blood fountain.
Rakonat@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Wasn’t the kid who shot him a groyper from a maga family? Not sure what liberals had to do with alt right radicalizing kids and losing control of a culture war they started degrading to a political civil war.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 20 hours ago
you’re talking about reality, which is completely irrelevant to these people.
spacesatan@leminal.space 4 hours ago
Soulg@ani.social 11 hours ago
See you’re actually caring about facts and truth.
What matters to these people is that Kirk was conservative, therefore by default anything bad that happened to him was the fault of the evil Democrats. No further questions necessary.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
What the actual fuck.
Bullshit like this, and the fact that there are soamy who believe it, is the reason I have zero hope left for the United States.
mech@feddit.org 1 day ago
TheFriendlyDickhead@feddit.org 1 day ago
Good to know that the nazis werent fascists. You never stop mearning
Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If you had a penny for every magatard that actually knew what fascism was you wouldn’t have enough to buy lunch
Magnum@infosec.pub 23 hours ago
They where just really patriotic \s
blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 22 hours ago
Ah, “Nazism”, the slightly less right wing brother of fascism. 🫠
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
Press “F” to christfully.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why aren’t those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?
Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?
I doubt He’s furious at anyone. He’s too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.
Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where ‘christfully’ (note they couldn’t even give the guy’s name a capital ‘C’) is in the Bible.
Also …
How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 hours ago
Technically all words are made up
BigBenis@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Isn’t fury one of the seven deadly sins?
Klear@quokk.au 23 hours ago
I think it’s “furry”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 hours ago
Greed, Wrath, Pride, Gluttony, Lust, Envy, and Sloth.
Furries are only, like, 6 of those things. 🤷♂️
SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
Wrath?
daannii@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why? For not doing it before the Republicans ?
harmbugler@piefed.social 22 hours ago
His dad did it all along.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Even the Holy Spirit makes an appearance, you know shit’s about to get real when the Magic Bird shows up.
After this photo, Jesus pulled out a knife and immediately began collecting foreskins from screaming students, He hates those!
Foreskins, not the students. He loves every one of them. That’s why they must burn in Hell forever
Doomsider@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
I have heard of supply-side Jesus, is this another new form of him? Fascist Jesus - He promoted hate and division and blaming acts on people who had nothing to do with it.
All hail Fascist Jesus and don’t forget to subscribe to the Anti-Woke Jesus Network for only $19.99 a month to ensure your sole is ready to purge you fellow Americans.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
They spelled Israeli’s wrong
hayvan@piefed.world 22 hours ago
Of course they use genSlop for their bullshit. They don’t have a gram of creativity, or value for human effort in them.
es_eskaliert@feddit.org 12 hours ago
Can I get an AMEN!!
Inucune@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Hey man, nice shot.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
CHRISTFULLY?!?! HAHAHAHAHA
ICastFist@programming.dev 8 hours ago
The libruls are all christempty
apftwb@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
No he’s not angry with the liberals for killing Charlie (because an far right kid did that), he is angry because they didn’t morn his death.
Kkk2237pl@szmer.info 23 hours ago
Sometimes I dont know if those posts are sarcastic or true…
Magnum@infosec.pub 23 hours ago
christfully
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
I might care, if he were real. Or like, y’know, alive.
Thorry@feddit.org 1 day ago
Why didn’t Jesus ask the giant eagle to take the ring to Mordor?
ICastFist@programming.dev 8 hours ago
“We ARE Mordor, bald eagle!” - 'Murican Jesus