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- Comment on iguananauts 1 day ago:
I don’t eat my friends.
- Comment on iguananauts 1 day ago:
The elites don’t want you to know this, but the iguanas at the park are free. You can take them home: I have 458 iguanas.
- Comment on Spit On, Sworn At, and Undeterred: What It’s Like to Own a Cybertruck 3 weeks ago:
I assumed you made this up and checked. He really exchanged his marriage for a swasticar. WTF.
- Comment on hows keto working out for you 3 weeks ago:
I’d like to have a gorilla digestive system now. 🥲
- Comment on CAPTCHAs make me lowkey mad 4 weeks ago:
I once recorded myself solving captchas for several minutes, as it just kept asking for more. I finally accepted, that I am, apparently, a robot.
- Comment on “The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks” 2 months ago:
Wrong smell, does not bring food, what good is he even? Can he protect Emily via barking? Most likely not.
- Comment on Dogs need love too 2 months ago:
You discovered the bonus dog!
- Comment on Age + BUN = Lasix dose 3 months ago:
- Comment on Sincerely, your literally poorest europoor. 4 months ago:
I am not going to take a plane across the ocean, just to get imprisoned, tortured and deported.
- Comment on Beercicle 4 months ago:
This works, as long as you act on hearing the alarm immediately. Do not just turn it off and think “I’ll do it in a minute”.
- Comment on They control the black box. 4 months ago:
Emotional Support Assistants
- Comment on We live in a society or smth 4 months ago:
Time to throw away all the food.
- Comment on floats away in disgust 6 months ago:
The joke is pretty old though.
- Comment on You are not living in reality if you do not see the huge difference between THEN and NOW 7 months ago:
If only I wouldn’t eat so much avocado toast.
- Comment on That explains a lot 8 months ago:
!brandnewsentence@lemmy.world
- Comment on That explains a lot 8 months ago:
And this is why you should not skip your physics classes.
- Comment on That explains a lot 8 months ago:
Not everyone can cough up the cash for some free-range organic black hole.
- Comment on When you see signs like this you know all is lost 8 months ago:
I know this is wrong, but death penalty seems a bit harsh.
- Comment on Knight Rider in 2025 9 months ago:
I don’t own a car and I feel so incredibly privileged. Whatever shit they do with cars, I just don’t care. And I don’t need to pay for it.
- Comment on [deleted] 9 months ago:
Greetings from the EU! 😘
- Comment on A totally normal figure of cancer signaling pathways 9 months ago:
Non-small lung cancer: 🚙
Seems legit.
- Comment on It's absolutely true. 9 months ago:
Thank you, I feel the same.
- Comment on Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund 10 months ago:
Or the mad king will feel insulted.
- Comment on "Images of 'Saint Luigi Mangione, The patron saint of health care justice' have been making rounds on social media" 10 months ago:
Are there any more images? This one looks pretty good, but the title promised me multiple images.
- Comment on They're trying to charge Luigi with terrorism! Imagine that! 10 months ago:
Soon only CEOs will be allowed to carry guns?
- Comment on I don't know where I'm going to keep them all 10 months ago:
So all those books stacked on the floor make me more amicable?
- Comment on Relevant advertising 🤪 10 months ago:
Sadly without the funny ads.
- Comment on I don't know where I'm going to keep them all 10 months ago:
You don’t have too many books, but too few bookshelves.
- Comment on Turkey Temptation 11 months ago:
Come and visit the stunning Yellowstone oil pumps
- Comment on Steal Her Look 11 months ago:
Fun fact: ibotenic acid is a muscimol prodrug and rather toxic for humans. You can filter the mushrooms through reindeer and drink their piss to get more muscimol than ibotenic acid.
