What a Good Boy™ Champ is!
“The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks”
Submitted 4 days ago by qaz@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz
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ephrin@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Considering his lack of opposable thumbs, I’m impressed with Champ’s graph-drawing skills.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 days ago
I love the citations!
Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 days ago
Allero@lemmy.today 3 days ago
Oh, the good old Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology.
Haven’t seen them in a while
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
To be honest, this Matt guy sounds awfully sus.
django@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
Wrong smell, does not bring food, what good is he even? Can he protect Emily via barking? Most likely not.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Definitely not. His bark is pathetic like a silly little Pomeranian.