“The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks”

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• fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To be honest, this Matt guy sounds awfully sus.

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  • django@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wrong smell, does not bring food, what good is he even? Can he protect Emily via barking? Most likely not.

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Definitely not. His bark is pathetic like a silly little Pomeranian.

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• ephrin@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What a Good Boy™ Champ is!

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• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Considering his lack of opposable thumbs, I’m impressed with Champ’s graph-drawing skills.

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I love the citations!

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I normally use this one to make own science papers

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• Allero@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh, the good old Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology.

  Haven’t seen them in a while

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