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“The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks”

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨qaz@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/35307326

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  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    To be honest, this Matt guy sounds awfully sus.

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    • django@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wrong smell, does not bring food, what good is he even? Can he protect Emily via barking? Most likely not.

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      • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Definitely not. His bark is pathetic like a silly little Pomeranian.

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  • ephrin@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What a Good Boy™ Champ is!

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  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Considering his lack of opposable thumbs, I’m impressed with Champ’s graph-drawing skills.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I love the citations!

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I normally use this one to make own science papers

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  • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh, the good old Journal of Astrological Big Data Ecology.

    Haven’t seen them in a while

    
    
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