It is a multi-purpose tool

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• its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or candles…

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Degenerate behavior

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  • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have an electric lighter for my candles. I have a zippo because I’m a functional pyromaniac and fire is pretty.

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mice ate all my candles.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image
      successfully blamed the mice

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• heliotrope@retrofed.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or crime brulée

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  • innermeerkat@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That would indeed be a crime to use a lighter to make a crème brûlée

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    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You just have to turn the pot upside down so you can get he flame on it, it’s not tha bad

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    • heliotrope@retrofed.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      (crime brulée is arson)

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• umbraroze@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe, just maybe, I use a lighter to light half a dozen candles, so I can get to the right headspace to play Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader?

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Or maybe I just have the feeling I might want to set some shit on fire soon, okay?

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• pipe01@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is the teaspoon’s name Abigail?

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  • Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No Abigail is the person they are talking to

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    • Benz@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’d be nice if the English language had like punctuation or something to specify that sort of thing.

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• Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Heat shrink and melting hot glue.

  Oh and when I cut ropes/strings I burn the ends.

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• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does adding a specific name at the end make this funnier?

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  • eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes.

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s just your opinion … Dave

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  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes because at first it seems like they’re making a general statement, then they call out someone specifically

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some people just want to see the world burn.

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  • Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t want to set the worrrrrrld on fireeeerrrrr, I just want to starrrrt a flame in your heartttt

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• Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can’t think of a single heroin addict I’ve met that didn’t smoke cigarettes, but that could just be confirmation bias.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m just an arsonist, Becky. Chill out.

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• django@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Arson

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  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I find it so weird that I can just go to the store and buy a lighter, no questions asked. It feels like I should need some kind of license. I always feel tempted to ask how they know I’m not going to burn down a utility pole

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You think bus stop plastic-glass just does that by itself? No. Im out here putting in the grind on my own time with my own materials for the public good thank you very much.

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I only smoke weed, I swear

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• variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Adult fidget toy

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