Jax
@Jax@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on No Kings Protest, USA, 2025 2 days ago:
What is your motivation?
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 4 days ago:
Imagine making a mistake, it couldn’t be this guy — this guy only takes W’s and can perfectly control his body. Down to his fucking heart rate like Hannibal, wow — us lowly mortals will never compare to the guy with volume sliders on his muscles.
- Comment on More like a bacterial infection imo 4 days ago:
I should not have, I’m sorry.
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 4 days ago:
So you’ve never used your hands to do anything before, got it.
Are you AI? This is a level of not understanding human strength that seems very ‘I am not human’.
- Comment on Luv Me Chips, 'ate Seagulls... 4 days ago:
Have you simply never used your hands to do anything before? Or maybe you were born without hands?
I’m just wondering how a human reaches adulthood without understanding what will happen when you nunchuk a seagull into a wall.
- Comment on More like a bacterial infection imo 4 days ago:
Yeah you realized how fucking dumb your comment was, huh?
- Comment on More like a bacterial infection imo 5 days ago:
The answer is that it’s complicated, and the British made decisions that needlessly complicated things further.
Just so we’re clear, the Irish did too — there were many different bad actors that took advantage of what happened in Ireland. It just so happens that the worst of them were British.
- Comment on Zero-click AI data leak flaw uncovered in Microsoft 365 Copilot 6 days ago:
I don’t understand what a zero-click vulnerability is?
- Comment on AI boomer trait 1 week ago:
Incredible interpretation, astounding
- Comment on AI boomer trait 1 week ago:
You must use AI quite a bit if you don’t like what they’re saying.
- Comment on What's going on with Borderlands 2? Steam is giving it for free, but the game has 23% positive recent reviews. 1 week ago:
from my, apparently, dipshit friend (no, this is not the only stupid thing he’s done).
Reading comprehension is hard. I get it.
- Comment on The D.E.N.N.I.S ship 1 week ago:
Of course. Sex is, however, the primary way our species makes babies.
Plus, the juices don’t just disappear - lots of delicate equipment in a sealed pod within a vacuum.
- Comment on Anon’s family nightmare 1 week ago:
I think that the day where I can’t recognize the people I love by looking them in the eyes is a day where I will either need glasses or no longer want to be alive.
- Comment on Anon’s family nightmare 1 week ago:
I genuinely hope you wrote this yourself because god damn, that was funny.
- Comment on Teachers Are Not OK 1 week ago:
condemned lust and favored knowledge
Well, at least in the U.S. - what you’re saying is fucking dumb. If anything, the exact opposite has been shown with sex becoming more and more shared and knowledge/wisdom being attacked at every vector.
The solution would of course be to develop true (proper) far-sightedness and develop plans and lifestyle for the next 10000 years.
I must be misunderstanding something, please explain how you get to ‘true far-sightedness’ without knowledge? Because your words imply that you think it’s lust.
- Comment on What's going on with Borderlands 2? Steam is giving it for free, but the game has 23% positive recent reviews. 1 week ago:
Yes that’s the problem, he doesn’t know a lot of things. He also doesn’t seem very keen on learning them.
He’s young, so I still have hope for him but god damnit he’s stupid and a potential hazard apparently.
- Comment on The D.E.N.N.I.S ship 1 week ago:
There probably should be, gravity is necessary for healthy foetal development.
- Comment on What's going on with Borderlands 2? Steam is giving it for free, but the game has 23% positive recent reviews. 1 week ago:
Holy fuck I did not know about Overwolf. That’s the last time I download something from my, apparently, dipshit friend (no, this is not the only stupid thing he’s done).
- Comment on Anon’s family nightmare 1 week ago:
Dad locks eyes with his child, assumes it’s a demon.
Sounds like Dad’s a fucking moron.
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 1 week ago:
‘I can think of many better uses for the metals in that watch.’
- Comment on Correct Grindr Response 1 week ago:
Well shit, looks like I found another exception - I also found my girlfriend in an odd place online. Good for you :), genuinely.
- Comment on Read what you preach, jackass 1 week ago:
This is why I stopped being Christian. I recognized that whatever good in my would be forever obscured if I used God as a shroud, and I was 100% prone to simply saying ‘sorry God, nbd yeah?’ .
It’s also the reason I just don’t trust Christians or Christian knockoffs (Mormons). You can’t.
- Comment on Correct Grindr Response 1 week ago:
Why?
I don’t think anyone goes on Grindr to find true love. Same with Tinder.
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 1 week ago:
And the results? Did you died?
- Comment on When someone is complaining about a meme 1 week ago:
Are you sincerely asking?
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 2 weeks ago:
Jax you rebel, you should show them what you think of censorship by yelling ten times bad word in public. You have my full support, hero.
You are fucking stupid
- Comment on Bruh, chill 2 weeks ago:
Technically speaking, speed limits are set for worst conditions.
As in very rainy, very windy, poor visibility, etc.
So no, in your day to day life in ideal conditions — you do not need to follow the speed limit. Am I saying go double the speed limit? No. 10 miles above the speed limit is fine, though.
That being said, people who tailgate others can go fuck themselves. There’s never a good reason to be so close behind another car.
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 2 weeks ago:
Cursing online ≠ going somewhere and yelling obscenities at strangers. You’re an idiot if you think it’s salient, but hey — I’m not the one agreeing to throating my corporate overlords so maybe it’s just something I won’t ever understand.
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 2 weeks ago:
Then maybe use an analogy that isn’t so fucking dumb
- Comment on Never Forget. Please dear god don't forget 2 weeks ago:
No, that’s called being God