Jax
@Jax@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on PB&J 23 hours ago:
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- Comment on God of War Sons of Sparta - Reveal Trailer | PS5 Games 1 day ago:
I don’t disagree that comparing DMC and the old GOW games is fair — they occupy the same space. Reducing a soulslike to dodging and parrying is just wrong, though. Actually reducing a hack and slash to aggression and dodging is also wrong, see Royal Guard.
Freedom of movement, build options (you are free to turn yourself into the heaviest thing in existence compared to a gymnast, and that’s only discussing equip load), map design, the robust lore as opposed to a traditional narrative, these are staples of soulsbourne games. DMC3 has a harder parry than any soulslike in Royal Guard — does that make parrying a staple of the series? Yes, it does — Royal Guard is cool as shit.
- Comment on God of War Sons of Sparta - Reveal Trailer | PS5 Games 1 day ago:
Uh, while comparing DMC and GOW is wrong, calling GOW and over the shoulder soulslike is… almost more wrong.
That being said, Ragnarok was a step down from the first GOW reboot, with GOW being a great starting point with the promise of Ragnarok (which was just disappointing imo).
And the story… Jesus christ I would have preferred an absent soulslike story.
- Comment on BASED? 5 days ago:
No, no — now repeat after me:
Men are bad.
Unless you’re a man at which point:
Women are bad.
I hope I helped.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 week ago:
See that just blows my mind, I would never describe nuts as bitter.
- Comment on Your teenager AND your husband 1 week ago:
In my experience, without the drive of ‘I need to eat better’ really being cemented into your soul, this will just result in everyone covertly buying snacks and letting tons of fruit go to waste.
People do seem to like nuts though, barring a legitimate reason like an allergy I don’t think I’ve met anyone that dislikes nuts.
- Comment on Do people eat this? 2 weeks ago:
I don’t disagree, posts like this always seem to forget that the British Empire sought control over India for spice.
I just disagreed that food in the U.S. was somehow shit.
- Comment on Do people eat this? 2 weeks ago:
Uh, your average breakfast in the U.S. was basically a shitload of protein. Idk about you but I definitely like pork, oatmeal, fried potatoes, eggs — with a couple pieces of toast that’s all I need in current year.
- Comment on You shall not cut! 4 weeks ago:
I just wanna talk to him
- Comment on Learning Japanese 4 weeks ago:
Yes but English has weird words so it’s the worst language on earth Earth.
Signed by those that at likely reading at a third grade level.
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 4 weeks ago:
Jalabama
- Comment on Sad Ganymede noises 5 weeks ago:
You’re right, yet many people still say ‘literally’ immediately before saying something figurative.
Colloquialisms are king, you will always lose to the masses — in this case the happen to be very ignorant.
- Comment on Anon watches Super Size Me 5 weeks ago:
He also made a documentary ‘Where in the World is Osama bin Laden?’.
He, I shit you not, correctly guessed that he was hiding in Abbottabad, Pakistan.
If only he wasn’t a raging alcoholic. Kinda fucks up the whole ‘health conscious’ vibe here — even if he was absolutely correct that fast food is just fucking bad for you.
- Comment on Sad Ganymede noises 5 weeks ago:
Literally means figuratively, whatever fight this guy is trying to carry on — he loses against the general ignorance of the masses. Evrytim…
Signed, guy who hates that literally means figuratively.
- Comment on Truth 5 weeks ago:
This is completely unhinged, patience? Your recommendation is planning ahead and patience??
Jokes aside, holy shit eggs were so much easier to cook after figuring this out.
- Comment on Internet picture of a monkey 1 month ago:
That’s being a billionaire, becoming a millionaire from scratch requires a functioning society.
- Comment on Stay under the speed limit, guys. It's not worth it. 1 month ago:
Most people die between 40-60
According to what study?
- Comment on Anon questions some decisions 1 month ago:
No no, keep proving how you’re much different from MAGA by going to a complete opposite extreme. I’m sure this will be productive.
- Comment on Anon questions some decisions 1 month ago:
Ok dude, repeat after me:
Two wrongs does not make a right. Both things can be wrong.
You seem to have missed this point entirely in favor of going on a tirade. I’m thinking my worst suspicions have been confirmed.
- Comment on Anon questions some decisions 1 month ago:
And yet you sat there and accused the OC of saying that the killing of ‘terrorists’ was justified and 9/11 was not. You either believe awful shit or you need to take more time to articulate yourself beyond just emotionally vomiting on the keyboard.
- Comment on Anon questions some decisions 1 month ago:
You’re speaking to someone that likely thinks 9/11 was justified.
There is no speaking nuance to someone like this, very similarly to your average MAGAt.
- Comment on After GOTY pull, Clair Obscur devs draw line in sand: 'Everything will be made by humans by us' 1 month ago:
Skongsong, Silkskong - Skong.
- Comment on After GOTY pull, Clair Obscur devs draw line in sand: 'Everything will be made by humans by us' 1 month ago:
That’s a fair point, Skong was made by like 3 people and it’s probably one of the best games of all time.
- Comment on After GOTY pull, Clair Obscur devs draw line in sand: 'Everything will be made by humans by us' 1 month ago:
I think that the amount of love that went into Clair Obscur eclipses any use of AI. If you’re under the impression that background textures they replaced must mean they used AI everywhere else — you must not have played the game.
- Comment on Ideal Beach Body 1 month ago:
And the ‘ideal’ beach body is apparently something that can only be attained by steroid abuse. Arnie in his prime, pumping gear, should not be what anyone thinks is an ‘ideal beach body’. This is what I mean about steroid abuse normalization.
- Comment on Ideal Beach Body 1 month ago:
Normal human = Arnie in his prime, pumping gear.
The way we’ve normalized steroid use is fucking insane. I remember when people used to be ashamed of that shit.
- Comment on Anon is up to no good again 1 month ago:
Thank you. The trust people place in LLMs really needs to be examined from a psychiatric perspective.
- Comment on Anon is up to no good again 1 month ago:
Peter?
- Comment on WHO STOLE MY FUCKING BARS? 1 month ago:
Nope, just aware there are different ways of thinking about it — wasn’t implying any one was wrong or right
- Comment on WHO STOLE MY FUCKING BARS? 1 month ago:
Ah, so you’re in the ‘teleporters are just cloning machines’ camp.