Jax
@Jax@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon preps for a hurricane 1 day ago:
Moment le Florida Man
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 3 days ago:
A small lump of metal, glass, bone and maybe a little goopie bits if they got trapped does not elicit the same mental image.
- Comment on Never change, Internet. Check out his new title 5 days ago:
The only thing I hoped for in that match was for Tyson to smack the living shit out of Jake. That would have been the best outcome. That being said it was never going to end as anything other than Jake running around the ring.
Every single one of these “old vs young” fights is only meant to drive conversation about boxing. It’s a marketing ploy, not only that it’s working. Incredibly well. To say that Jake Paul is the face of boxing is not an understatement. It is a sad indication of where the sport has fallen.
That being said, they still fucking hit each other. Call it a hard sparring match, whatever. Barrios vs Ramos was solid.
- Comment on Never change, Internet. Check out his new title 5 days ago:
It’s only staged in the sense that it’s a 27 year old boxing a 58 year old. They still hit each other, it’s not like the punches were fake.
- Comment on Anon remembers 7th grade 1 week ago:
Idk if we agree on what ‘funnier’ means.
- Comment on Pweaty pwease 🥺 1 week ago:
Yeah it needs to segue into him fixating on something one of his political opponents said and how that’s totally not true and that he’s got the best x you’ve ever seen. You’ve never seen better x.
- Comment on Respect 2 weeks ago:
Because they aren’t interested in the flowers, they’re interested in how they look with the flowers all around them. It’s a selfish act for vain individuals.
- Comment on Respect 2 weeks ago:
I think we can assume that this is spring/early summer, but yeah - you aren’t wrong. I can’t see myself enjoying grass between my toes if I have to shove my bare feet through a meter of snow.
- Comment on Respect 2 weeks ago:
Very common, at least here in California, for there to be nice blooms of flowers that people decide to obliterate so they can take pictures for social media. By the time the 80th troglodyte traipses through the flowers, they’ve ruined it for everyone else that might enjoy them - and the flowers are fucked.
I can almost guarantee that this is the point of the comic. The only other interpretation I’ve seen that I can accept is that it’s actually about the grass between your toes, which some people dislike.
- Comment on Respect 2 weeks ago:
I mean, I like the feeling of grass between my toes.
- Comment on Respect 2 weeks ago:
Few people understand why I glare them after obliterating a perfectly nice patch of flowers.
- Comment on Anon rizzes up a girl 2 weeks ago:
It means shake my hand, you’re welcome
- Comment on Too spicy for me but thank you 😊 2 weeks ago:
Idk, but the largest Cybertruck weighs 12 lbs less than an F-150.
- Comment on I hate that that happens 3 weeks ago:
“It is true that that’s almost never necessary.”
I can’t wrap my head around this, logically it’s still a ‘double that’ but the short form makes it palatable to read/say.
- Comment on World of Warcraft adds $90 mount to in game store 3 weeks ago:
Crazy how I just detailed this exact thing in a different comment and got downvoted for it.
- Comment on World of Warcraft adds $90 mount to in game store 3 weeks ago:
5 million gold costs about 220 bucks right now. If I’m not mistaken that was the price of the AH mount back in BFA, no?
90 bucks for this mount is actually at a massive bargain, we’re talking 40% of what it’s actually worth. Like I get it, you think it’s scummy but… idk, if I still played WoW I would probably buy it - and I doubt I would regret it. That being said, I do not play anymore and will not come back for the mount lol.
Like, technically speaking they could charge double what they’re asking and it would still be cheaper than the BFA AH mount.
- Comment on Lemmy is self sufficient 5 weeks ago:
I’m amazed you can infer anything from this ‘question’.
- Comment on Alien: Isolation sequel in early development, with original director returning 1 month ago:
Isolation lasted 30 hours too long, I won’t hold my breath
- Comment on Return to office perks 1 month ago:
Coffee infused hot dog. Yeah, I’ve thought about it and that’s fucking awful.
- Comment on That explains it. 1 month ago:
Your thoughts are dirty and you should feel ashaned you disgusting sinner!
Or something, idk they might as well be religious
- Comment on That explains it. 1 month ago:
I imagine men will start behaving differently right around the time your head becomes unlodged from your ass.
Showing yourself in public ≠ posting pictures of yourself online. I understand that, for the terminally online, these things are interchangeable. I am sorry to inform you of this, but it’s probably valuable that you learn it now, they are not.
This isn’t victim blaming. This is cause and effect.
- Comment on That explains it. 2 months ago:
How fucking dare that creepy disgusting old man look at pictures of young, beautiful women on a platform where they’re posting pictures of themselves! This isn’t what the internet is meant for, how dare he!
Hmm
- Comment on Anon pregames 2 months ago:
I ignored you and stumbled upon your comment again. I will go back to not knowing who you are very soon.
- Comment on Anon pregames 2 months ago:
No, you big thumbed dipstick, I’m taking the information into account as it’s given - not reading into it like you because I’ve got a hard on for hating men.
Pregaming is something that happens immediately before going to do something else. You don’t pregame for 2 hours you pregame for like 30 minutes, it is something you do and then you do something else.
This all likely took place over the course of an hour, actually if they’re doing shots then this easily could have taken place over the course of a half hour. We don’t know enough, but we sure as shit know what you think considering how fucking vehemently you’ve defended your position based on incomplete information.
She SA’d him, you’re a troglodyte. Fin.
- Comment on Anon pregames 2 months ago:
What was that? I can’t hear you over the moral high ground.
Remember, the one defending the sexual predator is you.
- Comment on Anon pregames 2 months ago:
Great, glad we’re on the same page. Have a nice go fuck yourself.
- Comment on Anon pregames 2 months ago:
Do you accept that they were both drunk and that consent works both ways?
Jesus christ, imagine bloviating this much about a drunk person not thinking exactly what you want them to think. I cannot imagine having my head so firmly shoved to my ass.
- Comment on Anon pregames 2 months ago:
Great, so they were both still drunk. Do you or do you not accept that consent works both ways?
- Comment on Poop Knife 2 months ago:
How would you put ‘person who tested various diets and eating habits for the best possible shit to freeze and dig through ice with’ on a resume?
- Comment on Trump advisor LOSES HIS MIND when confronted by foreign journalist 2 months ago:
Watching that chrome dome get shinier and shinier was fantastic.