Jax
@Jax@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anon envies the boomers 8 hours ago:
Why would any of that context matter to a 4channer?
- Comment on Anon sees a happy couple 8 hours ago:
I think that they just need to look like they didn’t just pick themselves off the floor, realistically.
- Comment on Current chain of command 23 hours ago:
Unless he dies, as human shields tend to do - which I believe is the point.
- Comment on Hades II - The Warsong Update Trailer 1 day ago:
Yeah, it’s easier to make decisions when you don’t have to think about them anymore.
- Comment on Avowed is the most fun I’ve have had since Skyrim! 2 days ago:
I’m sorry but I genuinely don’t care what game journalists think. Their opinions are about as valuable as mud, and at least I can grow plants from mud.
Every single discussion I see searching up on Google ‘is Outer Worlds good’ are sponsored reviews from people who got the game for free, or B average reviews from people who got the game for dirt cheap. When I find what real people have to say about Outer Worlds, it’s almost unanimous that it was bad.
- Comment on Avowed is the most fun I’ve have had since Skyrim! 2 days ago:
No, there wasn’t - Skyrim is the video game equivalent of makeup on an otherwise uninteresting individual. Might seem pretty at first, but the lack of depth or meaning dulls any beauty.
- Comment on Avowed is the most fun I’ve have had since Skyrim! 2 days ago:
Yeah that doesn’t track at all with what I remember people saying, and what I remember thinking myself.
I distinctly remember people citing the repetitive gameplay, short campaign, shallow choices, etc. I’m not sure why it was ever a GOTY contender, but there simply never was any way it would ever beat a game like Sekiro. It’s likely that “new Obsidian RPG” drove any hype surrounding the game.
- Comment on So, is the USA screwed? 2 days ago:
Are you… are you being serious?
- Comment on I miss myspace 3 days ago:
Art imitates life
- Comment on Liquid Death Quietly Adds Stevia to Tea Drinks 5 days ago:
Not the guy, but pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9028423/ was an interesting read.
A quick glance on google about Stevia might lead you to this link, but the preview shows “Results showed that stevia might lead to microbial imbalance, disrupting the communication between Gram-negative bacteria in the gut via either the LasR or RhlR …” which seems bad, until you read the rest of the good things that Stevia is supposedly doing.
Plus, the text behind that ellipses is “However, even if stevia inhibits these pathways, it cannot kill off the bacteria.”
So this might just be some good old misinformation on google’s part.
- Comment on A balanced diet is important 5 days ago:
I’m a man and I have to remind my girlfriend to put the toilet seat down. No she does not stand up to pee. Generalizations are stupid.
- Comment on Mitosis 6 days ago:
Your knowledge will always be less valuable than their ignorance.
- Comment on Mitosis 6 days ago:
Yes, and with that definition it becomes a contronym. As in a contradiction. As in the word no longer peforms the function it once did. And before you say ‘bUt LaNgUaGeS sHiFt OvEr TiMe’ - the word virtually literally peforms the same function as the new definition.
Who am I kidding, discussing the importance of articulation to people who never learned the definitions of the words they use has always been a losing battle. Your knowledge will always be less valuable to them than their ignorance.
- Comment on Anon reads Harry Potter 2 weeks ago:
Frick
- Comment on what the hap is fuckening 2 weeks ago:
Fair enough, I’ll retract my snap judgement.
Witch hunts are definitely not the path we want to take, guys. Let people call each other out on their bullshit, but don’t dogpile on someone because you read the select keywords you’ve been trained to think against.
- Comment on Good morning I choose creativity and recycling. 2 weeks ago:
If you eat enough, it collects and then you can flush it from your system easier!
!THIS IS A LIE. DO NOT DO THIS.!<
- Comment on what the hap is fuckening 2 weeks ago:
Yeah I don’t know what your motivation is for your post, but it reads exactly like every sea lion I’ve seen on this platform.
- Comment on Anon reads Harry Potter 2 weeks ago:
Ganondorf
Not sure if trolling or AI
- Comment on ****** 2 weeks ago:
God damn, it’s like I’m in a museum
- Comment on A bit rubbery... 2 weeks ago:
It’s just a picture of Jack Daniels
- Comment on This is America 2 weeks ago:
Crickets
I can really sense how little of a shit you give.
- Comment on This is America 2 weeks ago:
You gave enough of a shit to bitch and moan in the first place, so which is it? Do you recognize that your contribution to the topic is worthless, or do you think you’re somehow above it all - a shining example of a human we should all strive to be like?
Fair warning, I am going to record myself laughing at you if you point to the second perspective. Like, HAHAHAHA fucking Ganondorf laughing.
- Comment on This is America 2 weeks ago:
The people using the language don’t give a shit if you’re mad that U.S. arrogance is the reason the U.S. is referred to as America. Language is to be used to send a message, not dance around 16 topics hoping you can finally manage to vomit out whatever it is you’re trying to say.
- Comment on New No Man's Sky update adds walkable gas giants among "trillions" of new planets, just in case you were running out 3 weeks ago:
Ok, so we’re going in circles now?
If the work they’ve put in since hasn’t won you over, great - do other things with your time. If I were you I’d keep in mind that you aren’t perfect either.
- Comment on It really is like this 3 weeks ago:
To anyone reading this, notice how hard they cherrypicked after being slapped in the face with evidence - then they doubled down.
This person expects you to be stupid, they actually count on it. Keep that in mind.
- Comment on Amazon Artificially Discounting Items $0.01 Below the Free Shipping Limit 3 weeks ago:
No, this is just an example of a lesser evil that we’ve grown accustomed to.
- Comment on Anon fixes Super Mario Bros 4 weeks ago:
Gr8 b8 m8
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Just play Ghosts of Sushi Mama - I can almost guarantee it’s a better AC game.
- Comment on Elden Ring Nightreign - Network test registration starts today! 5 weeks ago:
A friend of mine was banned for the crime of having been invaded by a hacker. I guess I kind of get it, can’t really be made at them for not wanting to give everyone a headstart.
- Comment on Destiny 2 Has Lost Massive Amount Of Steam Players Since Last June 1 month ago:
Yeah, I quit with Lightfall.
Sorry, but ‘The Witness’ was never anything other than a hamfisted attempt to create some kind of big bad. Bungie genuinely believed they could piggyback off of Destinys success and pivot into different IPs. I immediately lost all faith that I had given my money to the right people.
I feel petty, but I am glad they failed. I wanted Destiny to succeed, and Bungie made it very clear that it was never going to.