Jax
@Jax@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Just play Ghosts of Sushi Mama - I can almost guarantee it’s a better AC game.
- Comment on Elden Ring Nightreign - Network test registration starts today! 1 week ago:
A friend of mine was banned for the crime of having been invaded by a hacker. I guess I kind of get it, can’t really be made at them for not wanting to give everyone a headstart.
- Comment on Destiny 2 Has Lost Massive Amount Of Steam Players Since Last June 1 week ago:
Yeah, I quit with Lightfall.
Sorry, but ‘The Witness’ was never anything other than a hamfisted attempt to create some kind of big bad. Bungie genuinely believed they could piggyback off of Destinys success and pivot into different IPs. I immediately lost all faith that I had given my money to the right people.
I feel petty, but I am glad they failed. I wanted Destiny to succeed, and Bungie made it very clear that it was never going to.
- Comment on Elden Ring Nightreign - Network test registration starts today! 1 week ago:
Hmm, is this typical for other fromsoft titles - as far as playtests go? Regarding the lack of PC testers.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 week ago:
Edit: spujb is an idiot that thinks chickenshit protects eggs from bacteria.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 week ago:
Oh, so you’re a power tripping mod and an idiot. Great, I’ll add that to the tag.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 week ago:
My water has minerals in it and that is why stains are left on things that have water dry on them.
My soil has good nutrients and that is why mushrooms are active.
My eggs have chickenshit on them and that is why they don’t need refrigeration.
Good to know, I’ll have you tagged as a fucking idiot as well. By the way, don’t listen to this person: the ratio is still 7:1 in terms of shelf life. Refrigerated vs unrefrigerated, respectively. Not only are they bad at English, they’re just fucking wrong.
- Comment on *cough cough* GOLLUM *cough cough* 1 week ago:
No that’s Gollum, from smash hit video game “The Lord of the Rings: Gollum”.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 week ago:
Bike=2, sunshine=5, lawyer=4, biscuit=4, car=2. what is keyboard?
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 week ago:
You, neither, inferred nor implied that the chickenshit was responsible.
You explicitly stated it. I am not giving you an English lesson, you do not know what infer or imply means if you think saying “and that’s why” is anything other than a direct statement.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 week ago:
I read what I write after I write it.
Unlike you, clearly, which is why you have “typos”. Though, at this point, I’m genuinely convinced you’re AI.
I’ve pointed out why you’re wrong, you’ve decided to argue. You are wrong, every English teacher will tell you you’re wrong, and anyone that can write in English correctly will tell you you’re wrong.
Silence, now. Before I link you the wikipedia definition of Dunning-Kruger.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 week ago:
You can pretend until the stats side indeed.
Got it buddy, you definitely know English better than I do. Continue on, definitely speaking English clearly and correctly.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 week ago:
The implication is that you think chicken shit protects eggs. That is what your words said, that is what they implicate.
You can argue what you meant until the stars die. It doesn’t change anything.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 week ago:
Stop.
Use English correctly or don’t, I don’t care.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 2 weeks ago:
my eggs have chickenshit on and that’s why
and that’s why
that’s why
Idk man, look at the words you write after you write them - don’t expect me to read between the lines of your incorrectly expressed thought.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 2 weeks ago:
My eggs have chickenshit on them and thats’ why they don’t need refrigeration like you do in the US.
Oh, my mistake then.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 2 weeks ago:
That isn’t entirely correct, the layer of mucous around the egg is called the bloom - it isn’t shit that protects the egg. The bloom actually protects the egg from bacteria that live in the chicken shit, and washing them removes that layer of mucous . Even still, the likelihood of getting salmonella from a supermarket egg is like 1 in 20k or something like that.
Source: I have chickens.
- Comment on what was the last game you played in 2024? 2 weeks ago:
Zephon
- Comment on the amount of slop saying "wait till the end" is too damn high 3 weeks ago:
But no, you don’t understand, LaNgUaGeS cHaNgE oVeR tImE
- Comment on Give us your best infodump. 1 month ago:
Which, ironically, defeats the entire purpose of science.
- Comment on Anon preps for a hurricane 1 month ago:
Moment le Florida Man
- Comment on Bottom of the Ocean 2 months ago:
A small lump of metal, glass, bone and maybe a little goopie bits if they got trapped does not elicit the same mental image.
- Comment on Never change, Internet. Check out his new title 2 months ago:
The only thing I hoped for in that match was for Tyson to smack the living shit out of Jake. That would have been the best outcome. That being said it was never going to end as anything other than Jake running around the ring.
Every single one of these “old vs young” fights is only meant to drive conversation about boxing. It’s a marketing ploy, not only that it’s working. Incredibly well. To say that Jake Paul is the face of boxing is not an understatement. It is a sad indication of where the sport has fallen.
That being said, they still fucking hit each other. Call it a hard sparring match, whatever. Barrios vs Ramos was solid.
- Comment on Never change, Internet. Check out his new title 2 months ago:
It’s only staged in the sense that it’s a 27 year old boxing a 58 year old. They still hit each other, it’s not like the punches were fake.
- Comment on Anon remembers 7th grade 2 months ago:
Idk if we agree on what ‘funnier’ means.
- Comment on Pweaty pwease 🥺 2 months ago:
Yeah it needs to segue into him fixating on something one of his political opponents said and how that’s totally not true and that he’s got the best x you’ve ever seen. You’ve never seen better x.
- Comment on Respect 2 months ago:
Because they aren’t interested in the flowers, they’re interested in how they look with the flowers all around them. It’s a selfish act for vain individuals.
- Comment on Respect 2 months ago:
I think we can assume that this is spring/early summer, but yeah - you aren’t wrong. I can’t see myself enjoying grass between my toes if I have to shove my bare feet through a meter of snow.
- Comment on Respect 2 months ago:
Very common, at least here in California, for there to be nice blooms of flowers that people decide to obliterate so they can take pictures for social media. By the time the 80th troglodyte traipses through the flowers, they’ve ruined it for everyone else that might enjoy them - and the flowers are fucked.
I can almost guarantee that this is the point of the comic. The only other interpretation I’ve seen that I can accept is that it’s actually about the grass between your toes, which some people dislike.
- Comment on Respect 2 months ago:
I mean, I like the feeling of grass between my toes.